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tintingz:
This was a very long time thread i created when am still active in Islam section.

Thanks for this. I had to go dig out few of ur post I stumbled upon to b sure I wasn't hallucinating.

The way they view such post without a single pim deserves to be imitated.lolz

Habeyy:
To sum up what d op write....its like saying am looking for sexy,religious,buttylicious ,God fearing,educated,nice job,rich family mad ass curve,good accent ,good voice,knows d bible fro head,can twerk ,can speak in tongue ...guys stop fooling ursef,,,quote me if am wrong...dere is nothing like complete package on earth,what d op wrote was d bane of our thought while still an undergraduate ...no single girl will ever have what u wrote,marriage has little or nothing to d with ur write up (ask true christians) will I live my wife that has 95 % good modest and better character because she no get yansh,or because she 's a little bit over my shoulders. ...all this are d trait u look for in a girl fend and not in a wife. ..I pray when u get dere you will know how to cross the river...when it comes to wife issues,...u choose base on ur need more than ur want...peace out

This is the deal.

Someone said if you weren't in Minna for IBB's daughter's wedding, you are just a tenant in Nigeria.
The landlords gathered to wine and dine.
Someone complained about the number of private jets flown into the city as the Abuja-Minna road isn't motorable. Another one argued it doesn't matter. It was a class thing and it is rare seeing a JSS1 boy play ludo with someone writing UTME.
Someone also wondered why suicide bombers ignored these enemies of Nigeria and decided to attack University of Maiduguri, a citadel of learning where dreams are being built and nurtured.
Someone somewhere close to the wedding venue said he strained his eyes looking for the leaking PDP umbrella and the tiny APC broom yesterday and had to go home disappointed when he saw all of them hugging and smiling without talking about their parties.
Someone faraway in Abeokuta decided to analyze their sitting positions and nearly ended up in the hospital. His blood pressure rose.
Another one, a popular PDP apologist in Enugu, broke down in tears yesterday. He saw 'Bola Tinubu, the man behind his hero's political and electoral fate who still lambasted him days ago in Lagos, seated beside Goodluck Jonathan smiling sheepishly to the cameras.
Someone, an unrepentant APC loyalist, saw Ali Modu Sheriff and Ahmed Markafi stand together. He had always prayed for the total collapse of PDP. He couldn't eat yesternight anyway.
Someone watched Channels Television news and saw Governor Ganduje and his sworn enemy Kwankwaso seated inches apart. He is still praying to God to wake him from his nightmare.
Another one made sure he followed the news on radio waiting for any divisive religious matter to be raised only to hear voices of Bukola Saraki, a muslim, and Yakubu Dogara, a christian, screaming for those expensive wines. He is still changing stations with hopes.
Someone checked online media outlets yesternight and saw pictures of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Igbos all under one roof with their different tribal wears. There was no tribal statement. No tribal war. He broke the screen of his phone.
Here we are.
Continue defending these people who have divided you along religious, ethnic and tribal lines.
Continue witth your gullibilty.
Continue with your nonsense.
What we need is just your brain. Don't bother asking us why.
I HOPE U ARE HAVING A LOVELY DAY.
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Even inside darkness, person nor dey mistakenly put eba for nose.

Position : Chief Pretending Officer of Kano State. Job satisfaction Rating : 100%

FlirtyKaren:
Nigeria's Minister for Information, Lai Mohammed, has congratulated world's new heavyweight boxing champion, Anthony Joshua, for defeating Ukrainian boxing star, Wladimir Klitschko, in last weekend match.

In a congratulatory message Tuesday, Mohammed said government was particularly disposed to the idea of hosting the Nigerian-born British heavyweight king, since he has said he is looking forward to giving something back to the country, according to News Agency of Nigeria.

Lai who quoted Joshua who is proud of his Nigerian heritage, said;

''My heart is in Nigeria, My heart is in Britain. I am a Nigerian man by blood, yes,'' the Minister quoted Joshua as saying in a recent interview, during which he also listed the secret of his success as pounded yam, eba and egusi - all Nigerian cuisine.

The Minister, who drew serious flak for his jollof rice goof recently, further hailed Joshua for his humility and undying spirit by coming off the canvas, after he was knocked down by Klitschko in the sixth round to win by a Technical Knock Out in the 11th round of the rip-roaring fight.

