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Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by kanechimex(m): 11:20am On Jan 17, 2013
The final match between Nigeria and Ghana and the black stars lead 10 goals to 1.The Nigerian side calls for a change and the centre referee is immediately replaced by Howard Webb.Webb awards 150 penalties to the Nigerian side.Mikel misses 140 of those penalties.Webb decides to play the rest.He scores all but the goals were against the SE.Enyeama,Yobo,Efe,and Keshi hang themselves with their shirts on the SE goal post.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Catalonia Friendly (1 - 1 ) On Wednesday January-2-2013 by kanechimex(m): 7:25pm On Jan 02, 2013
these naija guys jus dey let catalonia do anitin wey dem like with ball.btw.i neva see their keeper oh.
Literature / Re: Love-life On Campus by kanechimex(m): 4:00pm On Jan 02, 2013
Bukky,got something i want to tell you.When write a story like this,try to remember to write words in full.for example,instead of gal,write girl and instead of lyk,write like.Also,put your write up in paragraphs.More over,when writing a dialogue between two characters,start each dialogue on a new line.Thanks

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Literature / Merry Xmas by kanechimex(m): 11:41pm On Dec 24, 2012
Before you all start seeing fake threads wishing you a very merry christmas tomorrow,let me wish all the same with this original thread with Nafdac number 24-12-12.
Merry Christmas(in advance) to all members and guests of the Literature section
Literature / Re: Sour Revenge by kanechimex(m): 11:08am On Dec 18, 2012
One....
"Forget that guy,Obaino",Kenny said over the phone,"it's been 3 years since your sister died"
This was not the first time Kennedy was trying to dissuade Obinna from killing Daniel.
"It seems you have forgotten what she meant to me"Obinna replied.Obinna wouldn't forget.Obiageli was only his half sister.His mum got pregnant for another man when he was five and gave birth a year later.Obiageli's birth caused a divorce.Obinna's dad,Frank,left and was not heard from again.But Obinna must have felt the same Adam felt when he saw Eve for the first time,when he saw Obiageli.The feeling was mutual and Obiageli stuck to Obinna.
When she was in her teens,boys were scared of toasting her for fear of Obinna.Obinna stopped harrasing her male admirers when she got past 20.Now,she was dead.Friends,relatives,even his mum kept telling him to forgive and forget.He tried explaining that he couldn't and that he would forget when Daniel was 6ft beneath.
"Guy,u dey alive at all",Kenny's voice from the phone disrupted his thoughts,"You been no dey reply".
"I'm okay,man"He replied.
"You down for some bottles this night?"Kenny asked.
Obinna looked at the clock in his room.It read 4:15 p.m.
"Alright K."He answered "Whatever".
Obinna cut the call and resumed thinking.The police had asked not to get involved,that they would handle the case effectively.
Well,too bad he knew the whereabouts of Daniel.It was high time Daniel met his creator,Obinna thought.
Literature / Re: Razor Tongue: A Story by kanechimex(m): 5:02pm On Dec 17, 2012
Sade,I'm on my knees.abeg come and continue the story,ehn
Literature / Re: Sour Revenge by kanechimex(m): 3:29pm On Dec 17, 2012
Abeg Ice,no turn me to iceblock oh.tanks for liking.i go continue the gist sha
Literature / Sour Revenge by kanechimex(m): 12:42pm On Dec 17, 2012
Introduction.

Obinna stood there.At the grave and recalled the last time he had seen his younger sister.
Obiageli,his sister,had gotten married and for 14 months,he and his mum heard nothing from her.Then one day,they came visiting.He was with Kenny,his best buddy,and his mum,Sandra,when Obiageli came with her husband.He had feigned the anger he showed at her for not calling home regularly but the answer she gave had given made him quite angry.
"My husband didn't think it was wise",she had said,"So I didn't bother"
Obiageli was a renowned fashion designer,Obinna knew and her husband was...was...Obinna didn't know what the husband did for a living.He hated the man the very day he had asked to marry Obiageli.
