funlord:
Lol! Everyone can see your stupidity on display mong! Your birth required an apology from the condom factory as well as from your folks! Just because your own life seems like a holiday in hades does not mean everyone was exposed 2 the same kind of poverty alleviation based existence that U are used 2! U have now been exposed as a weak, gay, arse licking cretin, and all of a sudden U are looking 4 a quick getaway! Nah biatch! Your are one of Gods mistakes and u must be returned 2 the angels workshop wit your DEFECT sign attached 2 your bleeding rectum! Your like a horses anus, filled with bile and germs, so U need 2 be expunged from nl!

I dare you to call me a liar. Let me make it easier. If you are sure of what you posted, simply make a request for all to read that the lady should confirm d crap that you posted.
If I am a liar, then i promise to send u 1000 naira recharge card as an apology. The entire Nairaland family is a witness. The son of an harlot and a paedophile dares you or run away like the yellow bellied coward that i thought you are!

Borrussia:
Folks, do you know her, have you seen her before, why the hell are you fighting over a girl who doesn't care if you're breathing or not. You both are gonna stop the disses and act maturely or I'm gonna tag the whole of romancelanders to this thread.

I am on my knees. Please tag everyone to this thread. Let everyone read from the start and ask him to answer. A man post false info online and he is begging offline for an apology!
Tag everyone. Let them tell him to swallow his ego and apologise for posting crap.

funlord:
Lol! Everyone can see your stupidity on display mong! Your birth required an apology from the condom factory as well as from your folks! Just because your own life seems like a holiday in hades does not mean everyone was exposed 2 the same kind of poverty alleviation based existence that U are used 2! U have now been exposed as a weak, gay, arse licking cretin, and all of a sudden U are looking 4 a quick getaway! Nah biatch! Your are one of Gods mistakes and u must be returned 2 the angels workshop wit your DEFECT sign attached 2 your bleeding rectum! Your like a horses anus, filled with bile and germs, so U need 2 be expunged from nl!

Please, can somebody ask him to answer the three posers or keep silent?

Juvante:

Let me burst your bubble-
1. She is not a part time student, rather, she is a Full time student. She has never been a health worker.
2. She is not part indian, part white, and part black! I don't even know where you got that idea from! Have u ever seen her parents' pictures? She is a coloured Southie, and you should know how they look, since you have expanded your horizons!
3. Her kids are not half caste. Do you know the nationality of their father?
Next time, when you gather information from the posts of people, endeavour to do proper research before posting.
@ all, be careful of what personal information that you send into the internet, because of identity theft perpertuated by crooked fellows like the ilk of FUNLORD! He has been mute and he keeps viewing the thread! Lily spined rubberlowe!
As the Isley brothers alongside R. Kelly sang, " Bursted"!!!!
Shalom

@ funlord, that was my post! Call me a liar to my face or answer the three posers! You are a yellow livered coward who wear breeches but hide behind panty hose.
I dare you in the presence of all Nairalanders to call me a liar, or shut up forever!

funlord:
no wahala! U no see say juvante don quiet? He is chatting wit her right now! Nigga is crying like a girl dat he won't come and apologize that I should pm him! What a child

I told her to tell you to come online to apologise for making a fool of your self. You came online to rant about her,spewing tall tales about indian blood and a non existent job!
You want to save face and asked for an apology! Make Ayelala punish that mouth of yours!
Insolent oaf!

funlord:
stop being silly boy! This is her current picture on her what's app page true or false! Her kids have a black father and by the way WHY don't you ask her if we chat or not? Abeg U no reach 2 bust me son! If u don't know now you know! Lol!!!!!

You come online to pull a bold face and you hide behind, begging for a public apology on whattsapp.
I am not your son. For your info,why sidestep all the questions that i asked you,razor blade boss? Call me a liar to my face or give answers to the three posers I raised. You think that I came to Nairaland to waste my time on an ego massaging trip or a big dick contest? Real men do not rant in public fora.
If you ever request for an apology from me again, i will insult u to an inch of your life! What impudence, calling me your son!

Hi Cherlene, just ignore that dimwit! How was your day?

