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Career / What Is The Most Bizarre Thing A Coworker Has Ever Done To Get Fired by Kanixt(m): 6:51pm On Jan 09, 2019
Loooooong ago I worked in a bank as a customer service representative (teller). Each night, after closing, we had to balance our drawers and ‘sell’ excess denominations to the head teller. We were a commercial bank, in a mall, meaning we took huge deposits from most of the shops in and around the mall. At Christmas time it was not unusual for me to have close to half a million in just my drawer. (My drawer consisted of the actual drawer I had out front with the customers and a small safety deposit box type safe in the main vault.) I tell you all this so you have a little idea how things work and the volume of cash we dealt with.

Here comes a new employee, she wasn’t very friendly to the rest of us but, since she was in the window next to, I was supposed to help her out. Every day she struggled to balance. Us old timers had learned to do a midday balance when it was slow so that, if you were out of balance, you had time to look for the problem and, if you balanced at midday but not at end of day, you knew the problem was after a certain point. I suggested this approach to her so that we wouldn’t all be standing around every night waiting for her to balance.

One day, very early in her career, she balanced pretty quickly for her and everyone happily went home. In the morning we got back any adjustments that came from ‘proof’, the department that checks all the transactions and ensures that they balance (like deposits). She had a $2000 adjustment! How did she balance the night before?

Well, we think she did a midday balance and discovered that her drawer was over by N2000. She may have looked for her problem or not but she never asked for help because nobody knew. We then think she took the money out of her drawer and left with it at lunch. When the proof adjustment came through, it made her drawer N2000 short. When that happens a manager or assistant manager has to audit your drawer.

Bottom line, she was immediately fired. I don’t know if they pressed charges but she did show up to work in the morning in a new car!

This was in the ‘80s so N2000 was a lot more money then.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Inaugurates Technical Advisory Committee On Minimum Wage by Kanixt(m): 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2019
Keep on inaugurating committee after committee until you inaugurate presidential transitional committee that Will help you hand over power to atiku
Politics / Re: Sowore Tells Amina Zakari To 'do The Rightng And Resign' Her INEC Appointment by Kanixt(m): 11:22am On Jan 08, 2019
Amina must go kawai

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Borno State Elders by Kanixt(m): 8:49pm On Jan 07, 2019
Did I see names like John, Peter, Andrew or may be I have to look again. Security Meeting kenan
Politics / Re: 2019: Outcome Of IGP Idris’s Meeting With Buhari Emerges by Kanixt(m): 8:08am On Jan 05, 2019
PassingShot:

And what will happen if his tenure is extended?

Frustrated wailers always have a reason to wail.
Who knows maybe you are even jobless but you celebrating "extention" because of politics. Instead to fight so that old cargos must go so that new ones like you will get in.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Dino Melaye Finally Surrenders, To Meet With IG Of Police by Kanixt(m): 4:08pm On Jan 04, 2019
Better that way than treating human being like rat.

Dino is always right, they want to inject and kill opposition
Politics / Re: How Isa Funtua fraudulently acquired KeyStone Bank and 9Mobile using AMCON MD by Kanixt(m): 7:39am On Jan 04, 2019
Atiku must arrest Buhari: friends, relatives, Colleagues, family,associates, appointees, advisers, aide, supporters and any that post said baba till 2023, they must be arrested be on or before next year like this
Religion / Re: What TEKAN Stands For? by Kanixt(m): 1:07pm On Jan 03, 2019
enjoying

Religion / Re: What TEKAN Stands For? by Kanixt(m): 1:06pm On Jan 03, 2019
Keep reading pls

Religion / What TEKAN Stands For? by Kanixt(m): 12:56pm On Jan 03, 2019

Politics / Re: If He Hadn't Already, Buhari Should Put Surveillance On Aliyu Gusau Immediately! by Kanixt(m): 6:15am On Jan 03, 2019
Kanixt:
[/quote][quote author=MetaPhysical post=74397979]Rtd Gen. Aliyu Gusau had always worked with the foreign Military-Industry Complex and had his hands in terror in different hot spots in the North. He is from Guau, a village in Zamfara, the new hot bed of rising terror.

