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Politics / Re: Senate Summons SSS DG Over Undue Interference In Rivers Election Tribunals by kamber: 4:12pm On Aug 06, 2015
MY QUESTION IS VERY SIMPLE; IF THE DSS WANTS TO HELP THE COUNTRY INVESTIGATE CASES OF ELECTION MALPRACTICES, IS MRS GESILA KHAN THE ONLY REC THAT CONDUCTED ELECTIONS IN NIGERIA? WHY IS SHE THE ONLY ONE BEING INVESTIGATED AND DETAINED AMONGST ALL OTHER RESIDENT ELECTORAL COMMISSIONERS? WHAT ABOUT THE IMO REC THAT USED ELECTION RESULT SHEETS FROM KANO AND KADUNA TO ENTER RESULTS IN FAVOUR OF ROCHAS OKOROCHA? WHY IS THE CASE OF GESILA KHAN SO SPECIAL? IS THAT HOW PAINED APC IS ABOUT LOOSING RIVERS STATE GOVERNORSHIP ELECTION? IF THIS IS NOT SELECTIVE JUSTICE, TELL ME WHAT IT IS PLEASE. INSHORT, THIS CASE ALONE HAS SHOWN THAT BUHARI IS SIMPLY A HYPOCRITE AND HIS ANTI CORRUPTION FIGHT IS NOTHING BUT WITCH-HUNTING AT ITS BEST. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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Investment / Re: SEC Suspends BGL From Capital Market Operations by kamber: 4:35pm On May 21, 2015
Na today? Albert Okumagba and his fellow journey men in the industry have simply been taking the porousness of our Regulatory bodies and systems, the gullibility of Nigerians and and the lack of checks and balances in the financial sector of Nigeria for granted. These boys have simply been doing yahoo yahoo business with investors money for such a long time and stealing investors blind! The only difference between them is their registered corporate names, offices and fancy image. They are all criminals i tell you.

my worry is that as it is common here, Albert Okumagba will only get a slap on the wrist for his crimes and afterwards he will relocate his family abroad to go and enjoy the money he has been stashing away all the while. Does Nigeria really know how to look for stolen funds stashed away abroad?

If Buhari is serious about reducing the external debt burden of Nigeria, he should simply investigate the finances of Bank and MDs, past and current serving politicians and oil marketers. He will find more than enough money to repay our debts and still have change to buy sufficient koboko to flog all those corrupt Nigerians @ 50 kobokos to 1 person.

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Education / Re: JAMB Admission List Available Online:: JAMB UPLOAD NEW LIST check now. by kamber: 4:05pm On Aug 30, 2013
Please can someone help me check 35565090HE, i have been clicking on the so called jamb link but unable to enter my number. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Post Election Crisis-- Acn Chieftain Assassinated In Akwa Ibom by kamber: 2:58pm On May 05, 2011
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Rhino.5dm:



I lived in Akwa Ibom and knows all the corners in that state.
 "I knows all the corners" shocked na groundnut abi pure water u bin dey sell wey you come "knows" all d corners?

Rhino.5dm:

^^  i fvcked their women cheesy
 u mean all their housegirls that couldn't afford to pay cash for your pure water

Looks like d rants of an  whose brain is already ravaged by advanced stages of HIV,   Mumu boy, what do u know about the ibo's? no Ibo family agreed to hire your services as a houseboy?

Kizilala:

Rhino is probably a loser and should be ignored.Rhino stinks like a decayed skunk.
GBAM angry !!!!!!!It's d smell off decaying flesh around his focal place and his anus  shocked!!!
Romance / Re: Woman: Things You Should Never Apologize For. by kamber: 12:27pm On Oct 29, 2010
MOORCH MOORE:

HA, NOT UNDER MY ROOF AND CERTAINLY NOT WHEN PAID THE HEAVY BRIDE PRICE.
Which heavy bride price you pay?  angry how much you pay?

coolkaboom:

my wife must not see this strap.

admin,

Please remove am kia kia.
Which "strap" u no want ur wife to see? You get wife? undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 12:51pm On Mar 06, 2009
gabrywyl:

No mind da fermented goat grin

FERMENTED GOAT  Chei chineke lei grin grin grin

Gabby!, Gabby!!, Gabby!!!,
how many times wey i call you? if i die of laughter, my church people go find you come o!!!
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 11:02am On Mar 05, 2009
AnthonyKil:

To all you haters, think what you wanna think. Its a public forum and I can say whatever I want anytime. FOOLS!

Sure you can. Just keep it real, that's all. No dey tok wetin you no fit do grin grin grin[color=#006600][/color]


AnthonyKil:

Gabby, am sorry ok?


make gabby no slap you join tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 10:17am On Mar 04, 2009
Pennywise:

Who is this Anthonykiller


Abeg follow me ask undecided undecided


MrCrackles:

How can you beat someone you have already raped to death?

Are you sick in the head
?

U dey mind the MUMU boy ?
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 10:00am On Mar 04, 2009
Quote from: 190 on Today at 12:28:46 AM
@ kamber,
listen i carry 1,500KG Bags of rice everyday,



your Oga must be a very wicked MAN, making you do all the work meant for 10 apprentices. Or are you trying to finish the work of 2 years in 2 weeks?

see wetin laughter do me, sotay i skip the "MAN". 190, abeg arrange for ur family to get you a new master before this one kill you with work, before u even see babe to friend talk less of beating her grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 9:55am On Mar 04, 2009
190:

@ kamber,
listen i carry 1,500KG Bags of rice everyday,

your Oga must be a very wicked, making you do all the work meant for 10 apprentices. Or are you trying to finish the work of 2 years in 2 weeks?

AnthonyKil:

If a women beats me up, I swear I would rape her to her death. And then I would beat her up senselessly and I would bite her clitoris and her tits off.

