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PoliticsRe: The Hypocrisy Of Yesterday’s Men, By Reuben Abati by kaeto(m): 10:59am On Feb 03, 2013
seanet01: Abati is CERTIFIED M.O.R.O.N
DAFTY! YOU ARE HERE AGAIN, THOUGHT YOU'D BE IN CHURCH FOR THE SCHEDULED DELIVERANCE BY T.B.JOSHUA. YOU ARE A BLIND BAT LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, 'COS NO MAN WITH A SOUND CONSCIENCE WILL READ THOSE LINES OF ABATI WITHOUT PONDERING SOBERLY ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR DEAR COUNTRY NIGERIA. IF THE LIKES OF OBJ,IBB, ELRUFAI,GMB,FASHOLA, TINUBU,FASHAKIN ETC, ARE SO SINCERE ABOUT THE COLLECTIVE DESTINY OF NIGERIANS, WHY HAVE THEY BEEN SO CALM ABOUT, PRECISELY, THE SS/SE OIL WELL ALLOCATIONS OF WHICH ABOUT 85% GOES TO NORTH AND THE OTHER TO THE YORUBERS. THE LICENCING WHICH EXPIRES BY 2017-19, I BELIEVE IS WHY THE NORTH IS SO CLAWY TO CLINCH BACK POWER. THE GAME IS LONG OVER BECAUSE I KNOW THE SAME MESS IS NEVER GOING TO REPLAY. AS FOR ALL WHO READ THE ABATI LINES WITH WISDOM AND JUDGEMENT, PLEASE LISTEN TO YOUR INNER BEIGNS, BUT FOR SEANET, EKOILE,GBAWE AND THE LIKES, WE MUST LEAVE THEM AND MOVE FORWARD,THEY ARE MERE ACN/CPC CONCIERGES WHO HAD A LONG TIME NOW, EXCHANGED THEIR SOUL FOR A TUBER OF YAM. WE TALK ABOUT INJUSTICES AGAINST THE SS/SE , YOU PUNKS PAY DEAF EAR, NOW YOU THAT LAID THE VERY FOUNDATION FOR CORRUPTION IS TALKING MODESTY, HYPOCRITES AND MOLES. BIG SHAME TO ALL BASTARDS.
PoliticsRe: Blame Jonathan For Nigeria’s Woes – Obasanjo by kaeto(m): 12:58pm On Feb 02, 2013
IT'S ONLY A SELL OUT WILL SCORE GEJ 100% AND ALSO ONLY A FOOL WILL LISTEN TO OBJ, THE MAN GOD GAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RE-WRITE THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA, BUT SHOVE IT TO EARN A TEMPORARY FAT WALLET. IF TRUTH MUST BE SPOKEN, THE AMBERS OF THE CIVIL WAR HAS NOT BEEN PUT OUT, RATHER IT HAS EXTENDED TO EVERY STATE AND EVEN FAMILY IN THIS CONTRAPTION. IT WAS AFTER THE CIVIL WAR THAT OIL FIELDS AND WELLS, AMOUNTING TO THOUSANDS OF CUBIC FEET WERE ALLOCATED TO NORTHERNERS, THE EXPIRATION OF THOSE LICENCES FALLS BETWEEN 2017 AND 19, 85% FOR THE NORTH ONLY AND THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE DIEING TO PROTECT. WHY WOULD THE LIKES OF ELRUFAI, OBJ, TY DANJUMA,CIROMA,GMB ETC TALK ABOUT OIL SECTOR ROT AND MAKE NO MENTION OF THESE. WHAT WE ARE DOING HERE IS JUST RABBLING, WHEN 2015 COMES, WE WILL KNOW WHO THE REAL LOSERS ARE. BECAUSE GEJ IS STILL GOING TO ASO ROCK, I PERSONALLY DO NOT TRUST THE PAST LEADERSHIP OF THIS COUNTRY AND HER LIES. IF THE ONLY THING GEJ WILL DO IS TO STRIP THE NORTHERN OLIGARCHY OF THOSE OIL BLOCKS, AS THEY ARE SORE AFRAID HE WILL, THEN IT WILL BE FINE BY ME.
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by kaeto(m): 11:52am On Feb 02, 2013
seanet01: You are the most STVPID ediot on this forum.
Nobody can take that title from you.
no, it's you and your entire generation, because you alone know such title exists, hopefully 'cos you are used to seeing your father wear that crown. Fool! We've not even started and you are already out of gas and so short of words. I wonder how your kind will even be usefull to acn/cpc merger or even fashola, you must be in charge of tickets in one of the lagos road side markets. Dull brain...
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by kaeto(m): 7:22am On Feb 02, 2013
Eko Ile: The ignorant illiterate yelling in huge fonts like a mad man said Lagos IGR is 40 billion plus huge allocation, but the real allocation and IGR together is less than 40 billion.