Borrussia:
Someone had just been

YOU can say that again and again!

funlord:
My brother, that's why I always advice people 2 expand their horizons! As U can see I referred to her as a NORDIC QUEEN in my post! 4 those that don't know "nordic" is a term that refers to countries in the northern part of europe like norway, sweden, switzerland and denmark! Cherlene lives in norway, she's a part time student and health worker and she is part white, part indian and part black! Her kids are half black also! When she finds U worth the effort she may also confirm all the things I just told you about, I won't give U her e-mail address or her phone number because I'm a razorblade nigga! @ the end of the day FUNLORD is a boss! Ask of me and get familiar with my level! The game is easy if you sabi how 2 play! Don't hate but rather participate! Shalom

Let me burst your bubble-
1. She is not a part time student, rather, she is a Full time student. She has never been a health worker.
2. She is not part indian, part white, and part black! I don't even know where you got that idea from! Have u ever seen her parents' pictures? She is a coloured Southie, and you should know how they look, since you have expanded your horizons!
3. Her kids are not half caste. Do you know the nationality of their father?
Next time, when you gather information from the posts of people, endeavour to do proper research before posting.
@ all, be careful of what personal information that you send into the internet, because of identity theft perpertuated by crooked fellows like the ilk of FUNLORD! He has been mute and he keeps viewing the thread! Lily spined rubberlowe!
As the Isley brothers alongside R. Kelly sang, " Bursted"!!!!
Shalom

funlord:
My brother, that's why I always advice people 2 expand their horizons! As U can see I referred to her as a NORDIC QUEEN in my post! 4 those that don't know "nordic" is a term that refers to countries in the northern part of europe like norway, sweden, switzerland and denmark! Cherlene lives in norway, she's a part time student and health worker and she is part white, part indian and part black! Her kids are half black also! When she finds U worth the effort she may also confirm all the things I just told you about, I won't give U her e-mail address or her phone number because I'm a razorblade nigga! @ the end of the day FUNLORD is a boss! Ask of me and get familiar with my level! The game is easy if you sabi how 2 play! Don't hate but rather participate! Shalom

Razor Sharp nigga, my foot! Now, who is the liar Now? The lady said that she does not know u!

funlord:
My brother, that's why I always advice people 2 expand their horizons! As U can see I referred to her as a NORDIC QUEEN in my post! 4 those that don't know "nordic" is a term that refers to countries in the northern part of europe like norway, sweden, switzerland and denmark! Cherlene lives in norway, she's a part time student and health worker and she is part white, part indian and part black! Her kids are half black also! When she finds U worth the effort she may also confirm all the things I just told you about, I won't give U her e-mail address or her phone number because I'm a razorblade nigga! @ the end of the day FUNLORD is a boss! Ask of me and get familiar with my level! The game is easy if you sabi how 2 play! Don't hate but rather participate! Shalom

You mistake me for a rustic yokel. You are advising me to expand my horizon! How seaports have you visited in scandinavia? By the age of 15, do you know how many World and African Scout Jamboree and Moot that I have attended?
As for her, since you feel that I am a stranger, time is the revealer of all truth! Lol

funlord:
Nice 1 @op! Well as 4 me I've met some cool dudes and honeys online! I even do the e mail and whatsapp thing with the nordic queen cherlene and her cute kids from time 2 time! Lashed 2 honeys in d flesh dat shall remain nameless, made some nice connects with artists in the hip hop and business sections, had some nice debates in the politics section, and I've also enjoyed the reactions to most of my threads! A lot of sound women and men discovered but also a lot of dumb nitwits and mgbekes feeling fly on the NL matrix! I've buried 4 so far, 2 male and 2 females(read my threads 4 proof) and one actually tags mods now if I even say hi 2 her(lol)! Its nice 2 put d fear of god into weak vessels! As always I hate the MODS, and they are still trying 2 get rid of me since I am the only 1 that creates threads criticising their abject partisanship and padi padi bans! They keep deleting some of my threads but I'm sure they don't know how 2 silence an intelligent gangster! Let them bring it! I try 2 teach a little bit with my threads while also learning from those of others! I have no favourites since I don't really have time 4 such kiddy bs! I enjoy the e wars but I never take them personally! In finishing "NL dey try" so more grease 2 mr seun! Now Keep it moving and hire some new MODS ffs!

Since you " chat regularly and receive emails" from Cherlene and her babies , you should know her nationality, except you are telling tall tales.
Perhaps, she has to come on this threads and tell us her nationality!

Cherlene:

Most certainly. I am BEYOND BLESSED with my two beautiful girls.
Come JOIN ME, today I prepared - Shepherd's pie and rice
Cherlene

I will join u soon.

Cherlene:

They are unhesitatingly ENERGETIC.
Cherlene

Good for you! It is one of the joys of motherhood!

Cherlene:

Amen, indeed it is.
Aah, Chanel and Chantel you already KNOW.
Cherlene

Sure. I know how boisterous they play. I hope that they dont disturb you.

Cherlene:

Thank you. Aaw, FAMILY.
Cherlene

Family is all. Yea. How is ur day going?

Cherlene:


Today is the Norwegian CONSTITUTION day. Full CELEBRATION outdoors.

What are YOU OCCUPIED with at the moment?

Cherlene

Happy CELEBRATION. I am at home, with folks.

Cherlene:
Great!
Cherlene

Cool. What is popping at your end?

