₦airaland Forum

Am I the only one having s great laff at the so-called Nigerian elections 2019-2023? Are we going to have free and fair elections EVER in Nigeria?

You must agree with me that the road to 2019 has been the most comical ever.

Oh dear!

Where do I start?
Elections are supposed to be serious matter, but not in Nigeria. We have COURT-JESTERS and CIRCUS-CLOWNS!

APC has been working hard to get to 2019.

We have had . . . . .

The stealing of the senate MACE.

The magical appearance of Saraki at the senate house, while Ekweradu was in some kind of house arrest.

The comical defections

Saraki vs IG Idris.

APC vs Dino Malaye.

Then the SENATE SHUT DOWN.

The DRAMATIC APC takeover of EKITI and OSUN.

The lockdown of the PDP secretariat in Kano, where Kwankwaso held primaries in HIS HOUSE?

APC!!!!
Let me sleeeeeep today ooooooooooo!!!
Na una be the first to hold PRIMARIES?

Comedy everywhere!

Surprise - Surprise!

ModsareChevres:
Go and declare Sanwo nah...

After all, he 'won' earlier today...

Oh dear!
Not again?

Daviddson:
Is Nairaland confused or what? How come for some time now, a single story with different original posters now reaches the front page at least twice nowadays? This story was on FP this morning, Jide later disowned it and now it's coming back to FP. This is awful.

Cc Seun.

Nathan2016:
If these was happening in the south east, I can bet you my Yoruba brothers will be singing

-igbos are not united song.
-igbos dont like them selves song

Only 50 million?
Na so dem cheap?

alaye123:
That is an allegation bro. If he scammed coschais he shouldnt be a free man today.

It is not an allegation o!
Google it yourself.
My mouth fell open and has not closed since then!

http://businessnews.com.ng/2012/11/05/ifeanyi-ubah-is-a-fraudster-of-magnitude-cosmas-maduka/


https://www.google.com/amp/s/theeagleonline.com.ng/amp/ifeanyi-ubah-company-shuts-tank-farm-as-court-orders-assets-forfeiture

Ifeanyi Uba is a con-artist.
He swindled several people and the investigations are slow and ongoing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWtwNJc5uvw

Rochas don place call. . . . . Somebarrry don pick!

Then he needs to excuse himself!
Spreading bugs all over the place!
Dirty PIG!

Disgusting!
No exposure at all. No social etiquette or grooming.

One can only imagine the terrible table and bed manners!

What a local, bush, old man! Twa!!!!!

Na dis kain wan go dey bite bobby and spit inside toto to lubricate!

Hmmmmmm!!!!

This na camp or hostel?

Where are the “camps”?

Now we know why.
Ambode picked up a “call” this morning.
He knew what the outcome was going to be.

Tinubu and “ ashawo olu “ dey for ward zones dey shiaaaaaa money and dey fooooool demsefs!

Now we can all rest!

capatainrambo:
spotting apc. zombies is so easy

In your dreams!
How did Mark Okoye become the youngest commissioner in Anambra at 30? His mamma is a widow you know?

Free poosy!

IsaAbubakar:
my dear that's politics for you in Nigeria
requires smartness and tricky which saraki got

though i do respect Tinubu for always standing his ground
but over greedy will be his undoing
he doesn't know when to retreat all he knows is attack attack which is very bad and his enemies will always capitalise on that.
remember how he was rubbished by FG prior to this temporarily romance against 2019.

the fact is that the cpc faction of apc can never trust Tinubu
just look at how they're making it difficult for him to kill Ambode

No perfection in any one.
Look at OBJ? A classical, political DISGRACE!
Oh yes! Tinubu’s GREED and over-ambitious nature are his Archilles’ heel!
He is gonna be taught a grave lesson by the DAURA DUNCE ke!

They know how he operates, so why should dey trust him? He wants to be president in 2023! Ha!
In his dreams.

Duplipost!

IsaAbubakar:
dear both are the same
Infact Tinubu seems to be worse

saraki is only in kwara but Tinubu want to pocket the whole southwest

Tinubu does not switch loyalties but forms new alliances. Once Tinubu don waka, e don waka!
He does not look back or SMILE and STAB!

Saraki na political FA-G! Just like ATIKU!
I lost ALL respect for Atiku when he swung to APC.
Opportunists!

Anyone that crosses a political party IN NIGERIA can NEVER be trusted o.

Tinubu na BOSS! Habaaaaaaaa. A greedy boss? YES! I hate him, but I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT HIM.

Tinubu can NEVER SWALLOW any vomit!
He may want to pocket the whole south west, SO?
That is how Kings are made. It is necessary to CHECKMATE THE NORTH! Or those Nothern INFIDELS will overrun NIGERIA to the ground!

If only he would apply his political intelligence to better Nigeria. That is his MAJOR draw back!
Only TINUBU can checkmate the North o!
That Buhari he chose is gonna be his “HANGMAN”’
Wrong choice!

Wetin Saraki don do? A venomous SNAKE! Ta!!!

But they are no longer together.
Tinubu has more integrity than Saraki.
Saraki na THE WORST OF THE WORST!

As long as he can dislodge APC, I will gladly let him do the DORTY work! He is only fit to be. BINGO!

CROWNWEALTH019:
They want to ADELEKE Tinubu or rather OSUN Lagos state

OROBO YESSSSSKE
OROBO YES KE!!!!!
Dis wan go SWEEEEEET PASS!!!!

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HZNjnr:
So there is a deputy governor in Lagos state?


I'm just knowing �

A VERRRRY FAAAAAAAT ONE!
But invisible!

After being used by Obiano, who wants to phock Bianca!

What a DIRTY GAME!
Because the “audio chat” was leaked?

Obiano. . . . The protector-phocker of widows!

Hmmmmm. . . . .


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Adeleke now. . . . . . .


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CROWNWEALTH019:
Wetin him do Osun them go do am he must bow to buhari by force

Tooooooo SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Ekiti and Osun wonders about to happen in Lagos!


I knew this was not gonna be easy.
Where did Ambode get the LIVER?

You should be used to it na’
Haba!

No one GOOD can smell the seat of presidency’
Yep! It is a SHYTE HOLE CURSE.
I warned ya not to waste ya time right DADDY?

raumdeuter:
Ambode must be a terrible person if no one is standing with him

Who stood by your JESUS on the way to Calvary? He must have been terrible too. Even Peter denied him and Judas betrayed him. Such is life.

WHAT A SHYTE HOLE!!!!

Water! Water everywhere . . . . And not a drop to drink!