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I wouldn't reply Omotola if I was the guy

He's looking like Mazi Ntanta

kr0ne:
Lmaooooooooooooo! I don die! My psycho friend, Braintouch, ur head dey dia. My campaign strategy this year will be the finest if u don't convince me to quit. I even hope to post audio rap support for our candidate and get some niggers here, aside Kanyol, to post lyrics too. I have nothing less than 250 people by my side now. Please don't make me change me mind

Lol

lagunna1:
Mr man.

U no dey show for rap section again..

Busy times, bro. I usually go there to read bars or arguments. I drop bars only when I have the time

Braintouch

scentmarlc:
Yes ooooo. If yu like sef, call am masturbation, na yu sabi.

If yu know say yu wan join, indicate say saying "i wan join"

Lol! Truth is, I don't bother or worry myself with this online matter. But u know, when ur nigga calls for ur assistance u just have to answer the call cos it's what we do for each other. None of these gals know me and they can't ask anything from me, as I wouldn't ask from them too

Braintouch:
True. E be like say na pay before service naim sure pass, unless the aspirant is ur personal girlfriend, and I mean outside Nairaland
Cc:
Krone
Lagunna1
Kanyol
Goshikid
Orijin101 etc
Make una come put mouth for this matter joor

Is this revolution?

MizMyColi:
Of Kess
I mentioned everyone!!!

Yhyh, e-redwine tins.
Do the honours, would you

Just how I like it. A glass will do. Thanks

MizMyColi:



@Everyone

Truckpusher
Tallesty1
Kachisbarbie
Dechandel
Luxanne
Dygeasy
Teeeo
Severussnape
Temitemi1!!!!

I passed! I passed!

Finally!!!


I passed the aptitude test organized by PushCv
Yayyyhhh *Bursting Shoki*

I wouldn't mind for a bottle of red wine even tho I wasn't quoted. It calls for celebration, I guess

sandrahnaub:
I sure do

Good thing u do

I just hope or rather wish the aspirants truly appreciate what ninjas are doing for them here

Braintouch:
I see things here


https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-11-2015/UNuajB.gif

Real brain touch

kr0ne:
Just seeing this. D0pe! I wonder why u don't team up in ciphers

Lol! Cattrh dey ur eye?

bettercreature:
This temitemi1 of a guy is a one man mofo he has neither protection nor god father
The lady is pretty

Mopol or mofo? I thought u were admiring him

Almost 20 mallams have trekked for Buhari but I find this one guy's adventure more interesting

Ini Edo is dry

Nice stuff. Kr0ne, u still with Lurlah2014 or u changed ur mind?

[size=20pt]I get depressed and watch my pride rolling/
might get diagnosed with psychosis/
This ain't no trick, guys, I know it/
Suicidal thoughts, my mind blowing/
A voice says "put a noose round me neck and die hopeless!"/
But, hey! before I die, hold it!!!!
[/size]

I think I got something to live for!

[size=20pt]
I see a damsel by the corner/
Guess what....her name is Lurlah!!!!

Vote Lurlah2014! [/size]

Krone, when the main event kicks off I'll be by ya side, hommie

The only thing true about the Op is that he's Yoruba. Sex? Nope! The op is male. I don't know why he had to change to a girl, though, maybe he's dating an Igbo girl

chowlade:
That's why 55% ladies in nigeria r pfucked up totally. once you have ur money u see about 200 of them laughing hysterically arround u wanting you to date them.Thank God i wasn't born a lady is this how i'll be hustling 4 good boyfriend or be such a slut sleeping with guys already hooked up? go to them hospital ladies are evacuating belle like is hot. Thank God i'm male we rules the world

Op, if you like edit and change this

Why is the contribution level in the Hausa thread few? I saw a lot of them chanting Sai Baba during the presidential election. So where are the 1.9 million people from Kano?

OneNaira6:
I was going to avoid the Ikwerre topic until I saw this wannabe post.

Abeg, just want to warn una. This is nothing but a Yoruba guy third multiple ID.

How do I know? When he first opened this ID, I asked him one simple question which a real Ikwerre would have known. It took this nigg@ nearly 30 mins to locate the answer and even then the answer he gave was wrong. I gave him another chance and he still failed the answer again and resulted to asking me to give him the correct answer
Here's the link and see what transpired b/w me and this wannabe
https://www.nairaland.com/1578450/not-biafrans-gov-amaechis-insults/25

Believe this guy at your own peril. I already know some SE Igbo will but know that when others suspected who this ID belongs, this Ikwerreboy account went comatose since 2014. Only to surface recently to start another Ikwerre vs. Igbo thread. Pathetically for him, that one was equally ignored. I guess he decided to seek attention on this one. So I am going to tell una, Ignore the ediot and like earlier, he'll rest this ID and go back to his original one or seek another way for attention. Who knows, you can never predict that pathetic, disgraceful tribe.

Vansnickers and Ikwerreboy are the same person. I followed the link you dropped and confirmed it. Check the time intervals they used to converse and also check their past posts. His arguments were stolen from either a copy and paste or a google result

happydays1:
they should check Zambia, they bear some kind of IBO names like EMEKA and more.

Hmm, are you sure?

That Ikwerreboy posting epistles so as not to be called Igbo is a mugu. Who told you we want more people to join us? We are still very great in number despite the amount of people killed during the Biafran war. Just come to Owerri during Xmas and you'd think you're in Idunmota, Lagos due to the swarming crowd.
Ngwa mechie onu now, inugo?

Umunnam, amu na ekeli unu o. Ouch! Mistake
Umunnam, anam ekele unu o!

Nafikowa:
Orlu is not Igbo language, most communities or people around that zone speak that same kind of Igbo. So Orlu cannot be singled out to be Igbo language.

Please help me tell Okudiover1

Working in an alcohol producing company doesn't make u a drinker. Even if you drink, it's not a sin before God, provided you don't get drunk.
After all, Paul advised Timothy to add a little shepe in his system so as to carry on his ministry
I no dey forget that bible verse

1 Timothy 5:23

Do not take only water as your drink, but take a little wine for the good of your stomach, and because you are frequently ill.

OkuDiOver1:
orlu is a language too not just a place.

That's my zone o, and I'm hearing it for the first time o

OkuDiOver1:
says who?

Orlu is a place in Imo, not a language. Are you going to debate that too?

Ishilove:
Ukwuani is not exactly igboid. There are elements of Yoruba and Edo contained therein.

You're re-enacting the same undocumented claims that Ukwuani people originated from early Benin immigrants. The same is also said of Agbor, formerly under Bendel. The op is right, they're igboid. Listen to them speak

OkuDiOver1:
what of ORLU?

Orlu is not a language

I enjoy it when those 'forming chics' smile at me for help in the exam hall. Bitches!