₦airaland Forum

No be "all" of them be "evil"!

But many of them "wicked" well well!

Laudable development; but I feel it is "long over-due"!

We still need a fly-over bridge around ikate/jakande area so as to help free the expressway!

For those of us "willing to help", there is "abundant blessing"!

For those who "refuse" to help, their "reward" awaits them!

Learn to "redeem" your "karma" when the "opportunity" arises!

Shalom!!

He still has mouth to talk?!

Shameless man!

The last time I checked, human beings are NOT animals!

Shalom!

I hardly watch club league football, but I love watching Super Eagles game whenever they play in any competition!

Is that okay by you??

Dammiesugar:
Any matured guy that stays in Lagos preferably Island who's willing to hangout on Val day should contact me via my email. No negative mindset pls.

Cool!

Which area of the island are you? I stay around the island as well!

The girl set wella!

Nice! Just that you're outside my present location which is Lagos!

But I have "strong links" within Benin, Ph and Abuja as well!

Happy search!

Women can be nice! No doubt!!

But they are also the "most wicked/confused beings" living!

Some can be "extremely heartless" in the "guise" of "playing hard to get"; especially here in Nigeria!

Please I beg you, do not quote my post!

Thank you!

Hahahaha!

It is funny but this is a "serious allegation" o!

StOla:
Buhari is right, except of course we have only teenagers alive in Nigeria who do not remember the glory days of the Nigerian Naira.
What most know about the Naira is that you convert a little dollars or pounds to Naira and it becomes a large amount.

Ignorance is truly a disease and Nigerians have no memory at all.

May you live long in Jesus Mighty Name (Amen)!

Bar man, abeg give this bros one bottle of hennessy vsop! He too sabi!

Armed robber in uniform! What a pity!

They are found in every "regimented" profession! In the military; the para-miltary and even in the intelligence unit!

But they are mostly found within the officers and men of the Nigerian Police Force!

Quite unfortunate!

Dem don pump her well well for real life!

All this getting pregnant for dream na wash!

Even Mary got pregnant in "real life" after being "pumped" and NEVER in the dream as billions of people are "erroneously" made to believe today! It is a "Law" of THE MOST HIGH! - (you must have sex physically [not in the dream] to procreate)!

Please I beg you, do not quote my post!

Thank you!

Women!!!

I have a similar situation at hand as well!

Please, ignore her completely!!

With all "sincerity" and "objectivity", Jonathan Goodluck was a "disaster" to every "reasonable and well-meaning" Nigerian!

If he had won second term, Nigeria would have gone into "extinction"!!!

Arase is a professional police officer!

Our policemen also need urgent "reforms" and "re-orientation"!

May GOD forbid bad thing forever and ever (Amen)!

Story for the gods!

Hehehe! The hustle has paid!

Poverty mentality!

Everytime, random persons (all in the name of blogging) keep posting clips/pictures of places located "outside" Nigeria and they "claim" that these places are in Nigeria!

Even the "so called soldiers" shown in this video do not look like Nigerians!

What surprises me most is that quite often, these posts hit "frontpage" without proper "vetting"!!

Very nice one!

Whenever I cook ogbolo/ogbono soup, I dey like squeeze small bitter leave put inside!

Come take confirm pounded yam lem the soup!

Wonderful meal, I tell you!

These f00lish polithiefcians should stop using delicate matters such as "national security and defence" to play "senseless politics"!

Who are these idi0ts trying to fool??

Themselves I guess!!

It would only make sense as long as "false information" are not posted in such a "very sensitive section"!

And of course, it should be "Defence/National Security Section" so as to carry "Para-military/police" along, just incase such a "Section" ever sees the light of day!

Don't mind them!

That is their "wish" but it would never come true!

Dem just no wan see anything Naija for world map! Lol....yeye people!

Dambastar.d is a "beast"! We know him very well!

