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N sum pple ll b lyk " pepper soup don land" tufiakwa
Can't even hold it

Tnk God for ur live dia jare

dovelike:
Ya na umunne ya

Unu ori kpolee?

Owerre kwenu!

zikwes:
[color=#006600][/color]It is DO228 not chopper

Biko which one b DO228?

neoapocalypse:
You don touch baboon yansh before ?

Seeing is believing

I nor c aus, no craft talkless of crash

Oshisco

jamex93:
Kill dem all



I really want to partake in the killing of this stupid boko boys


More reason my love for the NA army has greatly increased and I tried my best in partaking in the last air force recruitment but was not picked


No problem sha
As long as am still alive, I shall make it

Abeg sit dwn
U neva applied fr dat reason
U applied cos
U r jobless
U v searched for job bur no way
U come sit dwn tink say weda make u manage NA
Tbad dem reject simply because u r a nobody

Dat is d brief story of ur lyf in job hunt

All of u should mechie onu

Hapinness can b xpressed in any harmless way
Even if he nor enter mud , he nor dey baf wit dettol b4 ni.
Abeg free d guy to celebrate joor; e nor easy to b graduate o

Abeg , u xpect me to read dis ur novel?

Back to sender biko

FFK
For Foolish kings
He is d king of foolishness
Talks like an imbecille
Y didn't u make use of dis lessing during campaign probably ur party wouldn't av lost woefully

Nyamanyama pikin

Neighbour stab ur pesin 1, 2, 3 still u nor park ur load comot. C wetin ayagbangba dey cause nw

Ariel20:
So what happens after seizing?

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vheMa:
sho lori buruku leleyi ni abi kofe da fun e ni

Gbam!
Nack A̶̲̥̅♏ d insult. Comment mba, Ω̴̩̩̩̥α to D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ abuse nyamannyama. I b wan nack A̶̲̥̅♏ insult but make d mumu manage d one wey ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ don give am

herrdeustch:
Its very sad that many nairalanders in this thread are busy making very insensitive comments and blaming the poor man instead of pushing for government legislation against improper animal handling.Many animal owners in Nigeria let their animal wreck havoc on lives and property without any punishment or control.Please lets struggle for government legislation to regulate issues like this

Wen r ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ starting?

Next tym. D man hear D̶̲̥̅̊Φ.... , he go don run frm lagos to heaven before he go here d end say Ω̴̩̩̩̥α donkey d person wan call.
Even dog peppersoup nw go don turn taboo for A̶̲̥̅♏

Ndo o!

If d story is true, den ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ av learnt ur lesson
Walahi if to say d man slap ƔU̶̲̥̅̊, wit all d ghost n mad pple ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ see for ur dream, ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ for turn to canibal n ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ ll start acting horror films

If d story is true, den ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ av learnt ur lesson
Walahi if to say d man slap ƔU̶̲̥̅̊, wit all d ghost n mad pple ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ see for ur dream, ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ for turn to canibal

ige101:
Depends on what u call poverty,any way I claim it IJN

I join ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ in saying amen
Cos ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ sound lyk ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ r down
He who is down fears N̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴͡ fall
Povety striken nyamanyama pesin

Abeg nor follow A̶̲̥̅♏ quarell o

She b one kain nyamanyama babe wey wan pour sand fr ur garri both physically, spiritually, financially n even pussyally

bellong:


NAPTIP alert.....

Sidon D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shout naptip
Wia naptip D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥;
wen adult ma kidnap pikins
Wen maid say oga give A̶̲̥̅♏ belle
Wen maid go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ phuck agbero neighbour wen dem gang come rob ƔU̶̲̥̅̊
Wen maid D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ take ur pikin D̶̲̥̅̊Φ military training
Wen maid go chop, take oil rub ur pikin mouth

Just sidon jeje D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ luk. Patapata 15yrs cos I won't treat her lyk a maid

@ ify always
Definination of maid varies
For me, a maid is sumone who is more sensible to stay wit ur kids wen ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ r nt around; sumone to D̶̲̥̅̊Φ little chores like d dishes, sweeps, mops etc
Madam shuld b able to shop, cook, even wash her clothes n her hubbys(all ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ to washing machine)
Any maid is beta nt b above 15yrs unlike wen ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ said minimum of 18yrs. I prefer 12yrs sef

Reasons
D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ adhere to instructions more strictly
D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ blend wit ur kids easily
D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ r nt yet really exposed to life
Dia need for money n oda material things are minimal n cubable
Etc
Pls ensure to knw her nuclear family irrespective of who brought her to ƔU̶̲̥̅̊
Run both spiritual n medical tests on her
If she steals n lies, ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ can still train her n if ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ can't, ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ beta rtn her rada dan brutalise her or she infects ur kids wit her attitude.

GentleNaaz:
There r only 3 kinds of folks that will criticise ds officer/guy. dy r

1. those hu r psycho-kinetic blind
2. those hu hv nt presided over thug-freak polling unit b4
3. those hu r always cynical

Grammar too much jare

@ farano, how D̶̲̥̅̊Φ I create my own topic

N̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴͡ one seems to b talking about d ebola-lyk disease outbreak in ondo

ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ can whatsapp me on 08138095632

Iamxtopher:
Drop your Contact Lemme call you so you get the feature..

Hiaz my contact 08138095632 pls call me

eightsin:
I now have it in my BlackBerry

Hw biko?

Basket mouth ko, enu apere ni

tonywirelex:
why try to restrain d military wen u knw they can shoot u dead

Even if they can't, dia slaps n boot-kicks sef can send d person to hell temporarily

millyajay:
is that u can't read or that u are blind?...

Well,ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ may b right but I think it is a mixture of generational stupidity n foolishness dat has bn running n dia lineage.

Pls place ur. Vote reports here

Gbogi/isikan ward 3; akure south

Rep - apc 195 ; pdp 46
Senate- apc 195 ; pdp 56
Presidency - 220 ; pdp 48

Pls share urs letz knw wot is going on

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Dey will soon blame jonathan!

B4 nko?

free2ryhme:
the claim to be white witches yet it is rituals and sacrifice they ask for and cause mayhem is society no single form of advance technology have they contributed to the black race . they keep asking for human blood, heads and useless sacrifice


go and see the white witches in America and see the difference

yeye people

But eh!
Na must to quote b4 ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ comment?
ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ nor c hw d tory long?
ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ just quote d whole story dia
ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ related to PEJ abi hw page_waste take D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry ƔU̶̲̥̅̊

Take time o

Airforce1:
No wonder his brother's career has taking a nose dive ....... (family sins)

Iddiot

Abeg no b all nose get dive joor!
Go luk yoloba dem nose