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Are they children or adults?
Did anyone force them to wear such outfits?

So, what is your own?

Your DP does not reflect the nature of your "woes".
You look too well-fed. Put a hungry-looking picture of a dude jor!
Please, change it. Then come back.

I actually felt sorry for you till I save your profile pic.
Habaaaaaaa!!!!

Look way too DUMB to be "fraudsters".
Does "fraud" include STEALING BUHARI'S COWS?

obailala:
If there is anything Buhari's government has done well in the present economic crisis, it is in maintaining the level of Nigeria's forex reserves.

Na when he comot we go see the real "reserve" abi?

Yet his cheeks are getting FATTER and FATTER!
All the loot he has collected SECRETLY. . . . . WEY AM?

Onegai:
But this is horrifyingly true o. If they do a statistic of children born in multiple births and correlate it to their parents' financial standing, there is a big chance it will show that the lower the income, the higher the chance of having multiple births naturally, without Scientific intervention. Even in countries: the richer the country, the lower the birthrate, poorer countries will be conceiving triplets naturally, anyhow. Or to quote my evuls sister "shey you want twins, ehnn tell Himself to quit his job and become a driver or labourer. You will deliver triplets sef "

Change nefa start?

#TEAMFAILINGFAILERS#

Hail THE FAILING FAILERS!!!!!

Estrel:
That's very true. Being in love with oneself is a great key.
Some people do not love themselves but rather seek love of themselves from others. This makes them expect too much.

I agree.
Then comes the pain of rejection and the depression from dejection.
Church and pastor don h-enter be dat o!

freecocoa:


Ever funny.

Good to see you.

Thanks my dia!
Good to see you too.
Everybarry don BUHARIZE with the change of HUNGER!

If you learn to love yourself, no need expecting too much!

I don't see how having an abortion will help your case.
If you got pregnant even with contraceptives, it means the child was meant to be born.
Simple.
When it was "sweeting" the "2 both of you", you did not think of the possibility of pregnancy?
Stop PHOCKING. Period!
You go born TRIPLETS next I swear.
Nothing as poisonous as the AKAMU of a JOBLESS MAN.


So your husband still has time for bedroom activities with joblessness?
How DID his pehnis get erect?
Even you too dey shake waist too?
Awwwwwww . . . . . . Very Romantic!

Shior!

THE LOOT BUHARI HAS COLLECTED SO FAR. . . . . WEY AM?
Useeeeeelesssssssss OLD FART BAG!

Next time. . . .
Ask him for WAEC!

BUHARI for 2019!

EfemenaXY:
LMAO!

Happy birthday in arrears babes

Hello dia!!!!
My birthday is still 2 months away.
Thanks in advance.

maclatunji:
Hmmmnn, you have not changed preaching this wrong approach to women.

Change ke?
I resembooo APC BROOM?

mrwonlasewonie:
Chisos!!!!

What is my eyes seeing. Sudden shock and shivers went down my spine while viewing those pictures yet some people watched this horrific sight till he was roasted to death.

Nigerians hennn.I just give up
efemena come put mouth o
Cococandy you too
Kanwuliaextra
edwife

Human beings should have more dignity in this country When he NO be barbeque

Only God knows whether their mother's will BE able to sleep after this sorry sight


Nigerians hennn
We really have a long way to go.

I neeeedan take Orunmila beg you.
I don dey old, and sleep nor dey cassssh me too much again. You wan h-add to my sorrows of insomnia?
This topic nor be am.
Ta!

The same MBAKA that blasted GEJ hehn?
Naija!!!! No hope of a messiah.
Wailing WAILERS vs FAILING FAILERS!!!!
Muchechecheche!!!!!

Nothing wrong at all o.
Go and ask MERCY JOHNSON-OKOJIE!
How many men can AFFORD to pay dowry in this day and age?
No pay na.
Anoda woman go PAY DOUBLE.

You will get a free SPERM BANK to born all your children, then WAKA left am for im old age if he does NOT measure up.

