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SportsRe: Iheanacho Demands £200,000/Week From ManCity by Jyde89: 11:44am On May 04, 2016
adonbilivit, na just rumour
PoliticsRe: Police Abandoned Us During Herdsmen Invasion – Enugu Community by Jyde89: 9:58am On Apr 27, 2016
matrix199:
You talk like one of the fulani herdsmen's cattle.


Can a pride of lions apology to a pack of jackals? Apologise to a lanky looking tribe who thinks the earth is theirs only? We rather die than stoop low. The herdsmen only attack villages with many old farmers and law abiding villagers. Why didn't they attack a community in the city?


And where is Buhari? What kind of president throws a blind eye and a deaf ear to serial attacks from his tribesmen?
Where u see this post na mek i insult this e.diot wey talk say west de ready to give the fulani bastards grazing lands with apology, am sure this individual is a bastard yoruba or not yoruba at all, my Ogbomoso people no de carry last, no bi 2day dem don de kill any trespassing fulani bastard, those bastards are cowards who only ambush harmless people, attack them heavily and they'll flee.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Shoot Olajideide Sipe In Festac (A Lawyer) - Gaphic photos by Jyde89: 12:15am On Apr 27, 2016
palsenator:
In the beginning I thought you were reasoning well only for me to see the Bigot trait you have. What baffles me most is that you are a lady and you will be a mother someday, please what will you teach your children? Because it is obvious you lack genuine human feeling
Human feeling bawo na, does she have brain? does she have common sense? is she inteligent? You are now talking about something as rear as human feelings, cut her some slack na, u can see i did'nt bother quoting her, twas because i can sense her pain from miles away, its not easy being a moving object u know.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Closed Over Rusticated 500l Student by Jyde89: 6:55pm On Apr 26, 2016
joshuaidibia:
There is a webisodes abt athelstan. ATHELSTAN'S JOURNAL.
Really, like another series?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Closed Over Rusticated 500l Student by Jyde89: 5:33pm On Apr 26, 2016
joshuaidibia:
in FLOKI'S VOICE. "Sometimes the way forward is the way backward. It's just the way of the gods." *dont ask me which gods*
Floki my man, ragna is also my man but floki kills it the most with his weirdoo character, mayb a thread should be created for fans of Vikings.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Can Remember This 7up Jingle, You Are Due For Marriage. by Jyde89: 3:36pm On Apr 26, 2016
bring money na!
SportsRe: UK Paper Names Kelechi Iheanacho ''Europe's Deadllest Striker'' by Jyde89: 12:19pm On Apr 26, 2016
danduj:
u call dis man a kid? grin
Ur own pass bad belle, na wicked belle, 1st you said hes overated and now you say he's older than his, keep whining he'll continue winning. Akara
PoliticsRe: IMF Wants Buhari To Change His Forex Policy by Jyde89: 7:21pm On Apr 15, 2016
herbie27:
Ngozi is a better brain than Kemi.

And internally generated revenue has nothing to do with Kemi, guy plz!, am not a dunce.
And where the fu**k has Nngozi's brilliance gotten us, mr man if you cant seperate tribalsm from your argument, you are a dunce.
PoliticsRe: China Redicules Buhari Travelling Fancy (pic) by Jyde89: 3:54pm On Apr 15, 2016
AmmarOscar:
This may not be undertsood by all Nigerians save the smart ones. In recognition of his 'achievement' as the world most junketing President China decide to tickles his tourism fancy.

