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Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 5:02am On Aug 10, 2014
kobonaire: Ok bros Kalvan500 , you don talk true .. I go chill ... happy Sunday smiley
Happy Sunday. smiley

Still Saturday here though. cheesy
HealthRe: 9 Types Of Intelligence As Proposed By Howard Gardner by Kalvan500: 5:00am On Aug 10, 2014
Logical mathematical intelligence.

I guess that explains why I love math. angry angry



********

If your IQ is less than 130. No hope for you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Accidentally Kills Himself Taking Selfie With Gun by Kalvan500: 4:58am On Aug 10, 2014
Safe journey.
FamilyRe: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by Kalvan500: 4:56am On Aug 10, 2014
Not strict at all. Never raised his voice or his hands.

My mother on the other hand...
RomanceRe: How To Play A Crazy Girls? by Kalvan500: 4:11am On Aug 10, 2014
This "engrish" is making my head "torhn"!!!

Please oh!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 12:45am On Aug 10, 2014
SirShymex: [s][/s]

Stark illiterate African booty scratcher with a dirty accent - go play with ya mates.

You stink like those FOB Africans - stop stinking up my computer!
Common. You're both bigger than this. Kobonaire and Shymexx, stop the fighting.
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 9:24pm On Aug 09, 2014
hippyzuki: . Coming frm 1 who's mother is a slut whoose father is a bleeping retard [b]I won't take ur comments wiv a pinch of salt. [/b]Eat a d**k SUCKER
Hahah!!!

You just contradicted yourself! Dumbass! Lol! grin cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 7:45pm On Aug 09, 2014
tonychristopher: Lol
you must be funny but I don't hate Yoruba mind you what i detest are Yoruba that hate igbos

I do have Yoruba friends and I still want to believe with you .

we have to join hands together to ensure that neo colonialism end especially that of mind

the ability to believe in ourselves and our products instead of calling them Igbo made or ijebu made ...the ability to believe in keshi instead of one oyibo

the ability of African Muslim to lov African Christian instead of killing

when was the last time we heard that a British Muslim killed a British Christian

I like your comment ...I do not hate yorubas but what I hate is yorubas that detest anything Igbo

the same way I hate Igbo that will go looking for Yoruba trouble

we can make Nigeria good If we eschew hatred and pull him down syndrome

tell your people that
I tell my people also

hope we have a middle ground here sir
Shut up.

Yigbo.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 7:40pm On Aug 09, 2014
The anti US sentiment on this thread is ridiculous. The US is a beacon democracy and freedom. I don't see that in Russia, I don't see that in Nigeria. Too many Lunatics running around this forum.
RomanceRe: Having A Crush On A Nairaland Newbie-rahmas by Kalvan500: 7:36pm On Aug 09, 2014
She looks good.
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday To His Excellency, Chief Willie Obiano (Governor, Anambra State) by Kalvan500: 7:20pm On Aug 09, 2014
obinon: How will you hear about him when you are from pluto?
Okay.
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Insults President Goodluck Jonathan by Kalvan500: 7:16pm On Aug 09, 2014
dasparrow: Get a life you frustrated sore loser. You are so bitter that you keep spending time on a Nigerian forum when you hate Nigerians so much. Go and give your Nigerian parents who are wild animals poison to drink for bringing your pathetic self-hating miserable negroid azz into this world. I have it out for all you sore losers who sit your crusty self-hating negroid azzes somewhere out there constantly looking for the slightest opportunity to cuss Nigerians and Africans out. You and your ilk should get a life you frustrated piece of crap.

Get this into your self-hating narrow-minded skull, the white man will never accept you and you know this fully well that is why you bring your angry frustrated azz to Nairaland everyday to type bullshyte, you degenerated piece of cow dunk. It must really suck to be you. For each verbal insult you type with your cancer-infested fingers, you will get it from me. We don't need your type on Nairaland. Go and join an american or european forum for all I care. Frustrated pig like you! Miserable Americana wannabe!

Whose fault is it that you are so daft that you can't earn a Ph.D? Maybe if you spent less time hating and more time reading and engaging your daft brain, you won't be such a sore loser filled with so much bitterness. Go ask your parents why they are Nigerians okay? It ain't our fault that your miserable Negroid azz was brought into the world by a Nigerian or Nigerians who raised you to be the angry frustrated self-hating wild animal you have become today. Dan banza!
You're such a loser. Look at this m0ron, bursting an artery for a man that does not care that you exist. Typical Yigbo cannibal, little to no brains.
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Insults President Goodluck Jonathan by Kalvan500: 7:14pm On Aug 09, 2014
dasparrow: Shut your maggot-infested mouth you dumb pig. So what if they are memes of barack obomber. Everything does not have to be about americans you know. As you can see, some Nigerians are not finding it funny that a weed -smoking american like snoop is making fun of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria. Now go and suck on some sour lemon. Loser!
You can suck Jonathan's balls for all I care, bloody bastard!!! Son of nobody!!! I couldn't care less if Nigerians are offended. Dumb fukboy!!! Loser!! You come from a family of losers and nobodies, smelly Yigbo, cannibalistic bastard.
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:11pm On Aug 09, 2014
hippyzuki: U that passed tru formal education giv us the cure 4 ebola. Mr professor? Olodoshi useless biro coming to nairaland to fum Mr knw it all. Thunda fire u dare
Learn how to spell before you reply me, bloody bit.ch.
You call me "olodo", when you can't even spell "you", "through", "form" and "thunder". Concentrate on passing your jamb, you dumb slut.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by Kalvan500: 3:42pm On Aug 09, 2014
Idrismusty97: That is what i called show of strength. The same way the US fly their bomber over the disputed island near China and Japan. Despite China place a "No fly zone" they still stubbornly fly their jet over the Island. God don catch them now cool. I am so happy to be alive in the 21st century! Watching the America empire, their influence crumbled would be a pleasurable event. They did this for the Soviet Union but as they say "Nemesis would surely catch up with you". smiley