The monthly IGR is 23 billion and the monthly allocation is 10 billion so 23 + 10 = 33 billion.


33 billion x 12 = 396

So the total IGR + Allocation in one year is 396 and this years budget is 497, meaning they still have to borrow to get to the 497 billion budget.

Like I said, many of these clowns are illiterates and Onlylies is still incapable of seeing beyond his tribal nose..
YEEPS! HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, YOU HELPLESS, YOU DAFT AND INANE AT RECKONING PROPERLY. MAYBE YOU EVEN LIVE IN ONE ANCIENT SHRINE IN IJEBUODE WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO SH.IT, YOU SILLY BELL-END. SO SINCE 1960, THE IGR OF LAGOS HAS BEEN N23B? NO CHANGES, STOP USING GOOGLE YOU FOOL, GO GET THE FACTS, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL I'M DE MUCUSING YOUR FAT CLOGGED BRAIN. AND I REPEAT, THAT LAGOS STATE'S IGR IS N48B, AND FG ALLOCATION OF AT LEAST N14B MONTHLY. SO YOU AND EKOILE ARE THE BIGGEST FASHOLA ZOMBIES, WHO GOES ABOUT SNIFFING HIS ANUS AND NOTHING MORE. BLING BATS WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT LAGOS PORT IS NOT THE ONLY SEA PORT IN NIGERIA, AND IF PERADVENTURE THE COUNTRY SPLITS, THAT PORT WILL BE WEAKENED AS IT WILL SERVICE ONLY THE WEST, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS REALLY WRONG WITH YOU DOLTS, I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS NL YORUBA STUPIDITY, BLIND FOOLS.
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by kaeto(m): 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2013
seanet01: Who is this M.A.D man?
are those actually the words of the mad? Or well chronicled facts from an assumed opposition worthy of the steel? Well, since you are blind and densely enchanted by fashola, I have unloaded the above paragraphs to help lead you out of darkness. Now read the post properly and release the squeeze on your phlegm brain.
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by kaeto(m): 3:29pm On Feb 01, 2013
samm_miey: Not shudder,its shrugged..sorry
This and many more gross ineptitude will I keep seeing from half bakes. Go check up shudder, u pork brained dizzy snotty slot, dude's right. Go get a life, over sabi, *in awolowo's voice*
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by kaeto(m): 3:28pm On Feb 01, 2013
samm_miey: Not shudder,its shrugged..sorry
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by kaeto(m): 3:09pm On Feb 01, 2013
LAGOS STATE IGR IS WELL OVER N40 BILLION MONTHLY, THE FG ALLOCATION TOO QUITE MASSIVE YET LAGOS STATE CANNOT CONSTRUCT EVEN A LOCAL 2 FEET GUTTER WITHOUT BORROWING FROM CHINESE BANKS, TODAY LAGOS STANDS OUT AS THE MOST INDEBTED STATE AND I WONDER WHAT, WHAT AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE AS COMPLETED PROJECTS UNDER FASHOLA'S WATCH. I MEAN HERE AND I KNOW HIS SUPPORTERS UNDERSTANDS ME VERY WELL, THAT FASHOLA IS NOT ACCOUNTABLE IN ANY WAY. HE COLLECTS FRIVOLOS TASKS FROM POOR CITIZENS, RESTRICTING THEIR MOVEMENT WITH HEAVY DUTIES EVEN WHEN MONIES HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY BORROWED WITHOUT ANY EFFORT MADE TO PAY UP. THE QUESTION IS, THE OVER N60 BILLION HIS STATE GETS MONTHLY WHAT HAPPENS TO IT? HOW ARE THE FUNDS LAVISHED? HIS BUY OVERS WILL SAY LAGOS IS THE MOST POPULATED STATE AND NEEDS MUCH FUNDING, HOW IS THIS LIE TRUE? NO STATE GOVT. BUILDS DIFFERENT ROAD FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE, HE DOESN'T FEED THE 20 MILLION CITIZENS IN HIS STATE,THEIR SOURCE OF ELECTRICITY IS PHCN THE FG PARASTATAL, THESE NUMEROUS PEOPLE HOUSE THEMSELVES, CLOTH THEMSELVES AND PAY VIRTUALLY FOR EVERY SERVICES THEY GET IN THE STATE. LAGOS STATE SCHOOL FEES ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE WITH AN INFAMOUS INCREMENT OF 1000% FROM N25K TO N250K. THIS MAN HAS WAGED AN OPRESSIVE WAS AGAINST POOR OKADA RIDERS IN HIS STATE, LAWFULLY STEALING OVER 30 THOUSAND BIKES AND UNLAWFULLY SELLING THEM TO FARMERS IN OGUN AND SOME IN THE NORTHERN STATES. FASHOLA SHOULD FIRST CHRONICLE A WELL DETAILED ACCOUNT OF HIS NUMEROUS DUBIOUS ACTIVITIES, EXTORTIONS, INTERNATIONAL DEBT FRAUDS, VICTIMISATION OF THE POOR AND NON YORUBAS IN HIS STATE, ENSTRANGED GRUESOME LASTMA MURDERS, DECEPTIVE UTTERANCES, THEN HAVE GENUINE REPENTANCE AND MAKE RESTITUTION TO THE POOR HE HAS OPPRESSED AND KEPT PRISONERS ALL THE WHILE HE SERVED AS GOVENOR, THEN HE CAN HAVE PEACE IN RETIREMENT, ELSE GOD'S WRATH WILL OVERTAKE HIS HYPOCRISY AS HE GOES ABOUT RUNNING HIS WIDE TONGUE. STINKING LIAR.
PoliticsRe: Panic In Presidency Over Mounting Tension In Military - Talk Of Mutiny? by kaeto(m): 1:17pm On Jan 31, 2013
E gorila or what the hell your subriquet is, stop sniffing the ethnic fart. You went on and on listing the fairly good grades (c, c+) that the non promoted non-igbos graduated with from the NDA, why didn't you with every ounce of equity, list the grades that the promoted Igbo officers graduated with from the NDA or they didn't go through the institution or their grades are too blinding to be mentioned. Chai! You see you people are the real bigots and liars we have in this country. How wicked and insane you can be against the Igbos. We 've suffered too much of your injustice but who do we run to, who will listen when we cry? We've been yeilling for help since 1969, no body cares. Have you ever imagined the pains of being an Igbo? Rejected, dejected and completely forsaken by a country of our own. Igbos at a time had to change their names just to have food on their tables. The only geopolitical zone with 5 states, and you ''e gorila'' seem not to take cognisance of that, and why is it so dificult to make shift for a sixth Igbo state yet you major in trivial matters of military promotions, a trend your deceptive and unproductive lieing fathers both initiated, funded and nourished. You have suned ur filthy linens in the market square for posting this hypocritical thread on this forum. Shame on you tribal lots.
PoliticsRe: Panic In Presidency Over Mounting Tension In Military - Talk Of Mutiny? by kaeto(m): 12:14pm On Jan 31, 2013
lacasa: i just pity the ig*os if 1966 shld play again