'You're the world chief junketer and commander in chief of aeroplanes. So have this mini plane which you can conceal in your pocket and continue junketing unnoticed' -Xi Jinping
In Adam Oshiomole's voice "go and die"
PoliticsRe: THE ECONOMIST! PMB Has Done It Again. by Jyde89: 3:46pm On Apr 15, 2016
udumosam23:
I don't see how their devaluing the yuan will affect us, the more they devalue their currency, the cheaper we get their product.

speaking from a layman's point of view though.
I believe he's refering to the local manufacturers.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Plateau State by Jyde89: 1:29pm On Apr 15, 2016
guy komot mr mekupanam paul mokunga aka panam percy paul from that list, he's from adamawa.
CelebritiesRe: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by Jyde89: 4:35pm On Apr 13, 2016
for Lere here we de see celeb wella, from wizzy to wande cole to oritsefemi, dem de come lere come "pop", na jump and pass we de take dem do, omotola should stop overhyping her status afterall she's almost in the twilight of her carrear.
BusinessRe: Nigeria, China Bank Agree On Yuan by Jyde89: 9:27am On Apr 13, 2016
imsuboi:
I don't see any reason why you should be gisting me about my joke of a father grin grin
Typical of a pained, corrupt ipobian waste of sperm. But i'm sure it is evident to even a blind man whose father i'm refearing to, but anyway i've returned the favour so the joke is on you or rather in you.
BusinessRe: Nigeria, China Bank Agree On Yuan by Jyde89: 7:48am On Apr 13, 2016
imsuboi:
who doesn't know this another apc Scam? grin grin


Wait for the chinese government to refute this claim tomorrow.




Wait on it cheesy cheesy
Like your father denied impregnating your mother right, ngbanu keep finding falts where their isn't any.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Logistics Base Destroyed (see Photos And Video) by Jyde89: 8:02pm On Apr 12, 2016
mtcheeeew, i entered this thread to see airforce1 in action and this is what i get, nna airforce1 my padi u go blow soon nor worry.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 20,000 People In Plateau by Jyde89: 6:20pm On Apr 12, 2016
haba oga lienus, how many kom remain na, na hiroshima bomb dem use abi na sapele juju, Ngbanu telemi
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Olamide Live In Concert – New York Edition by Jyde89: 4:07pm On Apr 12, 2016
itstpia8:
You must have spied that in my wardrobe.
Kudos, more power.
Naaaaaa, too busy, i had my P.A do it.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Olamide Live In Concert – New York Edition by Jyde89: 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2016
itstpia8:
am I supposed to be scared?

I have mentioned the tendency of Nigerians to come to the US with the sole aim of attacking the Nigerians there.

let us consider sense before we do things.

who wants to vex should vex o.
I'm sure your weed is mixed with curry,tyme and pepper so i wont speak any further.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Reveals Why She Has Not Had Sex In 10 Years by Jyde89: 4:06pm On Apr 11, 2016
mrMeen:
hmmm i guess they are magic babies that just appear for your stomach end time oooo
Cwously! Do i need to tell you d meaning of sarcasm.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Reveals Why She Has Not Had Sex In 10 Years by Jyde89: 10:48am On Apr 11, 2016
;Di believe her wholeheartedly, although i'm married with two kids now but i'm still a virgin grin
Music/RadioRe: Would You Be There by Jyde89: 8:29am On Apr 09, 2016
ok, alright, e de dia.
What else can i say about this guy, from "Dont you dare" to "Would you be there", back to back hit; Bosun is original and talented; which is a trait few artiste posses in Nigeria. Good luck bro 2day naija 2moro d world.




Lala!lala!!lala o!!!
Ngbanu 4ront page sharp sharp
RomanceRe: Why Are My Yoruba Sisters So Dirty(my Stinking Experience) by Jyde89: 10:54am On Apr 04, 2016
Jorussia:
Yoruba ladies are the most dirty and primitive among the major tribes in Nigeria.Yoruba women wen dey shit for poh for inside market.
I wanted to call u a fool but i realised that that name is only reserved for people that are brain dead, not brainless heads like urs, so i'll just call u a mass of body ambling around without a purpose.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by Jyde89: 2:20pm On Mar 31, 2016
Hagm0nd:
On behalf of yorubas home and abroad I hereby donate aunty kemi to charity
Charity bawo, u wan kill dem, a science lab will be better.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by Jyde89: 2:17pm On Mar 31, 2016
the daugter of the former oyo state governor smoking oshogbo weed, why she no stay her territory jeje na.
PoliticsRe: Slave Girl Dolapo Osinbanjo Vs Queen Aisha Buhari. by Jyde89: 11:29am On Mar 31, 2016
BishopMagic:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2415545_cfevcasuiaa2hxq_jpeg8c3c87cda9dae55e1dedbfd56b97b80f


Look well and you will see dolapo getting ready to kneel down for Buhari in the background.


