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These PITIFUL SOUTHERNERS have come again?

PrecisionFx:
It means u think there are 2 tribes in Nigeria

Basically!
Too bad the North works together better than the south!

1Sharon:
Ok posh madam. But do you at least cook ur own meals?

I get you now, you work with babies. Ur department is chilled

Been there done that! If I don’t cook, there are others to cook in the house. Or I eat out!
Nothing about being posh. All about reducing stress and enjoying a good quality of life.

From the late TEENS, 20s to 30s you cook and clean. After 40. . . . Less of all that! I have other things to do. Time to develop my BRAIN, and less manual labor. Preservation of HEALTH AND WEALTH!

My choice! All about planning. I will not AGE faster than my ancestors doing domestic chores!
I am done proving myself or pleasing anyone with domestic chores. No pleasure whatsoever!

1Sharon:
Ok posh madam. But do you at least cook ur own meals?

I get you now, you work with babies. Ur department is chilled

Been there done that! If I don’t cook, there are others to cook in the house. Or I eat out!
Nothing about being posh. All about reducing stress and enjoying a good quality of life.

From the late TEENS, 20s to 30s you cook and clean. After 40. . . . Less of all that! I have other things to do. Time to develop my BRAIN, and less manual labor. Preservation of HEALTH AND WEALTH!

My choice! All about planning. I will not AGE faster than my ancestors doing domestic chores!

PrecisionFx:

I don’t care about Eastern or Western labels.
All SOUTH TO ME.

I only see NORTH AND SOUTH!

About time too!

BUT!

As long as you SWEAR not to KILL the president for ritual, to take over as soon as you are sworn in. NO MORE COUPS!

A hungry man is an angry man. You have been hungry tooooo long.

Promise to be a loyal VP dog like “OSIbobo”!

One more thing. . . . You also promise not to use AIRFORCE 2. . . To carry DRUGS with your anus to and fro Malaysia or SWINDLE THAI BABES with your 419 romance.


DEAL?

1Sharon:
I get it. But supposing the nurse tech( Nursing Assistant?) isn't assigned to you that day as a management error or they fall ill. (It happens here)Won't you need to get ur hands dirty? You can't just sit and wait.

Lol from what you've said, nursing in the US isn't TOO different from the UK we have all those other assistants that you've mentioned above

Pls respect us Yes some are glorified nannies( when there is no help) but it depends on the ward you go to. Maternity is the least challenging because the ladies are mobile and can wash themselves sometimes.

I hope you get my original point? And why I brought nursing up?

What you are describing as nursing is not what is practiced here in the US. I hope I never have cause to WORK THERE! Respect you? You are the one comparing your role as a PROFESSIONAL NURSE to a house-help. Do you need my help?

Get your hands dirty? Meaning what? You take care of a PATIENT, not get your hands dirty. Your views are condescending and devoid of any sense of duty or compassion. . . . like a TYPICAL, BACKWARD, NIGERIAN- MERCENARY VIEW of Nursing. Ha! All about money huhn? You can’t last long in any nursing field in the US. Trust me.

Working as a NURSE in the US is like working in the MILITARY. You will be weeded OUT!

No, I don’t get your point. I already explained WHEN WE ARE SHORT STAFFED, we all work as a TEAM. Even the CEO gets out of bed. Everyone chips in. You even see RESPIRATORY THERAPISTS FEEDING BABIES! Even DOCTORS that drive MASERATIs snatch babies to change their diapers and linen or to feed them left, right and center..

When a NANNY is drowning with work in Nigeria, will the madam go to the backyard to help out?

A nanny does not work in a humane or compassionate environment. . . . Big difference!

I never liked Saraki.

I real snake!

The ULTIMATE POLITICAL PROSTITUTE!

Tinubu’s political TWIN!

I can only tolerate his mischief to deal with BUHARI and checkmate Tinubu the DRUG BAY-RON!

Shikena!

