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.... and it has just happened to Africa again.
I tire o!

Those Tunisia players deserves to be beating with horse wipe.

What nonsense!

They understood how vulnerable they are with area ball and they kept conceding needles corner kicks.

No single area ball was won, be it from free kicks or corner kicks.

What a display of tactical deficiency.

I still cannot understand the problem bedeviling Africa.

Neymar trying to be d VAR i think but, it's not his role. He's got some other duties to attend to.

Omo mehn! That guy wey dey run commentary dey binu oo

The ' Angle 180 degree' man is at it again.

While their mates were busy training day n night, under the sun and even in the rain, they were busy showcasing asebi styles.

Question and answer day don finally come.

Nasense!


Lemi call a Akpan (a regular jamb candidate) to start preparing his mind for my potential ordering of Casio Calculator.

It's 1-1
I hope awa asebi boiz are watching.

Come on Argentina!
For the love of that man!
1 o'clock.
Thanks Kun!

He who has "no" problem is a problem to some.
We all leave with one or two problems.

Hian!

Dos oyinbo nor go let person drink water keep cup before dem begin make our post laff?

ollah2:
It's good to engage them. These religious and ethnic difference is eating us little by little. It's a ticking time bomb awaiting explosion, it's starts online then you begin showing the attitude offline. There are gullible readers who believes people like him him, line and sinker. Bad news trend faster and people then to believe and listen to it more

I understand you brother.

Salam!

ollah2:
When and where did Muslims attack and kill Christians?

Kindly let him exhaust his hyperactive youthful mental strength.
He would someday outgrow this and make fun of himself.
Nairaland is no longer the Nairaland of past years you know?

An activist, Ogedi Ogu, has asked a Lagos High Court Igbosere, to order Oxford University Press to pay N10 million as damages, over alleged wrong word definition.


Mr Ogu, counsel representing a claimant, Emmanuel Ofoegbu, urged the court to direct Oxford to ensure that all dictionaries published by them, includes a caveat which states that:
“The dictionaries are made available as a reference tool only, and that anyone who relies on definition of words in their dictionary as an alternative to seeking independent legal or financial advice, does so at his own risk.”
Joined in the suit as first defendant is the University of Oxford while Oxford University Press is sued as second defendant.


In the statement of claim, the claimant said that English is not his mother tongue, adding that the first defendant is reputed to be an authority in English language.
He argued that a great majority of people around the world rely on its definition of English words.


According to him, in 2005 and 2006, he purchased the Oxford Mini reference Dictionary, and the Oxford English Mini Dictionary respectively, published by the second defendant.


He said that in the dictionaries, the word “Mortgagee’’ is defined as the Borrower in a Mortgage transaction, while “Mortgagor’’ is defined as the Lender.


He said that he had relied on this definition and during one of his legal advice to a professional colleague he had boldly stated that a Mortgagee is a borrower while a Mortgagor is a lender as extracted from the authority of the Oxford Dictionaries.


According to him, his professional colleagues then drew his attention to the correct position in many other dictionaries apart from Oxford, which defines the word Mortgagee to be the Lender and Mortgagor to be the borrower.


He said that he was thoroughly embarrassed and has since then suffered loss of professional esteem, as his colleagues had stopped asking for his opinion or advice on any legal issue.
The claimant said that on November 4, 2016, he instructed his lawyers to issue a notice to the defendants, of his intention to institute action to seek redress against them, for the wrong definition.


He said that on November 30, 2016, the defendants replied his letter signed by its legal Director, admitting the wrong definition complained of, but refused to accept any liability and added as follows:
“Our dictionaries are made available as a reference tool only; they are never held out by OUP as being an alternative to seeking independent legal or financial advice, and we cannot take responsibility for an individual’s decision to use them as such.”


The claimant therefore, argued that the loss of his professional esteem was occasioned by the defendant’s negligence and therefore, claimed the sum of N10 million in damages against the defendants.


The claimant also sought a court’s order, directing the defendants to ensure that all dictionaries published by them, have a caveat warning readers that they are only available as reference tools, and that anyone who relies on them as an alternative to seeking legal or financial advice, does so at his risk.


The new suit is labelled Temp/36433/2018, and no date has been fixed for hearing.


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/267662-nigerian-sues-oxford-university-over-wrong-dictionary-definition.html

... and the "unbeaten" continues.