Theyy beta warn GEJ n his Army dog

This time arnd there wnt be reconciliation nor rehabilitation coS the way the ig*os r alienating themselves this days,. Hммм°! It will be Total Annihilation of them

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Don't do the slow thinking bro. The times are changed, the international comunity, the US,UK and on and on, are through with the experiment by a kindergatin Flora sh.it. Guess what the result is, 100 years of failed yield, this contraption is on the blink of splitting. And lest I forget, I still have your(facts of the US trying to split nigeria) and the world will never come to your aid again, not even by diplomatic assistance nor direct aid. So, fathom your war and bring it on, the Igbos are waiting for you...
PoliticsRe: Panic In Presidency Over Mounting Tension In Military - Talk Of Mutiny? by kaeto(m): 12:04pm On Jan 31, 2013
Trouble Maker: I hope Ihejirika doesn't end up like his sister who was Immigration Boss!!

Dissension within the ranks and file of the armed forces is a very dangerous thing!!!
No, I think Ihejirika will earn up praises like his sister,the aviation boss, who has brought enviable sanity and sanctity in the aviation industry as we never, as a country did, since the amalgamation by some Flora shit in 1914...
PoliticsRe: SSS Parades Nkiru Sylvanus' Kidnappers by kaeto(m): 9:33pm On Jan 29, 2013
J12: Even a physically challenged person was involved? Na wa o
His clutches are new, I trust our police, they've shot the punk's leg in the arrest and investigation process. Serves the greedy vultures right.
PoliticsRe: Chime Has Thyroid Cancer - SaharaReporters by kaeto(m): 7:53am On Jan 26, 2013
seedord247: I think you bear opposite of your username. cool
then the guy's name must be 'Foolishly' or 'Imbecillicly'. Some fellows are cruel dumb.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rain Destroys 200 Houses In Ondo, Ekiti by kaeto(m): 5:53pm On Jan 24, 2013
I hope Ileke.idi's house was not affected? 'cos I can see some1 in d pix thdt looks like her pop, just kidding though...
PoliticsRe: Gov. Chime At London Hospital For ENT Condition by kaeto(m): 12:49pm On Jan 22, 2013
berem: who give a shiit about his whereabouts? all i want is for him to be impeached!
the above puke must have been whistled from your fat noze, go get a life...
EducationRe: Female Hostel At Medical School Idi Araba (LUTH) - Pictures by kaeto(m): 11:51am On Jan 22, 2013
~Bluetooth:
The same students voted for Jonathan in 2011,so let them enjoy the fresh air.Nigerians deserve the leaders they have cuz they refuse to vote wisely at the polls.your vote is your power,use it wisely !
you always come across thick and naughty. Really really DAFT! GEJ this,GEJ that and you on the other thread played obj's saintly tantrums on your flaky tribal chest, obj your saint and hero, but same laid the very foundation for corruption and negligence in public service, pukes! FYI, funds are regularly disbursed by the FG, via the various parastatals that runs the education sector! Federal universities inclusive! LUTH inclusive! Deal with it!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by kaeto(m): 8:21pm On Jan 18, 2013
I AM SINGLE AND SEARCHING FOR A KIND HEARTED,FAIR COMPLEXIONED LADY, THE QUALITIES I ADORE SO MUCH.
SportsRe: Osaze Disses Victor Ikpeba On Twitter by kaeto(m): 6:22am On Dec 27, 2012
yuzedo: Been a huge fan of Osaze since the beginning but I have to say he's pushing it. Too damn locquacious and petulant!

He should borrow a leaf from Michael Corleone.. No be everything you go rant about. Not every query should receive a reply. Allow for some mystery and don't be a victimized b(i)tch!
THE FIRST REASONABLE COMMENT ON THE THREAD AMIDST MANY FOLLOW-FOLLOW POST AND FIRST TO COMMENT PEOPLE...
TV/MoviesRe: 20 Nollywood Movies We Will Never Forget by kaeto(m): 9:13pm On Dec 26, 2012
saxywale: There was a comedy I enjoyed as well, can't remember the name....It featured Okey bakassi, Osuofia and jide kosoko. Okey n osuofia were two poor dudes trying to get rich by all means.
pampam and yogo pampam?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Appeared To Chris Okotie At 3-years-old by kaeto(m): 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2012
akymme: these pastors no go kill person, even if he truly saw Jesus at 3, how will he remember now, because me no remember wetin me i do for 8years old sef
go do your research. Brain power varies. Read adolf hitler's Mein kampf, in the early pages of the book he reckons accurately and precisely, events that occured between his mum and dad, and many other events when he was just at age 3. I also, vividly remember things I did at age 3 and drives my mum crazy when I remind her the misen jigsaws of events in my early ages of 3 and more... She yells, ' you are not supposed to know this? You were just 3 years old in that year' , funny. I remember at 3, many nightmares or dreams I had, the songs at a particular church service, etc. I also took a course in psychology and psychoanalysis, to my greatest dismay, very few kids has the ability to do that, like 1 in a million. I believe what mr Okotie said and will advice you don't doubt it too...
CelebritiesRe: Owner Of The Mansion Chris Brown Stayed In Nigeria by kaeto(m): 7:11am On Dec 26, 2012
UncleJJ: The Dantata's have been rich long before this oil block MRS thing....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alhassan_Dantata