Mizwisdom:
Sisterly we pray to reach it and far beyond. But na you post Regina Askia pix o, and see how young & strong she's looking at 50+ so that nanny never old like that na. That job is her livelihood let's not encourage them to sack her for now, things are not easy for some pips. Sisterly hope u understand

You get to 50 and be a NANNY to a 15 year-old, then come back and testify.

Was that HER JOB, or was it POVERTY AND UNFORTUNATE DOMESTIC CIRCUMSTANCES that placed her in that role. . . . To be taken advantage off by one “BABY-MADAM-AND-OGA-COUPLE”? Insult!

I am sure all her FIVE CHILDREN ARE OLDER THAN THIS “baby-madam”.

She’s you sef get MAMA? Find her a NANNY job to earn 30,000N ke. Abi una dey forbid that kain work?

Rubbish! I will NEVER hire anyone older than me to be a domestic staff. Very disrespectful, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFRICAN CONTEXT!

Like I stated earlier, please grow up! You need it!

Mizwisdom:
Kani, I like your person but it's not all fingers that are equal. That N30K salary is like N300K to the woman. You said she's too old but forget that she has 5 kids to feed and she might not have a skill apart from house keeping. Make you no commot garri from her mouth abeg o sisterly

SO you can address me politely huh?
After all your petty side-comments.
Please, grow-up!
No need to further expose your hypocrisy.

May you SMELL and pass 40! Amen.
The topic has been “handled”!
No need to drag the thread back by digging up what has already been resolved.

Shalom!

ziddy:
Militia/Almondjoy. How market?

Wow! You still dey this E-Town?
Long time.
I dey kamkpeeee.
Dem don taya to ban ooooooo
See you are goooooooos?

Your money, your money na your OWN O BABY!!!!
TARTY BILLION FOR YOUR AKKKANT O!

LINDA BABY!!!!

Your MALE CHAUVINIST H-ENEMIES and FEMALE ANTI-FEMINISTS FRUSTRATEDS on NL are coming.

Rock on gal! You have earned my respect BIG TIME!

Happy you go open nyansh for RICH MAN! Not all these broke-azzzzze low-lives looking for who to use and thrash!

Wizkid. . . . How market? The “smelly punny” don born ooooooooh.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9dB2MjnmSA
Muchechechecheche

flames01:
And one soul that has lost touch with his destiny, called butterflyleo, will still be defending this mediocrity. And to think he is the one saying someone else acts uneducated.

Can any truly educated person support this show of shame?

Signs of the end!

Mizwisdom:
Someone that is enjoying in US cannot do without trying to impress pips on Nairaland at 40+ lol .
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Mizwisdom:
Happy New Year all,

I have been reading through several posts on this forum, and to my dismay I have noticed a lot of rudeness, the funniest thing is that most of the culprits are people that cannot open their mouth to talk to someone in real life, but online they post all kinds of rubbish even without being provoked. Can someone explain why people are rude?

Hmmmmmm.. . . . .Na today?
Muchechechecheche
The young also DIE on NL!
Aminnnnnn oooooooooh!


Regina Darling. . . .Over 50 and still rocking!
Na ya God save you say you run come USA.
You for dey with awon E-JOLOSI suffer-heads dey do “glorified nanny”, dey scrub toilet for “small-small madams” and earning 30,000N with gratitude ke!

Mtcheeeeeeeew. . . . H-Enjoying the last day of my one week off on Netflix! Back to watching OZARK!

Coincidence?
Shyte happens!

PrecisionFx:
Northerners are the lootocrats with the Yorubas.

Since 1999, Northerners who have ruled are yet to build or commission any single project.

But wen an easterner came, we saw massive FG investment in road, rail, power plants Agriculture, etc. Easterners no be lootocrats.

OBJ and GEJ are Northerners?

1Sharon:
So who does the house work at home currently? Since you said you will pay. Cleaning is actually therapeutic.

Interesting so what branch of nursing are you? Since you sit mainly. Don't you do CPR?

