Cherlene:


Good evening

Went REASONANBLY well. How are you?
Oooo, wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY from us.

Cherlen

good morning. How was your night? I am fine and feeling better now.
As for my nephew,he was fine but very fussy. He sends his regards to your girls,and he wished that they were present to grace his birthday.
cheers!

Dhilariousdandy:
I Got This Message From My Mum Today

Saying


ℓ̊ am a woman, a complete woman of
substance and grace. ℓ̊ am a woman of style and elegance, also i'll walk with pride and with my head raised very high.

ℓ̊ am also my husband's help mate, with the help of God ℓ̊ am d angel that creates children, ℓ̊ am God's special creation and a mother to all my mates.

ℓ̊ thank God that ℓ̊'m beautiful from head to toe, God i gives u praise. There is no
mistake in my creation. He who created me is worthy to be praised.

ℓ̊ come wit ease and remain a comfort to the world. For making m̶̲̥̅ƹ an angel on earth, ℓ̊ am so grateful. ℓ̊ am also the king's mother and i take care of all. ℓ̊ am the salt of the earth so rejoice with me.

ℓ̊ am different from others, complete in myself and my creation is unique; no one can replace me. my beauty is heaven made for my head is perfectly molded and ℓ̊am a jewel of inestimable value.ℓ̊ am the mostly beads, ℓ̊ am the sweet nectar which is hard to come by.

ℓ̊ am hard to come by and my love cannot
be bought too. Don't ask me how for i
deserve to be pampered because ℓ̊ am the salt of the earth. Without me, there's no conception and recreation. ℓ̊ am the
fulfillment of the creator's mandate on
conception and recreation.

Babies are formed in my womb also my womb is the sole-carrier of children. ℓ̊ ease every child's passage into the world with my blood and the sucking child feeds on my breasts, my back is an haven of comfort and rest for him and I nurse him with utmost care and love.

ℓ̊ am his mother, minder, comforter, teacher and cook, providing healthy food that nurtures him 2 full growth. Without a mother's assistance the child goes through A̶̲̅ lot of hardship and pain. ℓ̊ am not one to be troded upon.

ℓ̊ am happy for being a woman. Thank
you lord..........


DROP YOUR COMMENT, IF YOUR MUM IS REALLY A WOMAN OF SUBSTANCE


One Love Mum..!!!
Wishing you long life and prosperity..!!

I wish that we could say that for all mothers!

Hi Cherlene,
How did your day go? Mine was okay , though there was a heavy downpour earlier. Just got back from my nephew's one year birthday bash !

fightforchange1:
Why does this happen to me...i meet a sexy guy on nairaland and hes already taken.
Or
I meet a fine guy that is bs artist and we have nothing in common and he ditches me.

Uuuggghhh.

I am cursed.

Just be patient and look before you leap. The right guy is just around the corner.
There is a Greek saying- " beware of what you ask the gods for, because you might get it"!

yusaze:
Here are the eight situational texts you should certainly be mindful of and how to go about them properly.
1. The “good morning” text
You’re going to want to get a bit creative, here. Dive into your bag of tricks, as it’s the first thing she’s going to be waking up to in the morning. Make sure to stay away from generic sh*t like “good morning.”
Do you know how many dudes have probably texted her “good morning”? Exactly. You’re going to want to separate yourself from the pack, so to speak – and how are we going to do that? Bam, we’re gonna throw in a pet name.

2. The “I had a good time” text
If you genuinely had a good time with a girl – whether it was on a date or after just meeting her for the first time somewhere – it’s super crucial to be vocal about it. Don’t be shy, big guy. We’re going to have to use our words.
Remember, if you don’t say anything, how will she know? Having said that, we all don’t have to be wordsmiths like Hank Moody in order to express ourselves.
Keep it short and sweet and straight to the point. If you had fun with her, just say, “Hey, I really had fun with you last night.”
It shouldn’t really matter how specifically you choose to articulate it – as long as you’re clear-cut about your feelings. The ability to vocalize your emotions will show confidence, and girls will eat that sh*t up.

