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Realife4u:
spiritual level, how?

You become one by sharing a unique sexual experience. Virgins do not have real relationships. All those men may not see you as a marriage material either. They all may want to sleep with you and take off.

Relationships are like taking risks. . . No guarantees. You do your best and hope for the rest.

They all have issues.

If you must, just flip a coin and get it over with.

You have not slept with any, so you do not have a real relationship with any of them. You know the heart of a man or woman after you have had SEX.

That is a spiritual level.

Marriage is not the same as dating.

* please look up the meaning of oblige. . . . . thanks *

Duplipost!

I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
Chai!!!!!

See finishing.
See as Buhari dey sodomize democracy like the cows wey dey im farm?

Over to the APC failures!
So JONATHAN was better than BUHARI?
Unbelievable. The drunk is always better than THE LIFELESS!


See CHANGE oooooooooo

So Reno na “Tormentor of APC”. . . aka Association of pedofiles and coprophiliacs? (copyright FFK). . . . . CHAI!!!!!

No need abeg. . . .
APC drama is enough CERTAINTY!

Bushirat!

What is nude about the painting?

Pretty girls.

1. SOKOTO.
2. BAYELSA.
3. OSUN.

AMAECHI. . . . . over to ya!

All these PORT HARCOURT FIRST SONS, abi na BINGOS sef?

What s joke!

APC, please deal with your aggrieved APC members first o!

AMBODE is very aggrieved!

Muchechecheche

Ololololooooo !

Wonders will never cease.
Kenneth O Kenneth. . . . You thought Atiku, Dino, Saraki, Kwakwanso, Ortom and the others that JUMPED out of APC were having bad “wet dreams” ehn?


Foolish boy! Abeg, go back to your mama to suck more milk. You still be baby o.

Oh BOY! PDP BAAAAAAAD! But APC is not and will NEVER be a viable alternative.
NA REAL CULT!

Welcome back to your senses!
Dem for chop your 22.5m NAIRA for nothing ke!

So many like him all over Nigeria.
Nigerian politicians are so heartless!

Kai!!!!! What a SHYTE-HOLE!!!!

Osinbajo denies . . .
Fashola denies. . . .
Oshiomhole denies. . . .
Councilors deny. . .
Market women deny. . .
Taxi drivers deny. . . .
THE LIFELESS denies. . . .


Na who be dis wan wey dey join the “SANGO-OLUWA DENY CLUB” again . . . ?

Na so BOBRISKY start ke!
Small by small . . . .

Jidibia:
Are you okay?

If you actually BELIEVE that sham of a marriage is real, then you err definitely NOT OK!

Money don dey WAKA!
Tinubu cannot outspend AMBODE at this last minute, because he really cannot tell his REAL allies from his REAL FOES.

Ambode holds the Lagos treasury . . .
Tinubu will have to collect his “kola” from the national level.

If Ambode loses, he fought his last fight to finish.

His only choice is to fight from APC!

Sweeeeeeeeet!

Who are all these pipo without GODFATHERS?

PRESENTATION:
You can’t be serious about this....

If you know. . . . .

For once, let him feel like a caged animal.

LAGOSIANS! Liberate yourselves!

Senile old man!

Welcome to “gay married life”!
No wonder wifey is always hiding her face.

Ambode!
Don’t go ooooooooh.
Fight your fight in LAGOS only!

Tinubu can NEVER change his mind.
Buhari is in Tinubu’s pocket.

Tinubu fought OBJ with Lagos in his pocket got EIGHT YEARS!

You can do the same.

I did not care about your arssssse when you were with Tinubu. Now that you are against him. . . Fine by me!

Thugs everywhere!

Because Nigeria is an environment with SHALLOW MINDS and UNINSPIRING, MEDDLESOME SOULS!

Especially, with the religious hypocrites that can never mind their business!

Wetin consine dem, I nor know!

The lifeless sector. . . . .

See DRAMA!
Tinubu expected Ambode to just waka. . . . ?
In his dreams.

He will choose his “puppets” very carefully in his next life.

What is the secrecy about?
Politics is a game of LAST MAN STANDING.
If you can’t take the heat, gerrrrrout of Lagos politics.

* grab em by the dickies *

Poverty don force im hand to join politics.
Awon Desmond Olushola Elliot!

Call your girl and the man to dinner.
After feeding them and they are relaxed, show them both copies of the chats.
Ask them both to LEAVE TOGETHER!
Delete both from your phone and life.
Life is complicated enough. No time for losers.

* make sure 2 olopas are outside your gate to escort them out *

Over to you Davido.

Yeye news!
I even thought she was phocking a church member, and expected to see videos of her toto online.

Rubbish!

Too much drama.
Parallel APC governorship primaries ke?
Summary please. . . . .

While the Rotimi Amaechi-led APC conducted an indirect primary on the Igboukwu field in D-Line, Port Harcourt, the Magnus Abe faction adopted the direct governorship primary across different local government areas of the state.

Really?

Wow!!!!! APC . . . . Godfather vs Godson.
Tinubu. . . . Over to you!

CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE!

* money don tok . . . . nyansh don open *