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let's see How articulate you are that can prank others... feel free to prank someone here.

Foolish Beginnings
Some believe that April Fool Pranks
originated back in the day of the Druids
where priests were trying to ward off evil
spirits during the planting season however,
April Fools Day, sometimes called All Fools
Day, is the day of unknown origin. Yet,
Internationally, it is celebrated and is
known as the day set aside for good
hearted pranks, jokes, hoaxes, and giggles.
April Fool's Jokes and Pranks
Generally speaking the day is spent trying
to get people to believe in falsehoods or
otherwise run a "fools" errand or
unnecessary action.
Good "fooler's" take advantage and try to
get their victim early as possible so that
they don't realize they are being fooled.
Prepare well and try to plan your day trying
to get people to believe in falsehoods or
otherwise run a "fools" errand or
unnecessary action.
2009 - Fool's in Action
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It's not too late, especially if you are still
looking for that perfect prank to pull off
today - we have a funny, simple suggestion
- it's one of those oldie but goodie pranks
but with a modern twist. Free applications
are available for your iPhones and iTouch
apps at the iTunes or Apple Store : iFart
Moble . Search for Atomic Fart, Excuse Me:
Farts or the Remote Sound Box - Farts and
dont forget to get the Whoopi Cushion -
Most are free to download and all are
amazingly, very popular. Oh what fun ....
Here's another good site where you can get
creative. Check out creativity-portal to make
some printable jokes and practical pranking.
I had to chuckle at their CreativiTea:
Mornin' Stormin and Earl Grey Matter. Be
sure to order some : Mirecle CreativiTea:
Creativity Enhancing Tea
April Fool's pranks should always be
another way of saying that you care and
admit it - a good prank is fun.
www.aprilfool.com/

Many folk will make fake promises today...
I remember those day this prank gave us free drive, fake news like
Bill Gates Dead:
2003 Bill Gates is dead, shot by a lone
gunman at a charity event in Los Angeles.
After three South Korean networks
broadcast the story on local TV, ensuing
panic triggers a 1.5 percent drop in the
Seoul stock exchange — a value loss of $3
billion. Just another Windows-related crash.
Source: http://www.wired.com/culture/
lifestyle/magazine/16-04/st_best

can We have some prank today...

house, let's hear your experience. we are still on the way, since 5pm we got to Nigeria Seme border.

For me it seem more like wickedness which oppose what every Nigerian expect at the Seme border. diversity of inhumane and zero understanding men of different uniforms, mostly those old folks. The only uniform I have not seen there are the boys scout.

If those guys on uniform, positioned by our government are humane, why do they treat fellow Nigerians like strange citizens. Imagin arriving there at about 5:00Pm, but those guys will keep you tarnished for 3hours or more, while other borders take few minutes to discharge their duties proficiently and professionally. Please feel free to tell us your experience at Seme border; and How do you rate the Nigeria /Seme border services....?

The Pastor....

It was just another bliss in the aura as this great and young man of God, God's Prophet ( Rayvic Ifeanyi Ogbonna, 28yrs) takes the love of his life ( Annastesia Nkolika Orjiakor, 20yrs)to the alter on January 19th 2013.

The occassion was joined by His emminience, Arch Bishop Dr. Williams King, His Lordship, Arch Bishop Dr. Felix Ogbo Nkama, Prophet Dr. Zeal Ezeh, Hon. Dr. Elvis Emeka Anumudu, Sir and Lady Ken Ugwummadu, Engr. Boniface Edmobi of Bonedo oil servicing and hosts of others from far and within.

The marriage celebration held at Okija sub branch of his ministry, Revelation Ministry International.

Pastor Rayvic Ifeanyi, highly prophetic, prayed God to bath every single with better marriage bliss. He also used this medium to pray for many with diverse marrital problem.

We pray the union be perfected by God.

The ministry official email was made open to administer prayers and counselling.

revelationministryint@gmail.com

If i die for her, that means she killed or caused the death, invariably, she is a killer. No one should venture into suicidal love path. Who would have thrown the grenade? Probably her back-up or cheat-mate. If you die for your girl, she go attend your burial with another guy.

6 cups of Garri is still N100 in Afikpo and still more cheaper in Cross Rivers.

How does government affect the price of Garri?

I sometimes do when i'm led to do. But i am not used to it. Even if i must do, i will still tell my partner about it. We must be open to each other in the first place.

on a proxy range of attention on factual intellectuallism and oratory eloquency, there's no doubt Rochas Okrocha has it. Most of them present cloned speech written by someone elsewhere. Rochas at any point in time has the oratory creativity and intellectual inferences.
Rochas, Oshomole, Fashola, Peter Obi and others

Am yet to see a tangible approach to this effect. As i expect some,...is just another reason to reason out or to ask "how does it affect the Price of Garri in babies life.

Each time i read about the price of Garri, my day feel so fly.

It may sound so funny but come to think of it, its actually infer the issue that earned warrant of "price of Garri" comment is not interwoven with what serves the interest of the ordinary people.

Mr. Seun, pls, take it easy. Give it a positive thought.

A girl once told me, "you too do like say you de wear iron pant, your thing bla bla bla..."

MsDarkSkin:

Maybe you share how good it is.

One is enough.

The more the guys the more the xing things resulting to more the Expanding of her private jet.

But if any Nigeria girl ever go beyond one guy...she must be Asewo 10kobo.

someone told me that majority of young ladies uses it. And It seem so interesting if anyone with such clue in any form whether by experience or gist to share here for knowledge, after all no one know ur real identity.

Pls, if you googled it try share for knowledge, personal experience stand a better outfit to educate us. Pls share up

hornipipe: Swallowing cu-m is good for the body as it is highly proteinous! Dunno about mixing with cream!

