Bishopsgate:


My niece was extremely lucky not to be statistic. She and some of her friends, who were helping an elderly man push his broken down vehicle opposite the school, escaped by jumping into the gutter. She got home crying and shaking. Her mother has been singing worship songs since she got home

Chai!!!

Thank God Almighty your niece survived but my sincere condolences go to those that lost their children. It is really painful.

Ambode removed VIO from the roads but the powers that be in Lagos said Ambode was not a good party man. Imagine jettisoning a stellar candidate for mundane party issues. Mtchew!!!

Chloraseptic:
Another way of trafficking drugs may have just been discovered; that is if the trafficker is wise enough to wear the slippers on their foot

Why do you think there are sniffer dogs and scanners at the airport? Them go catch anybody way try to peddle drugs through this method.

Penguin2:


I guess Kalu rigged the elections and bought court judgments too.

Nigerian politics is such a big sham!

Let’s hope INEC introduction of technology will help to make elections more transparent and reflective of the will of the people.

I'm telling you. Nigeria needs serious electoral reforms. We will make serious progress once votes start counting. Even Ikpeazu's elections most especially that of 2019 were heavily rigged. There was serious jubilation in Abia when we heard that Alex Otti the APGA candidate was leading and about to the declared winner. But this was scuttled by Olisa Metuh and Sen. Abaribe. They hijacked the returning officer and magic happened. This is even in the public domain.

Alex Otti won the case in the Court of Appeal but the Supreme Court ruled in Ikpeazu's favour. Okezie Ikpeazu was never the popular candidate in the election so his non performance is not a surprise to us.

Penguin2:


Lol!

I just finished reading about the Abia State Elections in 2007 and one Onyema Ugochukwu was PDP candidate.

Do you think he would have been a better governor for Abia?

Onyema Ugochukwu might have been better. And we believe that PDP won that election. Ugochukwu was an aide to OBJ and he had astute international connections. It is surprising that PDP won two senatorial seats and lost the governorship elections even though they were held on the same day.

Many of us believe that the results declared were not a true reflection of what happened on that day.

Penguin2:


TA Orji floored them only to become a buffoon himself and ensured an idiot succeeded him.

Who knows if Orji Uzor Kalu’s candidate in the 2007 elections would have been better for Abia.

TA Orji was Kalu's candidate in the 2007 elections. Kalu formed PPA and made TA Orji the flag bearer. TA didn't campaign for one day as he was in EFCC custody then. It was even rumoured that Kalu took TA Orji to Okija shrine for an oath of allegiance and pictures were displayed with TA holding wearing a white pant and holding a chicken.

Both men killed Abia.

Donmobi:

Sinach!!!!
What an incredible woman!

I'm telling you. Sinach is bigger abroad than in Nigeria. That song "Way Maker" had phenomenal sales outside Africa.

Dear OP,all these people you mentioned are of Nigerian descent. I doubt if any of them grew up in Nigeria.

These people grew up in Nigeria and they took their music globally

1. Fela (Even University of Liverpool get Fela music for their curriculum)
2. Sinach (This woman won the song of the year in the GMA Dove awards. The Dove award is one of the biggest gospel award in the world. "Way Maker is still the biggest Nigerian gospel song to go international).
3. Wiz Kid
4. Davido

Conner44:
If rats and cockroaches can live comfortably in soak away then what’s stopping snakes from doing same

Rats and cockroaches do not live inside the soak away. They can only hide in holes around the soak away. The heat inside the soak away is too much for snakes, rats or cockroaches to live inside. Mind you, the heat there is enough to cook and generate electricity.

danny34:


I agree... It's that simple. U eat finish, ask for extra. She says no, go get it.

OP follow this advise.

Pidginwhisper:
Day student?

I was a boarding student

Pidginwhisper:
Yea i did.

Cool. I did too. 2006 set.

ibawon:

Wait oo
GCI people plenty here oo

Omo we dey o

Amatus...Quoque...Ameris

Having being loved, you too should love.

GCI motto.

Graduated in 2006.

Pidginwhisper:
Because that’s my Alma Mater

Cool.
I attended GCI too.

Pidginwhisper:
Mr Pasheda- English teacher
Mr Adesanya-English teacher
Mr Fakolade-Economics.
Can’t pick one because these 3 are equal in wickedness. I go surely jam one of dem one day and he must collect.

Dis you attend Government College Ikorodu?

superCleanworks:
It is only in a rat's house u will see bone, spoon, wristwatch, rubber band, tennis ball, old keys, banana, soap, and all the things the rat will never use till it dies.

Africans especially Nigerians steal like rats.

You don go rat house before? How you yske know say you go see bone, spoon and wristwatch for rat house?

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Best comments this far, its our mindset here that is wrong, if we exchange ekuke to Oyinbo the way them go package am, we will still be rushing for the ekuke[/quote

I dey tell you. Ekuke is just underrated.

Hmmm.

OP there is no need for the abortion. I know you are angry but your dog can still give birth to beautiful puppies.
Besides, why do we hate our Nigerian Shepherd Dog (Ekuke). I used to have such sentiments until I discovered they are resistant to sicknesses that will kill the foreign breeds.

