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Ʊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ crezs?

omenka:
I foresee business booming for carpenters who make coffins today. Nairaland.com is gonna make that possible and these pictures will be the cause of death!

Bia olu-otula(otula means nyash in owerri lang) abi wetin b ur name
According to ur post Ʊ just claimed bng a bloody fool which Ʊ just shoed by ur statements
I tot muslims respect ladies
Well go ask ur mother hw she lost her virginity n hw Ʊ r d end result of d loss

Otula
quote author=Olutola88 post=30268165]95% of them are bloody liars! But I love listening to their stories and pretending to believe them like a bloody fool will always do.

I love making people feel dey are wise by pretending to be foolish. Nothing feels better.[/quote]

Most girls in truth were actually raped
Young girls suffer voilence n deceit
Wot is rape?
Rape is aving canal knowledge of a woman without her consent
Rape from uncles,neighbours,in-laws r kinda diff. Frm rape frm boyfriend
D boyfriend makes d girl biliv hez checking if trully shez a virgin or any oda tin unknown to d girl dat shez bn disvirgined

Only if our parents had tot our girls sex education @ early stages of puberty
Only if parents had drawn dirls close enof for dem to reveal wot apnd btw dem n dia friends
Only if parents had nt denied dia girls wot D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ need (love especially n oda material tinz)

Our girls won't b too gullible to fall prey

A̶̲̥̅♏ I supposed to read all dis

I reject it; bak to sender

Ʊ offend A̶̲̥̅♏ ni?
Y Ʊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fear revenge
His revenge is only for pple who stole nigeriaz money
Wait o, abi Ʊ to follow to .........

expert1000:
We Love Jonathan dan d dictator Buhari.we all want change buh nt 4rm a revenge filled extremist

So for dis heat Ʊ go bring one old mama story here
Anyway, I shows dat gej is an ingrate for nt visiting d pple dat helped him ryt frm wen he bacame a lecturer;it dia4 means he ll end up nt appreciating ur vote

Gaskia

Anu nchi
Who tot Ʊ eanglish kay1one chai wot is 1 n wot is one ?
Ʊ don't even knw D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ar same
Ʊ better visit one of dis almajiri schools n stop typing copy n paste english here
Ewu

kay1one:
Imbecilic b!tch!

Well continue to b a-sad-ike
Well check up ur dictionary fr my name-just
Well datz if Ʊ av one cos d shoeless man has turned Ʊ to bookless too
nwa nsukka

asadike:
u need to be tied up just as ur name suggest

Olodo oshi
Wot has d phd holder done. My dear it is not hw far but hw well.
Even if it is kulikuli seller dat will lead d country ahead,let him av my vote

PHD-Poor Hungry Doctor

kay1one:
[size=14pt]I rather be ruled by someone with a phd in zoology than a cattle herder from daura![/size]

Luk @ wot gej has done to Ʊ
Just take a second luk @ ur name
A-sad-ike
A̶̲̥̅♏ sure Ʊ got dat name out of frustration yet Ʊ r still planning on giving him ur vote?
I piri Ʊ sha

asadike:
Gej, in as much as u have my votes coz there are no better candidates around, I will still say my mind. U really failed me on security. I really feel for those refugees. It could be me u know?

My dear datz a lie, which kind reasonability d man wan possess cos d wife will b lyk "I don't understand wot Ʊ r talking abt" of cos she won't understand d msg in d first place n d hubby wuld tink she trying to cover up.

Toks2008:
Very funny but simple.

If the man is reasonable enough he will ask the wife for explanation once he getss home and he will realize wat the friend implied.

Gej Ʊ c ur lyf?
I said it dat Ʊ(pdp govt) only stood up to ebola cos no hidding place for Ʊ
Bur for bird flu? D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wuld say
*patapata I no chop chicken(doctors advice)
*i no go near farm(I b farmer)

Abeg na God hand we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ o

Pdp @ it again.
1. Age
2. Certificate
3. Election date postponement
Now...temporary cards

Pdp relax urself n allow a simple,true free n fair election

Gbam! Oya Ʊ very gud lawyers dat took buhari to court, sharp sharp arrange dis dude also.

Chai, end tins. Rip to d dead

Pls define wot Ʊ mean by a sincere thief/419er?

frodobee:
For the records, myself and my team of lawyers will test "Mr Integrity" at the court of law. I would rather a sincere thief/419er than a wolf in sheep clothing ranting integrity to lead this country.

I live in akure too, my kids were denied education today because of GEJ
Why shuld schools b closed as well as other institutins just because of him.
Mimiko is enof to make Gej loose ondo state.
because he used labour party n move to pdp afta election
He did little in 1st term, pple voted him again n he did nt just fail to work bur also denied us our entitlements as well as collected d little we av thru high tax,parking tax etc
Ondo state pple r wiser nw, if mimiko who did little in his 1st term can b dis wicked during d second term; imagine wot gej who did almost notin d 1st would do in his second term

Ignore d crowd, interview sum of dem

dexterinc2003:
Do not be deceived,i work in akure,today was declared a public holiday in akure,hence the massive turnout,forget the fact that akure ppl are paid to attend this rally,they all know where their allegiance truly lies....enough said.

