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Celebrities › Re: Tyla Cancels Lagos, Nigeria Concert by Kajaard: 11:54am On Jul 31
What was she expecting?

That Nigerians will gladly receive her with open arms after her country's horrendous treatment towards Nigerians and other Africans?
Events › Re: I Will Always Love You My ATM- Wife Celebrates Husband On Anniversary (Pics) by Kajaard: 8:09am On Jul 31
dominique:
If he's unable to continuing being your ATM, will you still celebrate him?
Don't mind her. Very silly myopic statement. Sadly that's how a greater majority of that gender think
Romance › Re: Man Abandons A Lady At Hotel With Bills After An Expensive Date (video) by Kajaard: 5:16pm On Jul 30
Reference:
This is not a hotel, but a motel or brothel. The surroundings speak of the kind of people that will patronize and the staff look and act the part. They are all losers.
You are very correct. That looks like a short-time cheap hotel
Food › Re: Which Swallow Is Your Favourite? by Kajaard: 7:57pm On Jul 29
ebubeson:
Which of these swallows is your favourite?

(1) Akpu
(2) Eba (Garri)
(3) Semo
(4) Amala
(5) Wheat
(6) Starch
(7) Tuwo Masara

You may add yours.
As a proper Edo man : POUNDED YAM
Celebrities › Re: Peller And Jarvis Court Wedding Photos & Video by Kajaard: 5:31pm On Jul 29
verified123:
This girl no fine at all, she go old quick.
Once she get pregnant and it reaches 5 months na then the real ugliness go start.

Her body structure looks like someone that will grow fat exponentially when she gives birth and become very ugly
Celebrities › Re: Peller And Jarvis Court Wedding Photos & Video by Kajaard: 5:13pm On Jul 29
byinks:
Congratulations Jarvis

You can never leave empty handed now.
Typical thinking of a lazy woman that cannot work for herself
Nairaland General › Re: Men In Their 40s, Give One Piece Of Advise To Men In Their 20 And 30s by Kajaard: 11:16am On Jul 29
Time is very short. Be very mindful of what you want to do and avoid distractions like women and vices like wasteful spending, clubbing etc

Mind the company you keep. It's better to be alone than to be surrounded by fake friends. Use your time wisely because it flies fast.
Romance › Re: Foul Smell May Be The Cause Of Some Sexless Marriage by Kajaard: 9:34pm On Jul 28
Double0h7:
Sometimes it’s the man’s hygiene that messes up the woman’s Ph levels thus leading to vaginosis (the smell).

Maybe you’re the one messing up her Ph levels. It’s not that serious. If it’s an imbalance of her ph a simple cream from the pharmacy is all that is needed.
Balderdash. Arrant nonsense.

Always defend your gender without shame even when it's so glaring their pussies stink to the high heavens.
Family › Re: It’s My Husband Sleeping With Prostitute by Kajaard: 1:05pm On Jul 28
Lol, your husband is carrying out a research on the prostitution profession 🤣

Na real weyrey you marry so.

Like what did I just read 🤣

Sonnobax15 and kobojunkee abeg you guys should come and read grin
TV/Movies › Re: Meet The 12 Female Big Brother Naija 2026 Housemates — Photos And Profiles by Kajaard: 12:39pm On Jul 28
The ones that are 30 and above now, just watch carefully. From next year after the show their age on their birthdays will start reducing every year 🤣

We know them. Mercy Eke is their role model.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerians In South Africa Protest The Murder Of Chika Ibe (Video) by Kajaard: 7:25am On Jul 28
They KILLED him to DEATH huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
Romance › Re: Why Are Men In Their 30s Interested In Girls Who Are Only 18 Or 19? - Lady Asks by Kajaard: 5:16pm On Jul 27
Their skin is tighter and fresher.

It's just like when you want to buy a foreign used car. Will you go for the one with 300,000 km mileage or the one with lesser mileage like 50,000km?

You be the judge 🤣
Events › Re: Kebbi Mass Wedding Is Today – See The Venue + Furniture by Kajaard: 2:07pm On Jul 27
This is why the population of this country keeps increasing at an astronomical pace undecided
Romance › Re: Akwa Ibom Lady, Purity, Dies In Fire Incident In The House Of DJ She Met In Club by Kajaard: 1:49pm On Jul 26
Konjiboii:
Runs girls make up 90% of the women population, 5% are our mother's, 3% get home training, the remaining 2% nobody wants them.
Hmmmmmmmmm, this your statistics sha 🤣😂🤣
Travel › Re: Indrive Permanently Bans Driver After Assault Of Passenger, Amina Usman by Kajaard: 2:21pm On Jul 25
After all the make-up on her face she still looks like this undecided

Some of this gender worwor sha undecided

Family › Re: I Want A Divorce!!!! by Kajaard: 7:23pm On Jul 23
Samantha125:
You can't rent a place that you can't afford... Go back to your parents' house and recuperate there.
I love this your advice.