When Obiageli had answered him,he told her that she didn't need her husband's approval to ask about her own family.
The husband,fool that he was,had answered Obinna.He told him "A wife should obey her husband in all things.Get that into your head".
Obinna was amused and told the man that his sister was not to be ordered about.
The husband,Daniel Alero,replied "I paid her bride price".This statement brought about a fight between Obinna and Daniel in which Daniel was the vanquished.
Obiageli left with Daniel in anger and promised never to speak with Obinna again.5 months later,there came a news that Obiageli had been strangled in her house. Daniel was accused of murder but was acquitted because he had had a strong alibi.
Obinna wasn't convinced.He knew Daniel had killed his sister.He made a promise to end Daniel's life.
Literature / Re: Razor Tongue: A Story by kanechimex(m): 11:08am On Dec 17, 2012
Serah,you can spank me when you finish the story.so come back and continue
Literature / Re: Razor Tongue: A Story by kanechimex(m): 1:45pm On Dec 16, 2012
Serah Sade,Where are you nah...and where is the story, undecided
Literature / Re: Razor Tongue: A Story by kanechimex(m): 2:06pm On Dec 15, 2012
Come out,serah.i know you re here.where is the rest of the story,nah?
Literature / Re: *~Efemena-xy Voted Literature/Writing Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by kanechimex(m): 7:56am On Dec 13, 2012
Larry Sun!
Literature / Re: The Official Literature/Writing Section Poster Of The Year Award 2012 by kanechimex(m): 9:43am On Dec 06, 2012
Larry Sun.i nominate him[color=#990000][/color]
Religion / Re: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by kanechimex(m): 3:59pm On Dec 04, 2012
Make i write ma own
Proverbs 15:17
E beta make you chop leaves wit pipo wen love you than for you to chop one big cow with pipo wey no like you
Literature / Re: The House by kanechimex(m): 10:20am On Dec 01, 2012
It was a house.A house?.Peter found himself staring at the house like it was made of gold.Truth was that,the house was just like any other.It was a duplex.An inscription on the house read 'THE HOUSE'.Peter shook his head as if he had been in a trance.
"Chidi",he called,"come and help me check what is wrong with this car".Chidi did not remove his gaze from the house.
"Guy",he said,"it's dark already.Let's stop over at that house and continue the journey tomorrow.
"yeah".Tina and Oluchi agreed.
But the party would have ended,Peter wanted to say.Tina and Oluchi came down from the car and started to walk towards The House.Chidi and Emeka started to follow when Peter asked them to help him push the car out of the road.The House had a garage so they managed to push into the garage.Meanwhile,Tina and Oluchi had been waiting for them.The five of them walked to the door of the house and Peter knocked twice.He hoped the owner of the house had a kind heart.He was in for a surprise
Literature / Re: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by kanechimex(m): 2:25pm On Nov 28, 2012
larry,if you don't post the sequel to the brand of cain,i will do to you what cain did to Tolu.
P.s..I loved the story
Literature / Re: The House by kanechimex(m): 8:08am On Nov 27, 2012
Tina noticed that Peter had become moody.He was rarely in a moody mood and could switch to being angry on the slightest provocation.She thought to uplift his spirit.She turned down the volume of the music so as to talk to Peter.
"Don't tell me you're still thinking about what that old man said ",she said to Peter
"guy,you be jonkie oh.so na becos of that guy you jus dey do like slowpoke" Chidi chided Peter.
"Is that why you reduced the music volume "Oluchi asked Tina.
"Increase the volume jor" Emeka said.
Oluchi tried to reach from the backseat to increase the music volume and Tina tried to prevent her;she wanted to hear Peter's reply.Chidi and Emeka were 'yabbing' Peter.The noise they were making was just too much Peter.
"Shut up" He shouted.Everyone was surprised by this outburst from Peter.The car too was surprised for it stopped moving and the stereo stopped also.
