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She's the reason I dumped Rashida/ coz she reads my mind better than metre/ and she got my back...my heart keeper/ so I call her Aretha/
Fu-kk Anita...this chick's a better queen than Latifah!

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ROZZAY!

The fridge dey near the fuel tank

Julie9093:
una get mouth oooo! I beg make una free d Op.

I love your pose, babe

v6 or 4 plugs?

majekdom2:
did they make thousands of that car and then put it in the market ?... they just made somethjing to show case their skills .... how do some of us reason?

They spent 4 million naira to build that giant toy. How silly!!!

Kesmakveli:
Amazing: Unizik Students Produce Race Car

According to the initiator of the project, Okoyenta Augustus, the materials for the car were locally sourced and it took them two years to put in place. The cost of the project still according to him was about .4 million naira, though with the support of the department.

topcheat:
do yours and we stop importing high cost toys from China

Be honest with yourself. Would u pick that toy over a made in China so-called fake car?

kenex4ever:
Hater! If dem build dat one na u go still say dem buy d parts come couple am, Losers always trying to bring others down to their level.

Abeg, face front! Even the toy cars I carved when I was still a kid looked a lot better than this. Hater ko lover ni

Kayharry:
come carry am for midnite

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I don't want to be sarcastic here but all I see is two "agbayas" on a toy car. Chinese students go don laugh dem tire

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So this man disappeared for real?? gullible Nigerians!!

obontami:
niggi u a jar headed fool...i'm ur lord in dis rap game..so bow down 4 da boss

Nothing enticing/ this one na end time things/ dude, go learn how to rhyme!!

obontami:
niggi 4ck what u think abt my name...u don't 4ck around with a goon...niggi cos it's dangerous for ur health..obontami is in d muh 4cking building

I believe this thug is foolish/ seems he gats nothing doing/ cos he puts his d!ck in the wall and thinks he's 4cking building

chronique:
Wow! Feels sad reading this but let me refresh your memory about what I warned you about when you started out with your very first thread. I particularly warned you about destroying other people's businesses to gain clients. I remember how you came up with spurious claims that most car dealers were making millions off clients(on a single car) and cheating them and how you had to open that thread to expose them and help buyers. Some of the things you said then,weren't true but I didn't want to look like an antagonist on your thread. I remember a client on NL arguing with me about price of a particular vehicle,and how she had gotten it cheaper on your thread;I simply asked her to go ahead and do biz with you. I also remember some NLers attacking one or two people who tried to point out some of the wrong claims you were making... It's a shame that with all the clients you were getting,things turned out this bad. Those who you accused of ripping people off,still have their businesses up and running while you,the "one who wanted to help" are struggling with bankrupcy as you've made us to understand. What's the reason for all these? You built a foundation on lies and the bad thing about a lie is that,you have to keep lying to sustain the first one told. One of the many pitfalls in business is,over-promising and under-delivering which a lot of people do,just to win clients. I thinl this is an area where you probably failed. If you understand what a solid reputation meant,you wouldn't have allowed too many of such deals to occur before taking swift steps to clear things up. It is not every client that somes your way,that you must collect money from(most especially when you know the amount being offered can't sort things out). When you accept such orders,you automatically become a glutton,and would be setting yourself up for failure. I percieve your business model,was robbing peter to pay paul (using one client's money to sort out another with the hope that another client would come and you'd use his own to sort out the other client. Such methods only leads to a cobweb of debts. I have a friend who does business this way and up till now,He's still in debts. I am in no way celebrating your fall cos it wouldn't add a dime to my pocket. I actually do feel for you and many other dealers cos,with the amount of views you had on your threads and what has happened so far,I'm sure a lot of potential clients would be wary of doing business with dealers online(seing that the popular ones who they thought were credible,are having scandals trail them). I hope you've learnt your lessons and I also hope others are learning.

Little gotten in absolute peace and tranquility,refreshes the soul. I really wish you a quick recovery.

This writeup is good. I, most especially, fancy the bolded. It's a good punchline for rap artistes like me

oweniwe:
shey google don die ni?

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At times, google doesn't provide all the information u need about a particular thing. U for no go school na...just sit down for house dey google questions and answers

cne010:
Beside Italian Tiles and Marbles in Ifako busstop before Ogudu Code Red Technologies very good guys and cheap.

Ok, thank you very much. Copied that

cne010:
From 2001 to 2005 the Engine and gear sells for 90k in Trinity Apapa. A friend got the gear alone for 35k.

Any idea if Mercedes come with 4, 6, 8 etc plugs like other cars? I'm trying to avoid anything above 4 plugs henceforth cos of my own experience. And please refer me to a Benz thread to check out the prices of the ones u listed or u have any idea too? Thanks

oweniwe:
who told you that??

A mercedez benz c320 engine cost about 80k. How is that expensive?

I dont know about bmw but mercedes and audi parts arent expensive as people assume them to be.

Is c320 not a very old model? No idea, just asking

Eyop:
premium killing....lol. My brother German engineering is fantastic. Even @ 180 that E class will be very stable provided you can handle it. If you then drive the CLS 63 AMG,it means you will create a thread to sing praises of Mercedes Benz.

