₦airaland Forum

Her h-enemies don run E-BADU BELLE DIE! Chai!!!!!

This "Alabi" guy still dey alive?
Gosh! When Nairaland WAS NAIRALAND!!!!

Awon 2006 "branch"!
This dude dey spit fire doz days o!
10 years on NL, ONE MONTH online?

Oh boy! NA WISSSSH BABA DO THE JAZZZ?



To h-answer your ?

Thank my LUCKY STARS, I DON'T LIVE AND CAN NEVER LIVE IN NIGERIA!!!!

Change don kam o!
When CHANGE comot, I fit reconsider!

I just love all these 'love and marriage' topics!
People are still 'searching' for 'apppinessss' gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Well! Una goodu-luck o!
Time to catch my flight to chase more '$$$$$'!
Amen!

Go TONTO!
You have shamed your CRITICS!
Muhahahahahahaha
Your h-enemies ARE CHOPPING THEIR VOMITS!

Not an option!
I will only date one that has MONEY TO BUY A CHEF FOR BOTH OF US!
Na who wan die for h-insai kitchen?

With Buhari. . expect MAJOR DEPRESSION caused by 'CHANGE'!

When 'rrretards' get married, no amount of discussion can help!

ONODA wan don come o!
Death by 'vu-vu-vu-VLOKOS!

Calculus25:
I was discussing with my brother's wife a few weeks ago. I think love is blind.
Do other animals fall in love ? NO. they just have kids and move on with their life .companionship is good ,but giving your trust to anyone is foolish. Most humans are prone to cheat if the opportunity presents itself . Also,would you continue loving a person who just got his or her face disfigured by acid ? Would you love your boyfriend or husband if his dick was amputated?

what qualities makes you love a person? Do you know that there are 100s of thousands of others who posses those same qualities? I believe in a need for companionship,but not really love .

What exactly is your point?
Is marriage by force?
People who have chosen to get married have made their choices.
So, if they are happy or not. . . should we cry or rejoice with them?
Na competition?

If you nor marry. . . depression go kill you for old age o!
ESPECIALLY FOR MEN who can't cook their own food or WIPE THEIR AZZZZES in old age!
Look around you. . . . MEN CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT A WOMAN O.
Unless he has ALZHEIMER'S!

Ask 'fanny canny' KAYODE!

The women nko?
If dem nor marry. . .dem go turn WINCHES begin fly by night for old age o! Original 'bitter kola'!

Calculus25:
can you explain the bolded

Haba!
You for wait make I finish na!
Don't you know I have to edit and re-edit?

Abeg rephrase the ?

It should be. . . IS MARRIAGE POSSIBLE IN AFRICA?

Answer. . .YES! MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE!

Happy marriage ke? Lai-lai!
Na management we do o.
E beta pass SINGLE life sha!
Diarrris alway somebody to 'cuss' from morning till night!

Most married people are unhappy—with many a virtual study in misery. They have no idea what to do about it or where to turn for answers. Millions stumble along, bouncing off one marital problem into another, never knowing how to address them—let alone solve them!

I don pass all dis stage o!
Unhappy ke? For wetin na?
I don even remember what my husband's vu-vu-vu-VLOKOS looks like anymore o!
I woke me up this morning 'squeezing my breasssstz. . . I NOR EVEN FEEL anytin o!

He even kissed me on his way to work. . . I just continue snoring JEJELY! Shior!

Sadly, so many enter marriage with no understanding, no preparation, no training and no idea of how to achieve a lifetime of happiness with their chosen partner.

If you like. . . PREPARE, FORTIFY, UNDERSTAND AND RETRAIN. . . . NO ONE CAN GIVE YOU HAPPINESS THE WAY YOU WANT IT.
Just take it as you see it and find HAPPINESS IN YOURSELF!

ifyalways:
Asampete, good to see around.

We dey 9ja dey carry Bubu shyte. Everybody don quiet, the hunger is real. Shakara don end

Nne!
Business class for plane don h-empty o!
First class na NEVA-NEVA land!
Na to use 'points' dey reign now o!

Baby 1!
It is well with ya soul always!

ifyalways:
Only Americans can do this. I'm beginning to love that country.

Where's AJ sef? KanwuliaJara/ Kanwuliaextra, I dey miss you gan.

Nne! How e dey you?
Buhari dey town o.

Pipo don dey grind 'watermelon and carrot' instead of tomatoes take cook stew o!
Nairaland dry jare!
Good to see ya!
I dey off today. . . say make I breeze by.
No better jor!

Like Nigeria. . . .Like Nairaland.

*Back to my bed jare. . . we go gyam later*

pocohantas:
Ghana?
Isn't that IK Ogbonna? He is a Nigerian o,this peh-nis is from Nigeria.

No shyyyyyyyyte!
Fine man like dis dey dat wor-wor KUNTRY NAIJA?

Onye IGBO?

Aruuuuuu!!!!!!

Na de man STUN me pass sha!
Nne Queen! Abeg shift ya weave-HON, make I see beta peh-nis from GHANA jor!

Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

Mumu APE!

Still local!

Maybe she gave him his first "blow" to make him sing "mo tim bo "!

Na so dem say me dey bleach too!
Not knowing say na NIGERIAN SUFFERHEAD dey cause serious BLACKNESS!

Can a man be snatched?

Only women must confess all sins?
OP Dinachi!
Na WAH for you o.
Which girl gif you diziz?

You for go NOLLYWOOD to shout ya tori na!

Only when I am broke!

EfemenaXY:
Trashy.

Cc: Kanwuliajara / KanwuliaExtra, Sagamite, Sambarry

How many we go judge!

christopher123:
Whatever .....identity crisis is a bliss

I CONCUR!

E don eep the masses?
Abi oyel-bunkering nor dey reign for Nigeria again?

Tribal tinz!
Some areas in Nigeria still love the "interior stateroom" of the AMISTAD I swear!

Welcome to THE BAD BADAGRY BOROUGH!

blackpanda:
Read before commenting, not just the headline!

Then REMOVE Jonathan's name from the headline.
Till then, nothing to read!

All dez BLOOODY, trbalistic BIGOTS from the NORTH AND WEST!
Buhari should SHUT UP and DO HIS JOB!
Na who SEN am message?
GEJ never pointed fingers at IBB and OBJ abi?

Boooooshyte.

At least TONTO DIKEH get!
Husband nor scarce abeg!!!!
Go OBJ compound SIMPLE.

Very funny INDEED!
Just wondering about the male counterparts in the same professions.

Sexist piece of TRASH!!!!

Only Jonathan?
OBJ and IBB brought WEALTH to Nigeria abi?

Stinking, illiterate cattle-rearer!!!!

Shattap jor!!!!