Terror is a very lucrative business around the globe and those who supply manpower and resources for it are well rewarded. In fact, terror and military expansion go hand in hand, hence you will also find that those who foreign governments rely upon for peaceful negotiations are the same warlords and sponsors behind the violence. Sponsorship of terror is a quick and fast way to go from a nobody at zero level to world prominence in just one atrocity of bloodshed captured for the world to see. Hence, media is also a party in it.

There is so much to cover and say in the link between Aliyu Gusau and terrorism that I believe I should just present resources and graphics for readers to form their own individual frame of mind for who Gusau is.

My own reason for asking for his surveillance, and possible arrest and imprisonment, is because of a recent but not new show of interference from Gusau's partner in US, Gregory Copley. Copley is trying again, as he once did to Jonathan, to interfere in the defense structure to propagate a fresh round of stealing and embezzlement. Gusau has his hands in the upsurge in Zamfara terror. He has always been involved and in connection with bokoharam leadership.


Aliyu Gusau is the one steering PDP, not Uche Secondus. In fact, Aliyu Gusau is behind Atiku picking Peter Obi. It's a calculation. You all have heard of Atiku repeatedly speaking about restructuring, but has anyone wondered when Atiku became a voice for restructuring? I will leave that for another day.

Recent surges in boko attacks, zamfara, the appearance of strange herders in Sokoto, fulani herdsmen access to stream of supply of ak47....these are all hot spots and agenda for political and creation of a localized military-industry complex in Nigeria. Buhari is a roadblock to that agenda. If they succeed in removing him Aliyu Gusau will run our defense department from the convenience of his bedroom. The oil in Delta will have new owners and NDDC and Amnesty will be a thing of the past because the resource and its institutions will be taken from Govt and sold to private hands.



That's fake news. No any strong evidence to support your argument. Better verified your rumour first

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje And Jide Sanwoolu Pictured Together In Church On New Year Day (pics) by Kanixt(m): 2:21pm On Jan 02, 2019
stalwart123:
grin

Is Sanwo Olu a Christian? He's been attending so many Christian gathering recently.

Just a question ooo.
No o.... He's a follower

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje And Jide Sanwoolu Pictured Together In Church On New Year Day (pics) by Kanixt(m): 2:19pm On Jan 02, 2019
madridguy:
Agbaje, our regular customer grin
hahaha..... You funny, customer eni

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Politics / Re: Power Ministry Budgets N168million For Fuel, Generator by Kanixt(m): 11:43am On Jan 02, 2019
I pity apc followers

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Crime / Re: I"m Like Elijah That Was Sought To Be Killed_ Dino Melaye Refuses To Surrender by Kanixt(m): 8:24am On Jan 02, 2019
xtivin2:
Ftc.
But you are committing the same error as Elijah by running away if truly you believe God can deliver you.
Matthew 4:5-7 King James Version (KJV)
5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,

6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God
Religion / Re: Prophet Valentine Alloysiu: Atiku Will Win Presidency, INEC Will Announce Buhari by Kanixt(m): 7:08am On Jan 02, 2019
Rwanda genocide season2 loading.......
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: Emulate Goodluck Jonathan, Concede Defeat If You Lose – Atiku T by Kanixt(m): 6:27am On Jan 02, 2019
He has no option than to relinquish power to pdp. Or do you think Nigeria is these small Africa countries ? Infact let me tell, anything Buhari decided to do not in the interest of Nigerians wallahi Rwanda genocide was just a tip to what will happen to here
Politics / Re: Okorocha Accuses SW & North Of Conspiring Against His 2023 Presidential Project by Kanixt(m): 12:39pm On Jan 01, 2019
Okorocha the Igbo man that worship Hausa and Yoruba
Romance / Re: My Wife's Ex. Someone Should Assist Me by Kanixt(m): 8:12am On Jan 01, 2019
marvel2011:
I am everything if not all that any good woman will long to have. I adore and cherish my wife ever since we got married on 23rd December, 2003. That's about fifteen years ago and God had blessed us with three handsome boys. But I don't know why my wife still meet with her ex-boy friend. This issue had brought severe quarrel between us but she keeps the guy phone number and even chat on whatsapp with her. I just don't know what to do. To crown it all, she sings in the church. Please someone should just talk to me now.
Go straight up and tell her to choose between you and him. And 3 things will happen 1.you 2.him 3. No answer.
If 3.happens that means she want to maintain this status quo. Then decision is on you whether to force her out or to force yourself out of the marriage
If 2.happens you have to accept it as destiny and move forward.
If 1.happens you have to give her hard conditions without fear of losing her or the kids that will make her impossible to see him again.
Please be a man enough for her.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And His Kids Step Out In Matching Outfits by Kanixt(m): 7:47am On Jan 01, 2019
2019prophets:
BOLD PREDICTIONS:

The boy on the left go become armed-robber the girl go become olosho, the boy in the middle will come out as gay. all to happen in 20 years time cheesy

What do you think will happen to your future children?
Since you can't say something good about other people's children. Or you don't believe in "it doesn't matter where you came from, you can still make a difference"
Politics / Re: 2019: I Challenge You To Report Me To EFCC – Atiku Tells Buhari, Others by Kanixt(m): 6:31pm On Dec 31, 2018
See buharians now ready for insult. 1 2 3 begin

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Politics / Re: EFCC Pioneer Chairman, Ribadu Donates Offices, Campaign Buses To Buhari by Kanixt(m): 6:24pm On Dec 31, 2018
When atiku become president all efcc staffs present and formers, all police present and formers, all military and paramilitary present and formers, all politicians present and past, lastly all deep blue state will go for hijira outside nigeria.
Politics / Re: We Can’t Afford To Pay N30,00 Minimum Wage, Govs Tell NLC by Kanixt(m): 6:17pm On Dec 31, 2018
Father Father help us send some guardian from above, people got me question me. Where is the love3*?
Romance / Re: What Is With Our Nigerian Women N Big Stomach by Kanixt(m): 2:18pm On Dec 31, 2018
iSpread:
Good day fellas please what is wrong with our Nigerian article posters, more than 85% of them do not MIND THEIR BUSINESS...

that's his business
Politics / Re: Why Atiku May Lose 2019 Presidential Election – PDP Governor [Premium Times] by Kanixt(m): 1:56pm On Dec 31, 2018
Cooked up story! That unnamed governor is the mole in pdp

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Autos / Re: The 50 Naira That Almost Caused Depression by Kanixt(m): 1:52pm On Dec 31, 2018
ainas247:
I no just understand anything here.. lipsrsealed

Dominate Google page one with your business see results in my profile


Must you understand "anything here"?

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Politics / Taking "To The Next Level " By Buhari by Kanixt(m): 12:18pm On Nov 19, 2018
Apc mandated

Politics / Re: Alleged Ganduje Bribes: Fayose Accuses Buhari, EFCC Of Double Standard by Kanixt(m): 6:19am On Nov 18, 2018
buhariguy:
Thief fayose don't have moral standing to talk.

You are part of the problem. Infact you represent every problem this country is facing.

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Religion / Cia Releases Religious Population Data Of Nigeria(must See) by Kanixt(m): 4:51pm On Nov 17, 2018
CIA RELEASES RELIGIOUS POPULATION DATA OF NIGERIA(Must See)
nowvideo.today Nov 17, 2018 11:02 AM



The Central Intelligence Agency- CIA, The much quoted American intelligence unit website has made a revision on their website’s Nigerian section under People and Society, Ethnic groups as well as Religion.: Updated November 09 , 2018.

According to them, this is the reflection of Nigeria’s ethnic statistics: Hausa 27.4% Igbo (Ibo) 14.1% Yoruba 13.9% Fulani 6.3% Tiv 2.2% Ibibio 2.2% Ijaw/Izon 2% Kanuri/Beriberi 1.7% Igala 1% Others 28.9% Unspecified 0.2%
Crime / Re: Saudi Crown Prince Responsible For Journalist's Assassination - CIA by Kanixt(m): 10:01am On Nov 17, 2018
Wetin kwansine me, na dem

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