Cherlene:

Aaaw, forward my regards to her. Cherlene

Of course, i will do that

Cherlene:


Oh, right. It has both BENEFICIAL and DISADVANTAGEOUS IMPACT.


Cherlene

True

Cherlene:


Goodmorning

Sorry for my late RESPONSE. YES I am having a WONDERFUL time with my daughters.

How was your weekend?

Cherlene

I was sick. But i am hanging out with grandma and she said hi!

Hi Cherlene, good morning. How was your night? Have a nice weekend.

UfuosLaLa:
Hmmm i must confess u have a good Knowledge of the area. But i think the guy u quoted is right to say the mentioned areas are part of METROPOLITAN Warri. The Warri airport is at Osubi(Okpe L.G), Warri refinery at Ekpan(Uvwie L.G), and Warri shoprite is at Effurun(Uvwie L.G) etc. L.G.As jurisdiction does not affect or influence the growth and boundaries of a Metropolis like the one Warri has become. Old warri is made up of Agbarha-Ame, Okere-Urhobo and some Itsekiri communities; Ogbe-Ijaw(Warri south-west L.G) is not part of old Warri but metropolitan warri and Enerhen is a Pure Udu community belonging to the Urhedjor Sub-Clan(consisting of Opete, Okpaka and Enerhen) of Udu but is presently in Uvwie L.G for administrative purposes as a result of boundary adjustment(remember Enerhen is the only Udu community across the Warri river).

Nor just go there? So DSC township is in Warri, right? FUPRE is in Warri, right? Why do you think that there is currently a fight going on to rename the Industrial Park as the Edjeba Industrial Park?
Do you know that PTI was originally said to be in Effurun- Warri? What the hell is Effurun- Warri? Even FUPRE at inception ,was said to be in Effurun, until it was changed to Ugbomro,which is correct. Have you ever heard that Edjeba boys went to Ekpan garage to collect tax? If you don't know the boundaries of Warri, visit the LGA Secretariat for more info. This always happen when our fate is decided by strangers!

UfuosLaLa:
Eprhon(Effurun) is the traditional headquarters of Uvwie don't argue that with me,The location of the Ovie's Palace in Effurun is a visible proof to my claim so u have to make more research. I'm not from Uvwie but I'm a full blood Urhobo citizen, wa do.

He doesn't understand Urhobo traditions,if not,he should know that the great grove of Iroko trees that is found in the central shrine of a Kingdom grows only at the capital! The Effurun shrine located at the market, is the central shrine headed by the Chief Priest of Uvwie Kingdom. Perhaps, he wants to compare the size of the shrine located before Afieki Street, Ekpan, to the one at Effurun Market, the size of Ekpan market to that of Effurun Market, which is ludicrous!
I am actually surprised that someone will say that Ekpan,(which is traditionally run by the former Usiavwe of Uvwie Kingdom,and currently the Unuevworo, Chief Newton Agbofodoh,a king maker) is the capital of Uvwie Kingdom.

tosag:
I fear the guy o! As far as am concerned Effurun, Warri and Udu are all part of the Warri metropolis. Moreover, there's no more land in Warri to build a gigantic structure like this. The only place that has such free land is Effurun

As for the location, the Shoprite was sited on that piece of land; due to its proximity and accessibility from Sapele, Oghara, Mosogar, Ughelli,Udu, Agbarho, and of course, Warri. The Effurun Roundabout is the only spot that can offer such a vista. That land and other vast portion of lands along the Refinery road,which also house a Naval Air wing, was actually acquired for the siting of the Nigerian Defence Academy ( NDA), but it was moved by our Northern brothers to Kaduna for reasons best known to them. It is on record that that piece of land was sold by the Ministry of Defence for 2 billion naira,and a dime was not paid to the host community. The matter ended in court,and the construction was stalled until the operators agreed with the Uvwie Kingdom to settle out of court. It is in public records.

Cherlene:


@ Juvante

You are most LIKELY joyful ey.

Cherlene

I am ambivalent about the whole idea. I always shop at Shoprite Grand Towers at Apo or the outlet at Wuse, all in Abuja when I am in town, and their prices are fair and the quality and authenticity of goods is guaranteed. That is a plus.
But on the negative side, it will destroy the small businesses that are thriving in that area, especially the great Effurun Market which has existed for centuries. Apart from food groceries which comes from nearby villages, I can assure you that the small time traders will wiped out in the nearest future, due to competition. The cost of transporting from the market to the Shoprite outlet is about 30 to 50 naira by public transport, and the distance is less than 5 minutes!
It is one of the bitter price of globalization, the large companies gobbling up the smaller business entities, and no one seems to care!

