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Everyone cant be like you.

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Its not what you think. As if the lady's eyes are seeing another picture

19. My charging port has problem


20. The send button on my phone is stiff.

11) BABY,I CAN EXPLAIN

But I told u b4 she's my mum junior sister friend cousin neighbor from the same home town, just helping her to solve some of her assignment

I'm just rendering some assistance to her.At the end they were caught sleeping together and he insisted he was just helping her.Maybe helping her to adjust her panties.Nonsense of the highest order

So you don't trust me any longer

Fabdedon:
12. i really dont know what got into me

Na devil's work.

TheNaijan:

Well, men were not naturally made to stick to one woman...but religious requirements and all that prevents them from their true nature(their flesh)... Women, from religions that favor monogamy should be grateful after all...just saying #NoOffense #Peace

Hmm..equal right and justice comes in..God knows best sha! Shalom.

The No 1, happened to me yesterday. But I just maintain, no need for too much Grammer.

Ladies shld control there feelings over their men unless if they want to die on heart attack cos men must always cheat, although cheating get level sha

she tripped and fell on my abuna

21. I just laf wen Ʊ accuse me;datz because Ʊ don't knw hw much I love u

girls always say that to me.

hmmm

The OP is kinda right tho.

lasheez:
19.It wasn't me

Shaggy style abii

She seduced me (because his resistance level is zeroN mtcheew)

dechandel:

Its the devil's handwork
Makes me wonder if that stuff in between their legs was created by the devil??
Na God go punish satan sha

respect that stuff now....see your explanations

Beennkumar:

No way!

I can never ever cheat on you.

I could give you full access to my phone, e-mail, social accounts, bank account too.

Nwunye m.

hmmmm.....am seein tinxxxx

she is my reading mate while in school,,, or common baby she just a colleague in the office!!!

Jeez! The kind of useless topics that people here on NL open these days...

Op, No.5 and No.6? Like seriously?? I personally prefer doing my laundry myself because of some technical reasons...eg: I use salt on fabrics that run color, I do not apply klin detergent on jean materials and I wash my collars by scrubing with my palms and not knuckling them with both hands (this prevents collar wear). Do you think that a girl will remember all these?

On No 6. My job is the type that makes me stay in the office till very late...this is because I have to prepare some data which newspaper and other media houses make use of the following day. And then with al this, some girl who is an ardent member of NL who sees this will think I am cheating?

C'mon, I think you can do better than that

Na true talk sha but most of us are guilty of this offence.

Hmmmmmmph!

She is my ex and I have no feelings for her.

Maamin:

#5 I Can do My Own Laundry...
At first, you might think he’s being sweet for helping you out. Unfortunately, he’s doing it so he can hide his soiled pants, perfume smell or some other evidence of his liaison with his lady friend.

You got it all wrong here. This one no folo @all.

Maamin. U no say u dey craze ooo... lolsss y u dey do lyk dis na E be lyk say u be SU abi

So true.

Am sure she used juju on me.
She charmed me