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HealthRe: Energy Drinks Cause High Blood Pressure, Doctor Warns by Kaleni(m): 1:43pm On Feb 19, 2013
Eeeyah I don't know that hav been killing masef since all dis days.. I used to take 3 power horse per day. Goshhhhhhhhh[b][/b]
CultureRe: Oluwo Of Iwo Land Is Dead! by Kaleni(m): 11:34am On Feb 19, 2013
My king rest in peace oo, I will miss u baba rere... Crying!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Banky.W Fight on Twitter! by Kaleni(m): 6:42am On Feb 18, 2013
I don't even know what's worrying this man called Banky W. Although somehow it pained to lose a prominent member of a team but that doesn't warrant to be fuming and ranting,and pointing accussing finger on each other. Everybody know Wizkid through your record label but being a talented musician,he's the one that gives much publicity to EME so leave that dude alone and face your work. Wizkid face your music career squarely and disregard side talking!!! That's why I love Olamide, baddo baba, one man Mopol....
FamilyRe: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Kaleni(m): 7:17am On Nov 14, 2012
candieangel12: Lol I remember when I brought a boyfriend home 4 the first time. I was 14 n he was 15. My dad embraced him n then took him to the storage in our backyard, my dad keeps his gun collections in that storage. So of course, my dad shows him the guns n tells him to chose his favorite one. He chose a medium sized gun n my dad was like if he ever touches his little girl inappropiately, then he will use it n shoot him down. Lol of course my bf was freakin scared to touch me n I was scared to let him touch me cus I dint want my dad 2 shoot him. But it worked tho, cus we didnt kiss 4 like 2 weeks cus we were scared. grin


When my parents found out some years later that I had started havin sex, now that was a whole different ball game lol
Nawah u hav been exposed to sexuallly abuse at ur tender age, I'm thinking how ur sex excapade will be now..
SportsRe: Segun Odegbami Predicts South Africa Winner Of AFCON 2013 by Kaleni(m): 8:41pm On Nov 13, 2012
Pls ooo d entire house, hw can one create topic in dis forum ooo...
PoliticsRe: How Do You Rate Nigeria's Press? by Kaleni(m): 8:34pm On Nov 13, 2012
May God deliver u frm ur act of ignorance.I doubt it whether u use to watch any international news like CNN.
PoliticsRe: How Do You Rate Nigeria's Press? by Kaleni(m): 8:29pm On Nov 13, 2012
If I should rate Nigeria journalist, I'm going to rate them as fairly inelastic cos Nigeria journalist will never give account of event in true and fair manner.. I submit..[b][/b]
PoliticsRe: Niger's Governor Celebrates Birthday On A Private-Jet by Kaleni(m): 8:14pm On Nov 13, 2012
Na wah oo for all dis clueless poltician calling themselves leaders. Imagine ur region were batlling with security challenges and you idiot governor doin merry making inside a private jet.. Well God is watching U...[/color][b][/b][color=#006600]
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Okotie To Stephanie (Ex-Wife): “You Are Like Jezebel!” by Kaleni(m): 6:48am On Aug 15, 2012
[quote author=channel801]haaba Pastor Chris Okotie, na now u com rememba say she b jezebel after u don hav marathon of sex wit am for gud FOUR years..... Fear God ooooo
RomanceRe: How To Say “I Love You” In Your Local Language? by Kaleni(m): 5:13am On Aug 15, 2012
The way we say i love u in our language is: MOFE RANRE PA..
Jokes EtcRe: People Mistake Me For Rihanna! by Kaleni(m): 5:07am On Aug 15, 2012
Yeeeeeeh wetin b dis, pls tell me, in what way does dis hagard nd ugly looking lady look like rihana... I dey vex for dis topic.
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Politics Of Grammatical War!! by Kaleni(m): 5:01am On Aug 15, 2012
Why is it some pples are always seconded any idea on dis NL,if u dont hav anytin to contribute,y can't u just fold ur arm nd read whatever u want to read nd log out. Mogbomoya@nigeriaenterprises.
As for d topic i dont giv a damn, kudos to who can just write his name abi wetin concern us wit grammar as far as what we are communicating is understand by second party.....
RomanceRe: I Found My Girlfriend's Picture On A Customer's Phone! by Kaleni(m): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2012
[quote author=Vessel4christ]I am a phone engineer.

I was checking a customer's phone, after repairing it, i came across my girlfriend's Unclad pictures on it.

We are into a very serious & God-governed 4years relationship. To me she's a virgin & we only kissed once (an act that led to 2-days prayer for forgiveness).

This pictures are very recent because the fracture on her hand (which i can see in the pictures) got there about 3months ago.

I copied those pictures but wont upload it for ethical reasons.

Don't know what to do.
Eeeyah, ur own don meet u b dat oooo, never trust girl in ur life again... All girls are perpetual liar...
PoliticsRe: Shendam Bridge In Plateau State Collapses by Kaleni(m): 5:38pm On Aug 14, 2012
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Is like God is angry with dis town, why is it like calamities always befall them everytime....
PoliticsRe: Thugs Batter Photo Journalists In Lagos by Kaleni(m): 5:13pm On Aug 14, 2012
miteolu: Journalists should get long lens camera or carry guns
What a shalow thought..

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