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TONTO will be in the news for the next 10 years!
Fleeeeeeee ooooooooo
That OBJ JUJU FAMILY na bad market!

1 million Naira ONLY?

The man na FAKE OBJ true true!
How much is TONTO worth?

dangotesmummy:
aunty you too you're here?

Weren't you around when she was going to church for prayers that God should give her husband now God has answered her prayers and instead of you to Tell her to pray you're also encouraging separation. Koda o

The "GOD" that planted a "serpent" in a BLISSFUL GARDEN OF EDEN in the O.T.?

Or . . . .

The "GOD" that killed Uriah's husband and child AND gave the grieving wife to one DAVID "the he-goat" as WIFE in the O.T.?

Or. . . .
The same "GOD" that sacrificed his "only begotten messiah of a son" in the N.T.


The "NEVER CHANGING GOD OF CHRISTIANS"?


You get what you pray for when you pray to a DECEIVER who calls "torture" . . . . . GRACE!

Muchechecheche

I think TONTO has learned a gooooooooood lesson!

Praying for a Nigerian husband or wife from a "GOD OF TRICKS", means you better be prepared for a life of WOES!

Any "GOD" without a husband or wife can only curse you with a bad spouse ke!
How can "IT" know the difference?

Ask TONTO!
Or. . . . .

Ask TTT of BBN!

Thank my H-Agnostic Gaaaad! I have tasted marriage!
NEVER AGAIN! Too much DRAMA I swear!

Companions only.

. . . . And the world watches!
Nigerians are truly fascinating!

A true wonder by ANY WORLD STANDARDS!

Nigeria about to enter The Guinness Book of Records for " THE ONLY MISSING PRESIDENT " ever!

See NIGERIAN man o!
Poor children.
TONTO! See your co-wife o!

Una plenty ooooooooo

No condition is permanent in life.
At least she has liberated herself from a FAKE LIFE!

The rest of YOU living in bondage, GO AND LIBERATE YOURSELVES!
Go TONTO! Thanks for freeeeeeeing yourself.
There are MANY in your shoes that are fasting and praying with depression!

Thanks for your courage in speaking out!
Let them go and hang!
Do Ya Thaaaaaaang!

GIGOLOS efrywhia!
Chai!!!

Welcome to MARRIAGE 001!
Even after marriage, YOU CAN NEVER KNOW A PERSON!
Ask TTT of BBN!

Churchill! Over to you.
How many STDs did you put in TONTO's TOTO?

Any woman that gives birth may find out she is pregnant with a child and MANY STDs!

Thank your lucky stars you did not come out in a body bag!
TONTO! You have a child to live for!

SAMBARRY:
lord have mercy. Which husband or son feels comfortable that his wife or mother is someone's friends with benefit buddy?

Oh please!
Many!!!!!
Even DJ Exclusive is smiling now ke!

5AM!
Time for work! Ouch.

SAMBARRY:
Lol.you're beginning to digress ma

Na today?

SAMBARRY:
Haaa.work still dey that one body.energy and fire still dey blaze

Man dey retire?
Only women do ke!

SAMBARRY:
hahaha

Woman dey retire fOr blokos industry?

That means she be walking corpse.even Yoruba women pray that olorun mayo oro oko kuro ni life mi

It will take a lot to take off my clothes for ANY MAN.
Not that desperate to PHOCK.
The thrill is gone.
Ta!

I am a WALKING CORPSE!
Proudly so!
My husband is in za oza woom always playing with "IMSEF"! .

One 35 year old dude with a VERRRRY HUGE D-ic-K has been toasting me for almost 6 months!
Poor thing!

SAMBARRY:
aswear

That woman will be forever grateful to ibb.if ibb says alakija I need to see you in my house before 4pm today she will fly to his house at the speed of light. That woman is really indebted to ibb but the only thing I wonder is how she was still able to keep her man or hold her marriage, the guy no vex leave, he still stuck with her when he knows she was ibb's family fashion designer and Ibrahim's friend with benefits

Muchechecheche!
Even her husband AND 4 SONS go line up remove trosis open nyansh ke!

SAMBARRY:
hennn so you're neither here or there? I see

Oh yes o!
Free thinking.
I can "tap" from any book or philosophy.

As long as na my own GOD I dey praise and worship.
We all have our personal "chis"!

Never be deceived that 2 people worship the same "Yahweh"!

We still dey the same topic?

SAMBARRY:
hiannn if you have one night opportunity to become a billionaire forever and change your life and family, you go say na ugly blokos? Even if the blokos resemble walking stick set you will make it work.we're talking about oil money. After all the number of blokos consumed no dey show for face

I dun know about all that o.
Not possible.
Not my thing.
Very retired from the blokos industry.
For love or money.. . . Not interested.

SAMBARRY:
haaa k baby.I thought you're agonistic. When did you start quoting bible

Emagbamike

Kanwuliaextra tidi born again

You dun know the meaning of "agnostic"?
It means take it or leave it.
No particular beliefs necessary.

