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Christianity EtcRe: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by Kaptainemeka(m): 2:10am On Jul 24, 2017
I rebuke it for him in Jesus name.. Get thee behind him.
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justscorchone:
You will be back grin we all come back eventually.the only sure way I can think of even though I haven't tried it is by having a nymphomaniac GF
Christianity EtcRe: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by Kaptainemeka(m): 1:49am On Jul 24, 2017
Hate it at your own peril.. Masturbation is a Sin and a crime. can you masturbate without the thought of an unclad opposite sex? And what did Jesus say? He who thinks lustfully has committed adultery in his or her heart.
ThinkWISELY:
I hate Hypocritical post !! sad,nonsense up and down!!.

I HATE NONSENSE angry angry
OP Change your post to how to be free from "EXCESS" Masturbating ! sad

Masturbating is a way of abstaining from unwanted sex
Masturbating is natural
Masturbating prevents you from ST diseases
It's not every time you will feel like having sex
At times people masturbate to stay faithful
Couples Masturbates
Singles Masturbates
Almost everyone ripe for sex life Masturbates
92% of people Masturbate once in a while,the rest lie about it
Religious profiles Masturbates

It's your ORGAN,play with it at times shocked

STOP ACTING HYPOCRITICAL ABEG ! angry angry
CrimeRe: 3 Badoo Members Burnt To Death In Ikorodu Today (Graphic Pics, Video) by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:00pm On Jul 02, 2017
This is sad... When will nigerians understand that taking laws into their hands ain't the right way.. What happened to getting them arrested and using the same amount of power they use in burning people in crying out for Supreme justice?And it will be more painful to discover that Christians are amongst the savages, totally ignoring the message of forgiveness and fair justice... God help us all.
CelebritiesRe: Koker: "Female Fans Send Nude Pictures Randomly To Me" by Kaptainemeka(m): 8:52pm On Jul 02, 2017
Blackfire:
They sent u nude u rush to social media.... So what of those they packaged themselves for life and direct, and we still say no... We should go to the moon.
You remember that time your mother told you that envy makes one sound stupid? Well here you go, you proved her right..
Poems For ReviewSoft Rainy Wind by Kaptainemeka(op): 1:00pm On May 24, 2017
Soft rainy winds will blow; conveying smell of the ground,
And humming-birds hovering with their humming sound;

And frogs in the pools singing at night,
And wild masquerade trees in tremulous light;

Offsprings will wear their lacy demands,
Crying their whims on a hungry remand;

And not one will know of the hardship,
Not one will care at last when it is stripped.

Not one will mind, neither frog nor tree
If mankind perished adroitly;

And harmattan; finally rising at dawn,
Would barely know that we were gone.


~ Kaptain.
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Poems For ReviewRe: Death My Foot by Kaptainemeka(m): 1:42pm On May 23, 2017
Great poem
Poems For ReviewHis Pains by Kaptainemeka(op): 1:40pm On May 23, 2017
True they brought his mother dead:
He nor swayed, nor uttered cry;
All his friends, watching, said,
'he must weep or he perishes'.

Then they hailed her, soft and low,
Called her worthy to be loved,
Truest friend and noblest foe,
Yet he neither spoke nor moved.

Stole a blood from his place,
Lightly to the mother stepped,
Took the mask from the face;
Yet he neither moved or wept.

Rose a friend of twenty years,
Set his sisters hands upon his shoulders--
Like Harmattan tempest came his tears--
"sweet sisters, I live for thee."

~Kaptain
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CrimeRe: Robbery Incident In Bayelsa, Suspect Shot By JTF (Photos) by Kaptainemeka(m): 4:47pm On May 21, 2017
Proudlyngwa:
When martial laws are declared, soldiers go after robbers and hand them over to the police,
and who declared martial law in bayelsa? Check what martial law means and tell me of it is what is going on there
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Holds Umbrella For Osinbajo When It Was Raining In Ekiti (Pic by Kaptainemeka(m): 12:46am On May 21, 2017
Point of correction: there is only one umbrella in the picture and that is what the Governor is holding, what the other guy is holding over PYO should be a tent or canopy..
jumobi1:
Did he do it for PYO or himself? In the course of discussion, the umbrella had to cover PYO too. You can see someone else holding an umbrella over PYO too.

Side note: I find holding the umbrella myself is more effective in protecting me than having someone else hold it.
CrimeRe: Robbery Incident In Bayelsa, Suspect Shot By JTF (Photos) by Kaptainemeka(m): 12:40am On May 21, 2017
In civilized countries will you see soldiers going after robbers? The police should be better equipped and trained to handle such situations.. As for brutalizing civilians that's what happens when uncivilization hits a zone and soldiers are left to Roam freely on the street. The system failed bothers the soldiers and civilians.
You don't expect to keep yam with goats and expect they don't get eaten someday.
Khd95:
this is what soldiers should be doing more, not harrasing innocent civilians tongue
LiteratureThe One He Loved: (immature Passion). by Kaptainemeka(op): 6:48am On May 16, 2017
Little did he know the gift noon brought as he prepared for a lesson to nurture his lessens.
Into the class he strolled, to receive a lecture of gold,
But on his right hand side laid an image of God,
'Built with immaculate lips and tender eyes, her smile was not short of radiated goodness,
With breasts as firm as Europe's development and a structure fit for a continental map.'
A glimpse at her and all was lost, for such perfection was unsettling.
Seat getting heavier and knees getting lighter, he found his gravity and rode a play.
A play far from direct but quintessential in producing the same act.
After Tom's time came dick's but at the stroke of Harry a bond like no chemistry element had ever witnessed was formed. She became "him" and he "her" as they played the cupid game.
With time came tests unprepared for, carrying great failures, hoping for the best but expecting the worst.
Like most hopes, the best did come conveying genes worse than bad, then realization hit its home.
For the lights had gone out and all was dark,
She left for another who excelled in life's long test.

~ Kaptain.

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