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PoliticsRe: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by justynneke(f): 8:33am On Jan 10, 2015
Ʊ r as clueless as ur president. Wia were Ʊ wen yaradua dies n jonathan had to complete his bal of 2 yrs, or wasn't he president? + his 4 yrs.
Ʊ don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ start, bur ur family neva notice

Bensonite:
Chief this 6years claim of GEJ been in office does it not increase. Two years ago the opposition made this claim that He has been president for 6 years now January 2015 you are still claiming six years. For the records, the GEJ was sworn in May 2010 as President and if you know little mathematics it is not even 5 years as at today. I see that bad media and opposition really sold this to the hearts of Nigerians. Yesterday four of my colleagues were making 6 years claim and after I asked pertinent question they became stupid.
PoliticsRe: MEND To Jonathan: Your Assassination Story Not True by justynneke(f): 8:05am On Jan 10, 2015
No doubt, GEJ iand his cohorts r just too scared of kirikiri.
If joonathan is dia target, Ʊ tink dat it is rili dat difficult to achieve since 4 yrs, chei, I pity jona o cos d fear of kirikiri is d beginning of his craziness.
Mr. Goatluck ebola jonadunce, plz start parking ur load n leave wit ur illetrate wife honourably

If Ʊ can marry, live wit illetracy all dis yrs, den we can vote a better english-speaking lletracy too as our president.

Febuhari
BusinessRe: Photos: GUO Transport Company Loses 7 Luxury Buses To Inferno In Onitsha by justynneke(f): 9:54am On Jan 07, 2015
Chai, I wish him quick recovery o
It is well, dis fire issue dis season
Nt. Our portion o
RomanceRe: Yuletide: Lagos Lovers Flogged Unclad For Having Sex In Bus by justynneke(f): 11:20pm On Jan 05, 2015
Konji Ʊ b bastard
Konji Ʊ b omo ale
E no go beta for u
PoliticsRe: Prof Yemi Osinbajo Live On Channels Tv Politics Today by justynneke(f): 9:42pm On Jan 04, 2015
Osinbajo, 7 gboza fr Ʊ joor.
I had doubted Ʊ, bur afta ur interview today, I wish Ʊ r alReady dia. I felt sincerity in d words of a politician for d very first time.
God bless n kip Ʊ for me
PhonesRe: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by justynneke(f): 12:36pm On Jan 04, 2015
Nt funny. R Ʊ dat jobless dat Ʊ kip lukin @ pplz status.
Jonathan see wot Ʊ av caused.......
Joblessness
Car TalkRe: Ladies What Is The Longest Distance You Have Driven A Car? by justynneke(f): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2015
Me ke, highest na akure to idanre. I doubt if av gotten to 80 before sef
PhonesRe: 3 Phones That Will Make A Mark In 1st Half Of 2015 by justynneke(f): 11:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
Is it just to sell fones, do Ʊ sell d parts too, r D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ available?
Gone e dos dayz wen pple buy chinko dat has tv n radio yet nokia 3310 has beta ntwrk, beta ba3 n can fall as many tymz n still stand gidigba .

If d parts r nt available as we'll as duration, abeg carry ur mkt go anoda forum o; no com hia to confuss urself no b us
RomanceRe: How A Married Man She Met On BBM Almost Killed Her With Sex And Drugged Drinks by justynneke(f): 10:44am On Dec 28, 2014
Chai sorry, stop blaming her , d guy could b single too n wicked still
Besides, 10k is nt much to come free, av received more dan dat without paying bak in kind.
Above all, let just b prayerful.
I knw a rape victim who was set up by her own frnd just because shez a virgin n her frnd nt.
Let God guide us
PoliticsRe: Christmas Dance By Ex- Governor Akala (photo) by justynneke(f): 12:21pm On Dec 26, 2014
Kilokanmi
BusinessRe: Before You Quit Your Job To Become An Entrepreneur by justynneke(f): 12:09pm On Dec 26, 2014
Ʊ r on point.
Almost regrettin a biz I started in august, but wen a frnd told me how sha failed in 5 biz... I decided to fasten my belt wit d one I av n A̶̲̥̅♏ makin a headway.
Everytin Ʊ wrote here all happened to me. Wish I had sumone to pre-inform me, I wouldn't av invested as much initially; all d same, I tank God.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Which Is The Finest Between Buhari & President Jonathan's Season Greeting Cards? by justynneke(f): 12:02pm On Dec 26, 2014
selectedhero:
if not for the sake that you are high from smoking ganga you should know that black suit and a black background is not a christmas colour. obviously they have started mourning their loss at the elections.
## don't tell me dat anybody wishing a merry xmas must dress lyk a santa claus, ara oko
Besides are white n red nt enof to identify xmas?