And yes nursing is as I described above in the UK. There is a lot going on especially in A&E what you guys call the ER. The nurses are sometimes on their toes especially with the dementia and other psych patients

There is a time for everything.
Matter of choice. I use a HOUSE MAID SERVICE. They come, clean and GO! My choice.
Your form of therapy. . . . Not mine. Your choice.

The ER is not the only department where you see nurses. I do now work with adults for all those reasons!

My department is the NEONATAL ICU. . . We have RESPIRATORY THERAPISTS IN HOUSE 24/7.
We are only trained in CPR and NEONATAL RESUS AS BACK UP!
No, we are not on our toes most of the time. We sit and MONITOR OR DOCUMENT!

I repeat: WE ARE NOT LIKE NANNIES. . . . We do not do DOMESTIC CHORES!

1Sharon:
Kanwulia I live in the UK and I'm speaking for nursing over here. I am also in the Healthcare field.

I knew nursing in the US was slightly different to the US but I thought there will be some similarities.

So who cleans up after babies in the special care baby unit? Who cleans up after adults who can't feed and dress themselves? What about those can't walk?

Apart from assisting the MDs with procedures, IV therapies, assessing and medicating them we do nothing else. There are cleaners, laundry staff and nutritionists. We do not even prepare their fornula or breast milk. We have nutrition techs and nurse techs for that! We have enough nurse techs to feed and bath the babies. We leave that for THE PARENTS TOO!

Nursing in the UK is VERY different then.
We are NOT glorified maids OR NANNIES LIKE IN THE UK AND NIGERIA.
We have a department to run BY US!
We are in numerous councils, attend seminars, formulate policies and TRAIN STUDENT NURSES AND NEW STAFF!

Even in adult departments YOU HAVE NURSE TECHS, PHYSICAL THERAPISTS, OCCUPATIONAL THERAPISTS AND SPEECH THERAPISTS. . . .
We can help IF there is a shortage of TECHS.
Then EVEN OUR BOSS DROPS HER MANAGER BADGE AND JOINS TO GET THE JOB DONE!

Welcome to THE USA.

And one DAURA DUNCE spends billions to London for medical’s and buying fighter-jets!

I think made the right choice. With a car, he can make more money.

Let’s hope the engine does not KNOCK!

The black race is seriously CURSED!

Signs and wonders. . . .

Nigeria. . . . Still chopping 1.2Billion Naira for non-existent National Carrier.

Only LOGO design we see ooooooo

The white brain is truly superior.

Joyfulgal:
This is the last post u will get from me. Young man she has been employed to do her job. Can u understand? A Nigerian madam? I wish u could read and understand.

Great!
Good luck with your DANNY!

Have a nice life!
Thanks for keeping me awake. I slept too much.

Joyfulgal:
Nannies do have options. They can choose to stop. Like she said, may I no wake up one morning see say she done go. My response was whenever u make up your mind,give me a week. Do people still sweep with manual brooms? Am I a baby that she washes my clothes everyday? Is she baby sitting babies? What I am saying is that she doesn't have much to be done. Because I see her as a mother that has nursed 5 kids, I believed /assumed we won't be having a long discussion over some issues.

Options for PhD in nannyOLOGY?
What exactly does she do?
Apparently, she is NOT happy. . . Or are you clueless to that fact?

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU NEED HER FOR?

Joyfulgal:
Young man, cool down. You get it all wrong. Read backward a bit. Nigerian homes? Speak for yourself. I don't breed rats,cockroaches , bed bugs. Do u breed house fly, cockroaches, rodents etc? For clarity, she's not complaining of too much stress rather over familiarity is bringing attitude. I was doing all that (chores) and still working and was always there for oga ' s pleasure. In fact , for my conscience I treat her well because she's someone mother. As u can see, she sees herself beyond a family member. The way she has spoken to me on three occasions shows she is too relaxed and has forgotten she's a nanny or she sees herself as my mother /mother inlaw. I see why people set boundaries immediately a new guest/worker is introduced to a house. Thank you

Please, bring your “nanny” to NL and let her write for herself!
Thanks.
You are not in diapers. . . . The term “nanny” does not apply.
A Nigerian madam is a TYPICAL SLAVE DRIVER. Fact!