"so you sabi shout"Chidi said.Peter answered him by trying to rev the car engine.It didn't work so he came down and opened the bonnet of the car.It was twilight already.He saw Chidi look out the window with interest and he turned to see what had caught Chidi's attention
Literature / Re: The House by kanechimex(m): 1:07pm On Nov 25, 2012
this is discouraging.infact,more than discouraging.no comments?..aniways,let me tell me the story
Literature / Re: The House by kanechimex(m): 3:58pm On Nov 23, 2012
"that guy was real funny",Chidi said,"peril?.ha.i have never met anyone one so funny"
"Abeg play our music jor",Oluchi added.Peter did her bidding and turned to Tina who gave him one of her charming smiles.He thought to himself,If only i could get her alone##
The old man watched the car move out of sight then he turned as he heard another car approaching.He flagged the car down and went to meet the driver
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I hope the first part wasn't too long.I got carried away.I hope to continue the story soon. Wish me luck

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Literature / The House by kanechimex(m): 3:51pm On Nov 23, 2012
My first story wasn't so nice.I'm gonna try my best with this one.
Peter drove slowly along the road.He noticed that the road was sidelined by bushes and houses were scanty on the road.His girlfriend,Tina,sat in the front with him.His two friends,Chidi and Emeka sat in the backseat.Oluchi,Emeka's girlfriend sat between them.Peter's car was the only one in the road.Peter silently wondered where all the other motorists went to.There wasn't much conversation in the car because a song was blasting from the car's stereo and the people in the car were nodding their heads in time with the song.
There was a big tree beside the road,ahead of Peter.The tree was so big that its branches went over the road and its leaves prevented the evening sun's ray from reaching the ground.An old man sat at the foot of the tree.When they got close to the tree,he signalled for them to stop.Peter was not the kind to disobey an elder,so he stopped and reduced the volume of the stereo to hear what the old man had to say.
"My children",the old man began,not even replying their greetings,"where are you going to?".
Peter thought it was a silly question but did not say anything.
"We are going to visit a friend" Emeka answered.
"Don't you know that the road ahead of you lies in peril?",the old man asked.The occupants of the car looked at the old man as if he had gone mad.Oluchi was quick to say.
"please,Peter,continue this journey.it seems this old man is high on snuff".The other people laughed except Peter.
"You don't believe me",the old man said.He was obviously disappointed.
"No,we dont",Chidi replied,amidst his laughter.Peter didn't contribute to the discussion but he kept all the man said in the back of his mind.
"All those who ply this road do not come back alive",the old man continued,his eyes fixed on Peter.Peter looked into the man's eyes and thought he saw fear in it-fear for them that were in the car.Peter had an urge to turn back the way he came but he knew that would make his friends mad.The last statement of the old man made them laugh anew(with the exception of Peter).
"Man,you are so hilarious",Tina giggled.Chidi and Emeka started to urge Peter to continue driving.Finally, Peter spoke to the old man "We have to go",he said solemnly,"we'll see when we get back."
"That was what the person before you said",the old man muttered.
"What?",Peter enquired.The old man said nothing but threw a paper into the car.Peter didn't see the paper before.
"Call the number on the paper.it belonged to the person who went before you",he said as Peter began driving.
When they were out of the old man's earshot,they started to laugh again.Peter joined in this time.
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 8:18am On Nov 20, 2012
Kale was silent for some minutes.He watched the still burning car.Then he spoke into the phone "who killed Kaleb"
"It's not something we can discuss on phone.Come over to The House and we'll talk.",Fabian replied,"but first,take care of Tega"#######
Kale walked into the warehouse-like building.Inside the building,there were many armed men.Kale knew this was the mafia house of Tega.Some men were bringing some packages from another door into the building.Kale suspected the packages to be some banned drugs or ammunitions.
One man came to meet Kale.He was weilding an Uzi.
"yes,how can I help you",he said to Kale.