Free thinking according to what floats "the boat"!
Born again? Tufiakwa to brain-washing o.

SAMBARRY:
hahahaha no need.Oprah doesn't need to use her bottom power.her brain is enough to take her anywhere to the top financial

To think what she had to "DO" to get and hold on to that OYEL BLOKOS.
She must have worked SUPER HARRRRD, and must be paying IBB dividends for life.

hedonistic:
Kanwulia and her many incarnations! Nairaland's baddest of all time.

I dey KAMKPEEEEEEDED!!!
A thousand shalt fall. . . . Psalm 91.

ifyalways:
Mu che che

See you in London then. Trust you to send in better pictures and ofcourse have the mk
an or corpse have a change of clothes. We are tired of the brown babariga.

Muchechechecheche che! che!
I must see "za oza woom" o!
Let me visit my "pastor" first for "fortifications".

Mungo Park re-discovered!

ifyalways:
Lmao.

Ibb was presentable in his days. How person wan begin handle Pa Buhari's dyke?

Times have changed dear. IBB, Jerry boy etc were cute in their prime hence were chopable.

The current aso rock occupants are ugly inside and outside. Twa

Nne! We are talking OIL BLOCKUS o!
Please, even if na BUHARI or TINUBU corpse!
All I need is ONE NIGHT!

Her tory nor gum atol atol!
Chel!!!!

ifyalways:
Love this woman.

Anything worth doing had better be done well.

All those recharge card, buy me dinner, local ashawos, make una see levels.

#softwork#

Please, I have failed in my " local runs "!
Juju pass juju abeg!
I need to stop "ating and take some lessons!

Madam BadA$$$$$mosi, please give me some lessons.

Mommy!!!! I disown you!

SAMBARRY:
na ibb o.Ibrahim badamosi babangida.she was a good girl to him and he rewarded her well

GBAM!

Na you tok am o!
Oprah needs to meet Buhari in the grave I swear!
Just for one night to UP her game.
Bottom PAWA games!

Who cares?
Na competition

If you are married, congrats!
If you are single, congrats!
When you die, rise up from the dead and come back to tell the world how far!

Dust to dust single or married.
You will still die and leave all behind.
Amen.

http://sett.com/greenlight/44451

“Alakija, 61, was born into a wealthy, polygamous Nigerian family. She started out her professional career in the mid-70s as a secretary at the now defunct International Merchant Bank of Nigeria, one of the country’s earliest investment banks. In the early 80s, Alakija quit her job and went on to study Fashion design in England, returning to Nigeria shortly afterwards to start Supreme Stitches, a premium Nigerian fashion label which catered exclusively to upscale clientele. The business thrived, and Alakija quickly made a tidy fortune selling high-end Nigerian clothing to fashionable wives of military bigwigs and society women”.

One of those military bigwigs was one Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, whose wife, Maryam, soon became a major client of Alakija’s. In 1993, Ibrahim Babangida had become Nigeria’s military dictator and Head of State of Nigeria and was in the final year of his 8 year reign after overthrowing the government of General Muhammadu Buhari in 1985. His wife, Maryam was of course Nigeria’s First Lady at the time. Alakija had by then become the unofficial clothier to the now late Maryam Babangida, which is a pretty big deal in itself as Maryam Babangida had cultivated a reputation as a “celebrity and an icon of beauty, fashion and style’".

Wonders!

Coincidentally, she hit jackpot in 1993?
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
Fine woman.


http://www.cnbcafrica.com/news/western-africa/2016/09/17/africas-second-richest-woman/

henriche:
I wonder o, i really need dat i am not understanding pix! lol

This one?

As in. . . "How manage"?

Madam ETTEH!

How exactly did you go from bank secretary, to fashion designer, to oil block trader?
A FASHION DESIGNER with an OIL COMPANY?

Na which BABA do your own JAZZ?

Na you biko!

You worked harder than Oprah?
Only in Nigeria ke!

SAMBARRY:
I'm just ashamed of some so called Christian Nigerians and when you say OK let's see the evidence of witchcraft that you labelled on her.nothing.just abusing the little girl for nothing. So unfair

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Dun stress ya sef sis.
Jesus is coming AGAIN!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Some women need to be afflicted with vaginismus so that no penis can penetrate through to have sex with the woman talkless of impregnating her.how can a woman that spent hours in the labour room with her legs hanging in the air pushing gasping and writhing in pains treat a child like an animal and some men too should be rendered impotent or come to the world without a penis.if they don't want a child can't they use contraceptives instead of bringing a child into the world to suffer


Nigerian children in Nigeria chaiii sorry o.we know some animalistic parents have treated you bad.emabinu


Efemena
Kanwuliaextra
Cococandy
Greatgod
Tearoses
Edwife

Come and see some beasts that call themselves parents

Christian TINZ!
Na today?

One can only imagine how much she PAID for her senate seat!

Nigeria is FINISHED!

Where they shocked at THEIR WARDROBE ALLOWANCES?