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Exactly!

tosyne2much:
You mention my name because you know say I no dey use ears take hear boobs abi?

Open a bar and i will suggest my brother tosyne2much runs an ashawo joint beside your bar..

tempem:
It doesn't count, bro...


After school, am sure gonna open a barber's shop..
That's it...

will never allow a do this to me. and You're graduating next year?

Op,but why her makeup no come remove..chai single men eku suru ooo

Their spokesmen denied the report but dependable party chieftain confirmed to Vanguard that the governor was on top of the situation and would not allow “ a philistine” reap where he never sold.

The reporter must be from the land of the rising sun

Yinmu ,so cos she ain't wearing bra stipulates that her breast hasn't headed further south mtscheww ask ladyf and ngeneukwenu how they have been able to package their bobbies or better still ask naijasinglegirl or ask the onishekushe master himself tosyne2much..


Well what the above-mentioned people as well as the customers of tosyne2much make use of is: Instant Breast lift or push up lift

eg ngeneukweunu

PhockPhockMan:
Some people won't sleep tonight.

OBOWUNMI

obowunmi:
HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

Great,but how would the disabled be able to climb this bridge easily..no elevators, no escalators and this is 2016?

Kpa Kpa kpakpakpka

ladyF:
All these games are quite boring sef. Sudoku nko?

Please a round of applause for me for making the FTC spot again today. E no easy. Don't be a bad belle person, drop your phone and clap.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Professor wole,


reality, she can construct a readable English essay

Can or can't


quote author=RichYoungNigga post=48339877]

Kids, this is one of the many reasons why you should stay in school and get your education, it's very important.
In real life, this girl would be forming but in reality, she can construct a readable English essay[/quote]

Go and born


quote author=ladyF post=48340690]Lol say NO to bribery and corruption. Nice one by the keke association. Me and my fellow bicycle riders don stop to dey give them 20 nera since Na so the money easy to make? Police is not your friend!

Who do I dedicate this FTC to....thinking....thinking....

I dedicate this to PresVA, congrats dear. As I neva reach to born, ayam coming in September to borrow baby o. #Can'tWait

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again [/quote]

Lol she loto

quote author=tosyne2much post=48335787] She's such a big turn off for me... I can't imagine making love to my wife and I will be panting as if I'm running an hundred metre race [/quote]

Shabonbugo

Buhari has just begun.Work everywhere you go!Expect more from Baba.Not how fast but how well.



Op you're high on some cheap things...re u trying to tell us that the president is the contractor or what exactly is your point?

When our correspondent visited the area, Endurance’s mother, who did not want her name in print, said she had gone to a church service at 4pm on Wednesday only to hear the news of her son’s death on her return.


For Real?

One of the sure ways of differentiating Nigerians is by their mode of dressing..even a blind man will know that uncle flavor is from the land of the rising sun..i think his dressing is still better than all of those of em living in Europe..they can dress for Africa

This one in the s-----kit looks like ladyf join together with ngeneukwenu

Harmored:
Ok nice one

and how are you sure that the said boy didn't write the suicide note just to implicate the granny..why get her pregnant when they're not yet married..ohk she likes the girl but he could have ask for her hand in marriage but condom is cheaper than snipper na...May her soul rest in peace

Jahelastic:
But do you know the boy may be happy with the pregnancy and his family may be ready to accept both the baby and the mother?

Haba ! Bloggers and Africans can exaggerate matters sha..this lady is not that big na.she's average tosyne2much how far bro?

But some men might end up dying from suffocation you know...

cruzita:
no matter how woman big reach,man go handle am well well

Lie of the century.

Op at least you for try edit properly NA and you know even fit give credit to where you copied the work from haba

Who's gonna fuel those fire trucks?

Two enemies committing same crime

So someone abroad will send their money in foreign currency through imto and then funds would be dispersed in naira at official bank rates, let's say the bank buys this dollar from imto at 320, they would surely sell it to the bdcs for more than 340 so they the Banks would gain 20 naira per dollar,if that is multiplied by the projected 20b dollars then the banks in naija will make huge amount of money..

Your mother in law indeed!!! Just look at your life

quote author=madridguy post=48246234]My mother inlaw please leave the agbako Omo of Ekiti land alone. Let him go with his wailing spirit.[/quote]

Mynd44 lalasticlala rules broken please

quote author=hellyjay post=48240391]
The show just begins. And it’s summer again. So Ekiti’s Mad Dog Gov. Fayose will be taking his bitch and five puppies to the U.S. They have to go and soak in the pollen-laden summer air, and shoot the breeze in Hawaii or some exotic get-away befitting a Dasukigate-rich family like the Fayoses. It’s probably an annual event for the Ekiti first family


http://justspreadit.com/2016/08/05/freaking-feyisetan-wife-of-mad-dog-gov-fayose-kids-ready-for-us-visit/[/quote]

Oju (face): Fanta
Else(leg): coke

The NFF boss confirmed that the German is currently working on development programmes for the German Football Federation is expected to arrive in Nigeria on Saturday.

Poor journalism

Ela, odun ofeke

madridguy:
Safe journey their hero in corruption.

tosyne2much:
Agbere ke? I don change oooo

But how does daddy go expects tithes to be paid by those workers who are been owed couple of months salaries or pensioners with outstanding payment?