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Crime › Re: 3 Die, Others Injured Trying To Escape From Customs Officers by Jyde89: 12:03pm On Feb 28, 2015

Acidosis:
Wat?!!!!

What is madness?

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let there be light, and there was light)

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will land you a job in Shell

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will eradicate your personal & family problems.

Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta.

What is madness?

Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of the above will come to pass.

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Madness is when deluded GEJ zombies like you are allowed to rome the street's of cyber space in order to spread your stewpidity.

Health › Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by Jyde89: 9:48am On Feb 21, 2015

Mtcheeeeeew this op sef, u no how many ugly women punany them go don touch and dem go still de touch, my friend pity them o.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Seeks Support Of Yoruba Leaders To Get More South-West Votes by Jyde89: 9:16am On Feb 20, 2015

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Stealing is not corruption
Jonathan is unfit to lead a nation
#vote for change.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Senate Express Confidence In Jega, INEC; Okay Card Readers For Election by Jyde89: 7:44am On Feb 20, 2015

eazisky:
I bet u oga Jonathan will threaten jega to postpone d election again and again... .

yea he can postpone it all he likes, but he's riding back to otueke on a boat with professor PEJ.

Literature › Run Shitta Brother Taju Is Coming by Jyde89(op): 4:48pm On Jan 30, 2015

By Olajide Ojedokun

The gentle night's
The voiceless street's
The silent whisper's
The horror linger's
Tip toeing down the road
For the fear is now unfold
Thou great shitta
Which dance's with an alluring beauty in the glory of the night
Like an Eagle gliding care freely down the sky
How thou had coward into your cave
Before the beast whose name on every lips is now engraved

The bitter gospel
The tummy rumble
The growing grumble
The mighty humbled
Who could have thought
You would be tamed
By the mad and mighty Taju
Taju the tormentor
Taju the dictator
Taju the big boss
Taju the hot shot
Into the streets
He scatters his brats
Like an army of sperm scattered into an ovary
Salute the maker
If a day goes by without the shaker
For the palm wine in his calabash has gone thicker
And upon u shall he vent his anger

The pounding heart
The looming fear
The gnashing teeth
The praying lips
The night is now upon you
With its entourage of beauty
And splendor
A voice tells you to stay
The other say's nay
You look around you
It doesn't scare you
Hmmm
Run shitta
Brother Taju is coming.

Politics › Re: Dickson Accuses Pro-jonathan Group Of Destabilising Bayelsa by Jyde89: 5:11am On Jan 11, 2015

So na this muntula weh no fit keep hin house in order I go vote for!?

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Politics › Re: Abia Council Rulers Distanced Themselves Frm Eze Ikonne's Title On Buhari by Jyde89: 4:59am On Jan 11, 2015

No problem, when Buhari enter Aso rock Una go borrow money to cover the distance weh una run go.

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Politics › Re: GEJ Reveals Shocking News About GMB In Enugu! by Jyde89: 4:51am On Jan 11, 2015

Atleast, people in GEJ's government have stolen money that could buy fleets of plane, so there would be enough reason to jail them.

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Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Jyde89: 9:26am On Dec 10, 2014

Henrypraise:
In as much as d policeman acted babaric, u will discover from d story dat d woman was d cause of d problem, if a policeman is beaming his light @ u, he has his reasons, I knw she must av talked rudely to him now de ar blamin d police.

Since we knw our policemen ar not very civilise, we ought to learn how to manage dem, by talkin rudely to dem, u too ar not civilise.

no matter what the woman must have said, it still doesn't give him the right to brutalize the couple, he should arrest them if they commit any crime but beating them up is totally unacceptable, that man should 1st be dismissed then jailed.

Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Ranked 21st Most Generous People In The World by Jyde89: 9:11am On Dec 10, 2014

xtophy:
yahhhh...dis is good compared to our problems such as BH, niger delta boys, OBJ, GEJ, Atiku, buahri, kwankwaso, pdp, apc, chelsea, arsenal, man u, Chelsea, Newcastle, liverpool, akala, tinubu, aregbesola, nepa, phch, ibedc, silverbird, lagos fm, doyin okupe, lai Muhammad, awolowo, azikwe, adedibu, obanikoro, okorocha,mikel, fifa, nff, facebook, dstv, startimes, free to air, strong, maheeda, cossy, p square, 2face, twitter, 9ice, abiola, milo, bournvita, tecno, Samsung, blackberry, airtel, emptyhen, glo, visafone, Chevrolet, chevron, nnpc, hiv, ebola , inec,

tis clear that a part of your brain is dancing shoki and the other is inhabited by marine beings.

Culture › Re: Eight Bad Sides Of An African Man You Probably Don't Know by Jyde89: 8:18am On Dec 02, 2014

Marvyx:
9. Can kill his own blood for money.
10. A white woman can wake up one morning, shoot her husband, the girl he was cheating with, her dog and herself while a black woman will dwindle her husband's business, be drinking her children's blood in the coven at night and still be carrying her children to hospitals and pastors looking for help.
Still proud to be a black #

reason why weed shouldn't be mixed with coffee early in the morning.

Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Pictures Of Big Dogs And Little Children by Jyde89: 8:09pm On Nov 02, 2014

cool

Education › Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Jyde89: 7:58pm On Nov 02, 2014

so you call music a funny course, i dont think you know what you'er saying, if you know how long it takes to study classical music, you'll apologise to every music student you see; it is so wide a course that can not be covered in a life time.

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Education › Re: Looting, Cannibalism And Tactics: The ‘shock And Awe’ Of Ant Battles (+PICTURES) by Jyde89: 9:56am On Oct 28, 2014

interesting.

Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Urges Nigerians Tobear With The Nature Of The Economy by Jyde89: 10:16am On Oct 22, 2014

i'll bear with the situation of the economy if Mrs minister finance agrees to recieve the minimum wage monthly without any other allowance.

Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi Still Remains Eagles Coach - Chris Giwa by Jyde89: 10:18am On Oct 18, 2014

mtcheeeeeeeeeeew, Chris Alainikanse Agbalagba Giwa.

Literature › Re: At Last Society Of Young Nigerian Writers Releases An Anthology by Jyde89: 10:13am On Oct 15, 2014

synw:
One of the major aims and objectives of Society of Young Nigerian Writers is to compile and publish the creative works of its members and upcoming writers across the country. According to a report made available to one of our reporters by the national president of the society, Mr. Wole Adedoyin shows that the newly published poetry anthology titled “Upcoming Voices” featured the works of 24 young poets in both English and Yoruba Language respectively.
Below listed are the names of the contributors and the titles of their entries:

1. Too Soon Tawose Olajumoke
2. Second Coming Eyo Justice Ellis
3. After the Rain Dare Akinola
4. Now Olanrewaju Babajide
5. An Obscure Trick Miracle Olafihan
6. To Question God Momodu Ehizue
7. Ajanaku Daniel Olorunkosebi
8. My Vision of Ibadan Abdullah Iyanda
9. Fatherland Olumide Joseph Ikotun
10. Cry of the Motherland Idris Bankole
11. Revolution Adedayo Michael
12. I Think of Today Andrew Yakub
13. I Love the Bees Kareem Abiodun
14. Bon Anniversaire Nathaniel Soonest
15. Apocalypse Ottah Osondu
16. At Times I Wonder Fale Joshua
17. Life Olajide Ojedokun
18. My Friend Bada Yusuf
19. Feed Me, Free Me Kolapo Olapoju
20. Babies’ Babies Oguntoyinbo Shola Phebian
21. Where to Naija Omolola Sanusi
22. Enlaved Love Onyekeaba N. Charles
23. The Poetic Mind Ogidan Racheal
24. Rukayat Olaleye Omoge Iwoyi

“Upcoming Voices” which featured the works of contributors from seven states will be due for launching on the 23rd of June, 2012 (same day with the Society’s Poetry Writing and Techniques Workshop).

© Takadaonlinemagazine 2012

how can the book be puchased?

Politics › Re: TAN Hit By Allegation Of Fraud. by Jyde89: 4:43am On Oct 12, 2014

lobatan, transforming Nigeria through fraud; i knew this people were fake from the unset.

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up by Jyde89: 5:26pm On Sep 30, 2014

the best thing i can do after a breakup is eat very well that night cos bleeping my personal olosho might take me longer than the normal 2hrs, i no what you'er thinking but hey it's a break up, and you did'nt xpect me to put my hope on one girl no way.@post what a craaaap.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Places Pa Akinkunmi On Lifetime Salary, Gives Out Houses To Steward by Jyde89: 9:35pm On Sep 29, 2014

good gesture, but let's hope they actualy fulfill those promises, we all know how profesional they are in making empty promises, just saying.

Nairaland General › Re: Igbos Change Your Way And Be Love By All by Jyde89: 9:53am On Sep 24, 2014

seconded

Romance › Re: Shocker ! Meet Mother And Daughter Who Are In A Lesbian Relationship [PHOTO] by Jyde89: 1:01pm On Sep 16, 2014

let them enjoy eachother's company here on earth while they still can, a sky scraper is surely waiting for them in hell....... Incest and lesbianism together, what is this world turning into.

Travel › Re: Palaces Of Popular Monarchs.-(pictures) by Jyde89: 11:12am On Sep 02, 2014

see palace of the king of Spain as e resemble
University... Mtchewwww why dem no just use Madrid stadium jeje.

Romance › Re: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by Jyde89: 11:05am On Sep 02, 2014

Youngpo413: I don't think i will want to keep her around so much if she does'nt, my love is give and take, not give and give; i'm not Jesus you know.

I hope she loves you too.

Culture › Re: Pictures From Soon To Be Yoruba Village In London!!! by Jyde89: 10:41am On Sep 02, 2014

i hope they added a center where children can listen to the classical Yoruba folktale and not the snowwhite and sleeping beauty they've been used to over there.

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Music/Radio › Re: MayD Launches 'Confam Entertainment' Record Label by Jyde89: 10:00am On Aug 14, 2014

friedmeat: WOW!!! This is so powerful.Where did you get that from?

cant remember

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Linda Ikeji's Birthday Party by Jyde89: 9:52am On Aug 14, 2014

letsurvey: U̶̲̥̅̊ wan die. Goat Ǻn̶̲̥̅̊ԃ dog no dey friend n̶̲̥̅̊o̲̣̥w̶̲̥̅̊ . Even sheep no g̶̲̥̅☺ wan waka wif goat. Lol

no wonder you'er the only one laghing out loud, your comment is begging for humor.

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Politics › Re: Soyinka: Alamieyeseigha’s Pardon, Symbol Of Corrupt Mentality by Jyde89: 9:50am On Aug 14, 2014

slimmy05: poverty and penury eating you up

and it killed your generation year's ago.

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Jyde89: 9:43am On Aug 14, 2014

in shrek
Donkey: i have a right to remain silent, i have a right to remain silent.
Shrek: yes you have a right to remain silent donkey, what you lack is the capacity.

Made this one up
Look's like the almighty has'nt upgraded your brain from analog to digital.

Celebrities › Re: 9ice Officially Releases Campaign Poster For House Of Reps by Jyde89: 6:56am On Aug 13, 2014

Ramanto: should he put on rags because he wants to serve pple?smh

yea, and put on one shoe like the prince of otueke.

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