3. The “I’m just thinking about you” text
You’ll have to be wary of how liberal you are with this type of text. If you overuse it, you’ll risk making yourself sound a little bit creepy.
I mean, think about it; If her feelings aren’t 100 percent matched, it might make her a little bit uncomfortable knowing you’re “thinking about her” with any great frequency.
Then again, if she’s into you – the same way you’re into her – this type of text will pay off in spades. It’ll tell show her she’s truly making an impact on your day-to-day, and you’re sensitive enough to recognize and appreciate it.

4. The “this is what makes you special to me” text
If there’s one thing women will always love – aside from diamonds and surprise-Beyoncé albums – it’s a compliment. Along these lines, if there are certain aspects about your girl you’re specifically into, don’t be afraid to let her know.
If anything, you should be more afraid of what you don’t say. A lot of times, men will try and play it cool, and women will mistake that for apathy.
A random text letting her know you think she’s pretty or like the way she dresses can go a long way in letting her know you’re interested.

5. The “I miss you” text
I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this text if you’re in the early stages of the dating ball game, however, if you’ve been in a relationship with someone for a long period of time – it’s natural to miss her a little when you’re gone (cue Drake voice).
And if you do miss your significant other, it can’t hurt to let her know. Your girl will always love hearing you’re yearning for her, wherever you might be, and it will always make her feel special. You want your girl to feel special, don’t you?

6. The “I love you” text
Once you and your girl are on firm “I love you” terms, be generous with your application of the phrase.
I can’t really think of a time of the day when a lady wouldn’t enjoy being told she’s loved, especially by someone who she’s expected to love, in return.

7. The “how was your day” text
Usually, this text is tossed around in casual conversation with people you don’t really care about.
You know, you might see someone on the train (who you’d honestly rather not speak to), and you ask how his or her day went – solely to avoid any awkward silence for the remainder of your journey together.
When you send this text to a girl you like – and your intentions are genuinely to find out how her day went – suddenly this text takes new shape.
When you ask how her day went, it’s one of the realest methods of showing a girl you actually care. After all, if you didn’t, I’m sure you wouldn’t care to know how her day went.

8. The “I’m sorry” text
When you’re invested in a relationship with someone, disputes are bound to arise. Hey, we’re humans, and humans are entitled to their own opinions – it’s just the nature of the business.
Once conflict arises, however, it’s important to extinguish it properly, so to speak.
If you have feelings for a woman, it’s best to try and take control over these conflicts yourself, as to not leave anything to chance.
If you’re feeling uncomfortable about an argument the two of you might’ve had earlier, just take the initiative and apologize – even if there’s been some awkward silence for the past few hours.
This will show her you’re mature enough to swallow your pride for the good of your relationship, and she’ll always appreciate that.

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/05/8-texts-messages-girl-actually-wants-to.html

Nice one! Thumbs now!

OwerriChairman:
Wonderful Nonsense;
especially the part you said Adam was not the first man.
Are you serious?

It was after God said "Let us make man in our own image..." That He made Adam.

So, you mean there were nations somewhere at that time?
Yet God would say "Let us make man in our own image and likeness?"

Do you by any chance know that you re implying that God was not actually aware of those "nations" you are talking about?

Exactly why I called this a packaged nonsense!

I might not agree with all that the OP said, but, in civilized climes, you test a theory by comparing it with available empirical data. That's the reason for scientific progress!
Can you please explain Isaiah 14:12? It says Lucifer was a leveler of nations before he was cast to earth! In quantum physics , time is a dynamic quantity, and the Bible affirmed it when it said that a day to the Lord is like a thousand years to man!
There are a lot of incongruities in the Bible, either man made or due to translation, but it still holds the eternal truth.

Cherlene:


Sorry??

Cherlene

Never mind! I meant no harm.

Cherlene:


Sure, will NOTE THAT.

Cherlene

Yeah! That's nice to hear! Who knows, a TEAMCHERLENE banner welcoming you to Nigeria, might be waiting for you at the airport, on your arrival.

Cherlene:


Sorry??

