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HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:08am On Aug 11, 2014
hippyzuki: . It's very unfortunate that a PROFESSOR like you can't see or reason beyond his nose. You want a straight n detailed argument let me give u one. Think of the US as one who offers a Greek gift always HELPING without STRINGS attached now we refused to legalise homosexuality. Expect he'll from them from increse in price of HIV and TB meds to cuts frm funding and even hostility on all fronts. Any sane mind would think in this direction but yours... so Mr PROFESSOR some of us actually use our BRAINS
I didn't read a single word. LOL!!! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How A Married Woman Almost Seduced Me - Pastor Adeboye by Kalvan500: 11:16pm On Aug 10, 2014
kr0ne: Pastor Adeboye is not even sexy enough to get a free f-ck. Abeg, start telling us the truth.
Rubbish!
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Christianity EtcRe: How A Married Woman Almost Seduced Me - Pastor Adeboye by Kalvan500: 11:15pm On Aug 10, 2014
Kanwulia: What size of condoms do they use. . . So I can prepare? wink
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Christianity EtcRe: How A Married Woman Almost Seduced Me - Pastor Adeboye by Kalvan500: 10:50pm On Aug 10, 2014
Kanwulia: Some women nor get shame I swear! cheesy
The reason they will remain single for life!
Miserable bytch!
Na anoda woman home she wan spread her winchcraft waka come? cheesy



Holy anger indeed!
This is a private matter and he did not have to bring it to his congregation.
Tacky! kiss

*he looks like a dehydrated frog.. . . .he ain't even cute*
Hmmm.

Calotti, the Zombie Voltrons that lick this man's butt are coming for you oooo. grin
HealthRe: What Could This Mean? by Kalvan500: 9:37pm On Aug 10, 2014
phreakabit: You are probably ignorant of d fact DAT Malaria n typhoid cause joint aches. . . Any OP would have mentioned loads or any other source if there was any.
I didn't know that. You learn something new everyday. Peace. smiley
FamilyRe: Perfectly Timed Disaster Photos by Kalvan500: 9:21pm On Aug 10, 2014
Agent8706: Even if all the demons from his father's village are after this guy, I wonder the kind of speed he was in as to reach this spot huh huh huh
That's some "back to the future" shi.t right there. Mcfly trying to get the hell out of Nigeria.
HealthRe: What Could This Mean? by Kalvan500: 9:12pm On Aug 10, 2014
dunhill26: what resulted to the pain? did u lift a heavy load? it is wise u go for xray or scan to confirm what is wrong or i will recommend herbal supplements that will treat you...whatsapp or call 08136478517, 08183808324
This.

Put an ice pack on it, be careful with how you bend to pick things up.
HealthRe: What Could This Mean? by Kalvan500: 9:10pm On Aug 10, 2014
phreakabit: [b]Might be Malaria or typhoi[/b]d. . . God forbid but just go for a test and seek proper medical help
Wut?!

Hahaha!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by Kalvan500: 9:01pm On Aug 10, 2014
tandj: @op, I get the point u r trying to pass across but let me digress a bit.
Nigeria is d way it is now because of religion.
Religious leaders tell us to always pray and leave everything to God.
They tell us we should not let d devil know we r suffering hence d suffering and smiling charade.
A sick person, instead of him to go to hospital, will go to church or mosquehuh Where religious leaders have turned into physicians and scientists.
U wanna ask question, they tell u to leave it to God.
Yes, it takes a serious minded folks to unsit a bad government.

Go to politics section here, instead of them to demand for a good leader, party affliation is their only problem.

U tend to start reasoning well, u will be termed anti-God. How bad can it be.
Just look at d replies up there.
D truth is in d next century, we r not going anywhere.
One thing that differentiate d developed countries from us is d mind.
We r yet to start using our mind. If we do, arab spring will be a baby spring compared to what will happen here.
I'm an Atheist, but I feel it's a tad bit disingenuous to blame religion solely. A lot of factors come into play. Education and Leadership, the leaders have abandoned the education sector, public schools are in shambles, public teachers earn peanuts and the students are unmotivated. We need to fix the education sector, let every child get a solid education from pre-k to high school. When education becomes a priority , Nigeria will change.

Good luck comrades.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by Kalvan500: 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2014
Unserious people deserve an unserious government.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 8:53pm On Aug 10, 2014
kobonaire: That's good..... but, not entirely, i'll explain to you offline...
Oga Kalvan, my apologies again, we've made our peace .. Happy Sunday to all grin
Good.

You're both smart guys, it doesn't have to get personal.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 8:51pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: eyah, sowie
u a modhuh
I'm not a Mod. I won't even accept such a dumb job. It's not like they're paid.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: you nko? grin
I haven't banned anyone till 2041.

That dude is a Psychopath.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 8:38pm On Aug 10, 2014
tsolz84: Ikenna came and ran away;same wit Oam4J;ngwakke;weda u ban us or not:we're gonna 4eva spik d truth!Igbos are retardos!4 every one of us u ban;legions are gonna spring up
Exactly.