Messi's look alike.

OSU don peaceful now. Na awon omo indomie dey dia now.
Life for OSU after 2010 na flexing.

Olopo meta, Olopo merin, aiye gbami, ijesa road, town hall, anchor villa, igan road, garage, lambo lambo, konigba, oru junction, oke agbo no sorrow, shop life, refugee camp, one million people, fagbamila, e.t.c e.t.c
You dey enter lambo lambo den Belle dos days ba? Lolz.
All old osuites, tuales!

Mehn! Na wao oo.

Time don rili fly.


Dos days of Tantaka, Giant Gazala, Kubuki, Yokozuna, Hulk Horgan, Warrior, Andrew the Giant...

Kai!

That duck hunt wey u go point the gun to TV dey shoot duck wey dey fly.


My popsy almost use konk "knock" put hole for my coconut head because of game mata. Lolz

.

Més que un club - More than a club.

Representing Fc Barcelona.

We are more than just a friend.

April 1st loading.. .

It's official!

#KASH2018.

Me, fetching fresh air during the match.

My sweetness rocking it for FCB.


It can only be FC Barcelona.

YINKS89:
While the purported deliverance process lasted, the pastor, an insider said, suddenly went into uncontrollable act, leaving his manhood blown out of his white garment dress, and in a twinkle of an eye allegedly buried it into one of the victims vagina. that part got mi laughing.

That part of d story "overfunny " abeg. Lolz


How him take bury am in a twinkle of an eye?


Him tin na Bluetooth made?

Simple!

Just man each of the examination hall with at list 10 emergency ambulance vans with about 28 healthcare personnel.

Okokomaiko (Lagos) - Okoko wey maiko. Na wetin come my mind I translate am as.

And once the conductor shout "owo da" like 2-3 times and you no give am joy, d next tin na to drag shoe comot from ur leg not minding how e has bathed you with his days old saliva. Lolz

AutoJoshNG:
Driving in Lagos traffic is akin to being in a battlefield.

Lagos traffic is no place for pleasantries.

One cannot afford to play the “Mr. or Ms. Nice”. Otherwise – “express go leave you”.

Every other motorist is perceived as an enemy; an enemy that contends with you for any available traffic spaces ahead of you.

Lagos traffic bottlenecks makes motorists deliberately avoid making eye contacts with co- motorists. This way, they do not give co-motorists any opportunity to ask them for traffic favours.

Flashing your pointers to indicate that you intend switching lanes is always an exercise in futility. No one is generous or willing to let go of the space ahead of him or her.

In Lagos traffic, you realize that road signs indicating “One-Way Traffic” is just there to decorate the roads.

Also, in Lagos traffic, you are exempted from obeying traffic rules if you fall into any of the following categories: the police, army, government convoy, empty bullion vehicles, “danfos” with an official of the police, army, Man’O’War, as passenger, etc.

Then, there is the notorious Lagos traffic hawkers. Their business is to interest you in all imaginable commodities. Everything is available for purchase in Lagos traffic. From the essential to the outrightly ridiculous.

Lagos traffic makes you realize that you have some habits that you never knew you had. For instance, hollering a swear word, a curse or some expletives you never realized you knew at an offending co-motorist.

Sanity and patience rare commodities in this battlefield.

In Lagos traffic, it is all man for himself and God for all.

https://autojosh.com/battle-field-called-lagos-traffic-2/

Haha!

E too clear say OP na learner.

Embark on a "journey" to Apapa and see yourself turn a new leaf - begging God to forgive you for sins committed, both known and unknown.

By the time u manage reach house, u go sidan for the edge of your bed bigin tink about your life.

Wicked people dey repent become pastor after Apapa traffic na. Lolz

Parent : Sir, are you my son's English teacher?

Me : Yes I are.

It can only be ONE man!

tuoyoojo:
more bonus

Oh! So Police high handedness isn't limited to Nigeria.

Emmyjah50:
Who score for Barca last night?

The teeth man.


Assisted by the very one with the highest assist in the history of Spanish football.

Oga referee, you sure say dat ball nor b penaRity for Tottenham?

I dey observe you oo.

ogbeniolola:
May your wife not put to bed on a flight from US to Nigeria.

Lolz.

Na to use hand block the place den use whatever the pilot believe in take beg am make e reverse the plane back to wia e dey come from.

God nor go let awa village pipo get us oo