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CrimeRe: Cultists On The Rampage: Viewers Discretion Advised by Kanyol(m): 1:05pm On Apr 23, 2015
Yuck! sad
*throws up*
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Kanyol(m): 12:47pm On Apr 23, 2015
Jigsawkillah is a tout
BusinessRe: Mtn Office Shut Down In Benin City Over South Afria's Killings (photos) by Kanyol(m): 11:53am On Apr 20, 2015
lonelydora:
Now how do I boycott the Dstv subscription I have already done?
If you boycott DSTV where would you run to next? Startimes? Smh
BusinessRe: Mtn Office Shut Down In Benin City Over South Afria's Killings (photos) by Kanyol(m): 11:51am On Apr 20, 2015
haywire1:
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@last what I've been waiting for grin, let's shut MTN down in lagos too ndd steal all recharge cards then sell it in Ghana. Then we hit shoprite grin grin grin, o'yea Shoprite goodies grin grin grin. We don hammer grin grin grin, Congrat in advance.

I need leader and volunteers pls

Leader quality: Must be a militant or ex-militant with @least 3 yrs experience or a boko haram member



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If you rob Shoprite you'd be robbing Nigerians. Shoprite is just like a market
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Kanyol(m):
Simple...


I fight dirty, smash ya face in the mud
stop being a pain in the butt...and go play with the dogs
coz u have no place with this dons... just an APC thug
I pitch with "silent killers" ...no DJ in the club!
dude, I relate with kings ....so my image is rich
you in a party that waves brooms ...like village witches
and I got more chakra fo raps... enough to shatter yo scraps
so if we exchange banters, oga
I'll throw punches weighing pounds till Naira collapse
I'm gathering daggers
this Seun's toy needs a battery charger
to face the savagery rapper
coz I shoot to hit the point.... archery master!
am on the same shoulder with vets, dummy
and doper with text, buddy
but if 'D compose' better, it's over his 'dead body'
better don't bring back the beef....coz if karma speaks
u go lose after all ur noise...you be Mama Peace!
PoliticsRe: Lovely Photos Of The Emir Of Kano And His Family by Kanyol(m): 1:26pm On Apr 06, 2015
I can't see suicide bombers in the picture. So the family members ain't complete
HealthRe: What Can Cause This?? by Kanyol(m): 11:48am On Mar 27, 2015
Uselessgoat was harsh but still right. She should stop phocking around
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan To Address The Nation, Nigeria, 7:00 am by Kanyol(m):
Acidosis:
This message is directed to all peace loving Nigerians. There is something about that word "Sai-Buhari."


At the shout of that name; all sane Nigerians become insane, blood pressures rise; tentacles grow from the skull; and teeth begin to gnash!


Stay safe Nigerians! Sai Buhari is synonymous to VIOLENCE; wherever & whenever that name is called; what follows is VIOLENCE.

Nairaland was peaceful until we started seeing these words; Lagos was peaceful until "SAI BUHARI"

Do you even know the main activator of the 2011 post election violence? Fellow Nigerians, watch the video on YouTube and tell me what you hear!

We've seen people destroying banners and simultaneously chanting "SAI-BUHARI." That name give them the energy and tenacity to kill, steal and destroy.

"SAI-BUHARI" will result to loss of lives on Saturday, 28th. When you hear that name; grab your voter card and run for your dear life.



Acidosis
The same thing as when you hear someone suddenly shouting Allahu akbar! in the north. You'll see everybody running coz a bomb blast is always expected to follow
AgricultureRe: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by Kanyol(m): 7:39am On Mar 27, 2015
firetrap:
Brors that's not an ocelot, its a Genet. the ocelot is not found naturally anywhere outside south, north and central America
They have a striking resemblance, no doubts, but genets are much more smaller and have bushy tails. Compare this genet with the original one the Op uploaded

AgricultureRe: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by Kanyol(m): 10:21am On Mar 26, 2015
orlaryhincah:
Pls share some picz

