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Festusd:
Sorry bro, please do u have an international degree??

No I don't..

PaulBulus:
Congrats man... I think it was last week or two weeks a regret mail came in, stating that my multiple applications with different emails and address had been noticed, hence auto disqualification... Mehnnn, I was like who could scale thru all those strong test, esp the numerical part at a go... Had to retry until I went thru and now the regret mail... So you went thru on just one trial?

Thanks bro. So sorry men...I feel your pain..had tried previous years too and failed so I know how u feel. Actually I used dummy accounts to test the waters first, opened like 6 different accts. So after much practice with the dummy accounts, I then used my main account. Trust me it was aaaaaaaalot of work! As for the numericals the trick I used was I used one dummy acct to screenshot all the questions, then solved them...I noticed they repeated questions in the numericals so that was my saving grace. I'd advise you do that in case you apply next time. The assessment no be child's play at all...

Hello everyone,
I just got an email that I have been shortlisted for a telephone interview. I applied for transaction banking and did my video interview around early November. Here's the mail




Dear Candidate,

Thank you for your interest in Standard Chartered and the Transaction Banking International Graduate Programme.

Congratulations, you have been shortlisted for a telephonic interview with me. This interview will take place on 8 / 9 January 2018. Please look out for the diary invite and confirm asap.

Regards
Raylene Littler
Senior Talent Acquisition Manager - Graduates: Africa
Human Resources

Standard Chartered Bank




Please anyone else got this invite?

abnsugbe:
HOW TO GET YOUR MONEY

1. Ph any amount and wait to be matched.

2. Once matched, make payment and upload pop.

3. Once confirmed, go ahead to GH

4. You will be given your 2017 mavro plus part of your 2016 mavro

5. You don't need to wait for 30days mavro growth period

6. Once your GH is matched and paid, Repeat process 1 to 4

7. By the time we all engage this process, within 30days, we would have withdrew almost all the 2016 mavros.

8. But if you cant follow this process, wait until MMMNG comes up with measure to allow you GH bulk amount (2016) at once.

THE IMPLICATION OF THE ABOVE

1. The system will be busy, and that will encourage more people to join

2. You will always get the total eventually

3. Imagine if you start your PH with 2k and when it is time to GH, you will get 2, 600 immediately your payment is confirmed plus part of 2016 mavro, let's say 12, 400 making a total of 15, 000. It means when next you want to PH, you will have more money to PH instead of the initial 2k.

4. Now, let's say you subsequently wish to PH 10k out of that 15k you just got. You will then get 13, 000 plus part of 2016 mavro which may be 25k, totaling 38k, and so on.

Good day everyone

Mr Clems

Let's assume all that you have said works, he provides help again and then he is able to request to get his 3m and he is matched to get paid... the question is who will pay him Nobody is willing to provide help again, there are no new members because everyone is scared and discouraged. How can you convince people to put money in a system that hasn't released the money of older participants.... You are sounding like it is mavrodi himself that will credit his account.

Iamlordgee:
So.. What do you want us to do about this

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The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

Epic! Lol!

Timmmy:
Its you thats mental because i can see that your thinking faculty is faulty and thats why you split shit out of your mouth. You need deliverance honestly

Quick question; if your pastors miracles are real then why doesn't he go to hospitals or psychiatric homes to heal them? Religitards!!

Timmmy:
Is better to be silent on what you are not sure about rather than putting yourself in bondage through your tongue. Remeber the tongue is the most smallest part of our body but its very deadly. Be careful pls

Mental slavery at its peak!!!

Category1:
Yeah the CBN is to be a few weeks ago I can't wait for your email is a bit of a bit of the other day and then we have a lot of this is the other say the new year and then we are you can do not be in this is the new York and then I do you can you have a lot of this is not sure you can be a bit and then we are you can you have a lot of this week and then we are not the new one more faster when you are the other than a few months don't know what is a few days to be in this'd the way to the new one of a few months don't have to the other than the way.

Lol!!!!

FakeNEWSevryday:
God is not a looser and HE will never be. If u neither believe in God nor Heaven nor Hell ,it does change the fact that they exist. He is not at loss if any person goes to hell but the person does.
God is too big to be felt by either by our feeling or emotion
How many times have u see any of your nation's presidents face o face? ...and it will be grossly blasphemous to compare God with any.
Believe HIM or not


SOONER OR LATER U GOT TO FACE HIM

Have you faced him before?

