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Truckpusher:
What's my business if you chose to kill ya over my comment.

You don't exist in my life ,so swerve

I have just one advice for you:
1. Log out from Nairaland
2. Tiptoe to your dad's bedside and return his phone.
3. Snuck under the duvet ( if you have one) and go to sleep
It's already past bed time. Kids of your age group are already asleep ! Shoo shoo!

Truckpusher:
we are talking like two mature consenting adults here - what's nasty about two grown ups talking about puccy and diick ?

Do you think indecency stars talk the way you do in public? Search for their interviews online and listen to the way they talk during interviews, intelligently! Funny enough, that's their line of work, not wannabes porn stars! Grow up and take trash talk out of the thread! That's the purpose of pm on Nairaland! Have a nice weekend!

khiaa:
lol
He has no idea the trouble he is
asking God for, talk about jealousy, possessive, and insecurity, he had better hope God doesn't answer this prayer. He won't be able to have any female friends, she'll be jealous of his close relationship with his family, and will want him under her 24/7 minus the time it takes to make that paper, when he walks out that front door she'll grab her purse and say *Where are WE going* she will have his butt on lock down.
It seams like a lot of Nigerian men on this site has this beautiful fantasy of what white girls are like (maybe from tv) but once they are really sucked in their eyes begin to open.


Did you get my pm?

This is a Thread for matured People, so speak and act like one. You don't need to insult anyone just to score cheap points. Just give your opinion, that's all.
You seem to be hung up on tv series! Go to the nearest Court registry and ask questions about the rate of divorce in Nigeria. You will be amazed . Na White women dem marry?
I am dating a non Nigerian and I am proud of her because she is a far cry from what is obtainable on the local scene, though there are still good girls which is as scarce as the teeth of an hen!
I will like to ask you some questions
1. How many ladies do you know that ever picked up their phone and spoke with their boyfriend for 20 minutes?
2. How many ladies do u know that calls the grandparents of their boyfriend to ask about their welfare and daily activities ?
3. How many ladies do you know that usually visit their boyfriends and don't expect Him to cover their transport fare!
So you see that it is different strokes for different folks!

Sanbuchi:
hmmmm..it's up to you but I don't think so

Live your life with an open mind! Since you haven't seen a planet , does that mean they don't exist?
There are girls and there are ladies ! If someone says that she is no money grubbing woman who leeches money from men, you have to take her on her word, after all, you don't know d person! Ciao

Blackett:
[color=#150000]What _idiot gives a girl 10,000 naira for hair? [/color]

I was once present at a friend's shop when a guy walked in with a girl obviously below his status. He bought her a hair extension of 13000 naira! I suspect say na juju sha, coz the babe nor reach at all!
I can attest to knowing several ladies who will do that by returning part of the money,not out of pretence but rather, out of self respect and a balanced outlook towards life!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]What _idiot gives a girl 10,000 naira for hair? [/color]

I was once present at a friend's shop when a guy walked in with a girl obviously below his status. He bought her a hair extension of 13000 naira! I suspect say na juju sha, coz the babe nor reach at all!

Cherlene:

I understand your anger. Let God do the AVENGE.

VIEW IMAGE BELOW

Cherlene

Yeah! "Sighs", leave It for God,............as usual!

First, I will call my lawyer and ask him what is the maximum time that I will get for attempted murder and aggravated assault , before I return the favour done to my kid!

Every guy have his own favourite poison, likewise taste in women. But for me, I prefer a woman in her natural state. Most times, I am amazed when I take a glance at the marriage pics of a newly wed couple . The wife always looks different from the lady in the pic, due to excessive application of foundation and other makeup.

nsiazu:
A 76 year old woman has created much
controversy last week, by breast-feeding her
42-year-old son in the middle of a KFC
restaurant.
Many customers in the restaurant complained
about the incident to management. Linda
Berrety and her son Michael, were finally
escorted out by the restaurant management.
But not before he fed on her for nearly 15
minutes.
The unusual episode has sparked strong
reactions on social media and provoked a huge
debate on the limits of breast-feeding in public
places.
Many of people that witnessed the incident say
it seemed to be more of a incestuous
engagement, rather than a gesture of maternal
care.
But Mrs. Berrety has a different opinion.
KFC management said that Mrs. Berrety is no
longer welcome in their establishment with her
son Michael.
Mrs. Berrety Is claiming discrimination.

This is really crazy! At that age, is she still lactating ( producing milk)? I think it's indecent for me to walk into a public eatery and grab my mom's boobs and suck it! Yuck! I don fall my hand because at 48, if I still dey suck my mama breast, TB Joshua himself go reject me !

