₦airaland Forum

Conner44:
If rats and cockroaches can live comfortably in soak away then what’s stopping snakes from doing same

Rats and cockroaches do not live inside the soak away. They can only hide in holes around the soak away. The heat inside the soak away is too much for snakes, rats or cockroaches to live inside. Mind you, the heat there is enough to cook and generate electricity.

danny34:
I agree... It's that simple. U eat finish, ask for extra. She says no, go get it.

OP follow this advise.

Pidginwhisper:
Day student?

I was a boarding student

Pidginwhisper:
Yea i did.

Cool. I did too. 2006 set.

ibawon:
Wait oo
GCI people plenty here oo

Omo we dey o

Amatus...Quoque...Ameris

Having being loved, you too should love.

GCI motto.

Graduated in 2006.

Pidginwhisper:
Because that’s my Alma Mater

Cool.
I attended GCI too.

Pidginwhisper:
Mr Pasheda- English teacher
Mr Adesanya-English teacher
Mr Fakolade-Economics.
Can’t pick one because these 3 are equal in wickedness. I go surely jam one of dem one day and he must collect.

Dis you attend Government College Ikorodu?

superCleanworks:
It is only in a rat's house u will see bone, spoon, wristwatch, rubber band, tennis ball, old keys, banana, soap, and all the things the rat will never use till it dies.

Africans especially Nigerians steal like rats.

You don go rat house before? How you yske know say you go see bone, spoon and wristwatch for rat house?

[quote author=BePrepared post=107442985]Best comments this far, its our mindset here that is wrong, if we exchange ekuke to Oyinbo the way them go package am, we will still be rushing for the ekuke[/quote

I dey tell you. Ekuke is just underrated.

Hmmm.

OP there is no need for the abortion. I know you are angry but your dog can still give birth to beautiful puppies.
Besides, why do we hate our Nigerian Shepherd Dog (Ekuke). I used to have such sentiments until I discovered they are resistant to sicknesses that will kill the foreign breeds.

Believe me, the Nigerian Shepherd Dog is an underrated breed that has been abused by people. But the breed is damn intelligent. No need for potty training and other things.

I tell you, Ekuke is far intelligent than many foreign dog breeds.

I know the problem is because many Ekukes we see on the road are destitutes that have been despised by their owners. So that is the picture that most of us have about the breed.

By the way, the Fulani breed of the Nigerian Shepherd Dogs are bigger and can grow over 4feet.

Looks like what was caused by electric ant.
I guess she killed an electric ant on her body.

Osheeee!!!

Since when did the Nigerian Air Force turn to Father Christmas? The Air Force PRO should know that the story does not add up.

OP, this your friend na real end time friend. God Almighty kindly separate us from every enemy disguised as friends in Jesus name. Amen!!!

Someone carried a cutlass that was concealed in his bag to a protest ground and you are pontificating. Well done.

Davash222:
So, if you managed to overpower an armed robber trying to rob you of your hard earned savings, you'll still wait for proper investigation to ascertain if he truly wanted to rob?

Obviously, you're in support of robbery.

You dey mind the guy man. I am not in support of Jungle Justice but any armed robber caught in the act should be properly beaten before being handed to the police.

promisedeco:
How could you argue that Lampard was better than almighty Kaka

Everyone has his preference. To some people, JJ Okocha is the greatest player from Africa. Others might argue that Samuel Eto'o is while some postulate that Drogba or George Weah are fit for the title.

Frank is my man any time any day baba. I love Kaka but Frank is still my man.

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Frank Lampard was my childhood idol man.

Midfielder wey dey score goals, bust my small dada then.

I said what I said

Frank is still my football idol ever. He is my ideal midfielder. I used to argue with a dear friend whose football idol is Kaka about who was better between both of them. Frank Lampard AKA Lampidon.

The guy get bullet for leg.

Other notable mentions

Ronaldinho
Ronaldo Delima (My greatest 9) Only Drogba follows him
JJ Okocha
Thierry Henry (Loved his ball control)

The Wildebeest picture is the best in my opinion. The picture is beautiful.

TarOrfeeek:
You cannot serve me Ofe-Akwu with salted, well cooked foreign rice and goat meat; then expect something to remain.



Infact one time my grandmother had to slap sense into me.

When we went to the house of her "enemy" on Easter Sunday. The devilish woman offered me freshly cooked Ofe-Akwu and White Rice with Big Fish.

Imagine my Granny thinking I would say NO.


I just did small sign of the cross, then proceeded to demolish the food in such a way, that my granny was so bitter looking at me.

On the road back to our house, she remove her koi-koi shoe use am reset my brain.

But it was worth it.

Hahahahaha. Walahi this your post sweet well well.

Dear OP,

Don't forget the bible says "...thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife..." Exo 20:17, Deu 5:21.

You can continue if you want to die young.

The choice is yours but I will advise you mind your wife and work on her. The grass is never green on the other side.

RichThugg:
i Wonder why op go enter private suv as taxi

It seems like you haven't been to Abuja. Even Mercedes Benz SUV dey carry passengers for Abuja self. Abuja doesn't have a mass transit scheme as the popular El Rufai buses are no longer functional.

Dear OP,

I take God name beg you. Ignore wetin the bad guys dey tell you. No sleep with a married woman. It dey cause untimely death o.