She is just shamelessly begging and using divorce or separation as a format to scam money from nairalanders. Pathetic.
Crime › Re: Meet Nigerian Lady Who Dates Armed Robbers Back-to-back (video) by Kajaard: 11:13am On Jul 23
Some ladies prefer criminals. That's just their preference
Politics › Re: Fubara Declares Truce, Backs Tinubu, Wike Coalition by Kajaard: 10:27am On Jul 23
A coward dies a thousand deaths
Sports › Re: Argentina Equals Brazil's Record Of 11 Red Cards In World Cups by Kajaard: 9:38am On Jul 20
Sheuns:
They have 3.

‘78 ‘86 ‘22

They have 3 stars on their jersey.
Wow you are right. I just checked online. I always used to think they only won it the first time with Maradona and the last time with Messi. Thanks for the correction.
Sports › Re: Argentina Equals Brazil's Record Of 11 Red Cards In World Cups by Kajaard: 9:25am On Jul 20
Sheuns:
8 world cups between them as how na?

Argentina has 3, Spain has 2.
Argentina has 2 world cups not 3
Romance › Re: “I’m 41, Single & Searching” – Lady Offers ₦10M To Any Man Who Marries Her by Kajaard:
Any lady above 40 that is single has serious baggages. Men be careful.

Kobojunkie your input is needed here cheesy
Crime › Re: Leaked Whatsapp Chats Between Odogwu Asaba And Favour by Kajaard: 5:38pm On Jul 16
The guy should rot in jail.

I am just imagining this was my younger sister this happened to, I could actually kill the guy. I hate men like this.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Corps Member Says PPA Rejected Her Because Of Her Body Size (Photos/Video) by Kajaard: 5:07pm On Jul 16
I dislike fat people.

I see them as extremely lazy. Nobody should get that fat
Health › Re: Help! I Always Vomit Anytime I Eat. by Kajaard: 10:07am On Jul 13
Mitsurugi:
You definitely should treat worms in the first instance. That's normally my case when I feel nauseous even after a peppery meal.
Exactly. I had the same problem until I treated worms.
Romance › Re: Until You Make Money As A Man, You Are Never The Prize!! by Kajaard: 5:02pm On Jul 10
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Okay we've heard you our Nairaland A-list rapper undecided

But let it be known that I'm hustling today just to make my life better. Not because of I want to be the prize for any lady to come and sow from where she didn't reap undecided. Imagine having this kind of mentality in this 21st century angry. No wonder Seun warned all his mods never to push any of your songs to the frontpage back then angry
Lol 🤣😅🤣

This my funny delta brother. But you are very right. No mind the failed music career guy 🤣
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants Me To Stop Talking To My Female Coursemates. Am I Wrong? by Kajaard: 8:45pm On Jul 06
Meritjoshua:
thanks for the advice, but imagine finishing uni without experiencing any relationship, it doesn't actually make sense. even though the goal is to put academics over everything, building social, platonic and even sexually relationship in school is perfectly fine.
Na multiple carryovers go tell you. Continue.
Family › Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Kajaard: 6:14am On Jul 06
Omoawoke:
My friend Wasiu disagreed, he said he can please a woman..
He said it’s possible and he would be the first man in history to understand and please a woman..

My friend wasiu tried his best, he did everything, gave everything and everything

My friend wasiu has given all to his woman, then one day, after a small argument.. the woman asked the ultimate question “What have you done for me?”

Na so Wasiu take craze enter psychiatric ward…
Poor Wasiu 🤣
Crime › Re: Suspected Chicken Thief Tied To Streetlight, Publicly Shamed In Ibadan(video) by Kajaard: 6:09am On Jul 06
But why punish the poor chickens as well? huh undecided
Politics › Re: Alex Barbir Fires Back After Backlash Over Pastor Adeboye's Defense Of Tinubu by Kajaard: 12:27pm On Jul 05
esnbrutality:
Adeboye is a bigot, tribal linchpin , fraudster, claiming to drink tea with God, while running a PONZI scheme called RCCG.
Take it easy bro. No need for these types of insults.
Crime › Re: 15 Kidnapped Ekiti Church Members Regain Freedom After 67 Days In Captivity by Kajaard: 6:27pm On Jul 04
ashawopikin:
They will forever be traumatized, constantly living in fear, dem fit no ever near church again. cry
They will live with serious PTSD for years.


I cannot imagine the trauma they went through.
Family › Re: I Hate My Mother Because Of My Stature by Kajaard: 1:59pm On Jul 04
plsdisvirginme:
Hate is a strong word but this woman made my life miserable.
I was underfed when I was a child and that contributed to my slim stature.
All my siblings have great body except me.
I was told when I was young.
This woman will leave me hungryand be doing churcht hing.
Carry church for head .
Leave me as a kid hungry and he going to church.
I can't forgive her
Very daft thinking. Did your mother pick her own stature?

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