The Ogun State-born pugilist stunned the world on Saturday when he defeated Ukranian Wladimir Klitschko to become the unified Heavyweight Champion in front of a record 90,000 spectators at London’s Wembley Stadium.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/lai-mohammed-congratulates-anthony.html

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Direct thunder from Zeus wey go fire that "invite" still dey use mount everest do press-up before e start proper with planet Jupiter. "ivert" kee una. Nasense!!

erico2k2:
Yeh true, how about that one that syas an attack on BH is an attack on the NorthI bet U forgot that too aint yah

No bro. Don't b too quick at displaying thought akin to this. Oh! You think I am in for all this show of shame in support for politicians? If I have my way, probably few Nigeria politicians would be left off the gallow. I beg open and shine your eyes wella, dem no get una time.
My brother, no politician worth ur support irrespective of party, religion or tribal appearance. They are all bunch of thieves, rogues and most callous animals you can find around. This is only an advice. Get like minds of sound leadership qualities and rise to make the difference not coming here to defend fools.

Internet hardly forget.

sirpharrell:
So an APC top man will go and hide money in a building owned by a PDP CHIEFTAIN and whose occupants are mainly PDP people? And the campaign materials clearly seen in the video are those of the APC? Those responsible for your mis-education should be the ones to bear the brunt so stop unleashing it on the innocent public.

" Those responsible for your mis-education should be the ones to bear the brunt so stop unleashing it on the innocent public." How are dey responsible for his lacks? They looted what would have helped him bettered his then, now and time to come hence, senseless defense of impunity and sheer display on nothingness. Hope I am right sir?
Politicians knows how to settle their differences. No party, religion or tribal divide when time invites them to the sharing table where our common wealth are being shared while those who they are suppose to represent hurriedly pays hunger with sleep with hope of uncertain tomorrow but, even with their frail and soul deeply bleeding with pains , they speedily jump into any available means to defend the very same pigs who littered their now and then with failures and hopelessness.
No politician what your defense. Nigeria youth open your eyes, rise up and take control of your future before it's too late.

I need a confirm le cule fan to assist me with the pix of Lionel Andrew Messi's last goal jubilation.
It is the perfect one ever!

priceaction:
Deji Adeyanju might be right anyway, even he implicated fkk, but that parrot kept accusing ameachi of owning the money. I just dont understand this country. I just dont understand. people or better still kids that are yet to eat this morning and dont even know where the meal will comes from, will still come and defend the so called stealing is not corruption.

Many of their relatives and parents at home worked for government agencies and are yet to get their retirement benefits or gratuity and may not get it until they pass away.

This is the kind of money that suppose do many changes in average families being denied of good things. Yet they will still hail fayose, fkk, ameachi and the so called big rogues that lives like a king and even make their children lords over them enjoying life to the fullness abroad. Part of those who lives in the so called ikoyi pent house is, Leo Stan son, aged 24 or even less, the guy owns yudala stores affiliated to his fathers company , zinox computers. He is balling among big wigs. You are here sorting for likes at 35 years with useless comments. Keep on, it will soon clear for your eyes.
As long as nigeria is still one, if we dont support fighting corruption in anyway, no matter how soon or long it is, it will collapse this country one day, and the results will be disastrous. But you know what, majority here have no where to run to, and the collision will land on everybody's head.

"Part of those who lives in the so called ikoyi pent house is, Leo Stan son, aged 24 or even less, the guy owns yudala stores affiliated to his fathers company , zinox computers. He is balling among big wigs. You are here sorting for likes at 35 years with useless comments. Keep on, it will soon clear for your eyes." U over make sense hia. Dem get sense? Dem nor get. Both old n young defending the few who twisted their future n watch dem remain in world of hopelessness and continuous progression in error. In future time,if no b dem, na dia pickin go b errand boy to dos looters children. Make una continue to dey defend thieves because of political party, religion n tribe. Na small time remain.

jamislaw:
things are getting out of hand.

You mean...?

No matter how long it takes, truth shall always prevail. I never knew Efe is my very close cousin.
Enemies of progress will start hating now.

POLITICAL JUMPOLOGY.

jumpandpas:
It is not true only that the movement of God is too much in that Church even armed robbers and ritualists are scared sighting you in Chosen Aprons and if they confront you and you declare that you are a Chosen, they become weak and let you go. But remain faithful (righteousness) and don't be a compromising Chosen. Safety is of the Lord.

Akikaah!

Y are Nigeria politicians kps reminding us of HOW STUPID, USELESS AND SENSELESS THEY ARE?
Youth pls forget party divide, rise up and take control of your future from those old pigs who have no plans for u.


Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State, has hailed the emergence of former governor of Borno State, Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as the National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), calling on all members and supporters of the party to support the new chairman.

Governor Fayose, who spoke through his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, said the choice of Senator Ali Modu Sheriff was in the best interest of the party.

He said; “I have always defended the party even at the risk of my position, personal security and comfort. I have always stood for the truth, and I cannot now be part of any decision that won’t represent the party well.

“I supported the processes that led to the emergence of Ali Modu Sheriff because I believe in him and for those who may be aggrieved for one reason or the other; I plead that they should sheath their swords in the overall interest of our party.