Cherlene:
Ooooo, you are surely ENJOYING.

Right, the REGULAR KEBAB PIZZA.
I am feeling SPENT, how is your evening too?

Cherlene

Sorry about my belated reply. I missed your post and that's the reason why I didn't reply earlier.
Anyway, my day was fine. Just the typical May Day Celebrations . How was your day?

Cherlene:
Expecting YOUR VOICE NOTE too.

Cherlene

This is difficult. I created a voice note on my iPhone but find it difficult to attach and upload on Nairaland .

Cherlene:
Good evening

Here goes my FIRST EVER NOTE VOICE.

Download attached file below.

Cherlene

Nice to hear from you !!

Chiam55:
Cherryice is a self proclaimed sexist single mama. When I made that statement I was using her words not mine. This is also the second time you implied that I maybe into women and that in it self irritated me. Like I said before I never asked for your opinion nor was there a poll running so for you to quote me and bring someone else into my mention was wrong. I am a stunningly confident woman so believe me when I tell you the only green I wear is my silky green vest. What you did was insensitive. You do not put two women up against each other like that when they are both beautiful women in their own right. Like I said I was playing on words because that's cherry's self given title " world's sexist single mum"

Is someone suffering from amnesia or I didn't passed my TOEFL exam? Pitting two women against each other? Really? Was I the one who said that " I wanted to woo Cherlene at your friend's expense"? From my First post, did you have any inkling u that I came online to hunt for women? Is Nairaland now an online dating site? For your information, there is no vacancy at Aso Rock!
Secondly, I have friends and colleagues Who swing both ways, and I can assure you that their taste is impeccable when it comes down to the hunt, and right now, they are laughing their heads off when I sent them a link of this thread! When it comes to taste in women, sorry, I doff my hat any day and any time when a brother is talking!

Chiam55:
Listen you wanna woo that lady then do it off your own back and not at my girl's expense. You didn't need to quote me to spew all that.

Why are u so freely and touchy? I would have loved to ignore your post but you are casting aspersion on my person. First, don't give yourself an air of importance or massage your deflated ego on my behalf . I don't need your post to woo any lady. That's why we have pm on Nairaland! Second, you made a choice, and I gave mine. Why do you reek of irritation cos I presented a different specimen, perhaps a better one ? And I repeat, it is men that do the tasting when it comes to women, except you are into women. Lots of women think that they know the taste of their husbands until they find him in an unsavoury position in bed with their best friends! Perhaps, you just passed the Chemical colour test for women- they turn green when placed too close to a better specimen of the same specie!

Chiam55:
Lucky number 13 now has a siggy
She is the sexist single mama alive
The one and only

*drum roll*


CHERRYICE

As much as I respect your personal opinion, I think that you are far from the target! No offence to your choice, but, I think that decision should be left to men, except you are into ladies!
Cherlene is as fresh as the morning dew ! You can take that to the bank! On that score, I second Esosou! Ciao

Fittingly, No 1 is the beautiful and inimitable Diva, Cherlene! Easy one coz her signature is unique!

Cutehector:
I meant u seem more like one who is selfrighteous

It's her personal opinion, and she has a right to her own views whether we like it or not! Calling her " self righteous " is out of line and unfair because you are impugning her character with your remarks, whether it was intended or not. I think that she deserves an apology.

Cherlene:
Had pizza for dinner today. Now I am excited to hear what was on your menu??

Cherlene

That's nice. I am sure that it's kebab pizza, your fav! Anyway, I will eat fresh catfish in egusi soup with starch! I might " press it down " with a glass of my favourite Lambrusco wine!
How is ur evening going!

M

Cherlene:
Heading to kindergarten, vaccination went well. Chantel is sleeping in her stroller.

Awwh, so sweet of you!

Cherlene

Okay. Thanks, Have a nice day! So , what's next on the menu today? A stroll back home or you are hanging out at the school?

Cherlene:
Oh yes, not yet. In 10 minutes our appointment is due.

Chantel angel is pretty well. Thank you.
What are you engaged with now?

Cherlene

I am as busy as usual. I will always find time to chat with you ! Hahaha!
My best regards to her!
One of the joys of motherhood is the visit to the doctor !

Cherlene:
Awwh, hope you DO.
You know the South Southy common, fish sandwich and a cup of coffee. Hehe.

I am in town with Chantel, she is having her 1 year VACCINATION.

Cherlene

That's cool! A tasty way to start a great day!
How is my baby, Chantelle? I hope it was not painful?