Cherlene

It is obvious that you were talking about what you love in the guy that you are dating. other guys will be wishing that they knew your soft spots and met you earlier!

Cherlene:


Good afternoon

Awesome, I am ENTHUSIASTIC to VISIT a few once I land in Nigeria by God's grace.

Cherlene

That's nice. I hope that you visit Nigeria, a better experience than visiting the Kruger Park in SA!
Perhaps,you can holler me when you are certain of your travel itinerary. What do you think?

Cherlene:


Good afternoon

4, 5, 6 , 8 and 10 IF you have these FEW ABOVE mentioned CHARACTERS. Then O'BOY you CAPTURED MY SOFT SPOT.

Well done OP.

Cherlene

I know lots of guys will be kicking themselves,wishing that u were single and available.

[quote
author=Revolva post=33509165]

U dissin me u fool infact these days I respect a white south african
than you blacks cos u guys are bunch of animals in human skin and tell
the lady that made this meal that we don't need her to know how to eat
our food ok....[/quote]

A philosopher once quipped " wise people talk because they have something to say and fools talk because they have to say something".
Did you read the thread's title?

Cherlene
post=33520367:


Lovely, pray you meet the PROPER LADY in Jesus name
amen.



Thank you. Aawh



Thank you dear, for your REGARD and CARE.



Thank you dear.



I am still in the LEARNING PROCESS. Where I reside the
INGREDIENTS can't be PURCHASED. Solely in the CAPITAL CITY which is 10
hours away.

So the above ITEMS were my FIRST TIME travelling PRIMARILY to get hold
of the INGREDIENTS.

Cherlene

that is nice. It must been stressful. I know that everything will be worth it , at the end of the day.

Cherlene:
Good evening

Images attached below.

Cherlene

Thumbs up! Not just a pretty face, but also a beautiful mind! Your smile has the Mona Lisa effect- a promise of something mysterious about to happen.

Cherlene:
Good evening

Images attached below.

Cherlene

Thumbs up! Not just a pretty face, but also a beautiful mind!

[quote
author=cozy7 post=33524088]I'm done staring, now let me talk......This
level of beauty is so Angelic..... U must be d first of God's creation,
that's d only explanation for this captivating figure n infections
smile.......Keep this real.[/quote]
She is not the first of God's creation!

Orijin101:

[size=15pt]thankz so much for the contribution Charlene

But what if we don't wanna look at this matter from the religion perspective, what can you say about that? [/size]

From the non religious angle, it is very simple. It lies in this phrase- " why buy a cow when you can get its milk for free"?

jamex93:




this foods

I no fit shout

no b this type we dey chaw for naija o

You already know that this is not a Nigerian "dish", likewise , spaghetti , bread, baked beans , hot dogs, and other imported food articles that have found their way to our table !
You have to spoil your palate a little and taste the other side of life. Many women have said the same thing and maintained their stand until a strange woman prepare a strange dish for their husbands, and When the men refuse to return home, they run screaming into the streets that their husbands have been "hexed" with juju!

Cherlene:

Due to EXHAUSTION lastnight I was unable to attach the images of yesterday's DINNER I COOKED.

Well thank God at last.

Dinner YESTERDAY I prepared:
Gratin potatoes, pork chops meat sliced and mashed carrots combined with sugar and cinnamon powder.

Cherlene

I think that the meal of yesterday looks more promising. No offence intended but it contains some of my favourite ingredients.
Which taste better?

Cherlene:


You should, very MOUTHWATERING.

Cherlene

You can bet on it. I will do that!

Cherlene:

Due to EXHAUSTION lastnight I was unable to attach the images of yesterday's DINNER I COOKED.

Well thank God at last.

Dinner YESTERDAY I prepared:
Gratin potatoes, pork chops meat sliced and mashed carrots combined with sugar and cinnamon powder.

Cherlene

This really looks promising ! I might try my hand on it.

Cherlene:


Thank you dear.
I can assure YOU it was HIGHLY SCRUMPTIOUS.

Cherlene

Wow! That's nice. I hope that you will share your meal's recipe with me soon?

