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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Stark Illiterate? by Kandiiikane(m): 10:00pm On Mar 14, 2013
Lool, erm I really hate getting asked such questions

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Nairaland / General / Re: BUSTED: Lagos Gay Hideouts Exposed by Kandiiikane(m): 9:57pm On Mar 14, 2013
Temismith: Are these things actually happening in the same planet wher i am? I doubt. Pluto i guess.

Lmfaoooo grin
Religion / Re: Another White Pope, Shaking My Head! by Kandiiikane(m): 9:56pm On Mar 14, 2013
Rossikk: Go back to the kitchen where you belong.

Okay cheesy
Religion / Re: Another White Pope, Shaking My Head! by Kandiiikane(m): 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2013
Mtchewww
Religion / Re: Another White Pope, Shaking My Head! by Kandiiikane(m): 9:51pm On Mar 14, 2013
no
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kandiiikane(m): 9:48pm On Mar 14, 2013
lekpalicious: I think you are cute and a nyc guy too dnt mind her grin

grin
Religion / Re: Another White Pope, Shaking My Head! by Kandiiikane(m): 9:46pm On Mar 14, 2013
who wuld want a blk pope? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kandiiikane(m): 9:41pm On Mar 14, 2013
wat does dat even mean undecided you are a doosh
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kandiiikane(m): 8:44pm On Mar 14, 2013
CFCfan:

You are welcome cool

Are u a writer? I guess u can post your write-up here, but it shouldn't be too long o.

you aren't the cutest guy you know undecided
Health / Re: Functions & Health Benefits Of Drinking Water by Kandiiikane(m): 8:41pm On Mar 14, 2013
then don't drink it angry
Romance / Re: What Are You Looking For In A Relationship? by Kandiiikane(m): 8:02pm On Mar 14, 2013
Lol, just this weekend my mum tried to tackle me to the floor when she tried hitting me and I told her,'You sabi say you nor able me agen, if nor be for God and sin ehn?' She was out of breath by just grabbing my arm lol. grin

I never really take it seriously though and neither does she. She would try to hit me when she feels like "I'm going against her word" but I always duck on time. tongue

She stopped beating me when I was 13. She used her belt on me then and I just sat there without moving and allowed her to lay the licks until she got tired and fed up that I was not reacting to the pain.

I think you should do that, op. If you want her to stop hitting or slapping you, just stand there and let her do it and don't give her any enjoyment from it. They derive pleasure from watching you groan and shout over it. She will stop for sure.
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Starts Shooting 'Unscripted' Reality Show (Pictures) by Kandiiikane(m): 8:01pm On Mar 14, 2013
grin
Food / Re: How To Choose The Perfect Steak. by Kandiiikane(m): 7:51pm On Mar 14, 2013
pleep:
i always wondered what made some steaks better than others, and some steaks just plain bad.


#  My #1 tip is get to introduce yourself to your local butcher and become friends.
# Buy the best grade of meat you can afford, Prime, Choice, Select in that order.
# When possible, buy from the butchers counter not the pre-packaged section.
# Look for steaks with fine texture and firm to the touch.
# You want the color to be a light cherry red color, not deep red. And by all means stay away from gray meat.
# Look for a steak that has marbling. It is the thin threads of fat running through the meat that makes it Prime and gives it that incredible flavor.
# Dry aging is considered better than wet aging but that may be a matter of taste. However, avoid meat that has no aging and is too fresh.
# If you do buy packaged meat, stay away from any with excessive moisture, tears or that are past their sell by date.
# Just because the label says Angus, doesn't mean it is Certified Black Angus (CBA)



Powertrip, why not reveal yourself and save me the hassle? It feels like child's play. Jallow is that you? Abeg, I have a bed calling me.
Nairaland / General / Re: BUSTED: Lagos Gay Hideouts Exposed by Kandiiikane(m): 7:45pm On Mar 14, 2013
Sounds like a spastic threatening me with a plastic knife. Na wa for una oo. You go undercover to utter this sh*t to me?


My enemies, do not put me to shame I beg. Atleast batter me now before saying you've put me in my place.!
Family / Re: Ladies,do You Have Heavenly Feelings!! by Kandiiikane(m): 7:42pm On Mar 14, 2013
Lmfaoo! You are a liar! Guys that do it indeed. You think say I be mumu?
Celebrities / Re: ....Anyone Know The Name Of This Nigerian Actress? by Kandiiikane(m): 7:39pm On Mar 14, 2013
You really think that shyt you spewed is you biting hard? I wasn't wrong when I said you were an escapee.

*taps her back down to earth*

I even hard to knack myself for a while for continuing with your lame and stale comments.
Religion / Re: Another White Pope, Shaking My Head! by Kandiiikane(m): 7:37pm On Mar 14, 2013
No azz? sad

Going to bed. angry

*takes out an.al beads*

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