AgricultureRe: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by Kanyol(m): 10:17am On Mar 26, 2015
Leopard ke? That's an ocelot, it belongs to the cat family
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Army Debunks Kidnap Of 500 Women, Children In Damasak by Kanyol(m): 10:13am On Mar 26, 2015
I doubted that story too. It's another APC failed propaganda. It's just two days from now and we'll all see Pa Buhari crying again
GEJ gets my vote
RomanceRe: I Have Been Dumped By 3 Girls Cos I Refuse To Have Sex With Them by Kanyol(m): 6:24am On Mar 10, 2015
Saimeritus:
The past 3 girlfriend I had dumped me because I refused to do the thing with them. I'm from a very responsible family and I had a covenant with God not to have sex until marriage. I have been good to those girls , buys them lots of gift cos I'm on 3 scholarships.The day I went to the home of my 2nd gf, we were all alone in the house, she kept touching me but I didn't make a move. This infuriated her. The next day I called her, she keeps busying my calls. She dumped me just like that. My last gf came to my room at school the other day and I cooked for her, entertained her very well but when she showed green light , I rejected it. I have been calling her since then but she doesn't pick my calls. They all say that I'm not a man. pls what should I do to keep a good girl into a relationship? I think I am a failure when it comes to relationships. candid advice needed
Since ur not ready to f##k, and ur sure ur not gay, stop dating girls until ur ready for marriage.
And from what u said, I can sense that the girls u date have issues with their hormones. You show them u care and they get orgasms for you, only to be turned down. Of course, they'd dump ur sorry ass
CultureRe: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by Kanyol(m): 6:13am On Mar 10, 2015
bigfrancis21:
You are only re-iterating what I already said before: lion = odum, and agu = leopard. So, what is your point?
Ok, maybe I quoted the wrong person
Foreign AffairsRe: Indonesian Court Rejects Nigerian’s Appeal Against Death Sentence by Kanyol(m): 7:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
These Asians are heartless! They hardly forgive. I've lost count with the number of Nigerians executed in Asian countries (Singapore, Malaysia and Indonesia) for drug trafficking.
Best bait is to do to them as much as they do to us. . .









Any Chinko with fake passport should be hanged!
CultureRe: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by Kanyol(m): 7:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
bigfrancis21:
Please translate the Igbo biblical phrase, 'Odum ebo Judah' for me in English.

Thank you. smiley
Bros, there are only agu and odum in Igbo literature, and they refer to leopard - or any spotted cat - and lion. Tiger is not recognised, but if we must give it a place, it should be called odum too
CultureRe: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by Kanyol(m): 7:00pm On Mar 09, 2015
tonychristopher:
Hyena is edi abali
Hyena or fox? undecided
CultureRe: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by Kanyol(m): 6:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
bigfrancis21:
People often mistake egbe = hawk for 'kite'. While growing up I've always known 'egbe' to be the bird that preys on chicken when its mother is unwary and each time the bird swoops down and lifts a chick, people around would shout 'egbe e burula nwa okuko o'. In English, hawks are known to prey on chicks (poultry) and kites on insects. More correctly, 'egbe' = hawk.
Hawk is ogankwo, kite is egbe
CultureRe: Nigerian Native Names And Their Meanings by Kanyol(m): 6:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Boma - thank god (Ijaw)
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Enjoying Mum's Food. by Kanyol(m): 6:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
The first time it was Flavour eating in a local restaurant, today it's Flavour eating his mum's food, all in the same picture. U guys should stop spreading absurd lies on the front page!!!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kanyol(m): 5:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
This monkey is berserk/ a knock is what he will be served/ for asking 'where every one' like a lost kid in desert!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Kanyol(m): 5:00pm On Mar 09, 2015
ive not been online for a long time. Light shot at Jigsnotkillah