Believe me, the Nigerian Shepherd Dog is an underrated breed that has been abused by people. But the breed is damn intelligent. No need for potty training and other things.

I tell you, Ekuke is far intelligent than many foreign dog breeds.

I know the problem is because many Ekukes we see on the road are destitutes that have been despised by their owners. So that is the picture that most of us have about the breed.

By the way, the Fulani breed of the Nigerian Shepherd Dogs are bigger and can grow over 4feet.

Looks like what was caused by electric ant.
I guess she killed an electric ant on her body.

Osheeee!!!

Since when did the Nigerian Air Force turn to Father Christmas? The Air Force PRO should know that the story does not add up.

OP, this your friend na real end time friend. God Almighty kindly separate us from every enemy disguised as friends in Jesus name. Amen!!!

Someone carried a cutlass that was concealed in his bag to a protest ground and you are pontificating. Well done.

Davash222:

So, if you managed to overpower an armed robber trying to rob you of your hard earned savings, you'll still wait for proper investigation to ascertain if he truly wanted to rob?

Obviously, you're in support of robbery.

You dey mind the guy man. I am not in support of Jungle Justice but any armed robber caught in the act should be properly beaten before being handed to the police.

promisedeco:

How could you argue that Lampard was better than almighty Kaka

Everyone has his preference. To some people, JJ Okocha is the greatest player from Africa. Others might argue that Samuel Eto'o is while some postulate that Drogba or George Weah are fit for the title.

Frank is my man any time any day baba. I love Kaka but Frank is still my man.

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Frank Lampard was my childhood idol man.

Midfielder wey dey score goals, bust my small dada then.

I said what I said

Frank is still my football idol ever. He is my ideal midfielder. I used to argue with a dear friend whose football idol is Kaka about who was better between both of them. Frank Lampard AKA Lampidon.

The guy get bullet for leg.

Other notable mentions

Ronaldinho
Ronaldo Delima (My greatest 9) Only Drogba follows him
JJ Okocha
Thierry Henry (Loved his ball control)

The Wildebeest picture is the best in my opinion. The picture is beautiful.

TarOrfeeek:


You cannot serve me Ofe-Akwu with salted, well cooked foreign rice and goat meat; then expect something to remain.



Infact one time my grandmother had to slap sense into me.

When we went to the house of her "enemy" on Easter Sunday. The devilish woman offered me freshly cooked Ofe-Akwu and White Rice with Big Fish.

Imagine my Granny thinking I would say NO.


I just did small sign of the cross, then proceeded to demolish the food in such a way, that my granny was so bitter looking at me.

On the road back to our house, she remove her koi-koi shoe use am reset my brain.

But it was worth it.

Hahahahaha. Walahi this your post sweet well well.

Dear OP,

Don't forget the bible says "...thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife..." Exo 20:17, Deu 5:21.

You can continue if you want to die young.

The choice is yours but I will advise you mind your wife and work on her. The grass is never green on the other side.

RichThugg:



i Wonder why op go enter private suv as taxi

It seems like you haven't been to Abuja. Even Mercedes Benz SUV dey carry passengers for Abuja self. Abuja doesn't have a mass transit scheme as the popular El Rufai buses are no longer functional.

Dear OP,

I take God name beg you. Ignore wetin the bad guys dey tell you. No sleep with a married woman. It dey cause untimely death o.

And avoid fornication too baba. It get why.

God go help you in Jesus mighty name. Amen!!!

ideatoprince18:
There was this particular Aunt that likes calling me Her husband..... I was like 8 or so ..... She would go out and buy something and give to me .... When she cooks she will bring out my own and when I come back from school she would give me like she virtually treated me like a husband.

I use to see a man then visit her but I thought he was her brother until the day my mom took me to attend her wedding ..... I cried ehn ..... I cried like say tomorrow no day .... People were surprised and they were looking at my mum .... My mum had to take me out of the hall and asked me what is that .... I told her that the brother was taking my wife away.... My Mum was surprised but she just told me that after the wedding she will try and see if I could see the Aunty before we go home .

After wedding we waited until the Aunty they were less busy so the Husband and her came outside to greet my Mum. Immediately I saw them, I burst into tears again. I told the Husband that brother u are taking my Wife away .... The man was so surprised that he started laughing even the aunty was surprised and nearly emotional ... The man just carried me and told me that he is not taking her away tht he would bring her back later for me and gave me #50 .

Up till now I still dey find the man

This is hilarious walahi. The man bribe you to steal your wife ba?

socialmediaman:
People hardly want to do any work these days. In those days we would’ve run to JAMB office to ask for a solution, before coming to a public forum for help. She’s about to lose her admission and this is the best she could do so far?

In the olden days, our fore fathers trekked long distances, used cutlasses and hoes for farming and used stones to make fires.

The OP is using a modern and efficient method to solve a challenge. Nairaland has helped many people solve problems in the past and this kind of problem is not an exemption.

33bandit:


Even if there's a case over that phone in time to come ..its something I'll easily pay ..its just a stupid tecno with cracked screen ..tecno pop or whatever they call it

What if the real owner of the phone was kidnapped after you dropped him or her? Don't you think dashing someone the "stupid Tecno with cracked screen" can get the person you dashed implicated?