₦airaland Forum

nurudeen181:
The mother must have been pushing that to his ears

Exactly

Sheuns:
Dan Daudus still exist till today.

I was privileged to see a few in Dauda during my service year.

I don't think PRIVILEGED is the right word to use in this context unless you are indirectly telling us that you take one for the other team

It took them long enough. It's about time sanity returns.

Make sure you have your car's owners manual inside your car and make sure you read it often to learn everything there is to know about the maintenance of the car and the workings of the car.

There is a reason every car has it's own owners manual. Read it. Nigerians never read.

Na the girl properties be those things that look like dustbin in that pickup?

Na wah o. People dey suffer o

Iamdbull:
So after Some serious convincing, this babe decided to come over. After my hard work of getting her to bed, we start Dey cuddle Omo as things one escalate na so I hear person open door omooo na my mama enter o, as if that was not enough she call me for her front tell me me make I go grind pepper for her. na so the babe carry her bag vex comot one time.

All my steeze reduce one time.

Now Looking at prices of rents these days, we see 1m, 1.2m, 1.5m for self con, mini flat etc.

Now judging by the amount an average person make in Nigeria and also huge cost of living how do they manage to afford this?

Is it yahoo ni or sporty or newsspend,com?


Cos me I don tire o and I no carry o na to Dey sleep for car ajeh!

I left my parent's house at age 21 immediately after graduating from the Uniben.

31 years and still with your parent's? Come on man.

How far with your music career?

I see no reason why a determined African team like Senegal or Morocco cannot stand toe to toe with countries like France, Argentina or Spain and ultimately win this world cup. It's not impossible.

Come on guys. It's Africa's time.

Phred1717:
Please what happened to the letter of credence of Reno and FFK. Two products of same sex Marriage

Nigerians and bad mouth ehnn🤣😂🤣😅😆😁😄😃

It seems that nollywood industry is highly fetish with the numerous illnesses and deaths coming from just that industry.

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
In all you do as a man, no marry rubbish: that is, a shameless, unaccountable woman.

And if possible, let all your children be traceable to one and only one woman.

Nuff said.

FACTS 💯

Rapmoney:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLM28_CNNGo

This is not the head of a 33 years old man. This man should be clocking 60.

Bluna:
Do you mean hotel or brothel?

My thoughts exactly. That looks more like a short time hotel

Olatundex22:
What gunmen? This happened yesterday night angry community guy set that place on fire because one of the community boys die there. The video of the incident is everywhere as they’re shouting and destroying it. They video it live as they’re all screaming we don’t need police here again who connect the incident to politics. We need to do something about fake news in this country before it gets out of hand

Lol

I think I believe this story

Sirchiboy:
Victor Osimhen reveals that when he made money , HE TOOK ALL HIS DAY ONE FRIENDS to Turkey 🇹🇷. He sponsored everything and got them accommodation and jobs there , today they are doing extremely well too .

Victor didn’t tell them to keep hustling and praying , he simply showed them the way .

Many of you have made it but you can’t even help family . Shame on you

Moral lesson : Stop telling your friends to work harder , just help them
If you can

A thread for extremely lazy people with an entitlement mentality. Pathetic.

tunapawizzy:
Stop setting single mum up for drags. They also have a benefit to the society

They are good for recreational sex purposes only

press9jatv:
BREAKING: Kenneth Okonkwo makes u-turn, withdraws support for Atiku

He wrote on his X handle:



Source

Atiku probably refused to loan him abuja rent money the way Obi refused him. Shameless beggar.

Dogalmighty17:
Banny wey another guy dey bend over table.

Lol

TheLordofHost:
@RevenuesBoost

Mama Pikin, since when has the truth become insult?
If I were you I would use wisdom and apply the advice given through criticism.

Just because you posted your life savings that doesn’t even sum up to 100k doesn’t mean you feed yourself and your pikin well. See how your collarbone wan tear your neck for goodness sake.

No be you use cassava and pawpaw take fry meat pie and chinchin for your birthday?

Abeg I nor fit for talk. Send aza, I go credit you 150k make you take Feed yourself and your pikin

Lol

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


Happy birthday to my mentor, sorry to disappoint you for not amounting to anything as an artist.

Lol

Dbull I don't think you should give up on your musical dreams. You need to continue

AlphaMale666:
There is nothing a guy can tell me, once I see a guy I knew get married, were no longer friends! For a guy to marry, it just shows you're a woman wrapper, a simp, and will do anything for female validation. As a guy, you should be afraid of married men. They can even go as low as wash women pants for them. They're born fools! Absolute lowlife people! Slaves to society! I spit on all married men's graves! You're all disgrace to manhood!

Na wah ooooooh

This op you sure say you well so?

Olofofo247ng:
I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”

The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera.

Lol

Now this is a TEAM worth supporting.

A very typical woman with an extremely myopic mindset. Just imagine. You want to throw a lavish party as if that is what marriage is all about.

So what now happens after the lavish wedding and you both return back to extreme poverty with lots of debts from the extravagant expenses?

Please leave the man. You will be doing him a huge favor. Rubbish women and their constant urge to show off for their mates with lavish weddings they know they cannot afford. Nonsense.

Congratulations to him.

Nigerian athletes always start very well in US colleges but later decline when they start excess clubbing, sleeping with various girls and taking dangerous substances. Toni Amusan seems to be an exception these days.

I wish this young chap the best. He should stay away from all vices so he can continue excelling in his career.

Menclothing1:
Premium textured top 18k only

Stop buying 35k elsewhere

We sell at low import price in unit and bulk

Pick up in shop or we deliver worldwide

What is your shop address?

Odewaleadesoye:
...whether we agree with his policies or not, politically, Tinubu is exceptional.

This very local Greenman op that always puts his pictures in his post. Nonsense attention seeker

LOUD - that name is so funny 🤣😂🤣

And so?

Why won't he want to sleep with you when you dress like a dog?

How daft could he be? In this day and age recording yourself on social media saying that rubbish for the world to hear and see and expecting no consequences for such daft actions?

Very foolish man. He will surely be dismissed from the police force. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

zinaunreal:
Togo wey I dey enter without passport 😆
I dey even enter cameroon without passport
Ghana I dey enter with Passport but no stamp 😆
When I say without passport I mean at no time did I need to flash it for any reason

Lol

I wonder what will take someone to Togo apart from cheap bannies with big yansh and okrika clothes