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@ poster U are a big she goat mab ull never be satisfied.

Just increase his stake 2 15000 usd and if he pays take the money and keep threatening him so he can service the dept he owes.U can't change anything the kitty has already been busted.@op take heart.

Open kitty and see miracle ministry

U are all acting like babies here some1 is seeking advice and instead of being of good help U guys are concentrating on the fact that he is a virgin. U guys should stop acting like boys who just started having sex and can't stay a minute without talking about it. @poster virginity is a good thing U should be proud of it. As for the gal who is demanding for a bb and money for her hair pls be sure if she really loves U before cos some gals pretend 2 love guys for material benefits.

Ur mouth dey saver beyond mercy,or I can say ur mouth dey kawasaki or gbagazu mab U eat a lot of vegetable mixed with ugba dats what's making ur mouth enhheeee! Try eating ur shit and a cup of ur urine it might help.

1)Why do gals dress so flashy 2 clubs without a purse?
Cos they need a guy 2 buy them drinks

2) Why do gals love 2 sit around guys that are popping expensive drinks?
Cos they wan2 feel among

3)Why would a gal sit in a club and refuse 2 dance?
Cos its her first time and its not 1 of her village songs and cultural dance won't fit inn

4)Why would a gal go to a club without pants and short skirt and expect a guy not to look @ he assss?
Cos she is timid

5) Why would a guy not hold ur waist for support in the club when the smell of ur hair is about 2 faint him. U gals
shuld get a grip.

Av got clean and sweet new footwear's for sale. interested ppl should call me on this num 08058945399

@ kokoye
His english is rite and yours is wrong U guys shuld stop coming up here acting like U speak or write better when U don't even know anything.

U suck
U can't stand me even when I squat

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Ok let me hit the mic,
Am dropping like a leAking roof,
With word dripping like a bleeding wolf
I am hitler and conquer like adolf
Am great so I call U all calf
So pay me homage like am your prof
When I smoke U all just puff
So stay clear like am a bomb that might just bust. Hala

Did U call ur self a mole?
Hey listen ma rhymes stand tall like street pole
Ur rhymes are soo cold like ur living in a snow hole
Come tap on me for light poor soul
And boost ur lil rhymes like a white bold.

A man was milking his sorborn cow,the cow used its right leg to kick the bowl and pured the milk.the man got angry and tied the leg to a tree near by and started milking again after a while the cow used its left leg to do same act.the man did again tied the other leg.the cow continued 2 do the same till the the man tied both the legs and the hands to the tree. successful as the man though he started milking again but the cow then used its tail to pure the bowl of milk again,the man then got angry and decided to tie the tail to on the branch above but had no rope so he decided 2 use his belt just for a moment to get a safe milking but while he was tying the tail of the cow to the branch above his trouser fell off and his wife just walked inn asking for milk. what did he see him doing? picture the sight.

Three men lost in a forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial.

The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten apples. The king then explained, Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you will be eaten. The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh, ? You almost got away with it, !

The second one replied, I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with coconuts.=))

Ok let me hit the mic,
Am dropping like a leAking roof,
With word dripping like a bleeding wolf
I am hitler and conquer like adolf
Am great so I call U all calf
So pay me homage like am ur prof
When I smoke U all just puff
So stay clear like am a bomb that might just bust. Hala

Get the point let's see who the king is. Who kills more.

kill the lyrics above U,make it worthless. No jerks allowed.

Rank me like am a soldier
Pay homage cos am a king
Listen cos am your priest
Either ways I keep U quiet like am your prophet
Ma rhymes are like axe ready to break U like a piece for picks.
Call me the killer priest cos I leave U neckless with your tounge hanging.

Did U say freestyle? Ur style felt like freewack
Clean the wax in ur ear so U can hear ur sad weak wAck rhymes,pls don't sag wen ur done cos U just might be telling us U know U suck.

Yo mama is sooo dirty she washes he nose whenever she smells her armpit.

We're ar them bitches who run their mouth like kitties.
Come suck ma rhymes like the dick U wanna suckle

Shee I kill with ma tounge and keep U quiet like am ur priest
So call me the killer priest.

Rank me like am a soldier
Pay homage cos am a king
Listen cos am ur priest
Either ways I keep U quiet like am ur prophet
Ma rhymes are like axe ready to break U like a piece for picks.
Call me the killer priest cos I leave U neckless with ur tounge hanging.

@annholt U obviously don't av a garden on your chest,or am I mistaking. If U do then sorry sir

In a garden there are trees,on one of the trees, a pear tree there were 2 pears left but after a stong wind blew there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground what happend.answer and get a recharge card

U̶̲̥̅̊ guys hAve probaby seen 2 many movies.

Hello NL I am a 26 year old virgin,I rerally want 2 but don't know how 2 go about it can any 1 help or can any gal help me through?