Like how good could that be? So how did you observe it?

Truell, I've heard this that i help many in skin beauty when mixed with cream.

pls, we are still counting on ur matured responses.

hello fellow NLs, I've heard so many people especially ladies talked about How mixing Spe.rm with cream Builds skin beauty. I really want to know more about this beauty magic. Pls, feel free to explaine more if you've had it and more for general knowledge.
I'm also interested in knowing how the fluid is gotten and maybe how you got the one you used if any.

Over to you.

Why I Love Nigerian Women -
Rick Ross When his 300 pounds frame
touched down on Lagos soil last
week, it didn’t take long for the
widely-acclaimed American
rapper, Rick Ross to make an
impression of the most populous black city in the world. “I can
feel the city already. It feels
like it. My nose feels like it.
People here are wonderful and I
can feel the warmth all over.
Even the people at the airport were great,” he gushed.
Few days before his trip, the
tattoo-crazy artiste declared on
Twitter, “Nigeria is rich with
Oil. Generational wealth. I need
some.” For the Maybach Music Group
boss, the trip to headline the
inaugural edition of Summer
Jam Festival was not his first to
Nigeria.
The Miami born star first visited Nigeria in 2010, as one
of the star performers at MTV
Africa Music Awards
(MAMA). But this time, Rozay
as he is fondly called by fans
came on the bill of St. Eve Concepts, publishers of St. Eve
Magazine.
Ask him what he thinks about
Nigerian ladies and he doesn’t
mince words. Hear the thick-
bearded lyricist: “We blacks are the best. We have the best set of
ladies in the world. So, Nigerian
women are the same.”
Entertainment Express had a
brief chat with the showbiz
mogul before he hit the imposing stage of New Expo Hall, Eko
Hotels and Suites, Victoria
Island, Lagos, to thrill anxious
fans last Friday night.
Also read more about the highly
anticipated concert that featured leading homegrown hip hop acts
such as: Terry G, Flavour, Vector
and others. The whole nation is agog because
of your visit, how do you feel
right now?
I feel happy. I feel at home. It
is a good thing to be loved among
your people. Nigeria is home. Africa is where we all come
from. This is our land and I am
excited.
What are your expectations?
I have come here to entertain my
hommies. I am here to have fun and let my people have a feel of
me. You know after the show,
have my hommies or whatever
bringing me the best food. I
smoke the best weed. I get the
best massages. Already, I have gone on a tour to some parts of
Lagos and I am excited about
that. Nigeria is blessed. Nigeria
is rich in oil and people. We have
great people here, men and
women. Are you willing to take a
Nigerian lady back to the States?
I’m single and I am enjoying
life being a boss for now. But
like all true bosses, one day you
gotta give it up. Perhaps, then I would consider a Nigerian
woman. I mean, black is black.
We are all one. This is home for
me. I am proud to be back home in
the midst of my brothers and
motherf**king sisters. What do you like about Nigerian
women?
We blacks are the best. We have
the best set of ladies in the
world. So, Nigerian women are
the same. If you settle down, would you
like to have a Nigerian woman?
I am not going to say I feel the
urge to settle down, but being a
bachelor you go to sleep lonely a
lot of nights, even for a boss. But I won’t say I’m ready to
settle down; that ain’t even a
consideration for me yet. You
know what I mean? I just suck it
up and then in the morning,
someone’s available. So far, how would you describe
life in Nigeria?
It’s wonderful. I can feel the
city already. It feels like it. My
nose feels like it. People here are
wonderful and I can feel the warmth all over. Even the people
at the airport were great.
You have just been to some ghetto
parts of Lagos, how would you
compare it to the ghetto in the
United States? The ghetto life in the States is
all about guns and cracks but I
doubt if we have such here. I
hear there are some dangerous
spots here. The ghetto over there
has houses but there are no such buildings here. It’s all fun all
the same.
Your new album God Forgives, I
don’t, how did you come about
that title?
I had a lot of fun doing it, and I learnt a lot in the process, so I’m
just excited it’s on the streets.
It’s for the men on the street and
those who hate.
What excites you the most about
this album? I’m just proud of the work. I
mean, it’s like lightning in a
bottle. You know what I’m
saying, that’s one of the best
ways to describe the new music,
the concepts, the ideas — I just put a lot more into it.
What made you decide to get into
film production?
I have always loved movies.
After we shot the video for
“Hustlin’,” a lot of people were asking me to do something. So, I
was in Ireland, Paris, a lot of
places that I went and it was
just so surprising; I came back
and we came up with the concept
for M.I. YAYO which made the top 10 countdown of the ten
biggest dealers in the history of
my city. And then it just came up
so phenomenal and
groundbreaking; it’s a powerful
piece to watch. I would also make a movie out of my visit to
Lagos.
Many rappers adore you, do you
see yourself as a role model?
I think I rep the hood. I see
myself as a motivation for somebody who — you know, a
young dude sitting in the house
that wants to live his dream. I
may not be a role model, but I
most definitely could be a
motivation for a lot of people in the hoods.
What would you say has kept
you in the game?
Just not having no Plan B. I
mean, that’s what it was. You
know, once I make my mind up on something, ain’t no Plan B. Yeah.
How did you hook up with Jay-Z
and the likes?
We needed to hook up. He
belongs to where I belong. So
once we sat down, he saw my vision, we chopped it up like
bosses, so here it is.
What about Nigerian P-Square?
Those are my hommies, I love
those niggas. They are good. I
love their songs which was why we hooked up. There are many
artistes here that I am familiar
with.
How has your recent success
changed you?
I get that question a lot, and other than the obvious, I don’t
think it changed me a lot, you
know what I mean? It might have
made me more hungrier for more
success — that’s with anything.
You know, I tell everybody where I’m from.
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