My game is engaged . . raised beyond the waves of my brain . .
Jig's game is encased . . and he's failed in his pace . .
reason the ape is enraged . .
I don't owe u something . . why the Gollum fronting? . .
I'll still tell the truth even if the oaf won't love it. . at ur ugliness we puke, no solution, kid . .
chicks will always turn u down without a volume button!
my flame delivered . . with the greatest ether. .
will burn this lamest nigga . . sorry, it's a shame to meet ya . .
I ain't here to get acquainted either . .
you've never been a threat. . . or known to kill a vet . .
am designed to kill slow, call me a cigarette! . .
I ain't waving a gun at will . .my aim is to pop and kill . .
Jig is Taye Taiwo, twenty-two shots no hit!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Visits Mubi, Heads To Baga by Kanyol(m): 4:54pm On Feb 26, 2015
Now that's what I call a presido cool
CelebritiesRe: Meet Basketmouth's Beautiful And Super Adorable 5 Year Old Daughter by Kanyol(m): 4:27pm On Feb 26, 2015
Very beautiful cheesy
How I wish she's my baby
CelebritiesRe: Is D’ Banj Having Oral Intercourse With This Female Fan On Stage? –PHOTO by Kanyol(m): 3:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
Some women can be useless though
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Kanyol(m):
[size=25pt]JIG'S-NOT-KILLAH![/size]

I only mocked the black dude . . . to see what he can do . .
but I got a sad news . .he's just a wack fool! . .
when he said he's handsome, I knew the boy is a goob. .
coz first time I saw his pictures, I was like 'what a taboo!' . .
'his fam must have robbed from a zoo' . .or 'Taribo fuhked a baboon!'
he don't have a clue . . that I'm fly like sparrows and falcons . .
can't compare with his wack flows and jargon. .
Jig, ur too shallow and hollow. . u wouldn't spit hot lines if u swallowed a dragon! . .
I sight poverty from his texts . .coz when I drop verses, he fidgets. .
you mince words like there's interests . .but keep growing short like puberty for midgets! . .
so fuhk what the fool say . . face me and u'll be running like Hussein . .
because ur punches softer than Kool Aid. . u've bagged more losses than juves . .
how much more would u take? . . . L after L, and yet ur not still Cool, J?!! . .
am prying this fool . . why strive to be hood . . when he has right to be cool? . .
accept fact, am more violent and rude . . I slip quick shots and silence a crook . .
but to murder someone, is what ur dying to do! . .
so what makes this Trek thinks he hard? . . he best keep his calm . .
coz I've dealt with niggas . . the vets and the wack . .
somebody please help tell this fagg . . 'fore he puts death in my hands . .
that not everyone from Bayelsa is an ex-militant!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Kanyol(m): 10:15am On Feb 24, 2015
mikuz:
Good stuff!
Thanks bro
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kanyol(m): 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2015
This fool wants a name in the thread/ he should stop hating his friends/ coz he and EMEzzy are like camouflage... I don't see any difference
Car TalkRe: Artega Gt, A Car I Saw Today At School, I Am Speechless( Veiw Pic by Kanyol(m): 4:56pm On Feb 23, 2015
Smh! Come to Ikoyi club and u'll see cuter cars than this one
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Kanyol(m):
Kronos gift, am taking the hour. . to start raping the cowards
as they flow down the drain, am taking a shower
I assumed Kiefer and made me Jack Bauer. .I have no aim for the towers
but since y'all niggaz my square roots, am raised to the power!
catch me in 2-line diss, where i been stroking hos a lot . . .ask Bruce, Krone and Gottoboy
am known for hottest drops . . .Dj5naira must be a clone or robocop
installed by Seun to look for old flows to bust. . but I know the homo soft
and can't do anything graphic even with adobe photoshop!
I mar and bully . .with bars of fury . .that burn thru races like when Nazi charred the Jewish
and the whackly newbies. .are my garden to weed . .these kids are starkly foolish
it's either they blossom or I slash their two lips! . . (tulips)
Bleep Dotwillis, his shots barely hitting. . and if he dares to diss me . .I'll slash and tear the weakling. .
then have Dot shared to his kin . . his fam won't know where the will is!!
place me among the soul reapers . . cos I war with slow niggas
they can't scare me with ugly monickers . .even Jigsaw is no Killah
and if ur graders don't read this. . .I'll put raiders on the spree
or I'll invite Segun and Empress to create an ugly scene!
Technology MarketRe: Beware: This Is What My Brother Saw In A New Sealed Apple Mackbook Pro Carton. by Kanyol(m): 11:22am On Feb 23, 2015
Are u a learner? Don't tell me u didn't check the content before buying

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