"I want to see your boss".Kale said in tone that would have intimidate Superman.The man didnt show any sign of being scared.He just pointed the gun at Kale and asked what for.Kale acted very fast.He hit the Uzi guy on the stomach with his knee and while the man doubled up,Kale twisted the Uzi out of his hand and pointed it at him.
When Kale did this,he saw that fifty guns were pointed back at him.It might have been more than fifty.Then Kale felt something cold on his neck. A voice ordered him to drop the gun he held and to turn around. Kale did as he was asked.When he turned, he saw Tega pointing a gun to his chest.Tega lowered the gun and said jovially "Hello, Kale" ######
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 11:06pm On Nov 08, 2012
The man in the cell didn't respond when Kale told him to come out of the cell.He must have thought he was dreaming.
"Aren't you going to come out?",Kale asked him,"this guy is not going to stay unconscious for long".
The man came out of the cell and stood beside Kale.
"I appreciate you coming to try and get me out of here",the man started to say,"but how exactly are we going to get out of this station"
"Don't worry about that",Kale told him,"there's a car outside of this station.I drove it when I was coming.we just have to get past the other policeman in front".
It was no hardwork getting past Kenneth for he was asleep already.Kale and the man,Stefan was his name actually,walked quietly so as not wake Kenneth up.When they got outside,Kale lent Stefan his shirt because it was cold.So Kale wore a singlet and a jean trousers while Stefan wore Kale's shirt with a boxer as they got into Kale's car.It was a toyota camry.
Kale drove for 40 minutes and then pulled over.There was hardly any car on the road.
"Why are you stopping" Stefan asked Kale.
"We need to celebrate your escape from prison" Kale reached towards the back seat and brought a bottle of champagne.He gave it to Stefan.
"Where's the glass" Stefan asked,although he looked suspiciously at the drink like it contained acid instead of wine.
"Sorry",Kale replied,"no glass".
Stefan put the bottle to his mouth and drank a little from it.He passed the bottle back to Kale.Kale kept the bottle beside him.A few minutes later,Stefan said "I'm feeling drowsy.I think would sleep for a while".
The drink was supposed to make you sleep,Kale thought.While Stefan slept, Kale got out of the car and locked the doors and windows of the car.He opened the trunk of the car and brought out a 10-litre 'jerrycan' of fuel.He poured the fuel round the car.When he finished,he brought a lighter from his jean pocket.He stepped away from the car a little and threw the lighter on the car.
Kale watched the car burn and soon, he could hear the muffled screams of Stefan.Kale's phone started to ring.He say that Fabian was the one calling him.
"Hey, Kale" Fabian said as he picked the call.
"This had better be good" Kale replied,"Why are you calling me"
"It is about Tega the drug lord.He is your next target".
"Why can't you send any of the Seven" Kale asked.
"They are inexperienced",Fabian told Kale,"and you know that"
"What about Kaleb?."Kale asked "He is great at what he does best".
"That's why I'm calling" Fabian replied "Kaleb is dead and I'm thinking Tega Killed him.

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Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 9:41pm On Nov 08, 2012
dont mind me efemena.i was joking about your comment being harsh.i see what you have asked me to do and i hope i follow it in the next part of the story
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 9:10pm On Nov 08, 2012
that was kinda harsh,efemena..i'm crying already..but then,what more punctuations should i put in my write up..someone who has written a story should help me out...
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 7:52pm On Nov 08, 2012
guys,I'm using a phone and it is hard to know when to punctuate and when not to..anyways,i would still work on the story
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 10:09am On Nov 05, 2012
"I'm sorry for your loss", Ugonna said without feeling,"I can't help you". Kale pleaded again and because Kenneth asked too,Ugonna reluctantly agreed to show Kale the cell of the ra.p.ist.Ugonna led Kale to the prisoner's cell. When they got to the cell,Ugonna asked the prisoner to turn his lights on at the request of Kale.
