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CultureRe: Motorcycle Made In Akwa Ibom, Nigeria by Kanmyos(m): 1:21pm On Jun 08, 2015
gabinogem:
Creative... Nice design...
Really creative
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman Want??? by Kanmyos(op): 11:32am On Jun 08, 2015
Jayjay0:
Money and emm *scratch head* Ego
lol.....u sef u confuse....
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman Want??? by Kanmyos(op): 9:47am On Jun 08, 2015
kilode100:
I am not 16 anymore.
I have loved a guy without money, trust me , there's nothing fulfilling about it.
ok.... if u say so....
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman Want??? by Kanmyos(op): 9:42am On Jun 08, 2015
kilode100:
In that case, I am comfortably OK with the two choices.
But a tym will come wen you would need more than those two choices..... What would you do then?
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman Want??? by Kanmyos(op): 9:39am On Jun 08, 2015
vickerz:
money and dick
Some women want more than that.....
RomanceRe: What Does A Woman Want??? by Kanmyos(op): 9:38am On Jun 08, 2015
kilode100:
I want a man with big brass balls... Deep pockets, then watch as every other thing falls into place.
lol... what if others don't fall into place?
RomanceWhat Does A Woman Want??? by Kanmyos(op): 9:33am On Jun 08, 2015
No lecture today.... This just flashed through me mind this morning and decided to share it with famz here.
What Does A Woman Want?

1: If you show her much care checking on her she will say you're stalking her. If you don't, she will still complain that you don't care, you don't bother to check on her. She might even say maybe you are now dating another lady around that's why you don't check on her.
2: If you show her much love, the moment she realises you love her like crazy and you can't do without her, the day she starts taking your love for granted. If you don't show her enough love, she will say you don't love her.
If you decide to ride the fence, not showing much love and not showing less, she might say "I don't even know if you love me or you're just playing with my feelings, or even your side chick"
3: If you give her much money, she might tag you a maga, and if you don't give her enough she will say you're stingy. She might even because you don't have enough dump you.... And she might even collect from a guy who has enough just to spend it on you or meet your needs. Women!
If God gives you your woman sha... You need not worry.
But let all and sundry show his woman love, affection, do not play with her feelings, do not take her love for granted, show her care, hlp her in every area she needs help...the list continues.... And let every woman do so in return.
R.Kelly said, " when a woman loves, she loves for real"
But to be sincere I don't know how true that is. It might not be applicable in my country.... But sure there are still some women when they love, they love for real.... In my country...#winkz
#StayBlessed.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Sees No Point Why Gov Shettima Should Join PMB To Germany by Kanmyos(m): 8:31am On Jun 08, 2015
Vikkie14:
Lol, you have the Eagle eyes alsohttps://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing024.gif
i have jawe bro...
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Sees No Point Why Gov Shettima Should Join PMB To Germany by Kanmyos(m): 8:25am On Jun 08, 2015
Vikkie14:
Gbagaun!!!
emi na sight e.....me sef i see am.....
EducationStudy In Cotonou by Kanmyos(op): 11:20pm On Jun 07, 2015
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6 credits minimum including maths and english.
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RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2015
Osirimononaye:
wen has condom become bubble that pops at anytimehuh.
Or is dat the D!ck is rough at the surface or shuku! Shuku! Blessedhuh, Or is there a nail at the end of the Viginahuh, think abt it and u'lll knw dat u've being Fooooooooled!!!!!.
Abeg Naija Boiz no go think of something beta na to dey look for Girls dey Bleep naim be their Own, well some of them will realize their mistake at 60yrz sha grin cheesy .
No hussy But think abt it!! :-/
huh....ok bro.
LiteratureRe: From Scratch To Cash. by Kanmyos(op): 11:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
Divepen1:
First thing first, very interesting piece
Quote every dialogue
tnx bro
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 11:05pm On Jun 07, 2015
sinaj:
wait for d poster below me to xplain it to you.
waitin fr it tho....
