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aboyaji: grabs her by the head, places it under my legs, pooooouuuund her, poooouund her, until she realises what i passed through in life.

Ameerasexy: Shez tha' female version of Lucky Dube

Prowizy2: She's beautiful, but her kitty might be smelly

constance500: Are u inane?

Leetunechi: No insalt


1. STRETCHMARK

liteskin girls tends to av lot of stretchmark..nd dem dey show wella .check dia bööby and yansh armpit well..omo na dia be dia dwellin zone.. Nor be say black gehs nor get oh but lite skin girls na huge turnoff for we guys

2. flat chest

u tink say na lie??..check all dis fair girls wey dey ur area wella.u go notice say dem nor get bOöby.even if dem get at all..e go belike onions .chek ur nollywood sistas..u go no wot am talkin bout

3.they are not curvicious

have u seen d likes of toolz nd omosexy?.just to name a few..liteskin girls are noot curviscious!!!. Dia ukwu look like fry pan omotola is nt dark na

4.theomy uses pancake alot
Is omotola
YES!
De on pancake jst to keep dia skin alive.face go yellow wel wel..oda part go dey brown.. It is not good

5.they are ugly

lastly..dey ug lee.i say dem wor wor .na jst dey fairness dey help dem.as dem dey advance na so dem dey ugly dey go..wrinkle wrinkle go full dia body.u neva hear pesi say.

Dat geh ug lee oh ..she get luck say she fair..u neva hear am

I dey vex

i rest my case


#teamblackisbeautiful#

xynerise: So you go on smelling all the ladies' underwears?

valmunich: Oh snap! I marvel at topics people do create some times. Attention Kor, at ease ni

lrguru: I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condomms, looked at them curiously for a while
wondering how on earth I could use them. The
lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a
condomm? Do you know how to put it on?''
l blushed said,"No!"
The lady took one condomm and opened it and
wore it on her thumb as an example. '' This is
how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man. She noticed how shy
and confused I was."You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly. "Have you ever had sexx?"
l said, "No!"
Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind
the counter, opened the door leading to the
back-rooms and invited me in. She quickly
locked the door, told me to hurry up coz "..we
don't have time!"
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs, and lay her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just
like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me
close, and oh yes there I was right deep inside
her wet sweet flesh. But Oh My God no, in just
10 seconds inside it was just too much and I
came tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora
inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the
condomm on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
I showed her.
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENI.S not on your THUMB, you
dummy!'' Now she is 8months pregnant and I
dont know wat to do.

Eyepencil: Two of you should stop fornicating wit dat ur small prick