A smart woman makes investments.
A FOOLISH WOMAN FALLS IN LOVE.
Simple!

Ask Tiwa Savage na!
Cheat jam cheat!
Nor be Tblizzzy wan commit suicide after he don find out say Tiwa don dey phock awon TuBaba and Don Jazzy dem take dey feed im GANJA/COCAINE SNUFFING AZZZZE?
Muchechecheche

Every woman MUST LEARN TO OUT-PLAY ANY MAN!

Only a STOOPID woman will sit around and cater to a philandering husband!
As im dey move, na sa I go waka dey followrrrrram o.
Till death do us part abi?

DIE-vorce ke?
No need abeg!

Who are these "suitors"?
Kai!

Ishawa ndi azu suitors! Shior.

Why can't the so-called suitors learn to cook their own gaddem food?
Always looking for SLAVES in and out of the bedroom.
Rubbish!

Dia we go ah-gain!
Dry marriages efrywhia!

The main reason why PSYCHOS should not get married to breed more MELANCHOLICS AND ALCOHOLICS!!!!

They are all like that o!
A normal SEX life with AN AFRICAN MAN?
Where? How? Say wetin 'appen?
You must be dreaming!
Na newly-wed sickness dey worry you gaaaaan.
I say na so all of dem be o. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Always about them and SELFISH to the bone!
Don't worry yourself on that account o.

THEY ARE ALL LIKE THAT! Busssssssh Thaaangs!
The ones wey get time for romance NO GET MONEY!
Choose one. You can't have both.
Ask Aisha Buhari if she ever had an orrrgazzzm in her entire life!

Just do as I do.
TAKE THE SPERM AFTER HE RELEASES AND FINGGGGER YOURSELF TILL YOU "COME AND GO" TO SLEEP!

Simple!

African man? Tufia!!!!
If I come this world again, nor be dem abeg!

Ta!

Too late! I am stuck with my IGBOTIC BUSH FOWL! No need to trade one dry pehnis for anoda wan. I can COME by myself! Shior.

They avoid RELIGION!

EFCC!
You don discover MUNGO PARK?

So, you still want to have sex after being raped?

You think you are the only one going through PTSD?

Do you know what your husband is ALSO going through?

It was no one's fault you went through a stroke of misfortune.

Cut him some slack! It is a normal reaction from ANY MAN.

Do not expect things to be "near normal" after such a tragedy.

Go and heal your body and soul first. Your husband may never be the same either!

That's life!


Peace!

Look at this UGLY APE making noise?
You way carry EDO state money go marry your ABORTION QUEEN after dodo using her since she was 5 years old?

Ewu OSHIOMOLE!!!!

We don't need a SLOW-COACH to fix Nigeria.

We need a WHIZZZZZBOOOOOOYYYYY! Not a SENILE, OLD FART-BAG!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3gcB2SkNs

Good move my darling SABONGIDDA ORA!
You have no business with "GAMBARI PARTIES" like APC!

Amen!!!!

Ooo dem Epp?
Ooo dem Epp?

Elxandre:
Kanwulia, I've been searching for you and your sarcastic comments.

Thought your husband finally took your phone from you to stop you from causing trouble on the internet.

Meeeeeeeee?
Causing trouble on the internet?
Muhehehehehe
My husband ke?
You tink say he nor get work?

I dey kamkpeeeeee!!!
H-enjoying my NL pre-retirement status.

alabiyemmy:
You wish me dead? I am alive and kicking. Glory be to God on High.

Wish you dead ke?
For what na?
I mean alive ON NL.
Good to see you. More Glory upon Glory!
Amen.

Typical "ndi-igbo BU OMA" hype!
Awon "LIMPOPO" boys posing in front of uncompleted buildings with RED shoes and vehicles!

Local tinz!

^^^

So. . . . Wey ya own with "HARD NYANSH"?
SHOW US PISSSSHORS of your VAJIN MARIA BRIDE NA? Abi dem nefa born am?