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2015
Teempakguy:
some Nigerian guys, I forgot to add that.
snilez....u re funny
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 11:02pm On Jun 07, 2015
Osirimononaye:
I knw no man is perfect, we make mistakes sometimes, but this mistake is a Huge One and a very Educative One, also a Lesson(*sign*) that the relationship should end, y would u Bleep without condomhuh, and y do u bleep openly(Unclad tha D!ck) wen ur nt ready for productionhuh, and don't u knw abortion is a murderhuh
calm down broda!
i dd nt ask hw it happend buh i cn rememba he said d condom tore....i dd nt ask how sha...
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 11:00pm On Jun 07, 2015
[quote author=sinaj post=34536890]wait for d poster below me to xplain it to you.[/quote ok!
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2015
Teempakguy:
Nigerian guys act as fools most of the time.
u re nt xcluded bro.....
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 10:56pm On Jun 07, 2015
ZedX6:
[color=#150000]The problem I have with you goats coming here for advice is how _stupid and negligent you all are just because you want to have skin to skin sex. For fvcks sake, how much is a pack of condom? Why do you idiots never seek advice before having sex like rabbits, but remember to ask for advice when pregnancy sets in?

Look at the danger you put a girl thru. What if there were complications from the abortion that endangers her life? What if she has lost her womb? These are salient questions silently running thru her mind, and all you are worried about is that you cannot "touch" her?

You're a fool!
[/color]
tnx fr d advice!
u really tried.....
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 10:47pm On Jun 07, 2015
Osirimononaye:
Ain't ur question silly and useless to WomanHoodhuh
Nah.
besides, u tlk as if u bliv in infallibility of man.... if u dnt...u won't tlk dz way...
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2015
sinaj:
xo dat him abi u will sow another seed in her life abi undecided
what seed re u talkin abt?
RomancePlease Advice A Friend by Kanmyos(op): 10:39pm On Jun 07, 2015
A friend of mine told me how her girlfriend missed
her period.. which led to pregnancy. He told me
how he gave her reasons why they should not
keep the pregnancy, she was annoyed at first but
later gave in to what he said...so they did the
abortion. But since then her girlfriend has stopped
him from talking to her and touching her.... But
luckily she still picks his calls.
Do u think she will finally forgive him or will she
because of that dump him?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Bb Pin Lover For Abuja Ladies by Kanmyos(m): 10:15pm On Jun 07, 2015
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LiteratureFrom Scratch To Cash. by Kanmyos(op): 8:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
Dedicated: To all lovers of literature.
Special thanks goes to: Almighty Jah, the cosmic host and pantocrator for the inspiration.

From Scratch To Cash.

The room was so cold like a dead man's body, there was enough ventilation and the cool breeze entering the room from the window graced the room with more comfort. There was a standing fan around the corner of the room and a bed comfortably placed opposite the standing fan. There was a TV set and VCD at one corner of the room, and some wallpapers making the room more appealing to eyes.
I want to be rich, I want to become a person everybody looks up to. I would like to inspire many lives and also live a godly life was what Adekunle, slim swag as fondly called by friends was thinking when he heard a knock at the door.
who be that? he asked with displeasure. It's me, Emeka. he stood up from the bed and went straight to the door to open it. Emeka is a guy in his mid 20s who lives opposite street of Kunle's, he is not as briliant as Kunle but he had a sense of humour.
He had high taste for fair complexioned ladies, anytime I see a fair complexion lady it feels like I'm already in paradise was what he used to say.
Kunle, what is wrong with you since I came in you have not been talking, is everything alright? he asked. I'm fine. I'm just thinking about how to make it in life, answered Kunle. Emeka smiled and that smile instilled something Kunle could not decipher. why are you smiling? is it funny? Kunle asked. No, is not. Then why did you smile as if I was cracking a joke? Kunle asked with annoyance. Don't be so tensed, Emeka replied him. I smiled because that was briliant of you, we are not kids anymore, we should be thinking of how to make our lives better.
Kunle, see, I have heard different stories of successful men out there, many of them going from nothing to something, grass to grace. We have to start doing great things, things that will make us great, we have to do more than just the ordinary. I do not mean doing bad things or engaging ourselves in evil practices, we must plan for the future, he added. Yes, Emeka, that's true. So what do you suggest we start doing since we are still undergraduate and we are not financially stable? he asked.
