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Doflamingo:
Yeah…too bad luffy thrashed his ass

richmond500:
ok, thanks Donquixote Donflamingo.
Greet Kaido for me

ThatWriterBoy:
Una go laugh me die sha but thank God say nobody know me for real life. Worst part be say my own happen as a full adult. No be child.

So when I was in Year 3, this lecturer vowed that if I come late to his next class, I will carry over his course because I had been coming late and he had marked my face.

So I prepared very well to come early that day. I even fetched water and kept in case there was no light to pump water. When I woke up, I found out my roommate had used the water to flush in the night when I was sleeping and there was no water.

I tried my best to find water and rush to school before the time for the lecture.

Omo, my plan no dey work again. Before I could even find a bus sef, time for the class had almost reached. After I rushed to go and finally found a bus, in the bus going to the university park, I remembered how one guy that was late for his exam jumped out of the bus one day. Na so I jump my own come land for ground.

At first, I think say I succeed. The driver park come dey ask whether I craze. Other drivers too park come dey reason wetin dey work me.

I scattered my phone screen. Tore my fine clothes. Injured myself. I was limping to class. At the end of the day, the lecturer came late for the class. God damn.

Later I come dey reason what if I broke my head.

franchasofficia:
Those attacking the op should stop cos he has the right to criticize Nigeria. Nigeria deserve any type of bashing it gets, especially the current Nigeria under Tinubu.


I know those attacking the op for criticizing Nigeria are APC míscreants and Tinubu's blind, senseless supporters forming patriotism on an empty stomach, yeye people. It is what it is, Nigeria is not trying when it comes to growth and development of the nation and it's citizens. Thank you zackmann for telling it as it is, those who don't like it can go hug a transformer.


But my honest advice to young Nigerians that wish to become financially successful through Japa is to keep their eyes on USA.


USA is the number one country that offer great opportunities to make money fast as a Nigerian migrant or immigrant ready to study and work.


UK is a waste of time or you can just use UK as a stepping stone to migrating to a better country.


Switzerland is fine as in fine but you can hardly make money as a Nigerian immigrant there. You will make enough money to live fine in Swiss but the Nigerian version of making enough money to invest back home with ease, you cannot make such in Switzerland when compared to America. You don't need fine country as a Nigerian, you need a country that offer you best legitimate money making opportunities.


Check most Nigerians living in Europe, they are not always that financially buoyant to have plenty to invest back home, so always have this at the back of your mind before deciding where to Japa to. You can make a list of Nigerians you know in the country you wish to migrate to and check how they are faring.


Europe is just there, it will give you the opportunity to make a good living and train your children but to have enough to invest back in Nigeria, look beyond Europe, Canada and UK honestly unless you are ready to do dirty illegitimate things.


America remains their Papa when it comes to money making opportunities, don't let anybody deceive you, Yankee is their king.


Forget about infrastructural beauty, you don't need it, you need enough Owo, ego, kudi to live fine and invest back in Nigeria for your Naija retirement. Snow is not a good thing.


November to April are the worst months to travel to abroad for vacation. Snow is not nice don't let anybody deceive you with fine pictures. Rich whites do relocate to hotter climate cities during these months for their own vacation.


Best time to do vacation abroad is summer not winter season.



Snow is the only thing I hate about abroad. Snow and natural disasters are the only things that spoilt abroad but if you love extreme cold then you don't have a problem but for me, I hate snow and I always wonder why Nigerians abroad celebrate that horrible snow of a thing.


Nigeria is only blessed with the best weather and climate. If not for high insecurity and corruption that Nigeria is known for, the rest of the world would have been trooping into Nigeria during this period to enjoy our amazing weather but our insecurity, corruption and horrible infrastructure kept tourists away



Tinubu Yoruba supporters and fake patriots of Nigeria please allow Nigerians criticize Nigeria that your god Tinubu have destroyed beyond measures. If you don't want Nigerians to talk negative about Nigeria, then tell Tinubu and his looting family to stop their criminality, tribalism and focus on doing the right things that will make Nigeria a better nation

Sirchiboy:
We are 10 in the compound including the landlord.
An upstairs.
I don't greet anyone even the landlord.
I go out and go inside my house.
If I wash clothes , rain will beat it if I don't come back to pack.
I don't give a damn.
The stupid married man that married a fat lazy pig living upstairs to my downstairs will sweep rubbish from up and drop it in my frontage.
I won't talk.
They will drink Sachet alcohols and throw it to my frontage.
They will clear ear and throw the stick to my territory.
I just decided to do like they don't exist.
I will just sweep and go.
One female that recently parked in and started putting dustbin at the back of my window .
I just wrote something on paper beside her Dustbin and the following day.
She removed.
I am a one man soldier.
The only business is pay my light bill and any other bills that concern me.

Eniitankorede:
People like you, full of hatred for muslims must have passed that judgment. Islam is a religion of peace. Islam means peace. The best justice system is laid out in Quran and Hague and Harvard law school attest to that. Someone like you should not be living in society.

Richtaiwo:
Shehu Shagari is from the North
Muhammadu Buhari is from the North
Ibrahim Babangida is from the North
Sani Abacha is from the North
Abdulsalam Abubakar is from the North
Muhammadu Buhari is from the North
All Northern governors are Northerners

So whose blame is it that the North is underdeveloped?

fuckJones:
they don't want to travel for xmass because of insecurity, Borno state is more secure than Anambra

Thugnificent:
Masturbate on it twice daily

durentboi:
I'm 27 this year.

I've always been a bright kid from my childhood. But since I turned 16, I gave into vices, stealing, fighting, alcoholism and different sexual acts.

I wasted my years. I could have learned online skills or even real life skills.

I just started learning digital marketing. How can I make up for all this lost time??

Just why me!!

tobby20:
any small thing erect
Erect , na dick, abi naso e easy to erect

durentboi:
finally they have started bombarding the thread.

How one human could potentially kill another without physical contact is really beyond me

Adaorababy:
Shouldn't the victims sue the Nigerian Police for the unprofessional conduct of its officers?

Mj4199:
Please beloved, help me...
There's this Evangelist, that always pack her car close to my shop, she always advice me and encouraged me with my small rice business in kind words, last week Friday she came to buy rice from me worth 294k, but she forgot her ATM card at home, I was having a double thought on it but I accepted her proposal, that as soon as she got home she will transfer it to me.

Please, she got home, she called me that she's already in her shop, but the lady doing POS left her home at home and went out... I was patient with her, today is Monday and yet she's giving me stories upon stories.
Please fellow, how to I track her line to get her location please 🙏
My small business is badly affected because of her stories... please I know trusting someone is a big mistake and foolishness on my path, I was only desperate to get a customer because I started this business newly...
I only trusted her because she's an Evangelist and always encouraging me.

Please help me, how can I track her location with a phone number please beloved 🥺