₦airaland Forum

Yes I will. I had a wonderful childhood with the best parents.

Absolutely nothing surprises me anymore in this country

Some men can sleep with anything. Just see face

Sonnobax15:

Na so e suppose be.........If not for the fact that I owe my future kids a debt of a pretty mom,I don't think I'd have had any business with a pretty banny in the first place,let alone a fair one in complexion

I've equally noticed it about all my married nighas . Especially the handsome ones who were players back then . They all ended up marrying scare crows for the sake of their peace of mind

Lol at the boldfaced

This my Delta brother they always give me joy with his posts

Illegal earners? I believe that includes yahoo boys, fraudstarts, armed robbers, kidnappers etc

So the government wants to start taxing them as well

I might be oldschool sha

But there is nothing manly about a guy painting his hair red and having eye, nose and ear piercings. It just screams GAY

rapheal5:
I saw one with caption, " Decent yahoo boy only".

Tell me you are joking

Na lie joor

DECENT YAHOO BOY ONLY, lwkmd

franchasng:
Don't blame the landlords (house owners) in Nigeria, blame the tax master President that foisted himself on Nigerians because of Buhari's inefficiency


To build a single storey building in Nigeria today requires a minimum of 110million Naira, this does not include cost of buying land.

Now tell me how you want a house owner to recover his investment if after using such exorbitant amount to erect an upstairs and he collects say 800,000 naira per year as rent? It may take him 50 years or more to recover the money he used to build the house?


Nigerians should direct their anger towards the zero performing owomida government of Tinubu.

Landlord also have his own living cost to bear, and the only way he can recoup is through his house for rent

Balderdash

A house is an investment for the landlord. It is a tangible asset that always appreciates in value and he can always sell the house anytime at a profit in figures greater than what he built the house with.

Landlords are not expected to recoup the cost of building their houses in 10 years from tenant rents. The rent gotten is an additional income he can be using for his monthly expenses and the intent is never to recoup it from rents over a 10 or 12 year period.

We get things so wrong in Nigeria

They always blame us men for their failures

Close your leg, you say no

Look for a hard working man, you say you need a bad guy

Carry your cross abeg

iwaeda:
Tinubu tun fe ma gba owo awon oloso. Very soon, they will put meters on our beds.

Beds is even better.

Very soon they will put meters in our noses to tax the air we breathe

meobizy:
I was expecting to see one stunning human being. I can't comment on what I just saw.

My thoughts exactly. It seems there is a new dictionary definition of stunning beauty these days

If you know the amount of cosmetic makeup that produced those pictures, then just imagine the real face. Stunning indeed

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=136950639]Source:

He broke the Guinness World Record for the longest fart, lasting 40 seconds. pic.twitter.com/tzdBNEmJbN

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) September 28, 2025

imagine the smell on that stage

There are some things Guinness world records should not recognise. Because it's just getting ridiculous at this point

pansophist:
Rage bait.

a content deliberately created to provoke strong negative emotional reactions, such as anger and outrage, from viewers.

If this is not a rage bait, then you deserve such a woman, after all, we all get what we deserved.

You are very correct. This is a rage bait post

You need to see the way I am getting very angry reading the post

FarahAideed:
They didn't surrender they came and left with their weapons and even kidnapped people on their way back

Lol 🤣😂🤣

Ofunaofu:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/09/29/nigerians-have-surrendered-to-bandits-bulama-bukarti/

Just see the sophisticated weapons the bandits are using

Now tell me how local bandits like these will get access to these kinds of weapons if they are not supported by governments, very wealthy individuals or foreign interests?

symbianDON:
Abeg i no fit laff which kain country be this?? imagine police making a case of theft from police to police. Now police is on the case for police and helping police to investigate police's reported case of stolen police vehicle chai!

This your post got me laughing 🤣😂🤣

It has to be a fellow police man that stole the vehicle because no man will be bold enough to walk into the police hq and steal a vehicle

naptu2:
Answer by Coach Madugu

Twenty-One more characters needed

Thanks for this. That explains it.

Thank God they won the cup if not that coach for hear am

Kalulu44:
It was bcus of Oshoala, anyways she wasn't missed hence the won the tournament

Yeah I know it was good we won but we must prevent such occurrences in the future. There should be no favouritism and the best players must always be used.

I understand they put Oshoala as a means to show respect for all the laurels she brought in years back.

REGINALD001:
Of course he is right........ he sleeps while the money flows in.

Exactly. When one has the right investments you basically just do nothing but sleep while the money keeps pouring in

Lol. It has started all over again

Expect more dissolutions of employment done during Iba's 6 months tenure

Why was Gift Monday left out of the super Falcons team that won the African nations cup recently?

I thought she was in good form before the event or was she injured?

YourGFsnatcher:
Only valid response here. I heard it truly not be explained...that it's different from sadness

Depression is the worst feeling ever. I don't wish it on my enemy.

It's the major cause of suicides worldwide.

Once someone is depressed nothing else matters in this world. Joy is totally eroded from ones life.

Depression

Laalasticla:
Dear men, stop pouring your seeds into women if you know you're not capable of taking of more than 2 children..........
In fact close your legs men if you're poor, u have not business having sex, even though youre married.

Lol

Funny but very true

Righteousness2:
My KING, LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR, JESUS CHRIST

Na wah for you oh bros righteousness. We know Jesus is our lord and saviour. The op is refering to earthly being not devine being.

joyfullyjoyous:
Lost my sis in April n my mum May. Life is vanity. We will leave this sinful world some day. We should be closer to God as He is the one we all will eventually return to.

So sorry for your loss. Please remain strong. You will get through this period.

Almunjid:
It appears that your definition of "illiteracy" might be limited to the lack of proficiency in English, which is a common misconception. This narrow perspective contributes to the problem in Nigeria where employers often prioritize English proficiency over industry-relevant skills. As a result, the country produces graduates who excel in English but lack marketable skills, contributing to a workforce with limited value. It is important to recognize that the individual being mocked could potentially possess greater skills and qualifications than those judging him based solely on his English proficiency.

Peace!

My dear nairaland brother, no matter the course of study in the university. If you diligently faced your studies and graduated from the four walls of a university you can't write like this. Everything is wrong with that write-up.

Chilipepper:
Who is the one person allowed to show up at your place unannounced?

My mom since popsi is late

ComeToJesus:
It seems Pa Awo's free education didn't reach Kwara..

Lol, abeg no kill me with laugh

Kobojunkie:
A man and woman who have more kids than they can afford to have are terrible parents...nothing responsible about them.

Truer words were never spoken

Morbeta11:
Gen Z wife materials......oya make una gather...e remain to use washing machine.

Lol

She used detergent to wash chicken. Definitely a gen z tiktok era wife

TruthHurts1:
A query letter written by a Nigerian Local Government authority, has been shared and reposted on several social media platforms because of its glaring spelling errors and poor grammatical structure.

Several users on the X social media platform (formerly known as Twitter) have wondered how the letter was able to pass through several official hands without anyone picking up on any of its flaws.

These are the kind of people holding public offices. I can bet you most of your government officials are illiterate like this.

Shame and very sad