EbukaLive:
pffft... The government didn't write the article or the hideous headline. I understand your pains, the statement by the government didn't give specifics on payments or number. The silly journalist did. What Adeosun is saying is payments will made... This government has been forth coming with paying backlog of things left unpaid by the last admin if you have been Following the news, they will pay my brother but it might take a while tho...

Yes, that's our hope. Infact that has been our hope for the past 15 months.. .. That we will be paid. However the fact still remains that they shouldn't have outrightly come out to say that we have been paid when we haven't. They have given a lot of Nigerians a very false news.

adimsmt:
I have argued so many times that YOUWIN was one of the best program the GEJ administration initiated. But i wanted this government to restructured the grant inform of loan because people always take free things for granted and i also want the program to be strictly for university graduates only and allow them to use their certificates as collateral just to simplify the process.

You make it sound like they just woke up one morning and decided to start distributing money to us. We Youwin awardees went through a very rigorous and thorough screening process. We know what we passed through before we won the grants.

[quote author=EbukaLive post=47021025]Please sir, you quoted the whole article sir. Can I ask you a simple question sir? Did you read the whole article or just the headline sir. Eh sir, looking forward to hearing back from you sir...[/quote

I'm sure you've heard the saying "he who wears the shoe knows where it bites"... ... like I said, I'm an awardee. Firstly, I can tell you the headline is false.. the number of awardees approved isn't 638 but 680. Secondly, even out of these approved awardees that the government has claimed that 1. 6 billion has been paid to, not even up to 50 or 60 have been paid. So I can tell you that both the headline and every other claim about payment in the story is false. As I speak to you there are many awardees who haven't even received their 2nd tranche payment.

cnwokike:
Federal Government has paid the sum of N1.6bn to 638 awardees of the Youth Enterprise with Innovation in Nigeria, YouWin, programme, an initiative of the past government.
There have been fears about the government of President Muhammadu Buhari scrapping the programme, with series of protests over the delay in grants.

But Na’inna Dambatta, director of information at the ministry of information, said the money was paid in June.


He said under the programme which took off in 2011, a total of 18, 000 young entrepreneurs were trained in management and business skills for Small and Medium Enterprises (SMEs).

Dambatta said 3, 900 of the trainees, including 1, 200 women, were each given non-repayable take-off grants ranging from N1 million to a maximum of N10 million for businesses of their choice.

“The third edition of the programme, which is still running with 1,500 beneficiaries has received the sum of N11.2 billion in funding,” he said in a statement.

“So far, grants totaling N7.4 billion have been disbursed to the awardees.”


Kemi Adeosun, minister of finance, said the current administration was set to restructure the programme in line with its “change” agenda.

Adeosun said the restructuring would ensure efficiency, transparency and accountability in investing the capital grants given to the beneficiaries.

She added that all the commitments made by the federal government under the YouWIN programme would be fully met.

She said every beneficiary would be duly verified, using tools like bank verification number (BVN), before disbursements.

The minister said the federal government would begin consultations with the beneficiaries and other stakeholders of the programme to inject new ideas for its sustainability.

According to the statement, the ministry of finance, which has been running the programme from inception, will hold the consultation on July 22 in Abuja.

Winners of the third edition of the programme, earlier this month, stormed the headquarters of the ministry to protest the delay in the payment of their grants.

NAN

http://dailypost.ng/2016/06/28/buhari-pays-n2-6bn-to-638-youwin-awardees/

I am a YouWIN! Awardee and I haven't been paid. Not even up to 60 out of the 680 awardees have been paid. Its quite unfortunate the kind of government we have whose aim is to build a legacy of incessant lies!

I find it amusing how Christians reign insults and threats when they are asked questions that they can't provide answers to. These same Israelites we call children of god have a population where 65% are either non religious or atheists. Why do we fiercely defend a religion whose origin we don't fully know and whose only evidence is a hand written bible we claim to be the true word of god? This same bible that has been editted many many times over the years that we dont even know what is true about its contents. This same Bible supports slavery (exodus 21:21, Ephesians 6:5), encourages rape ( Deuteronomy 22: 28-29) and so on... . Christians claim to serve the one true god but have uncountable denominations.. (Catholics, protestants, apostolics, Anglicans, Jehovah withness etc ), of which each of these different denominations have altered beliefs. But hey, I shouldn't dare to ask questions because the same god that said Adam and eve shouldn't eat from the fruit of knowledge or else they will die still said, in the same bible, that my people perish for lack of knowledge. Na wa.!