These guys dont need the money frm MRS for this kinda of life.. wink
why do must of you say what you know nothing about? This makes Nl a bad ground to sap info, with many of your phony kind. I know seyi dantata, the mrs deport in lagos happens to, for now, be the largest private oil deport in west Africa, along side his shipping line, these are his biggest investments, though he has stuffs running in France. The guy is so down to earth, damn humble and better than 97% of nairalanders, he is also very shy and keeps a fair tall maiduguri mistress, Amina, a mean n rude lady that manages M.R.S oil and gas in lagos. M.R.S. is a wealth tonado for him and an asset so endeared to him, it's really one thing he got. Please stop peddling falsehood.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mandela, Bush And Thatcher Spend Christmas In Hospital by kaeto(m): 1:45pm On Dec 25, 2012
Kamanda: Ayam on my way to the hospital.Please OP,ADD my name to the list.
the following world renown leaders are to spend xmas at the hospital; Magaret tatcher, Nelson mandela, George bush snr. and just lately Kamanda of NL . I hope we can have some peace now?
PoliticsRe: No Force Can Stop Xmas Celebration –CAN by kaeto(m): 8:31am On Dec 25, 2012
killuminati: Jesus cried and messed! What are these extortion private jet owner sayinghuh? Dem don high? shocked wen did muslims support BH? No be christians and GEJ dey run BH for underG? Think we nuh know?? God punish una if una nuh fit come outside celebrate una yeye Xmas. Who even told yall that baby-jesus was born Dec 25th? Huh? shocked Brainwashed ediots!!! Continue to dey give pastors money for private jet FOOOOLS just for to end up being bombed by some radical FOOOLss like you.

F*uck all you GAYSangry

I don't talk!
be ready to face GOD's wrath on the day of judgement. Insulting Jesus is now what most of you he created and gave life enjoy doing most. You are warned.
PoliticsRe: Odili: How Jonathan Displaced Me As Yar’adua’s Running Mate by kaeto(m): 6:23pm On Dec 23, 2012
mbulela: Seems this thief is going senile at his relatively young age.
Is this Amnesia or what?
Nigeria is damn lucky not to have had him preside over us at the helm, else, GEJ's slow walk would be blinding compared to his idiocy. This man, God forbid evil.
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu’s Controversial Will Revealed by kaeto(m): 2:18pm On Dec 23, 2012
p.wiz:
Power of women. The man no even will give relatives something. Well na him probs be dat.
you lack reading skills.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict Pardons Ex-butler by kaeto(m): 1:15pm On Dec 23, 2012
nagoma: Listen to the news baby." High level corruption "and "sexxtual misconduct" and " power tussle" is what is been reported on all international media. The butler was revealing these for the love of the church. Now that the Pope has forgiven him, we need to know about his love for the church and whether he has also forgiven the Pope. This is simple and straight forward please.
"If hell is beneath the earth, then rome/the vatican city, is biult above it" -Martin luther, the augustanian monk. Also, the brewing of beer started in the vatican city by the leaders of the church... The famous jesuit, illuminati, bohemians, masons,were all catholic church projects. The first and second world wars were all projects of the catholics. The atrocities behind all hard drug manufacture, casinos, ship licencing and the secrets behind terrorism , name them. It didn't start today. I know you are a muslim, but my conscience is now free.
PoliticsRe: Tunde Bakare inducted into Nairaland Politics Section Of Hall Of Fame 2012 by kaeto(m): 12:58pm On Dec 23, 2012
Prof. Barth Nnaji
HealthRe: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by kaeto(m): 8:13am On Dec 22, 2012
pekelepekele: IBO PEOPLE WITH SO SO HIV MTCHEEEWWWW! cheesy . I thought Edo , Lagos and Calabar will top the table and WOW am surprised that OYO the largest city in the whole of Africa is very close to the bottom on the table. Applause for that and this table shows that Ibo people are just common dogs cheesy
and if asked now we will discover you have graduated from a yoruber state university with a first class, what a shame, you can't even differentiate a graphical representation from one that shows the percentage of the population of each state. For someone like me, you have only disgraced and embarassed yourself to the lowest depth attainable.

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