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My friend in South Africa won't stop bothering me.
he's always telling me to get a girl bla bla bla..
I just look at him and laugh.


If only he were in Nigeria to know how USELESS our girls are.


he said I shouldn't generalize, and that every woman is made for a specific man.

Well, this my said friend is someone who travels a lot and recently said he is in Germany.
his accommodation, feeding and travel visa were all paid by his girl.
He went there for a work interview.

Well, I still see no reason in keeping a Nigerian girl beside me as a girlfriend

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Basiljoe:
I like Chinese food. I always love the flavor. So I decided to see what 10k can get me if i cook instead of ordering from my regular place, which cost like 8-10k for just 2 Regular boxes of Rice/Noodles.

Ingredients:
Soysauce
Oyster sauce
Eggs
Lettuce
Carrot
Tomato
Pepper
Green spring/ onions
Peas
Ginger

Pork chops
Chicken breast
Indomie fried Oriental and Relish Noodles.

Chop up the ingredients.
Boil/Fry the eggs and set aside.
Boil/fry meat or protein choice.
Steam your noodles and then sieve and set aside.
Add oil to the pan and stir fry the chopped ingredients and then add the eggs and then slowly add the Soy sauce and Oyster sauce, might give it a brownish look.

Stir fry together with the noodles.
Wait to simmer for 5 minutes
Add meat or protein choice.

Serve. Enjoy.

Best served with a chilled bottle of Viju Milk chocolate/Red Wine/ Orange or Apple Juice.

Chai, 10k just for indomie?

Abeg the least 1k would go a long way to feeding me for like two days oo.
help a brother please

If you live anywhere in Port Harcourt. please join the protest, you can create your own group of students.

This has to end #EndTheStrike.

We need to take back what belongs to us. how can we be suffering this way? later they blame us for doing yahoo and nuisance.

WE ARE THE MONSTERS YOU MADE.

this should be like EndSars

If you live anywhere in Port Harcourt. please join the protest, you can create your own group of students.

This has to end #EndTheStrike.

We need to take back what belongs to us. how can we be suffering this way? later they blame us for doing yahoo and nuisance.

WE ARE THE MONSTERS YOU MADE.

this should be like EndSars

If you live anywhere in Port Harcourt. please join the protest, you can create your own group of students.

This has to end #EndTheStrike.

We need to take back what belongs to us. how can we be suffering this way? later they blame us for doing yahoo and nuisance.
WE ARE THE MONSTERS YOU MADE.
this should be like EndSars

Tinubuwins2023e:
Ipob are so dumb they will never understand the narrative but just because of the name Abacha and Buhari, they will start to cry. Instead of them to call down and digest what he stated and the literary meaning of what he meant, they will not but just comment based to hate and bigotry.
Tinubu and Shettima is the goal and no going back

You are a Fool

Evaloyal2J:
All these scarcities wouldn't have been happening if the refinary were working.
But no, Mr intergrity prefer to borrow trillions for subsidy instead of putting the refinaries into work since over seven years. No promise kept.

It's a shameful thing

mikykinz:
So what happened was that some of this bunkery guys killed one of this fuel truck drivers and then the truck driver Association decided to punish river state people by not bringing in fuel

That's what's causing the scarcity

Is that what truly happened?

Durabest:
i bought fuel 250 per litr at Bori no quen

Are you serious?

Maybe I'll com that side tomorrow

I'm tired of this country I swear. I'm tired of everything

Michelle70:
hahaha. Omo fuel was N500 per litre (black market)
Just as i thought, its only affecting Rivers state

it's funny how this couldn't be affecting any state but Rivers State. it's a disgrace to a Oil state

You need to see how people are paying huge amount of money just to get fuel. it's Pathetic, I've been standing here for the past 3 hours now

Jennifer663:
Politics is happening

Now I really feel the uselessness of the Government, I really do

I'm just tired of everything concerning this Country. Worse, it affects my business.

I swear I just tire for all these stupid threads I'm reading here on Nairaland.

Can you imagine a full grown man and woman in a relationship, and the man I being milked of everything he has on this girl and her family, all in the name of some stupid love abi na relationship.
Chai God! have mercy...

Sometimes I just sit down and think, don't these guys work for this money? abi them dey pick am for ground?
I think we Nigerians just like suffering, and complaining, because I don't see how a sensible human being would come into this world to be spending on a girl that is not your Mother, your sister, your cousin, or your Aunty.
Someone that could be seriously knacking other guys outside, with full force and momentum.

I read a post about a guy paying 700k for his girlfriend's rent, I really felt like crying.

And as for the women, how will you be comfortable receiving all these money from your so called lover abi Client.
I swear una no get conscience.

If I was the only man on earth, una don suffer I swear.
I burn a billion dollars than give it to a lady you no go even remember my first name when it all goes down.

Please, please, please you guys should wisen up, nobody is plucking this money from a tree.

the funny thing is how a fellow man can stand and watch his brother dying, because of N10.

the words plenty for my mouth, but let me rest here first

saintopus:
I'm shocked really. I live in ABULOMA and the fuel scarcity is tough.

I went to Peter Odili Road and the situation is still showing same wahala. I had some filling station are selling the product at N250 per liter.

Seriously speaking, I'm just tired and frustrated.

last night I bought a litre for 270 at Choba after waiting for more than 20 minutes on a long queue which I thought would never come to an end

What's the problem today.
I can't find Fuel anywhere in Port Harcourt where I live, been to almost five filling station.

What is the problem and what's the current situation in your area

Veebap:
it's obvious poverty has eaten deep into your brain that you think the above money mentioned are out of reach to a hardworking young man.

Send me your account number let me credit you 10k poor man.

Chai, I swear that money would go a long way for me.

I dey plan to arrange my Barbing Shop.
Boss help me abeg.
I go pay you back once money enter my hand

ePoster:
sure. WhatsApp? Facebook?

WhatsApp please, can I have your contact?

ePoster:
sure. WhatsApp? Facebook?

WhatsApp please, can I have your contact?

ePoster:
How do I use PayPal?
Not exportation. I offer a service, it's sexual...

Sexual? hmm, I would like to know

PerfectStranger:
What kind of exportation bro? Please put a nigga on.

You can hit me up on WhatsApp +2348133053286 let me know what you need

Are you into Exportation? I don't mean to slide, I'm asking because that's what I do.
Anyways, PayPal is still the best, crytocurrency too (Binance) etc

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Check out my profile photo...Isn't it gorgeous?[/color]

You're very beautiful, this is coming from the heart.
Can I know more about you please

Suzetteemmanuel:
eneka to be precise,I came across nl on ma fb page

Oh, Okay.
I'm in Romusi.
It's nice to meet you.


the number on your profile, I hope it's your WhatsApp contact

Welcome. Where in Port Harcourt do you reside? would be nice to hangout.. how did you come across Nairaland?

Rozross:
That’s why you should never allow them do. Be smart ladies.

But you let him do

jom28gy:
ok,am outside portharcourt,

Then we are going to do it online. give me your WhatsApp contact please

jom28gy:
How the learning like?

Easy, if you're in Port Harcourt, I conduct lessons for you in my office.
If not, we do online Tutorials, on WhatsApp

Good Evening Guys.


If you're into importation, I can help connect you to the right source of suppliers from foreign countries.

If you wish to learn too, I can teach you everything you need to know.

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PerfectStranger:
If Man U wins my ticket with the 4 odds, I’ll do giveaway here. Quote me after the match.

Good Morning Sir.
abeg you fit just do me 1k please.
ManU win yesterday, I personally watch the match
please Sir, hungry dey catch me