tosag:
I fear the guy o! As far as am concerned Effurun, Warri and Udu are all part of the Warri metropolis. Moreover, there's no more land in Warri to build a gigantic structure like this. The only place that has such free land is Effurun

Stop spreading lies online. It is obvious that you are ignorant of the location of Warri.
1. Warri boundary starts from Enerhen junction to NPA and ends at Express junction,which is in Ekpan, also, the boundary from Edjeba also ends at the NNPC Housing Complex bridge. Onwards, you are in Ekpan,which is in Uvwie Kingdom,ruled by HRH Abe 1, a retired CBN director, while the city of Warri was split by military fiat, into four kingdoms, after years of bitter acrimony and court litigation by the Agbarha Urhobo and Okere Urhobo communities and the Ogbe Ijaw people against the Itsekiri people, by Navy Capt. Walter Feghabo,the last military administrator of Delta State.
Contrary to the knowledge of non- residents that Warri is homogeneous, there are four kingdoms in cosmopolitan Warri alone, the Agbarha Kingdom, the Okere Urhobo kingdom, the Ogbe Ijaw kingdom, and the Itsekiri Kingdom.
2. From Enerhen junction ( which is jointly claimed by both Uvwie and Udu Kingdoms,though the community speaks fluent Udu dialect of Urhobo language), to the left is Effurun-Sapele Road which ends at the Shoprite outlet, and to the right, the road leads to either Enerhen community,or if you deviate to the right along the road,it leads to the heart of Udu Kingdom, where lies the Delta Steel Company, which bestrides the Ovwian and Aladja (my maternal village) communities. There are royal fathers, HRH Okaka 1 in Ohruwonrun and HRH Delekpe 1, my maternal uncle,at Otor Udu,the capital of Udu Kingdom.
@ all Warriginals on Nairaland, ( warri guys are the only original guys, and all Nigerians knows that),I troway 24 gunshots! Una too much!

Cherlene:


@ Juvante

You are most LIKELY joyful ey.

Cherlene

I am ambivalent about the whole idea. I always shop at Shoprite Grand Towers at Apo or the outlet at Wuse, all in Abuja when I am in town, and their prices are fair and the quality and authenticity of goods is guaranteed. That is a plus.
But on the negative side, it will destroy the small businesses that are thriving in that area, especially the great Effurun Market which has existed for centuries. Apart from food groceries which comes from nearby villages, I can assure you that the small time traders will wiped out in the nearest future, due to competition. The cost of transporting from the market to the Shoprite outlet is about 30 to 50 naira by public transport, and the distance is less than 5 minutes!
It is one of the bitter price of globalization, the large companies gobbling up the smaller business entities, and no one seems to care!

morereb10:
To Cut the story short:

1. She is bitchy
2. She is 43 and am 28
3. She is constantly reminding me of what she did for me
4. She is always saying I know she don't love sex
5. She is constantly shouting on phone
6. She has three kids already from different fathers
7. She lie a lot
8. One of the bf she told me she had before that she so cherish which always baf her and treat her like an angel turned out to be a lie later.

I can go on and on but let me stop here. What do you think guys, am confused.

Hmm. I can perceive the pungent smell of bullshit in this thread!
But if it is real, then, you should consider the following posers-
1. How long was your courtship before marriage?
2. At first,you met her and agreed to date her as your sugar mummy,right or wrong?
3. What was the stand of your family on the issue of you marrying a lady , 15 years older than you?
Bro,there are lots of holes in your post, and you have to come out Clean! Have a nice day!

agarawu23:
I know jealousy is OK in a relationship. But it should be healthy. But some are over jealous. You talk or relate with another girl or say hi to another lady, the person becomes so over jealous.

My Friend complained to me about how over jealous his girlfriend is. She doesn't like him to relate with other babes, even though it's on a platonic level. I told him most women are like that but not all. I didn't really know what more totell him sha..

lalasti.clala open this thread yesternight but was closed. so I was expecting another moniker to re-open the same topic but none did. so let's discuss.

I think that it is inate in humans,except that man react differently to excessive male attention on their mate.
In anthropological studies dating back to the Early man, men were the hunters and providers,while women tended the family heath. Women were averse to losing their men to other females, so they resort to different methods of keeping their men,perhaps using shells for necklaces etc. A fertile woman was also adored because of the number of children that she can bear, likewise beautiful women.
On a personal level, I get mad when a guy showers too much attention on my girl, and she reciprocates, though,she might consider it a polite thing to respond, or just harmless flirting
So,its a genetical thing.
Just my two pence.

Cherlene:


Glory to God. The girls and I just arrived home, we were out since 3 p.m. this afternoon.

Were GREAT thank God Almighty, and how are you too?

Cherlene

Today was my grandaunt's burial. I couldn't attend due to my health. I am at home,entertaining my sister,who came visiting with my son.