Till we read from her. . . . You need not explain further.
Why not get your own mamma instead?
Family member indeed!

PrecisionFx:
As usual u would have nothing to say.

The person that dragged us back was the person that started calling FFK and Stella Oduah here.

I have written what I feel is important.
All politicians are lootocrats in Nigeria.
It is APCs turn. And the NORTH’s!

Period!

1Sharon:
Kanwulia I assume you are over 40, you mean you can't do domestic chores in Nigeria seeing as you are a nurse? Both are active jobs.

At ur last paragraph You may have invented a new
job

You are entitled to your assumptions.
No, I can’t do domestic chores in Nigeria or abroad. Been there, done that! Only when I feel like it. I will pay to have someone else do all that. I have a FULL TIME JOB.

I do not stand or chase patients around all day.
I do not do PSYCH-WARDS or ADULT NURSING!
In short. . . . Nothing over 10 POUNDS! Thank you!
My max patient load is FOUR!
I SIT most of the day.
Not active at all. I only work 5 days every 2 weeks with full time benefits! NINE DAYS OFF every 2 weeks. . . Unless I want to work extra.

It appears you have a very faint idea of what the nursing profession entails in the civilized world especially.

Ask REGINA ASKIA!

1Sharon:
A nurse is sometimes on her feet all day too, sometimes even lifting patients, chasing after crazy patients, prepping dead patients, preparing IVs.

What's the difference ? Especially the nurses managing very old patients who are almost like kids themselves.

Please, do not tell ANY NURSE OUTSIDE NIGERIA what your are writing here o!
You will be extremely humbled and embarrassed.

A nurse is different from a nanny.
A nurse does NOT do domestic work(even when taking care of children in NEONATOLOGY or PEDIATRICS)and works only in home health or clinical settings. NURSES WORK SPECIFIC HOURS, DAYS PER WEEK FOR WITH A CLEAR-CUT JOB DESCRIPTIONS . . . AND WITH AN AGREED SALARY SCALE AS STATED BY A SIGNED CONTRACT.

Which kain OJUELEGBA NURSE are you referring to?

Does a NANNY need a 2, 4-Year Degree, Masters or Doctorate? Nurses have the choices. . . NANNIES DO NOT!

1Sharon:
Honestly, I really don't see the difference btn a 50 year-old nurse and a nanny.

The OP doesn't even have kids yet and she helps with the chores so the 50 year olds workload is reduced. The OP said she isn't even pushy.

You raised several issues, so will split up you post to clarify them.

The “NIGERIAN MADAM” syndrome is quite interesting. A slave driver at best!

The OP has no kids and needs a “nanny”?

Why call her a nanny with no kids?
Does a GROWN, MARRIED WOMAN need a granny-nanny? If not to enslave the woman?
Which kind of chores, but to WASH, COOK and CLEAN? A 50 year-old woman’s workload is NEVER reduced in NIGERIA of all places. A typical Nigerian home is tedious to run due to lack of constant electricity. Those rats/cockroaches infested mansions are the worst!

flames01:
I thought you said you were here to fight corruption

When?
Where ?
How?

In places like that SHYTE HELL HOLE called “OSUN STATE”?
Where poverty-stricken dregs are are selling their asses abi na olosho-votes for 500 NAIRA?
Corruption na omni-pawaful GOD o!
Waiting patiently for the “2nd Coming”!
The tin wey all Nigerian Pastors and Babalawo nor fit fight?

Who be me?
I ain’t even gonna try!

So all these ashawos claiming Edo State are from Liberia and Sierra Leone?

Wonders!!!!!

The Oba must hear this!