Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by Kanyol(m): 5:02pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
Rhymes, wordplay, flow, punchline, metaphor & closer = Jangbajantis
Opener & personal = Joe
MVGT = Jangbajantis |
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Politics › Re: Video Of A Chopper Exchanging Items With Bandits by Kanyol(m): 9:19am On Dec 10, 2021*. Modified: 4:37pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Really disturbing. And for the fact that they had the effrontery to record it gives me the chills. See boldness na. |
Crime › Re: Osun Plumber Who Went Missing Few Days To His Wedding Found In Ritualists’ Den by Kanyol(m): 8:11am On Dec 10, 2021 |
"The deceased was later set free."
I think police should start arresting illiterate bloggers too. |
Programming › Re: Which Is Better : Laptop Or Desktop For Programming by Kanyol(m): 6:56pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Someone suddenly remembered a 2014 thread and opened it. |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Blasted For Taking Food From Her Friend's Mouth At A Party (Video) by Kanyol(m): 5:17pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Clout chasing hos looking for clït-chasing simps. |
Food › Re: Which Of These 4 Soups Would You Remove Forever? (pictures) by Kanyol(m): 5:16pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
I remove none. |
Celebrities › Re: Niyi Lawal Receives Christmas Gift From His Wife by Kanyol(m): 3:05pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Don't be surprised, it's a white wife, not our local...futures. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Dumped My Husband After Using Him To Emerge Victory - Oluremi Tinubu by Kanyol(m): 12:12pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Naija which way? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by Kanyol(m): 7:02am On Dec 09, 2021 |
AZControversial:
 Aahh!! Forget that thing oo. Football itself is no one's friend anymore.
By the way, is Lenglet not in trouble like this? For what? He's a close friend to Lewa. |
Pets › Re: Residents Lament The Invasion Of Famished Monkeys Into Their Homes In Lagos by Kanyol(m): 6:55am On Dec 09, 2021 |
RichDad1: This is not a new thing. If you’ve visited the LCC, you’ll see how those monkeys bully young children without any fear and collect their edibles. Those monkeys are gangsters. Yeah, but they hardly hurt kids. |
Pets › Re: Residents Lament The Invasion Of Famished Monkeys Into Their Homes In Lagos by Kanyol(m): 6:53am On Dec 09, 2021 |
Mynd44: Monkeys are sha better than racoons True. Monkeys hardly attack kids. |
Politics › Re: Gumi: I Have Nothing With Bandits Anymore Since FG Has Declared Them Terrorists by Kanyol(m): 8:23pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Still this declaration doesn't exonerate him. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Kanyol(m): 7:40pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Chelsea don't need this match. So many Bet9ja addicts will cry tonight. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Congregation Silent As Ghanaian Pastor Begs For Money Repeatedly. Photos And Vid by Kanyol(m): 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T SEEN PASTOR RIGHTEOUSNESS' COMMENT ON THIS THREAD?
ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?
IF YOU DON'T GERRIT FORGET ABOURIT. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by Kanyol(m): 7:33pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
How I wish Barca could perform an unusual miracle tonight and shame millions if not billions of haters. |
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Gay Allegation By Gistlovers (Pix) by Kanyol(m): 7:19pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
WesternOligarch: Honestly how do fagg0ts take it.... society is so unhinged. I wanted to explain it to you 'butt' fúck it! |
Health › Re: Identities Of The 8 Children Who Died In An Abandoned Car In Lagos Revealed by Kanyol(m): 1:45pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
This is purely murder for revenge, there's nothing like money making rituals attempt. Someone got pissed and decided to clap back using the kids of their offenders. |
Education › Re: As Minors, What Happens To The Students Who Tortured Sylvester If Found Guilty? by Kanyol(m): 12:52pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
They would be treated as adults. |
Crime › Re: Lagos Community Thrown Into Confusion As 8 Children Die Inside Vehicle (pics) by Kanyol(m): 8:44pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
This is painful enough to read.  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kanyol(m): 8:26pm On Dec 02, 2021*. Modified: 3:06pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
I'm still that hip-hop gangsta the lyrically cruel rapper holding a pen like a cane in the hand of a master so when you slaves see me you fret and walk faster/
My lyrics are easy and simple so save your sad stories but I warn you fools...I'm a rap's oldie! if you want a reply then you wacks owe me a lot more than your pitiful baloney see how I string words?...told ya I'm a rhapsody!/
[s]My presence makes you feel like you in a glasshouse - stop throwing stones[/s] [s]coz I'm that dickhead that makes you cünts to compose[/s] [s]I hit the highway and make a quick stop at your home[/s] [s]kill you for fun and have my name carved on your tombstone[/s] don't believe those lies...just attempting some of your jokes!/
Bar above is a diss to fake thugs who can't hold a knife still feeding off ya moms but brag you blowing pipes I always live my truth and never told a lie I would never point a finger except to poke your eye/
Now listen... You not tough coz you write in CAPS LOCK and stop explaining everything like a quack quack duck your bars can speak for you even if you can't talk highlighting lines is like shooting a blank gun face me? I either take your spine or you back off I'm like an elephant to you pussies...I take giant strides while you catwalk! |
Fashion › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Kanyol(m): 3:14pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Grand Finale!
I vote for Vizkiz;
Cc NLJega. |
Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Kanyol(m): 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
I vote for Vizkiz. Cc NLJega. |
Fashion › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kanyol(m): 12:18pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
I vote for:
Vizkiz
Iamkingzlee
Kinginvahala (Na wa o, this name)
Fynestboi
Franchise21
Cc NLJega. |
Health › Re: How A Nairalander Saved My Pregnant And Dying Wife by Kanyol(m): 12:15pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
God bless EmmyBosko. |
Crime › Re: Man Rapes A Girl In A Mosque In Lagos During Morning Prayers. Photo: by Kanyol(m): 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Smooyis: Let God be the judge. Exactly what I meant. |
Celebrities › Re: Steph-Nora Okere: "I Am Married To Jesus" by Kanyol(m): 12:09pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
But Jesus won't sleep with you. |
Phones › Re: Keke Operator Finds & Returns Airtime Worth Of N80,000 In Owerri , Gets Rewarded by Kanyol(m): 12:08pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
A good Nigerian leads by example. Bless you a bunch. |
Health › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets In Port-Harcourt. See Photos by Kanyol(m): 12:06pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
The kind spirits of the innocent ALUU are back! |
Crime › Re: Man Rapes A Girl In A Mosque In Lagos During Morning Prayers. Photo: by Kanyol(m): 12:05pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Why is his face blurred BTW? A rapist deserves no protection. |
Crime › Re: Man Rapes A Girl In A Mosque In Lagos During Morning Prayers. Photo: by Kanyol(m): 12:03pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Wonderful! Allah is going to be so mad at him. |
Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Kanyol(m): 2:07pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
I vote for Fynestboi, DevilMayCry and Vizkiz. Cc: NLJega. |