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Ubenedictus:
you are the best spiritual adviser, i'll like to have a friend like you

babestell:
U have me already. ?...why u need another friend

SalC:
I have them!

Ubenedictus:
sorry! How many bones did you break?

Rich4god:
Allow her make she dey play defence mechnism... We already knw their status...

babestell:
All of the above!!
Depending on my mood
1) is when am feeling romantic
2) is when I just got back from confession and feel holy
3) is when I drink coffee
4) is when I am in my feminist mood.

There is an option 5...SalC and Syncan are one and the same!!!!

MariaGoretti:
Words alone can't express the depth of graritude I feel in my heart....your prayers and good will upon me has landed me a job.
Thank you sooooooo much my brethens and also join me in praising God for his blessings.
My prayer remains that he grant us all that which we have at heart according to his holy will..amen.
Congrats again and again
May this be the beginning of new blessings in your life. Amen

oya, everybody go take one bo......the bill is on me!

Rich4god:
Ubenedictus... Plz help us ask Salc how she knws Syncan does such dancing step... I think am migrating from Sal n Syn r sibling to Sal n Syn r *gaspin 4 air* mk i tk fresh air, i dey com to complete my statemnt...

Rich4god:
Erm... Kamsified is my zing... So i bet she wouldnt do dat...

SalC:
You need to make up your mind and take a stand now and I will really oblige you, I fear for Syncan else I would've displayed how naughty I can be

Just make up your mind and I will get permission to play along all the way, . Onye agbakwala oso

So what's your stand
1) Syncan and SalC are married
2)Syncan and SalC are siblings
3)Syncan and SalC are friends
4)Syncan is cheating on his wife with SalC (this one is hilarious)
Any other option?

SalC:
Wrong!!! I never denied Syncan, why should I?

SalC:
If yours is no where to be found, mine will do the needfful

babestell:
Am not her friend!!

Rich4god:
lol... Kamsified... Tot u said u invited all ur friends...

Mzflexydeeva:
okokobioko!!! Men see gist everywhere. Hmmmmmm! Wat of pope? Is he on leave?? Well well well I guess I won't wanna be left out again. So who is gonna be my spiritual director & follow up leader?

Syncan:
Seeing that you were specific about a director and not directress...though I wonder why...I am inclined to look towards Jnrbayano.

Ubenedictus:
I am just coming from my profile, i wanted to see the apparation only to remember that babestell is radio Katangua alway broadcasting fake news.

babestell:
syncan and salc are married to each other but they keep denying it because salc wants to keep sowing her wild oats.

striklymi drives like idiot no 1
Kamsified and rich4god are hugging non Christian hug
Italo is seeing visions in church
Ubenedictus wants to be anonymous but doesn't mind putting his picture up as dp. He is alao dodging answering how many kids strik shld have
I have greedy prayer points


what did I forget

Rich4god:
or i can be ur director without she knwin... :-P

Mzflexydeeva:
my dearest friend how r u and how have u. Been?? Wats been happening & wat did I miss? Fill me in so I can flow

Rich4god:
Today being the last day of the month, I want to use this mean to thank God for all He did for me this october... I had so many near misses while driving this month than any other month... As i look back the month, i get to see that it wasnt my driving skills that saved the day, but the Hand of God... Most times, its as a result of my carelessness, but all the same, i realy thank God for being there for me and my family...esp, my parent...

Mzflexydeeva:
Hello room

POPEII:
Kamsy you are doing a wonderful job

thank you guys for keeping this wonderful group/thread going. I really miss my time here , I shall come back soon tho

@the newbies welcome and enjoy your stay among your brethren

Pope

Rich4god:
Where is my kamsy... Have realy missed you.... Greetings to everyone...

Ubenedictus:
ok oh!

U try!

I don hear!

U no know me abi? No friend in the jungle.

jnrbayano:
It was safe trip bro. Thank God.

Thanks for the call

Rich4god:
lol... U r even dignifying me when you use that word on me... Cos am worse than that... In one of the "near-misses", i was literally looking at a passer-by when I nearly bash into another vehicle at high speed... U knw, hw stupid for me to do that...

striktlymi:
Neither!

If I say I know the details of how it ended I would be lying. All I know was that I took my eyes off the oncoming tipper and focused on a spot in front of me, expecting the accident to happen.

My vehicle is a bit large and would conveniently take more than half the width of the road. By every calculation that truck driver was supposed to at least graze the rear end of the vehicle.

I don't know why it didn't happen but on retrospect I am coming to the conclusion that it may have been the hand of God through one of the saints. I guess God was trying to tell me something today.

So many 'coincidences' that I may just throw logic to the winds this time around.

Ubenedictus:
hey! I b think say we b paddi? Weytin be dis naw?

babestell:
My PRAYER INTENTIONS are as follows

1) i want to take over the world and be so great that people will hang a picture of me in the stars and tell their children " I want you to grow up and be like babestell"

2) 99% of the wisdom of Solomon

3) Forgiveness of sins

4) I want to have a hot shape and be so beautiful, people will ...........

5) Healing spiritual, physical, financial and mental

6) Is it okay to pray openly for a very wealthy, catholic spouse who will worship the ground i walk on

I showed my friend my prayer points and she said its very selfish. but hey today is my day....Am allowed to be selfish!!

babestell:
Emmmmm
Kamsified help me!!!!