He was the main "mastermind" behind the "debacle" which led to the "withdrawal" of Presidential Body Guards (close body) from the Villa and replacing them with Soldiers (whose duty do NOT belong to close body vip protection at that very sensitive level) using his "puppet" who ironically is the present ADC to President Buhari as well as his "personal closeness" to Buhari!

That same period as described above, he was boasting that he would be made NSA but GOD did NOT allow him occupy that very "sensitive position" because Dambastar.d would have made a complete mess of our "National Security" with the kind of "beastly" human being that he is; coupled with his "hatred" for DSS which happen to be a major component of ONSA.

I'm happy that Nigerians have seen with their "eyes open" the kind of "political class" they so much "revere"; and who ironically don't even give a "hoot" about them!

Good morning!

Clefcentfelix:
The Thing at Dambazau’s Feet is You!

By Pius Adesanmi

Nigerian, you have by now seen a viral video of Nigeria’s interior Minister, Abdulrahman Dambazau, turning “a DSS officer” into a sobata during a public function. If you do not know who or what a sobata is, it means you are too young and you came to adulthood on Facebook and Twitter. Sobata was the ambulant Ghanaian shoemaker, shoe repairer, or shoe shiner who took care of my “back to school” bata shoes during my primary and secondary school days. If you were an ajebutter whose hand writing was cursive, you called those shoes “cortiner”. A Ghanaian sobata is a significant element in the social history of Nigeria in the 1970s and the 1980s.
The dust of Kaduna was unfriendly to Dambazau’s loafers. He sits down and the world is treated to yet another tragic spectacle of the dehumanization of a Nigerian citizen by a member of Nigeria’s contemptible power elite. “The DSS officer” cleans one shoe, Dambazau stretches his second leg for the same cleaning operation to be performed on his second shoe. He does not spare even a glance for the “thing” bent at his feet, cleaning his shoe.
That thing at Dambazau’s feet, that thing wiping Dambazau’s shoes to a mirror shine in full public glare, has an identity. That thing is called the Nigerian citizen. Unfortunately, that is the only part of this sordid affair that has transcendental validity: the fact that the Nigerian is a thing, an inconsequential thing in the presence of the men and women of power we generally throw into the patriarchal category of the “big man” in Nigeria.
The dehumanizing power of this Nigerian big man was made evident when the mere evocation of his existence by a junior officer on national TV led to Nigeria’s most celebrated assault on cyber language: dawbliyu dawbliyu dawbliyu sneeze dot sneeze dot NSCDC dot sneeze dot dazzol.
To evoke the existence of your Oga at the top in Nigeria is to lose the capacity for speech and coherence and that is the first step to becoming a thing cleaning his or her shoes in public.
It bears repeating: the fact that the Nigerian is a thing thingified by Oga at the top is the only certain aspect of the Dambazau scenario. After this fact, every other thing is sadly and tragically…Nigerian!
Let me explain. You would have noticed that I am putting “DSS officer” in quote when describing the thing wiping Dambazau’s shoes. I am doing that because this is Nigeria. And the first thing to learn about Nigeria is that illegality, abnormality, or illogicality is never an only child. Nigeria is not one to sire illogicality in isolation. Illogicality is always born as one of quintuplets or sextuplets in Nigeria.
For instance, everyone thinks they see a DSS officer because the thing in suit wiping Dambazau’s shoes has a revolver bulging from his side pocket. But nothing confirms that the thing is a DSS officer. This is Nigeria. Any range of illegalities is possible.
He could be a DSS officer indeed.
He could be a police officer not in uniform
He could be an overzealous Dambazau aide carrying that weapon illegally.
He could be Dambazzau’s brother in-law carrying that weapon illegally.
He could be the nephew of Dambazau’s cousin’s uncle carrying that weapon illegally.
Whoever, sorry, whatever that thing is, it has opened our eyes to the trouble with you, Nigerian. We already know the trouble with Dambazau and his ilk – the Nigerian big man. It is true that Dambazau and people like him are arrogant jackasses. Their psychology is atrocious. They treat Nigerians like shit; their wives treat Nigerians like dung; their girlfriends, concubines, and assorted pre-pubescent mistresses treat Nigerians like garbage.