And avoid fornication too baba. It get why.

God go help you in Jesus mighty name. Amen!!!

ideatoprince18:
There was this particular Aunt that likes calling me Her husband..... I was like 8 or so ..... She would go out and buy something and give to me .... When she cooks she will bring out my own and when I come back from school she would give me like she virtually treated me like a husband.

I use to see a man then visit her but I thought he was her brother until the day my mom took me to attend her wedding ..... I cried ehn ..... I cried like say tomorrow no day .... People were surprised and they were looking at my mum .... My mum had to take me out of the hall and asked me what is that .... I told her that the brother was taking my wife away.... My Mum was surprised but she just told me that after the wedding she will try and see if I could see the Aunty before we go home .

After wedding we waited until the Aunty they were less busy so the Husband and her came outside to greet my Mum. Immediately I saw them, I burst into tears again. I told the Husband that brother u are taking my Wife away .... The man was so surprised that he started laughing even the aunty was surprised and nearly emotional ... The man just carried me and told me that he is not taking her away tht he would bring her back later for me and gave me #50 .

Up till now I still dey find the man

This is hilarious walahi. The man bribe you to steal your wife ba?

socialmediaman:
People hardly want to do any work these days. In those days we would’ve run to JAMB office to ask for a solution, before coming to a public forum for help. She’s about to lose her admission and this is the best she could do so far?

In the olden days, our fore fathers trekked long distances, used cutlasses and hoes for farming and used stones to make fires.

The OP is using a modern and efficient method to solve a challenge. Nairaland has helped many people solve problems in the past and this kind of problem is not an exemption.

33bandit:
Even if there's a case over that phone in time to come ..its something I'll easily pay ..its just a stupid tecno with cracked screen ..tecno pop or whatever they call it

What if the real owner of the phone was kidnapped after you dropped him or her? Don't you think dashing someone the "stupid Tecno with cracked screen" can get the person you dashed implicated?

slim75d:
people are wicked, i swear the tailor that sewed this trouser is an ipob member. He has suceeded in making our dear president look like a motherless kangaroo. Mtceww

Hahahahahah.....


This comment is hilarious.

Amotolongbo:
You are the perfect poster face for the collapse education structure in the country if you don’t know that this question is a practical question meant for the students of that department.

This is simply a very good case study question to test the students comparative mental skill and knowledge. And as a faculty of arts students. They are expected to be aware of public activities and figures. Only if they don’t want to practice in the field

This is the department of English and Literature, faculty of Art for goodness sake. Obviously there is a novel which has a Cubana-like character which is part of the books recommended to them for the course.

Your response is apt and perfect.

I see nothing wrong in the questions asked. Such questions test the IQ of students to know how they can compare the various characters and apply the lessons learnt.

There are no right or wrong answers in such questions however, the students must be able to convince the examiners with their submissions and postulations.

I enjoyed answering such questions during my university days.

hedonido:
Story. Don't be ignorant. Most of the top surviving banks, the MDs of same set with him, are richer than him. Access (AIG), UBA (Tony), Zenith (Jim), etc. All of them were into same mago mago shit. These guys would surely have 100s of billions compared to Atuche's 'peanuts'.

Trust me, Bank PHB, Oceanic, Intercontinental, etc wouldn't have crashed anything. Their CEOs were just dealt with because they weren't padi padi with the powers that be, or they stepped on toes, or transgressed in high places.

Pure truth. I still can't decipher how Access acquired Intercontinental Bank. Intercontinental was far bigger than Access.

Sanusi just dealt with Erastus Akingbola and Cecelia Ibru.

Modrov:
Well if Nigerians are willing to pay , why has total removal of subsidy been opposed since 1993 when it was first proposed?

The refineries do not work because when you sell petrol below the cost of its production, there is no money for upgrades and other stuff

Plus since NNPC staff still get their salaries paid ( their salary does not depend on the profits or loss of the NNPC; they are treated as highly paid civil servants) there is no incentive to keep things working.

Between those two reasons, that's why the refineries failed over two th three decades.

The truth is Nigerian oil magnates are just ok with getting rent from the IOC. The people profiting from the malady in the oil industry do not want it to work.

And they will fight for the status quo to remain. The common wealth of the nation is in their hands.

Modrov:
We cannot have functional refinereis because Nigerians want to buy fuel below its cost of production per liter...and want government to pay a subsidy that does not adequately cover the resulting loss to the petroleum industry

It is for that same reason that we have 20 inactive licenses for refineries in Nigeria because no private investor wants to come and refine and sell fuel at a loss. It is also the reason why NNPC refineries went bust in the first place.

FYI, Nigerians are willing to pay for services rendered to them.

We once had functional refineries in the olden days but pilfering by the political class made all the refineries to die.

Nigerians are willing to pay for services.

I wonder why our leaders do not know that our inability to refine oil for domestic consumption can lead to a serious national crisis.

The Corona virus pandemic made serious countries to take self sufficiency in all matters seriously. But our darling leaders are just looking for ways to loot.

It is a big shame.

Imagine if Nigeria had functional refineries. At least, we will be the one's supplying Benin Republic petroleum products. And this will make the Naira valuable.

This government is that of

1. "...We will soon..."
2. "...We shall..."
3. "...I assure you..."

There is nothing like we have done in their vocabulary. And to believe that they promised so much and have delivered very little.