Slave
Your mumu na season film IPOD E.D.I.O.T. in capital
HealthRe: One In Every Four Nigerian Has Mental Disorder - Dr. Vincent Udenze by Jyde89: 11:16am On Mar 31, 2016
the doctor is just putting it mildely, i'm sure he meant 3/4 due to the state of the economy.
CareerRe: We Know Its Corporate Slavery, Yet We Stay by Jyde89: 1:27pm On Mar 30, 2016
thesicilian:
That is Nigeria for you. But I must say, we also have ourselves to blame. If we don't speak out for fear of losing our jobs, we and all others will continue to suffer. We value temporary security so much we tend to forget that at times, until we cut our ties with the present, we can never move into the future.

This kind of boss needs to be talked to in a hard, truthful, but polite manner. He needs to know that the earth revolves round the sun, not him. He can't sack everybody.
But then no one wants to be made a scape goat. So we all suffer in silence.
No my brother, he needs to get full dose of his medicine plastered on his face with slaps, to think the e.diot hasn't even paid his workers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Jyde89: 12:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
seangy4konji:
As I was reading comments on this thread,a song came up on the radio. I don't know the other guy but could hear Olamide badoo.

What the other guy was repeating was

Do re mi fa so la ti do.

And I just thought of it. Graduates are complaining of getting any work to survive and this ones are singing do re mi fa so la ti do and they are buying g wagons.

Can you see that the world is coming to an endhuh
No bro the world aiint coming to an end cos the guy is being productive, something i expect an indidividual who claims to have spent the last four years acquaring knowledge to do rather traversing the length and bredth of 9ja in search of suvival.
In my opinion, the hnd or bsc certificate has done nothing else but limit the ability of the nigerian youth, everybody armed with a 2.1 would rather settle in one small company collecting peanuts rather than venture out and see what we can create.
Mek una sidon dia de wail o, i go soon employ all of una, meanwhile i de look for house boy nna go do?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Jyde89: 12:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
fashoo2010:
Na u get the main scenario.... Laugh won kill me here ooo.... What a country... A guy stayed at home for 2years,no job.. He got a job, they offered him 20k and he started begging for them to add 5k to it so dat it can be 25k...i was just thinking in my mind, what has d country turn into? A whole graduate in Economics(2:1) is begging for a 25k job.... May God help us in this country
Nawa o, menwhile am earning that 25k in a company i never wrote an application sef not to talk of tendering my cv or certificate, na just "kom work" dem tell me.
CelebritiesRe: (photos) Model With The Biggest Hips In Africa Releases New Photos by Jyde89: 2:32pm On Mar 17, 2016
Ayoemrys:
the lady is a wow,tho shes pretty but her hips is prettier,yeeeh it tuk 9month 4 ur mama to make it,
My brother i wont be surprised if it took her more than 9months o, eleyi gidi gan.
RomanceRe: How I Got Duped With My Money,time,and Makeup!!! by Jyde89: 3:10pm On Mar 15, 2016
@op , i cant believe you survived this much lie, even your name has given you away as some1 who would rather take a byk and charge the poor e.diot for a cab rather than pay #500 not to talk of 5k.
For some1 to cough out 5k a day's transport withing lagos means such person is either a rich kid, successfull working class lady/company exec or an high class olosho, and i doubt all this people will go head over hills for a guy just cos he owns a house, car and uses the latest phone in the market.
A piece of advice honey, when next you feel like spewing out the abundant trash u've got in there, remember that not everyone is a fool, so make your fallacy look more real next time.

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