Go Putin!! Go!!!
[img]http://x1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/putin+ftw+_0e9711e1d2b8bd310050510ea30d6019.jpg[/img]
Very nice!!!
I guess Putin will send you the cure for Ebola. cheesy
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 8:43am On Aug 09, 2014
hippyzuki: . Peanut brain. Teamnumbskull
You don't put a full stop at the beginning of a sentence, you brainless chimp. Have you even passed through formal education? M0ron.
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 8:41am On Aug 09, 2014
Jomark: Bell give their prizes to quacks? You are a fool of a millennium. Your type doesnt deserve ID on social network because your stupidity is contagious
Your father is a big fool. Learn how to construct a correct sentence, you brainless simpleton.
EducationRe: The Plight Of The Nigerian Overseas Federal Scholarship Students - Ikenna David by Kalvan500: 7:49am On Aug 09, 2014
mployer: I'm an eye witness.
I see.
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:48am On Aug 09, 2014
Missy89: havent you seen threads like that on Nairaland? some laughable pan Africans said that few months ago
Nah.

I have to go searching for those threads. I need a good laugh. cheesy
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:46am On Aug 09, 2014
[quote author=hippyzuki][/quote]Another sub 70 IQ.

Sit down, ret@rd.
EducationRe: The Plight Of The Nigerian Overseas Federal Scholarship Students - Ikenna David by Kalvan500: 7:46am On Aug 09, 2014
mployer: Sorry if you are not the original writer.
As for the 'merit' there is nothing like that bro. I used to think there is until I got close.
You can't make such an absolute statement without proof.
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:42am On Aug 09, 2014
Missy89: Lol @ Egyptian technology.

You forgot that Africans once ruled Europe too? how about those European techs grin
Africans ruled Europe?

Surely, you joke. cheesy
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:25am On Aug 09, 2014
hippyzuki: America bet y cry na because we no gree endorse gay rights lipsrsealed
Must Africa beg for everything?!

What do you have your brains for??!!
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 7:24am On Aug 09, 2014
Symphony007: You folks should ask putin and russia for the cure!! I thought he and his country are the greatest things on planet earth?
Hahahahaha!!!!

Exactly!

Nigerians, go and ask Putin for the Ebola cure.
EducationRe: The Plight Of The Nigerian Overseas Federal Scholarship Students - Ikenna David by Kalvan500: 7:10am On Aug 09, 2014
pendusky: must you comment? who told you everything in Nigeria is fraud? we can only reminded The highest authority to do something about The situation and not making nuisance comment here. it won't help. GOD BLESS NIGERIA!
Please patriotic Nigerian, don't kill us with your "engrish".
HealthRe: Before You Continue To Drink The Rumoured Salt & Water Ebola Cure - READ This.. by Kalvan500: 6:14am On Aug 09, 2014
henryobinna: next time don't be tribalistic. by 2014 you go don tire for internet.
Abeg, shut up.

Ebola is destroying Ebo land.
HealthRe: Family Of Dead Nigerian Nurse On The Run by Kalvan500: 6:13am On Aug 09, 2014
ovadoze: hehehehehehehehehehe.........keep being a tribal bigot maybe u'll get a life time ban this time. I know u will insult me but I'm immune to insults. CIAO
Foolish, smelly, cannibalistic Igbo.
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by Kalvan500: 4:28am On Aug 09, 2014
NaLaugh: sad
I love this!!!

Educated Ediots.
HealthRe: Before You Continue To Drink The Rumoured Salt & Water Ebola Cure - READ This.. by Kalvan500: 4:23am On Aug 09, 2014
padeolu: LoL. am sure the salt water rumor started from their. Na only God go save us from them.
grin cheesy
HealthRe: Before You Continue To Drink The Rumoured Salt & Water Ebola Cure - READ This.. by Kalvan500: 4:13am On Aug 09, 2014
Why are people calling me a Tribalist?! I made a pun, mixing Ebola and Land. I'm not referring to the South East!!! Please stop it!!! Manny and Alka. I'm already banned from the politics section till 2041, so stop it already.
RomanceRe: . by Kalvan500: 4:08am On Aug 09, 2014
Ladystewie: how many times will i tell you
troll with sense angry angry
don't you ever sleep, by the way?
grin

Btw
It's 9pm where I live.

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