Cherlene:

Good evening

Today I prepared:
Boiled sausages served with mashed potatoes, blended with butter and milk and mixed vegetables.

Cherlene

Hmm. What's the combination of vegetables in the dish? Cabbage, lettuce, brocolli?

gofyourself:


And here is miss racist omniscient

You spoke my mind aloud! Why is she so stuck on skin colour? Just can't stop reminding me of Chris Rock's rant on his "Kill The Messenger " tour, about why African American women diss him for going out with a white lady! A man's choice is his alone!

DeeTus:


Hey, does it really matter to spot a nice chick?


You sound a little jealous now and can't figure out why

It will sound crazy but I never dreamt that one day I will concur with MrsChima on any issue! She is spot on. Beat a beeline to her and stop foraging in the wilderness! The worst answer that she will give you, is a polite NO!
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line- Pythagoras!

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Juvante:

Thanks and also no thanks. Thanks for remembering me and also no thanks for wishing me an unrestrained weekend! If I have an unrestrained and uninhibited weekend and hang out with the boys, the weekend will go haywire with booze and women! I hate starting a Monday with an hangover! So it's a normal weekend!
How about yours?

What I understand from an unrestrained weekend might be different from what you meant. Over here, it is one with booze, loud music, drugs, cigars in excess supply and being indulged! That's why I said no thanks because I don't indulge in such parties! So, an unreserved apology if I misunderstood your phrase.

Cherlene:


Good evening

Praise God very well and show are you?
Had an unrestrained weekend.

Cherlene

Thanks and also no thanks. Thanks for remembering me and also no thanks for wishing me an unrestrained weekend! If I have an unrestrained and uninhibited weekend and hang out with the boys, the weekend will go haywire with booze and women! I hate starting a Monday with an hangover! So it's a normal weekend!
How about yours?

Cherlene:


Ooooo, you are surely ENJOYING.

Right, the REGULAR KEBAB PIZZA.
I am feeling SPENT, how is your evening too?

Cherlene

Long time , no chat! How are you this weekend ? Hope you had a swell Sunday?

esosuo:

U.may 3rd too ? Hbd to us

Guy, nor just dodge o! Nor try am! Abeg, where d gbedu go take place today ? I hope say My friend, Odeme, And his latest brother In the ministry, Origin,will be cordially invited?
Happy birthday, keep on walking!

khiaa:



I gave my opinion, didn't you read it, and just because you don't agree with it does not make me imature and my opinion is the truth about alot of them because I live around them and know alot of them.
All you do is contradict yourself. You said that you are proud of your girl because she is a far cry better than what is obtainable on the local scene (sounds like you're setting) only to turn around to say there are still good girls around.

Your 3 questions are so ridiculous and childish but I will answer them.


#1 The question should be, how many women do I know that call their men and talk to them under 30 minutes.

#2 That is her way of suckering you in, and if she is reading this she knows that is the truth but won't admit it untill she gets that wedding ring, and you will see the change afterwards. Listen and learn, although I do know women who will pick up their boyfriends grandmother/mother for church and take them out to dinner every Sunday.

#3 They have their own cars.

From your post, it's clear to all that you are living in a bubble, one big fairy land! A Naija babe take her guy grandma to church? I nor fit laugh!
I have third generation cousins living out of Pasadena and Dallas, grads from CalTech, A & M, and Colorado School of Mines! So forget about those yarn! Come down to Nigeria and see what babes do to guys in the name of love! When you read comments of guys resident in Nigeria, you think that they are bashing women for the fun of it.
You better call your folks resident in Nigeria to tell you the reality on ground, they will tell you what's going on in a Nigeria that will be ruled by Buhari in 3 weeks time! Naija babe carry mother inlaw to dinner! In Jagua voice, " my belle o, my head o"!
Talking of immaturity , you called Skylane a " fool"."! What was his offence? Praying to God for a white lady ! What will you call a Japanese man who married a sex doll that he purchased or one who married an animation character in a public wedding? Like I said earlier, different strokes for different folks! Ciao!