“Most importantly, the reality that we must all face is that we are in a peculiar situation and such a situation deserves a peculiar approach.
“What the party leaders have done therefore is to tackle the present situation in our party with the most appropriate solution and we must all stand by Senator Ali Modu Sheriff, who is our present solution to our present situation.”

Speaking further, Governor Fayose said, “the All Progressives Congress (APC) knows Senator Ali Modu Sheriff’s capacity in terms of political
network, being a three term senator and two term governor, and must be afraid that with such a person as the PDP Chairman, their regime of
lies will be over soon.”

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/fayose-hails-ali-modu-sheriffs-emergence-as-pdp-chairman-urges-support-for-him/

I warn papa clement make he draw clement come "Night of spiritual slap" he say " clement nor get ear problem" but c am now, dem don get clement. E nor finish?

Still waiting for who comes fifth after dos Kenya guys don reach dia country with cash n medals

pcei:
jealous muslim spotted, hug transformer so dat u'll go meet ur seven virgins

Leave Muslim out of ur show n do better by educating the public on the benefit of the DNA to the Igbo race... by so doing , dos who are not in the know, would be glad to av added one gud knowledge to dia knowledge base. It can't always be a robotic response.

The very known two of dem wey b woman wrapper don reach dia mama door step. Na to win 25m n SUV inside dream. A lesson to learn n u fit even add Samson for inside Bible own join am.

Nigeria politicians are all thieves, vampires and extremely callous set of entities. When will our youth learn to love demselves more than these rogues? You come online, kp pilling up numbers of enemies made as a result of party n tribal divide for nuisance who barely know of your existence.
Jonathan and his gangs of thieves looted ur future to d last pick and all could do with ur empty head is to come hia n tag him ur hero. Under buhari's anti-curruption nose, his aid are stealing states fund, confusion n policy somersault have become our daily share n again u fight n argue over men who have taken to run ur lives and future as a business center. Leaders of tomorrow my big foot!

@op. womah kee u. Womah lapper. Nasense. Lolz

infofta:
All muslims are not terrorists but all terrorists are muslims.

Coming out to make comment because it is generally been said with out personal effort to know more isn't a thing to be aligned with. Go for more findings n free yourself from obvious knowledge gap.

SalamRushdie:
So you are free to support ur religion blindly yet I am not..I vowed this yeah to become very pro Christian and I have no apologies for that ..it doenst stop me from developing myself , anywhere i have the opportunity to defend my faith and its adherents I will

That is my take up there. Ur inability to understand isn't my fault. Peace!

solasoulmusic:
it's not about being a fool you can't call for killing from the pulpit. Preach Love and turn the other cheek and report to authorities

As a nation it is shameful trying to fight violence with more violence when you can simply lodge a formal complain civicly and in his case stroll to the office or write a letter

It is sad that because of social media what we have are online thugs inciting war oblivious that it's the same civil war that landed our nation in the state we are in

Am proud we still have youth who reason well. What is wrong is wrong. I appreciate your take.

SalamRushdie:
Any Christian supportin the DSS against Suleman is a fool

Any Christians not supporting pastor kings is a slow poke. Y don't you just go do things that would help make you a better person than you are. Such comments by Sulaiman are more than capable of causing chaos. B it an imam, emir, sultan, pop, pastor, reverend or daddy who makes provocative statement should be dealt with in accordance with the law . Free ursef from religious and tribal bigotry. It has never helped any.

MVLOX:
Not really cha .... I just nid settle down wen I wan give dis babe my words.... Dis na morning and I still dey do some washing, cleaning and cooking... So its best to really take my time in responding to dis babe.... But 1sr tins 1st its obvious say did type no nid satisfaction... All she nids is wat will fill d void or well I am suspecting she has for a v*****a..... Dat is why I will recommend that man dat has 18inches dick for her. Am sure na dat man be the miracle she don dey ask god for all dis year.... I will still be back cha... lol

It gets to a point in a man's life where sex isn't up to the number 20th agenda but workable ideas and encouragement...now u ask ursef how advantageous is her presence in the schemes of tins ?

Those who celebrated his victory should v a place reserved for their "soon to be deported bLother" who has over time, been the bLead willer of the family. Trump is for AmeLica and for AmeLicans alone and he is living up to that.

ReubenE:
Hmmm...
These ladies want some guys to develop low self esteem

My brother, any guy who develops low self esteem because of a lady who is equally low in esteem, doing everything possible to be out of it, need to have his brain checked. The question is: what else do dey have to offer apart from sex?

MVLOX:
I will be back for dis lady

U wan go import antiaircraft bombs and ballistic missiles? Lolz

And those who decamped from other parties to PDP are belly filled and philanthropist.
My concern is only centered on shameless youth who kps gathering enemies because of stupid and big babies parading demselves as politicians b it APC or PDP.