Paracetamol should b handy.
Pls make use of it
How on earth can Ʊ speak d mind of 150million pple

#am nt a politician
#but I want change

SparkAngel:
Everybody loves GEJ!

Lyk jonathaz

Shirley07:
Shut up and face you direct problem.
If your brain haven't caught it by now why the british isn't refuting the school's principal statement, then you need a transplant because that brain of yours is basically useless.

Y is GEJ exhibiting fear of defeat.
He has tried to xtend feb 14 but inec said no
Dis is a tactic to do dat
N fr d lawyers, I shake my head in pity cos if A̶̲̥̅♏ buhari, (afta dis case) I ll sue dem fr defamation of character

#Am nt a politician but
#Change is inevitable o coa
#i can't stand anoda 4 yrs of frypan to fire

GEJ stop be-littling urself

(Yoruba) ironu omi lo n pa oni ice-water; ironu GMB lapa GEJ

Quote me n receive koboko

If dis r ur evidences den Ʊ v got plenty more work to do
A̶̲̥̅♏ nt a lawyer yet I can couter all ur claims

1. Nt waec format in 1961
2. Recent passport for exam written in i961
3. Conflicting dates
4. Katsina state wa created in 1987
5. No principalz name

First of all, dis is a statement of result. Note dat buhari has collected d original thus d school has d duplicate. It is frm dis duplicate dat a new one was typed out, thus using d current availAble letter-head format which of cos wuld bear katsina state. D date above (1961) indicates d date d exam was taken while d one below(2015) indicated d date d result was sign for issuance of cos datz afta typing it.
D absence of d principals name is becos d format didn't ask for it, just signature n date( my dear check ur own statement @ home if diaz column for principalz name)
N d passport was because it is no original copy. Just a means of I'd

6. Wronge name, mohammed is an english version of mohammadu which are often spelt interchangeably more examples r isa/isah, aisha/aishat, debora/deborah even english names lyk justinah/justina

7. A1 in igbo but C5 in hausa; diaz notin lyk 1 in igbo dia , igbo is one of d subjects dat he didn't sit for and d mark "l" are used to close gaps . Plz luk @ d next column, it will clarify Ʊ on dat as per any wia Ʊ don't c stuffs lyk pass,credit means he dint sit fr d paper

8. Failed maths yet gained admission wit incomplete result, my dear its nt ur biz n nt a reason to declear a result fake, besides, dia r lots of courses Ʊ can study without maths nw den talk more of 1960s

I just wish dat bribed attention seeking lawyer can diafta b sued for defamation of character

Who is dis?
Does it mean dat Ʊ r a thief cos ur classmate is worse?
C anoda cluelessness
Mtcheeeeeeeew

aguiyi:
that guy Justice Umaru Abdullahi, was as corrupt as corrption, if he was your classmate them there is more reason to xray you again to be sure you would not do worse.

he is one of those who dragged our judiciary into the mud

I A̶̲̥̅♏ nt a politician, but wot we want is change
Y is dis word a problem to pdp
Y is jonathan n d rest of pdp scared of dat word
Let dem say, komata
Buhari might nt b d best option especially wit tinubu rearing his head, but it is a beta option to jonathan

#change
Pls translate d word to different languages so dat pdp will understand beta

Imagine if his post av made his pastor's nt to pray for his soul to b accepted in heaven just because D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ bilif d mumu dat muna is still alive.
Muna, getting to heavenz gate was denied access cos of dat prayer, just imagine wot he will do to d mumu

He will ...............

D first tym I crossed express in lagos was lyk hell, wen I crossed d first part was wen I noticed d bridge, d question was shuld I rtn bak so as to use d bridge or should I finish wot I started. Abeg letz b using d bridge o
Nt even lagos dat everybody is in a hurry
God plz guide us

Mimiko is just crazy, A̶̲̥̅v lived all my life in ondo state, pple r cursing d gov., he has cheated pple by bng gud during his first term; pple voted him in d 2nd term, bur wot did he do
He seized pples salaray
Denied dem dia contribution
Notin shared fr xmas unlike d 1st term
Free education, yet Ʊ pay up to 15k 4 enrollment
Sack
No employment
Etc
Abeg make mimiko go sit down
He can't fool us again
Especially wen he defected frm labour party to his pdp dat makes him an ingrate.
Rubbish

Gbam!!!
Just put a container close b4 ***
For best result, mix wit 2 spoonfuls of thick kelebe(yoruba lang) n half cup of a preg womanz early urine/pour

Motolank:
Speerm oil

Thirded

Nickymezor:
Seconded!

D groom lyk " chei c enjoyment, dis woman get poweer, e b lyk say na she go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ work me I go b house husband"
N d bride lyk" see d kind ugly tin wey my papa collect bride price frm, I wiill deal wit Ʊ , wait make we reach house"

May b ur discussions, environment or activities lately r drawin ur attention to it.
Just try n figure it out, exempt urself frm it n engage ur self seriously in God's words/activities n sumtin else dat can earn Ʊ money until Ʊ r ready fr marriage.
I hope dis helps sha

Ʊ r crazy wit dis ur dp o
Maaaaaaaaad fellow

SweetJoystick:
Soon, GEJ and TAN go claim responsibility of him success, na wetin dem sabi do be that