I'm going to make a Thread about Ikenna and Ngwake, they're both m0rons.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Badoo Girl Most Funny Convo Snapshots by Kalvan500: 8:37pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: temigracie, rozzay, mstik. kalvan500,
come and see ooh
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HealthRe: Bankers In Nigeria Now Wear Gloves To Attend To Customer. by Kalvan500: 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2014
I hope they change those gloves frequently. angry angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2014
What are you guys fighting about?!

This makes absolutely no sense.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 6:10pm On Aug 10, 2014
whywhyyyy: True, all my teachers liked me. Even in the bus when I don't know where I am going to smiley they would direct me. Then when I used to read for exams, that was how I went to one secondary school to read one Saturday.

I read from morning till evening, that was how they mistakenly locked the complex and left me inside. Only for me to come out hours later, I could not leave the school building. A kind indigene had to walk several kilometers to go and look for the gateman.

Thank God, I would have slept in that school that night with all the trees and Monkeys... grin
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That would've been crazy.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 6:03pm On Aug 10, 2014
whywhyyyy: Very true, I was there for about 11 months and that was what the indigenes, students and teachers told me. Though I enjoyed the place, good power supply, less noise, cheap Korope (bus) smiley , corper money too was plenty.

I remember when I used to go to Igbona every Tuesday (the market day) to get food stuffs. It was really nice for me.
It's a nice place, the people are good people. It's usually bad governance, that brings out the worst in People. Thankfully, Aregbesola has changed that.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 5:56pm On Aug 10, 2014
whywhyyyy: I really don't know of Omisore's work. But I can say Aregbe has really tried, he gave SS1 to SS3 public school students 150,000 tablets. That has over 63 ebooks, textbooks, 900 minutes of videos, dictionaries (2), 17 subjects etc.

That saved the state about 8.5 Billion Naira. He is a very disciplined man and very hardworking person. A family friend's husband works in the governor's office and they don't leave office till like 4 AM. Grey hair all over.

Asides that, there are plenty poverty alleviation schemes like Oyes, Ofood ...etc... He is trying. I pray he does well this second term, though I am not from Osun.
Exactly. The system was abandoned for years. Oyinlola did absolutely nothing.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 5:44pm On Aug 10, 2014
whywhyyyy: You guys can start discussing politics here, we would accommodate you. Before the school-bashing people resume work again...lol. smiley

Up Aregbe!!! I really wanted him to win. It would have pained me if he did not win.
Of course, Omisore's hands are stained with too much blood. It would have been an injustice for him to win.
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 5:39pm On Aug 10, 2014
tsolz84: Damn#anoda ban?fuvk the mods!!fivk Igbos!!team kalvan till eternity!!.
I know bro. That Ngwake(the mod) is just a nuisance. Igbos are always ret@rded.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by Kalvan500: 5:09pm On Aug 10, 2014
I must be dreaming. Arsenal has 3 goals?!
EducationRe: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by Kalvan500: 5:04pm On Aug 10, 2014
tsolz84: cry
I have to reply here, since I'm banned from the politics section till 2041.

Bro, I feel you. I have nothing personal against GEJ. The real enemy are the I***s.
RomanceRe: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by Kalvan500: 8:31am On Aug 10, 2014
Eden007: Ladystewie is my nairaland crush.
Been here for only a short time
now but can't help crushing on
you. Maybe I'm yet to meet cooler
ladies here.#smiles... Will you be my E-love?(strictly E-love). Hope I won't break hearts if I take ladystewie away...#evil grin!
The world will have you to blame for World War 3.
RomanceRe: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by Kalvan500: 8:29am On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: lol
hmmmm
You've changed your pic! angry angry

I like it. angry angry angry
HealthRe: What Could This Mean? by Kalvan500: 6:00am On Aug 10, 2014
Aww. Get well soon. angry angry

How's your posture?
Jokes EtcRe: Unbelievably "Dumb" Questions That People Ask On Yahooanswers. :D by Kalvan500: 5:30am On Aug 10, 2014
WTF?!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Accidentally Kills Himself Taking Selfie With Gun by Kalvan500: 5:10am On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: really. someone lost his life and this was the sensible comment you could make?
Ignore that m0ron.
HealthRe: 9 Types Of Intelligence As Proposed By Howard Gardner by Kalvan500: 5:09am On Aug 10, 2014
freshness2020: After all these intelligence my educated friends still had a salt bath!
......and that's our business!
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This cracked me up.
HealthRe: 9 Types Of Intelligence As Proposed By Howard Gardner by Kalvan500: 5:09am On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: undecided
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FamilyRe: Young Widows Open Up On Their Life And Séx by Kalvan500: 5:04am On Aug 10, 2014
I know widows are really maltreated in some parts of Ibo land. I'm not sure about elsewhere.

I feel for these ladies.

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