₦airaland Forum

Never make a b!tch like this your girlfriend.

Samantha125:
I want to stop being lazy and start hitting the gym by the beginning of 2025... I wanna be flexible for next year's comrades marathon, they'll know me very well...

Are you talking about the Olympics sex marathon?

Genetically modified chicken

Mariangeles:
What kind of wahala is this, ehn?
When will Nigeria be free from all these banditry nonsense?
When will it stop?

People used to be their neighbour's keeper, but not anymore.
Nothing is sacred in this country again.

See Fulani herdsmen and bandits no get time to dey harvest beans...they burn up & destroy farms.

During the planting season, some were stealing already planted seed yams to go plant in their own farms.

During the harvest season, some farmers sleep on trees with guns waiting for unfortunate thieves to stomp their farms, while some use jazz...as you step into the farms you ain't leaving.
Sunday's are good days for stealing in farms cuz they know you gon be in Church

Fear Taraba people... stealing is their hobby.

Melonsmasher:
Olodo

Lol. No mind me. I dey look for money now.

During my undergrad and postgrad days. I never had a carryover and my CGPAs dey very good. Only few universities in Nigeria can reject me, if I intend to enrol for a PhD.

membranus:
Why? Enemies full your WhatsApp groups because you don overstep your boundaries?

Peace of mind, bro!

Puntingnoob:
39billion game on Twitter

774DF8DC

Edit am

I heard the guy is trying.

I will to book and remix his games this coming weekend.

NSNO:
Most Some women are exceptionally gullible

If a man cannot tolerate or endure the gulliblity abi na stupidity of a woman, he better stay single.

Kingsempires:
I need help My WhatsApp account have be banned 2 do to spam

They opened it first this morning and when I added foreign number to My group again they banned me again


I don't know if the account will be open again,I can afford to lose this account please I need help

You are lucky.

I have been trying to get my WhatsApp banned for a while now

A friend sent game to me. I just vex...Why would someone book 27 games just to get 107 odds?

If I book 27-28 games, na millions dey be my target. Even though teams like Barcelona, Man Utd, Krasnodar crashed the million tickets, dis weekend I go harder.

Exam

werisetogether:
Thank GOD she's not GOD...

God know why ehn no send Jesus Christ as a woman

FreeStuffsNG:
Shey

It is quite shameful reading about this.

International matches ehhh

I wish him quick recovery.

Na to remove Leverkusen from ticket.

faceland:
He should provide bank statement showing he is earning salary from the university at that time (if innocent).

Civil servants are as rotten as politicians. The last election is prove that professors are bribe pushers.

Factos!

He was my lecturer back in Uni days.

I would rather buy suya 2k for my neighbours dog to eat than fall for such story.

IyanAtiEgusi:
na which olosho no get story?
if u ask Ereluroz ma she go tell u her own
as for Jennyclay na her papa sexually abuse am

Hahahaha

Laturuturu:
Years back I carry one hk girl. She narrated time a very touching story. She needed 60k and it was her first time . I gave her 70k
Only to see her on the same spot the following weekend.
She is the one that first accused me that my eye do t stay in one place. I have come to carry babe again.
I was shocked but I pretend everything is fine. I carry her that day. We chatted so much at the bar and I show her 2 iphone 8 that ny uncle sent from uk. What I needed is money to clear it from DHL . I promise to give her one. She was so fast to offer me 100k.
......
You already know the rest of the story

You are a real nigga

Ogun state dey fear me pass Borno

A good friend supporting a worthy friend.

Salewa97:
The endorsement is not even necessary.

Seyi Tinubu has been running his own race without minding others.

His achievements in the last couple of years speaks volume

Yes, he built Lagos with Tinubu.

#SlaveMentalityKills

18wheeler:
Palmer’s cocoa butter. Both soap and cream. I use St. Ives soap too.

You are a rich man.

List compiled by a Yoruba man. Travel you will say no, I prefer to stay in Iwo. To even use Google na wahala.

Lamido of Adamawa
Emir of Zazzau
Aku uka of Kwararafa kingdom
Atta of Igalaland

Fear no even catch am sef

WesKiz:
What is d differences btw Christian and democracy no difference

What is the difference between Islam and terrorism? No, difference right

Like it changed Afghanistan.

It is quite unfortunate that mental health is not talked about in our society.

Bendeco02:


This man dey worry

I swear.

This is called "see finish"

He has the money, came from a respectable family and probably power but still ended up with an old cargo.

Don't be a simp.

Zonefree:
Akpu is costlier than cement.

About 50kg of Akpu sells above 18k.
A 50kg bag of cement is about 8k.

25kg of Akpu is 11k, so 50kg should be more than 18k.