"You've seen him.I would appreciate if you start leaving" Ugonna said to Kale.
"One minute" Kale responded. But Ugonna would hear none of it. Ugonna put his right hand on Kale's shoulder, and made to push him forward but Kale turned and twisted Ugonna's hand to his back. Then he hit Ugonna's head against the bars of the ra.p.ist. Kale did it again and again and soon Ugonna became unconscious. Kale let his body drop to the floor. He searched Ugonna's unconscious body and found a bunch of keys on it.
It didn't take Kale long to discover the key to the ra.p.ist prison. He opened the door and said to the ra.p.ist who had been watching them the whole time "Get ready, I'm breaking you out of here" .
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 9:01am On Nov 05, 2012
Thanks, Efemena.I would try to heed your advice.
Literature / Chronicles Of The Hunters by kanechimex(m): 6:00pm On Nov 02, 2012
This might not be the right title for the story i'm about to tell but I didn't know what to title it.Alright,here goes.
Kale walked into the police station quite calmly.The two officers who were on duty that night watched him as he walked towards them."good evening,officers"Kale said to them. Kenneth, one of the officers,who was not more than 28 years,said "welcome,what can we do for you".The other officer was not as friendly as his colleague."isn't it late for you to be moving around".He said to Kale.Kale looked at the clock in the station.The time was 11:30 p.m.
Kale said"Sir,i want to confirm something".
"and what is this thing you wish to confirm "the unfriendly policeman said.his name was Ugonna.The previous week,a man had been caught.The man had raped a young girl of 16years and after raping her,he killed her.The man was in prison and wouldn't face trial till two months time.Kale said "Would you let me see him".Ugonna looked at Kale in disbelief "why would i do something so silly.?first of, i dont know you.second,i dont trust you.why do you want to see him in the first place".Before Kale could say anything,Kenneth said"cut the guy some slack,ugonna.he just wants to see the prisoner"......"the girl he killed was my cousin"Kale replied.He was lying but he knew the policemen couldn't tell."i'm sorry for your loss"Ugonna said without feeling###
had to cut it. my battery is low.when i charge it,i would continue.
Romance / My Thoughts by kanechimex(m): 12:47pm On Oct 29, 2012
I sit here,in my couch,in my house,wondering...thinking to myself..i feel the need to put my thoughts down and i pick up my phone and log in to nairaland..my thoughts begin with girls.....who never cease to complain about all men being the same and about boys being selfish and wicked and greedy....if u really check the matter,its mostly the fault of them girls...
SOME GIRLS ARE PLAIN STUPID....these are the ones that enter a relationship with a player,hoping to change him...
SOME GIRLS ARE PLAIN GREEDY....these ones enter a relationship because of the money the boy has..the relationship ends when the boy finds out the real reason behind the girl's dating him..
SOME ARE UNLUCKY to be in a relationship with an insensitive clod but there are signs that are suppose to show that someone cares less for you....
My advice is this,for every prospective 'dater',fall in love with character,not beauty..friendship should develop into a relationship,i dont buy the idea of courting someone...lastly,young adults shouldn't date when they arent ready for marriage....
I stop thinking about girls for a minute and my thoughts shift to the senseless killings of Boko Haram but that is for another day...
P.S...I talk from experience....the experience of other people
TV/Movies / Nollywood Movies by kanechimex(m): 11:44am On Oct 29, 2012
The Figurine,The Meeting,Last Flight To Abuja,Ije,Ties That Bind,In The Cupboard....these are great nollywood movies...and for those of us wey get faith in naija movies,this is a promise of other great movies to come
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by kanechimex(m): 2:04pm On Oct 24, 2012
so wu wants to interview me...am new though...
TV/Movies / Re: Omotola: Nollywood Can "Compete" With Hollywood by kanechimex(m): 1:19pm On Oct 22, 2012
although,nollyword movies are really bad...there are some dat are good sha like The Figurine and In The Cupboard.those movies were tight

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