Kunle was a law student of a prestigious university in Nigeria while Emeka was a business administration student in another school. Give me time to think and I will tell you later, I want you too to think about it, he added.
So, how is your bae? Emeka asked. She is in her parents' crib enjoying her life. life sha no get
duplicate. what about that your skinny girlfriend? Kunle asked. Na she dey my head so, Emeka replied jokingly. Then he stood up and went straight to his girlfriend's house as if Kunle reminded him of her.
Immediately Emeka letf he felt like a burden has been lifted off his heart. Yes! time to see my baby, too. He dashed into the bathroom and came out in the next five minutes, wet from head to toe. He changed into one of his best wears and in the next 15 minutes he was there. Kunle mi!(my Kunle) Joyce rejoiced as she saw him, she hugged him and gave him a short kiss. How are you? Kunle asked. I'm fine all thanks to God and your love. A lady in her 20s cleared her throat from behind.Oh! Kunle, meet my new friend Roseline. How are you miss Roseline? I'm fine and good. She was an architecture student while Joyce was studying Economics in the same school.
After a long conversation bewteen them Kunle declare his intention of leaving. Haha! Joyce exclaimed. You just walked in the last five minutes you can't go now. But the conversation lasted not less than three hours,said Kunle. That is how being in love is, said Rose. Make sure you enjoy it.
After a kiss of few minutes Joyce and her friend saw him off.
It was already past 8:00 pm when he got home. I can't cook again he murmured as if he was talking to somebody, he sat on the bed and he was lying down the next minutes then he began to think about the kiss, the smiles of Joyce and her lovely, beautiful face kept flashing through his mind and he capped his thinking with what Emeka and him discussed in the day. he could hardly say the lord's prayer before he fell asleep. Emeka in his house started thinking about how to become successful, the reply he would give Kunle because he had told him he would think about it. He was racking his brain and that gave him sleepless night as if he was suffering from insomnia. Yes! yes! yes! he screamed as if he won a million naira lotto. I know what to do. He said his short prayer and slept, unlike Kunle he did not think about his bae at all, but he had already sent her a message earlier that night reassuring her of his undying love.
The following morning Emeka was the first soul to wake up. He brushed his teeth and washed his face and started walking down to Kunle's house. He was still deep asleep and was snoring like a soul who has been deprived of a night sleep for days. Emeka knocked the door but he could not hear because he has journeyed so far into the dream land. He increased the knocking like he would break the door until he heard Kunle's footsteps. Wetin happen this early morning? Kunle asked in between yawnings. Nothing much, Emeka answered. I have gave what we talked about yesterday a thought and I have come up with a suggestion. Kunle's eyes widely opened, what is it? what is your suggestion? Kunle asked.
My suggestion is we should open a restaurant or a boutique shop. What a sui generis idea!
You are the bomb! Kunle expressed satisfaction with the suggestions. Emeka did not know what sui generis means but he managed to smile.
But I would prefer the later to the former, Kunle suggested. So, how do we go about it since we do not have enough capital? Emeka asked. I have an idea. What is your idea, Kunle?
We should draft a letter and send it to people for help, people that are financially stable, persons that will help. This reminded Emeka of a friend to one of his friends, a son of a former minister. Do you think he would help? I can't really predict him, we should try our luck first, replied Emeka. So, since we have plans for getting money now, what will the name of the boutique be called? Kunle asked. We shall take initials of our names, there you have E & A Collections!
Then they gisted about the best football club in England. Kunle said Manchester United was the best team, Emeka maintained that it was Chelsea, that he could die for Chelsea. SMH!
What an irony! Ready to die for another man's property, I would not call that foolishness, but lack of vision. After hours of argument, they bade eachother farewell and Emeka leff for his house.
As soon as Emeka left, Kunle started drafting the letters.
The following day Kunle and Emeka did not see, Emeka had gone to spend the night with Patrick.
Patrick was a muscular guy in his late 20s, and was the friend to the minister's son. He was studying Graphic Designs in the same school Emeka was going. He gave Emeka the minister's son address; when he got home that day it was late so he could not see Kunle again that day.