If a woman beats you up shocked Where you wan come see the energy to rape the SAME woman wey BEAT YOU UP in ur dreams maybe. Anyway, you clearly stated that any woman that you can bite her tits off must be a corpse first b4 u can attempt that shit. See ur mouth, see rape undecided undecided undecided :-


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SeanT21:

It depends on how fit he is.

If I can not beat him up,I sure knows how to knock him over with a hot cooking pot.


ata girl, way to go grin grin grin  Don't mind all of them, correct babes like you and i wont even be caught dead with idiots who dont know how to treat a girl right.
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 5:40pm On Mar 03, 2009
Same goes for all of you wey just dey here dey blow hot air angry

Na the fear of beating dey make some of una date pepperless MUMU girls, like the babe wey her bobo dash staphylococcus and she still dey wonder wetin to do angry angry angry


LAND AM HEAVY SLAPS MEN!!!
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Beat Up A Man? by kamber: 5:34pm On Mar 03, 2009
foc.k this Poo
I dont bliv in words i bliv in BLOWS
2 HELL WIT EXPLAININ WORDS OR DRAGGIN WORDS
WIT A WOMAN,ONCE SHE IS WRONG AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED
I WUD GIV HER THE BEATIN OF HER LIFE AND A BLACK EYE AS FAR
AS IM CONCERNED,DEN FOC.K THE LIVING DAYLITE OUTTA HER THERE AFTER
I NO FIT SHOUT O
AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED NA DEM PUT ALL OF US 4 WAHALA WEN WE DE SO
IF EVE NO GIV ADAM APPLE CHOP I KNW SAY I FOR DON REACH MAYBE 708YRS BY NOW
SO MAK WE DE BEAT DEM DEY GO, SISTAWOMAN BETA NO LET ME CATCH U O
I GO PANELBEAT DAT UR FACE EHHEN,
I no get JOY O
na fake men full this thread,
if anywoman can eva beat me na bridge i go from Jump afta writing my will
NEVA
can Hull city eva beat Chelsea, NEVA
na so me and women case be
anyway jst kiddin ppl
slip don de catch me
later
1love

BOY, YOU ALMOST GOT ME FOOLED THERE, SOUNDING LIKE THE TYPICAL OFSPRING OF A BATTERED WOMAN shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked!
   ,  until i saw that u wer just kidding grin or else i for tell you say if u encounter babe like me com mess up, the heavy decking wey i for bless you with ehn, no be person go tell you to bail fast!!
Romance / Re: My Ex Won't Reply To My Farewell Email by kamber: 5:10pm On Mar 03, 2009
Come o, sugar4all, you no wan go rest ? ok, as you no wan hear advice, carry a very big placard and write that ur mail ontop, hang am for ur neck and stand in front of his office or house and wait for the correct response wey fit MUMU GIRL like yo embarassed embarassed embarassedu. [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Culture / Re: Tokunbo (Second Hand) Virgins by kamber: 4:00pm On Mar 02, 2009
Abeg, wetin be d address of the hospital again? I need am tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Pls Read The Text Message She Sent by kamber: 3:53pm On Mar 02, 2009
You no go go find your mate? na u go still post another topic like "Help, after 2 kids, my woman looks like my mother!!'' in future if she gree marry you. She don dey block you now you still dey form fool angry  Shebi na Nairaland, I dey wait you angry
Romance / Re: To Marry My Girlfriend He's Offering Me 2 Million Naira! by kamber: 3:29pm On Mar 02, 2009
Y me,
no be small thing o, e reach to short words, true lipsrsealed

See wetin poverty dey cause ?
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Romance / Re: To Marry My Girlfriend He's Offering Me 2 Million Naira! by kamber: 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2009
Abeg o, make i ask a few questions first before i give my verdict.

Q1--- na the level of the highly paid job wey the girl get be this sotay no chair for the flat, abi na one room?

Q2----To the loaded Mumu; Why you no fit buy common chair for the babe wey u wan dash person 2 million naira for? or you like say she dey take her bed do settee  

Q3---- una say na Aba this boy dey undecided?


Q4----And finally to the main Job man himself; You sure say no be you and ur babe dey plan this racketh? as per, you get the dough and both of you split it afterwards ?


If una ask me, e be like say the real MUGU here na the so called ''loaded Guy''
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me Staphylococcus by kamber: 1:43pm On Mar 02, 2009
poster,i must compliment u on ur stupidity and foolishness

know why?
cos some of u women r goats,and refuse to read d handwriting on d wall,even when its so damn clear


No be wetin i tok? MUMU GIRL undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Very high MQ ie MUMU QUOTIENT!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me Staphylococcus by kamber: 1:26pm On Mar 02, 2009
Girlfriend, e be like say yur MUMU level high well well shocked

At this level, na croco-dile-coccus you go catch next with that ur sumtin when d bobo apear again grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, as u still dey wonder if na love im love you or im just carry you de cool tension undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: The United States Army Looking to recruit Igbos by kamber: 5:49pm On Feb 25, 2009
Abeg, why dem no want IJAWS they can save money on training if this is all because of the recession, cos those are already well trained MILITANTS from the creeks; grin As a matter of fact, bullets no dey enter ijaw millitants body!!! Ask Alhaji Asari Dokubo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Stop Dating Poor Girls. by kamber: 5:26pm On Feb 25, 2009
Isn't it better to date a poor girl whose is rich in ''home training'', than to date a rich girl who has a high poverty level with home training and manners Guys want to ultimately marry a wife who can cook, treat him, his family and friends with respect, keep her home clean even when nannies are not readilly available so why do the dress rehearsal with the rich babes when most have absolutely no content? shocked

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