Olodo
RomanceRe: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by justynneke(f): 5:13pm On Dec 25, 2014
Datz poor man's mentality, it's nt abt tp
If Ʊ give her allowances n meet her pressing needs according to ur fin ability den tp should be lyk jara, so weneva it doesn't come she won't get angry cos Ʊ v done wots far worth more dan tp. She might even cook n bring for sef.
Dude tink A̶̲̥̅♏ well
RomanceRe: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by justynneke(f): 5:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
yomanovic:
I find it shocking when pips talk rubish like this! They talk as if its only guys that benefit from a relationship. Hell!!! I hate ladies who put everything on guys. Na so one call me say hin wan buy something come o and I'll give her the 100 naira back o. Ah vex so tey I fight her that night. God did not create either man or the woman to be slaves to either of themselves but helper: they should share responsibilities.
Datz poor man's mentality, it's nt abt tp
If Ʊ give her allowances n meet her pressing needs according to ur fin ability den tp should be lyk jara, so weneva it doesn't come she won't get angry cos Ʊ v done wots far worth more dan tp. She might even cook n bring for sef.
Dude tink A̶̲̥̅♏ well

That means as hin nor give her money da dey when she come so, another man fit give her and she go follow. Yes! Ashawaoooo!!!! Na wetin she be that.
CrimeRe: SHOCKING PHOTOS: 2 LAUTECH Students Striped Unclad & Beaten For Stealing by justynneke(f): 3:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
My story;
I went to mkt y/day wit N36,500.
@ d first place wia I stopped to pay for shredder, I opened my bag n couldn't find my money again.
I had to take bike home n pd wit borrowed money frm neighbour

Pls nairalanders, help me transfer all ur problems to dis thief so dat he/she will av more dan enof problems to sort with d moni.
Cos nw , no xmas clothes for my kids, I curse dis thief
Ʊ shall walk naked
No salad on my rice, Ʊ shall knw hunger
Happiness for me today
Ʊ shall knw sorrow
Pls add urs
FamilyRe: Women With Rich Husbands Have Stronger Orgasm –study by justynneke(f): 7:59pm On Dec 20, 2014
Very correct study
Wen a woman has nt financial stress,she feels every pound dan enters her
Bur wen she has to tink of oda tins, it is called divided attention
Datz y Ʊ talk to sum pple and D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ respond wit
Ehn
Kiloso
Mi o gbo
Wetin
I don't understand
Simple xample- compare ajekpako wif ajebutter
EventsRe: My Wedding Pictures by justynneke(f): 7:48pm On Dec 20, 2014
Hml, chick welcome to our club
Guy happy graduatioon, no more omo-ele
Ntoo gi
Nairaland GeneralRe: Midnight Inferno Roasts Family Of Six To Death In Benue [PHOTOS] by justynneke(f): 8:54pm On Dec 19, 2014
Odun n lo sopin baba rere
Fi iso re so mi o , toko tomo
Ohun ti o pawa lekun o lodun titun
Mama je ko sele si wa o baba rere
CareerRe: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by justynneke(f): 8:45pm On Dec 19, 2014
mmustapha:
Nice one op. But it is salon and not saloon.
Na plenty wah to you o, na spelling error Ʊ come here to do?

Abeg go sit down ur nyash for zebudiah class
Forum GamesRe: How Many Match Sticks Are There In The Picture Below by justynneke(f): 4:35pm On Dec 19, 2014
Givemejoy:
A husband left for vacation for 20 days. Upon returning he took the above picture of his wife. After close examination, he asked for a divorce as he determined she was cheating

What did he see in the picture?

FamilyRe: See What Happened To This Little Boy (Viewer Discretion Advised) by justynneke(f): 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2014
I don't knw hw possible dis is!
A bucket handle doesn't av a sharp edge
Even if it has, will it pice and drive itself till it gets to d middle
In as much as d story is pitiable, it also has some rate of falsehood.
PoliticsRe: Updates: APC Presidential Primaries 'Ballot-Box Counting' Thread. by justynneke(f): 12:22pm On Dec 11, 2014
Buhari, congratz in advance.
Forum GamesRe: For People With Sharp Eyes by justynneke(f): 6:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
Onemansquad, na like dis Ʊ b? Which kain examiner Ʊ b wey no go wait for ansa.
C pple D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ansa since yet Ʊ r in d kitchin pounding pepper for ur girlfriend.