The following day was sunday. Emeka did not wake up early but when he eventually woke up he brushed his teeth and washed his face as usual. As he stepped out of his room about to go to Kunle's place, a girl of 10 years Titilope by name saw him and asked, "boda Emeka e lo church ni?" (bro Emeka are you not going to church?) he managed to reply her in yoruba, "beni, mi o lo" (yes, I,m not going) but the reply would not take a normal yoruba person a second to decipher that Emeka was original igbo man because of his thick igbo accent.
When he got to Kunle's place, he told him he already sent out some letters to people he deemed capable of assisting then in their project.
So, how was it? Kunle asked. I have the address, he replied. The journey was scheduled to that afternoon.
Kunle was first to get ready. Let me go to Emeka's place, I should not wait for him here, he said to himself.
As he stepped out of his room he saw him coming. Na your place I dey vex come, he, Kunle said jokingly.
In the next 58 u they were in his house, they were about introducing themselves when he said, Pat has told me about you. My name is Danjuma, you can call me DanJay.
He listened to them and he said, " no froblem" in his thick hausa accent just to amuse them, they could not laugh but it really did help them relax their bones.
At the end of the meeting he agreed to give them a sum of 50, 000 naira; 50,000 of that time is like 500,000 naira of now.
Few months later, they started the business. It was one of a kind, the first to happen in that environment. At first they did not record much profit, but few months later, the dividends of perseverance, good management and punctuality started paying off.
They were in their finals that year. A year after they already became a strong name in that environment, stocking their shop with latests. After their NYSC, they decided to learn designs, how to make designs and wears.
This took them a year, not that they were dull to learn but they actually waited that long so that they could know enough.
Four years later, E & A Collections was now a company, employing people and teaching them. Top government officials, rich men and anybody who could afford their price came their to pick his or her choice.
After some years, E & A Collections was recognised nationally for their quality products, empowering youths, creating employment for people. During that year's independence celebration, the president wears was a special product from that company.
The kindness of DanJay was never forgotten by them.
As the time progressed, they became known internationally. E & A Collections' name crossed many seas and bothers, and they became source of inspirations for young people and every living soul.
THE END.
This is my first short story ever written... Your corrections, criticisms and contributions are sure welcomed.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need Someone To Talk To by Kanmyos(m): 1:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
lyk we rockin d same boat @op..... Lag ladies.....whatsapp +2348137323000
PhonesRe: JUMIA vs Konga: KONGA Will Always Be Smarter. by Kanmyos(m): 10:30am On Jun 07, 2015
i prefer Jumia to Konga....tinz on Konga re more xpensive dan on Jumia.....meanwhile...
Are you tired of writing JAMBhuh
Are you tired of passing JAMB and falling POSTJAMB?
Get admittion into a university in Cotonou with just your WAEC result. call +22967304536 or whatsapp +2348137323000.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Ondo Nairalanders by Kanmyos(m): 8:22am On Jun 07, 2015
proudly Ondo state....#reppinmacity
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Does Not Deserve Hero Status- Sylvia by Kanmyos(m): 6:02pm On Jun 06, 2015
this is differ what you saw on FP.... buh a frnd needs advice.
A friend of mine told me how her girlfriend missed her period.. which led to pregnancy. He told me how he gave her reasons why they should not keep the pregnancy, she was annoyed at first but later gave in to what he said...so they did the abortion. But since then her girlfriend has stopped him from talking to her and touching her.... But luckily she still picks his calls.
Do u think she will finally forgive him or will she because of that dump him?
TravelRe: The Only Street In America With A Nigeria Name by Kanmyos(m): 9:09am On May 20, 2015
datz kul....or wat do u tink OPhuh
CrimeRe: Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Lagos Driver by Kanmyos(m): 12:27pm On May 19, 2015
it could be a coincidence...it could be true dt he used her.... buh only one man knwz...almighty Jah.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Begs Jim Iyke To Marry Her by Kanmyos(m): 11:59am On May 18, 2015
sweet dreamz dear!!!
mak e no b say i no tlk anytin.....ur drm ll only exist in ur drm...u no werin i mean bahuh?
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Wizkid Vs Davido Vs Olamide's House And Interior Decorations by Kanmyos(m): 10:30am On May 16, 2015
dat Olamide's crib tho......lukz untidy somhw...buh all d same nice cribz....#TeamHardWorkPays

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