We know all of that already. What you often do not admit is that Dambazau’s psychology of dehumanization is a function of your own psychology of self-abnegation. I have been laughing bitterly since I first encountered mass reactions to Dambazau’s savagery.
My first point of contact with it was on the wall of a brother who is a close aide to Ekitigate Governor, Ayo Fayose. Supremely blind to the irony of it all, this aide takes umbrage at the situation and condemns the sordid spectacle. An aide, who would gladly wipe Fayose’s anus in public, is condemning another aide for wiping the shoe of his principal in public? Which Nigerian serving a man of power as a political aide would consider such tasks undignifying and beyond the call of duty?
That Nigerian wiping Dambazau’s shoes is you. That is how you, Nigerian, behave in the presence of your men and women of power. Obscene self-nullification because of your men of power is second nature to you. Given the chance to wipe Dambazau’s shoes, practically all of you forming indignation in public will do it to gain access to “those who matter”. This is self-abnegation beyond compare.
More than our struggle against corruption, the most daunting struggle we have is the struggle to restore the human dignity of the Nigerian – with the said Nigerian in the driver’s seat of that process. You cannot restore human dignity to a man whose every instinct is to dehumanize himself in the presence of the big man. You cannot restore human dignity to a woman whose every instinct is to dehumanize herself in the presence of the big man.
If you have ever been in the company of a Governor, of a Minister, of Senator, etc, and see what Nigerians reduce themselves to – no matter how humble and humane the said man of power is – you will understand what I am talking about. I wince in pain all the time in such situations – to see what my countrymen and women reduce themselves to in the presence of His or Her Excellency.
The day I left Ake Festival, I couldn’t wait for Lola Shoneyin’s arrangements to get me to Lagos. I was in a hurry. I had appointments in Lagos before catching my flight back to Ottawa. Lola had wanted me to remain in Abeokuta to help her host a certain mutual friend who was on his way to Ake from Kaduna that day. I had other plans for Lagos.
As I tried to make arrangements to get to Lagos behind Lola’s back, my friend, Kadaria Ahmed, and I spoke back and forth about my trip to Lagos. Then Kadaria had a bright idea: “why don’t you kuku just wait and hitch a ride to Lagos with your friend?” I thought about it and we phoned “my friend’s” protocol people to let them know that I’d be hitching a ride back to Lagos with him. Arrangement concluded.
Then I thought about all I needed to do in Lagos and decided I couldn’t wait for “my friend” to finish his own session at Ake. I told Professor Rem Raj and Remy Binte Oge to drive me to the motor park in Abeokuta where I chartered a car to take me to Lagos.
I had just shunned a free ride to Lagos in the car of a Nigerian state Governor because our schedules were incompatible that day. When I got to Lagos and told the folks I had rushed to meet that I couldn’t afford to wait for the Governor’s lift because of the things we had to do, they all looked at me in horror, convinced that I needed urgent intervention by the combined deliverance offices of Pastors Enoch Adeboye, David Oyedepo, T.B. Joshua, and Chris Oyakhilome.
When he finally caught his breath, one of the friends I had rushed to meet – I had given them an airport appointment – screamed, “Pius I’ve always known that you’re crazy but I didn’t know that you crossed the market already! What is so important about us that you couldn’t wait for the ride of a state Governor? In Nigeria? Ori ogbeni yi ti daru o!” The consensus was that I would have served them better by “connecting them” than rushing to Lagos for my appointment with them.
I didn’t know where to start. I didn’t know how to start telling them that a state Governor’s human dignity is not more equal than their own human dignity. In fact, to the extent that they occupy the office of citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, they should consider their time more precious than the time of the public servant whose ride I did not wait to take. Do you think that if given the chance, those guys would not wipe Dambazau’s shoes in public?