Take it or not;
D ansa is......
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RomanceRe: 10 Things Men Say When They Are Cheating!!! by justynneke(f): 11:04pm On Dec 08, 2014
She seduced me (because his resistance level is zeroN mtcheew)
RomanceRe: 10 Things Men Say When They Are Cheating!!! by justynneke(f): 11:01pm On Dec 08, 2014
21. I just laf wen Ʊ accuse me;datz because Ʊ don't knw hw much I love u
CelebritiesRe: Revealed At Last: Why Ini Edo’s Marriage Failed by justynneke(f): 4:46pm On Dec 07, 2014
Shittaakeem:
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Bia, ar Ʊ ok? Na so ur pple D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ quiet D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ luk u sotey Ʊ enter mkt.
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CrimeRe: My Dad Almost Raped Me To Death by justynneke(f): 2:28pm On Dec 05, 2014
laykorn:
Lawd! These stories give me stomach aches. When I try to imagine things. A father,a fat one on a 14 year old. God! I'm in tears. This is so disheartening.


When will these things end God?

Ayamlaykorn
What is 'lawd'?
Abeg Lord is Lord and notin else biko
CelebritiesRe: Wow! Tonto Dike, A.K.A Pokolee Smoking Hot In New Pictures (PHOTOS) by justynneke(f): 2:20pm On Dec 05, 2014
Learn to praise correctly. The image of dat tatoo on her right arm do Ʊ knw wot it means?
One of d ilumnati signs ( an eye in a diamond shape)
Beware
Christianity EtcRe: Christ Embassy Music Director In Court For Kidnapping Female Banker by justynneke(f): 12:50pm On Dec 04, 2014
akagaba:
Commonm simple correct sentense is a big problem to u! See how u struggle with grammar yet u made no sense! Better go bak and start nursery 1! Scallywag!
Pele o! C ao Ʊ struggle wit spelling "commonm"

Mtcheeeeeew
PoliticsRe: Obiano Gives Police 100 Horses To "Enhance Security" In Anambra by justynneke(f): 8:48am On Dec 04, 2014
Bia, doze of Ʊ supporting dis idea ar horses urselves ( obeying d whips of ur riders)
MAINTENANCE
*horses ar selective as per foods
*medical attention
*cleanliness (bathing, mouth cleaning,powder etc)
Will he employ pple to handle doze?
TRAINING
* has he trained d supossed riders?
* if not, will he do dat here or in d countries of doze he copied?
* has he considered d cost implication?
ENVIRONMENT
* horses r nt to share roads wit automobiles especially in pursuit of a criminal; if must, d traffice would b controlled or haulted, dia4 , dis whites obey traffic rules asap and nt here wia drivers misbehave, talk of lagos, definately nt anambra wia bikes n bicycle struggle to gain road na horse dem ....lols
* d whites obey officers wen he says 'freeze'. he drops his gun n hands up, bur in anambra..... Den imagine if d rider has to hold d horse wit one hand.....funny
SCENES
Cars still protect d officers beta no mata d strength of bullet proof which NP cannot even provide, imagine horse rider combating crimE on a horse even if na rural area, ordinary stones and sticks will..... Chai Sorry

In summary sha, nigerians , its only wen sleep starts getting sweet dat snoring starts; Ʊ only rest ur back afta sitting n nt b4
Pass d stages D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ av passed first, helicopters, power bikes, bullet proof police cars, cctv, powerful riffles, provision of fuel moni etc . Diz serve as back ups for d horses.
If according to Ʊ, horses can get to wia cars can't, den helicopters should b available to monitor dia movements and so on lyk dat.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj's Fresh New Look After Debt Scandal (photos) by justynneke(f): 1:49pm On Dec 03, 2014
Bia, ogini. Una abeg post wetin go benefit us.
Wetin go teach us suntin n not give us reasons to remember n may b regret our own public n financial status

Y talk abt odaz out of joblessness, y nt pple talk abt Ʊ abi na 1/2 head D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ur neck ni?
Ihemkpa
Mtcheeew
Rubbish
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Repented Of Their Vices ( Photos ) by justynneke(f): 3:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
@ felifeli Ʊ r colloscious...
Pastor, pastor some one hia has received miracle.
Afta collectin myk... Praaaaaaise de Looooord, I came hia wit bow legs nw A̶̲̥̅♏ leaving wit K legs. Aaaaleeeeluuuuiaaaa

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