Now why would any normal girl wanna lie about that.

FortuneTeller:
She is very unattractive, but you know African men who have never been around whites, don't know this. They only see the white skin and believe they have a prize. I won't go on because I don't want to insult the woman, but I hope you both get what you desire.

Chaiiiiiii....see diss

The moral of the story is

This is just hilarious. Man said "all my body will start shaking like when clipper is vibrating"...

Nigerdeltaboi:
blessed is a man who knowest how to conceal an erection.

I bet you wont be saying this if Kim Kardashian gave you some private lap dance.

loyalty and respect

buy yourself a job first.

the vibe and how it connects to my different mood, anything else is irrelvant.

Nope! thats a bad idea. ( Yes I am back )

Durentt:
Lol. Am a guy sef

U lying??

I think nigeria has seen too many make up artist. Can you try being the best female basketball player??

Welll...she shudnt have done the crime...let her serve the time.

If she is fine n potentially mine..Ill feel hard as rock.

How's their naked body gonna solve ya problem. Let them be.

Let the lies begin

I don't get it...not sure what u mean..like why it's a big deal for them to call first after you exchange number or what??

If it's not mutual then she is not for me.

What if you intend to pay and the man demands for interest payment on top that...what now? Next time realise that friends ain't who they claims to be. They change like the weather.

I think it's a typo or cheating husbands are in style now

Merlissa:

I see 14 years in your future.

Smiled? Noooo. If anyone sees the need to test me, then that means I am not welcomed or trustworthy in their eyes. I think the relationship will be dead that day.

U have to be gay for posting this crap. Try some girls for a change. U may like it.

Yup! These niccas are as gay as they come and it would be stupid for them to be in denial.

raayah:
95% of Naija men love prostitutes too!

If there were no customers business will fail.!

That's sooooo not true.

At 18s...I need a gf because I thought it was cool

Mid 20s...it needed a gf because it's part of growing up and being adventurous

Late 20s...the need of a gf is for companionship, love n hopes of marriage.

That's my timeline

There are some clowns among us. They just wear
things like this to entertain n make us laugh.

Jglad:

Nice, that's a man talking... if u no send then she might just ruin ur bank account... thanks for sending jare but we ain't that bad

I know some girls who spend 200,000 naira on some basic weave and they can't pay rent. What do you call that?

vizkiz:
the funny thing is that no guy "notices" your hair! We just want you to look good, if you like take 5million do hair, we no send

Ladies, Have you ever been approached by a dude and the guy says "waoh! What a nice hair you'v gat, brazilian right?"

I don't know what this man is talking about but if I have to pay for that hair at some point. I SEND!

Hellll yes! with a condom and a FAT SMILE on my face

There is nothing wrong with that. There are way too many signs to worry about.

Using actually makes alot of sense. Thank God for independent women.