I thought I was alone in this business of believing that my time as an ordinary citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is more important than the time of those elected to serve me as public servants; I thought I was alone in believing that President Buhari’s human dignity is not more equal than Forganaisa Lamidi’s human dignity; I thought I was alone in thinking that Forganaisa Lamidi should not be driven off the roadside just because President Buhari is in the neighbourhood until I encountered the ultimate teachable moment in the action of Citizen Tope Fasua.
Citizen Tope Fasua is a Nigerian patriot after my heart. I have been working with him on the pan-Nigerian project for a very long time. He is an exemplary citizen. Like many who supported President Buhari’s election, he also got an invitation to the dinner party that was said to have been organized by folks close to Mrs Aisha Buhari to thank social media supporters of her husband.
When citizen Tope Fasua got to the designated pick-off venue where invitees had been instructed to assemble for the bus trip to the Villa, he discovered, as usual, that the Nigerian state had made arrangements that were beneath the dignity of a citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Because of the Nigerian government’s irredeemable culture of contempt for the Nigerian citizen, they had provided only one bus to ferry the invitees, all important ordinary Nigerians, to the Villa. Tope would have none of that treatment – not even from the Presidency. He exchanged banter with those waiting for the single bus and drove away. In his account of this incident, Tope Fasua also indicated that he had very important things to do.
My admiration of this Nigerian shot through the roof. At every instance of your contact with power, you must always remember that your dignity is paramount. You human dignity as citizen is the number one reason Nigeria exists.
If the Villa can get away with it, she will ask hundreds of you to gather at a point and send just one bus several hours late to fetch you. That is the nature of power. You have to insist on your dignity so that she behaves better.
If Dambazau can get away with it, you will always clean his shoes. Let’s face it, one aide or a handful of aides will never be able to confront Dambazau and tell him to his face that he is the jackass I believe he is. He is probably using his domestic staff for duties that could make him a candidate for The Hague – violating their dignity and human rights. They will never be able to confront him.
Only a mass culture of hostility to their psychology of dehumanization will make the Dambazaus of this world wake up and smell the coffee. We have to grow such a mass culture in our daily encounters with the actors of the Nigerian state.
You and I know that Dambazau should be sacked from President Buhari’s cabinet immediately for that scandalous video. But you and I also know that no Nigerian Presidency has ever respected the Nigerian people enough to act on things like this unless it becomes a national scandal they can no longer ignore.
You and I know that Dambazau and the Villa will ignore this video for as long as they are able to ignore it.
Nigerian, the path to your dignity starts with making this issue impossible for President Buhari and Dambazau to ignore.
Until Dambazau is sacked, you, Nigerian, are the thing beneath his feet.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153518700941715&id=602736714

Wonderful write-up as well as an "urgent wake-up call"!

meforyou1:
how's he misguided? U are d misguided one here. Here's an eye witness narrating the story live, but you prefer war-criminal awolowo's inclined authors version. People that were not even born then when the Igbo genocide of 1967 occurred

Which kind stvpid "eye witness" wey dey spew trash!!

Abeg leave trash for lawma!

Histrings08:
..... Were u alive then? He's an old man wif a 1st hand info bout wat took place in 1966.. All u read was a report that's bn doctored by some people... Smh for u

Smh for you too!

You are the "misguided" individual on this issue!

Oga Tanko, you can lie o!

That coup was never "nationalistic" in outlook!

It was the "exemption" of a particular ethnic group and the "targeted killings" of other ethnic nationalties that blew everything out of proportion!

Whichever HE gives first, he or she is gladly welcome!

You don't have control over which comes first, my good friend!

HE knows how many he wants to give you even before you were born into this earthlife!

There is a reason for everything and nothing in life is a "mistake"!

Shalom!