I tell you! Mercedes is built to kill! The experience I had today is evidence. Dunno if BMW has same balance. But Honda and Toyota no reach coz I've driven both on top speed

yungboss:
they should tell me where they are located and I will enlighten them okay!

Ketu, Lagos

But, mehn..for the first time in my life I drove one E-class owned by my friend this morning, just immediately after the environmental exercise. I did 140 on 3rd Mainland and I didn't know it!!! In fact, it felt like I was doing 60 with my Honda Bulldog. It was even my friend that told me to check the speedometer. Benz can kill o

Siena:
[color=Blue]Uh, no automobile requires a "special" kind of mechanic to work on them. They simply require a technician with a methodical approach to diagnosis and repairs. Not randomly throwing parts at it, or slicing and dicing the wiring until some degree of drivability is achieved.

Just because a trial-and-error merchant gets an automobile up and running, doesn't mean all is well. You may well drive a car that will tolerate poor maintenance more than others, but you may NOT necessarily like it. Because you are basing your preference on the skills that exist local to you. In short, you're allowing your mechanic to dictate what you roll around with.[/color]

I get your point, and ur right. But I'm saying this from the AVERAGE NIGERIAN point of view. If you're living in Nigeria presently, which I doubt, you'd understand that what I'm saying is CLEAR FACT. Here, Merc and BMW owners mostly go to the auto companies to get their cars fixed since 98% of our Naija local, cheap, mostly road-side-mechanics run away from these cars. Imagine a mechanic referring you to another mechanic whose shop is a mile away from his! So these few who can are in monopoly and would charge a heavy amount of money. Moreover, their parts are very expensive! For these reasons, we average Nigerians prefer Honda and Toyota cars coz even a mechanic apprentice can fix them ...and, of course, WE HAVE TO LIKE THEM

I don't like both. Any car that requires a special kind of mechanic to treat its madness is a no no for me. Moreso, their parts are expensive

X) If u turn left u would meet a tree.. the red slash ..across the road

Make una help the guy joo. By 'experienced men only' I think he means 'people with good knowledge of Honda cars.' And i'm certain most of you here are. He never said 'perfect men only' so why mock the poor dude make una apply una shursh mind abeg

Na dis kind thing dey make frontpage?

When I said it that these idiots will never accept the ceasefire terms some people nearly ate me raw. But they won't! When the 79 virgins bait is still on their minds?
Now we're talking of the missing Chibok girls and they're adding more women in their net. It shall never be well with BH and its supporters. They must surely meet their end!

gottoboy:
‎​A̶̲̥̅̊♏ right here, Who's looking Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я ᵐᵉ??

Report immediately

That bouncer just take style dey touch the girl bobby

Okocha prick don stand, that's why he put hand for pocket. Don't ask how I know, I do it too

Where's Gottoboy?

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Ya speech dont motivate, i smack these orators/
power-up their brians with electric charges till they insane like mad generators/
their artificial flows i kill with a line when i jab with sig-natures/
cuz they too unstable... its the balance they lacking like... Crashed elevators/
Dese nigz spit funny stone-age sh*t like they older than rap/ the jokers are mad/
claiming thier bullets injures &their lines dO.per in spars/
when their shot's never on point Like Asamoah & penalties.. over the bar/
I make calculative moves but ya'll lack d math like hoffa's name/
kill ur father bashing his skull with ps2 pads....call that game/
stab yo momas p.u$$.y with needles.. till you mistake her a 'fish' ... they way i make yo mother 'wail'/
Costly swag, my birth-right's hard to buy/
I serve pains that make gents glad to die/
and no gladiator can stand these hands of mine/
cos i've gotten vets 'clock'-ed with fists moulded from the 'sands of time'/
grind their souls droppin these lames in mill/
for thinkin they ll live after facing me/
aint no biblical Jesus but I drown the lazy pigs/
blind fold & dispose em body in 'ocean' .. ghost mode! dem no ........ dey 'sea' me/
Survival of the fittest, i compete with thugs/
spoon fed with bullets,to this day, I ...eat with guns/
stashing coke and making fat dollars, lost deep in drugs/
dese rappers are broke.. If they ever get 'bank alert'... its that.... 'ill bliss song'/
this place's like a morgue & fraternity... what these cultists drop are dead/
Psycho emcees.. ya naughty talks are weird/
ur memorized lines & hurtin words lacks fear/
watch how one by one.. i ll 'decapitate'.... for being unable to spit ..multies 'off ya head'/
i kill with the pen.. gat blood all over my note book/
so indebted to the game... cant outline my whole dues/
You rude rappers be gettin paid at ya lives expense .... cuz Like the 'last 3 vowels'... its death 'I owe you'/!! i

Dope one

Going by criteria the Teddybiyasi girl wins this hands down. Iamo was just beating about the bush

Girls use mainly body languages to express their feelings. It's hard for them to speak out

delishpot: Dem dey target lagos next with wetin I dey smell for ground so.

After wiping out ur village