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Politics › Re: Who Can Really Fix Nigeria, Politicians Or Technocrats? by Kaptainemeka(m): 10:35am On Oct 06, 2025

The question you should ask is "are we operating the right system of government?"... You are torn between seeking for a politician or tehnocrat repair man for the country because democracy offers the optin for a singular savior; but a system of government like communism does not rely on a savior, it relies on communal efforts with a sole representative doing the common will of the societal party... So i ask again, are we operating the right system of govt given that we are in a multipolar society?

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Celebrities › Re: Been Broke Attract Long-Term Girls, But Riches Attract Baddies, Why? - Kidwaya by Kaptainemeka(m): 10:00am On Apr 10, 2025

My brother if we go by Christian faith, sex is the first command given to man... The human brain was wired for sex hence the saying"go into the world and multiply ".. Solving economic challenges are secondary commands that came as a result of man's fall from grace.. So if the bible is anything correct, Sex, sex conversations and sexual related quotes will always take precedence in the human mind.

BlueStripper:
I wonder how the next 50 years will be like.

Everything is sex, sex and more sex. Cant we discuss more relevant topics?

This early morning, Baddie posts are gracing our front pages.

What kind of generation is this?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump's Team 'declares War' On Masturbation With 'insane' New US Sex Laws by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:13am On Apr 09, 2025

Freedom to what? To masturbate? I doubt its part of what the freedom act entails. It even goes against freedom to human dignity.. A person with dignity will not engage in such.

chipsypop:
America is fast becoming everything it accused Russia and China of being over the years. What happened to the ‘land of freedom’?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump's Team 'declares War' On Masturbation With 'insane' New US Sex Laws by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:10am On Apr 09, 2025

You think most of the shootouts are done with registered weapons? ATF Should rather be revamped in order to efficiently conbat arms proliferation.

Ironfaceman:
Thats a pass. Also ban the sale of Guns and rifles at retail shop.

Politics › Re: National Grid: FG Splits TCN As NISO Begins Operations by Kaptainemeka(m): 7:15am On Apr 09, 2025

You are thinking small.. I am not talking about your countrymen being saboteurs, i am talking about the foreigners who control your leaders that's why i mentioned "imports".. The west control the factors of production for a reason even though you got the raw materials.. Ever wondered why?

Tareq1105:
You got it wrong.

Nobody is against increase in our productivity as a nation. The challenge, from my experience is CORRUPTION.

Politics › Re: National Grid: FG Splits TCN As NISO Begins Operations by Kaptainemeka(m): 7:03am On Apr 09, 2025

Very good question.. Well if you think about it closely you will see that with power comes the ability to produce (control of factors of production), with increased production comes reduced imports ... Gueess who wouldnt like that huh

AfahaAbia:
Why is it that it's only in Nigeria that stable power is rocket science It's seriously shocking to me!!! Or is it a deliberate tactic to keep the country backwards

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Crime › Re: Abia Worker Kills Man During Argument Over Unpaid Salaries, Mob Lynches Him by Kaptainemeka(m): 6:57am On Apr 09, 2025

Make una dey drop phone number after posting stupid comments so that we can reach you directly with oral insults.. In the mean time manage this written one; nkita lacha otu nne gi

CoronaVirusPro:
So sad!

Otti needs to resign. His incompetence is killing people and seems his administration is solely focused on reducing the population of Abia State.

But at a time, Abians deserves every woe that befalls them. It’s like God specifically created them to vote incompetence.

That state has not had a governor in last two decades. Furniture’s they keep electing into the government house and they never learn.

What a sad day. May the deceased find peace with God.

Music/Radio › Re: Luciferous Artwork: Muslim Group Reports 'one Davido Adeleke' To IGP Egbetokun by Kaptainemeka(m): 4:26am On Jul 27, 2023

You are clearly a nincompoop... Someday we will have that war and you all will be reminded brutally of the Christian crusade..

FuckSilly:
Most x tain fools, hypocrites and real terrorists will still come here to say trash.

They have serious problem at respecting people's culture, way of life and stance.

A X tian can make fun of her religion by acting as a cporn star nun and absolutely nothing will happen. Muslims don't tolerate that and if you find that hard to understand, Fucƙ up first publicly with YOUR REAL IDENTITY, and not all these social media bluffing and see how you're made to learn your lessons - THE HARD WAY.

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Business › Whatsapp Community Group For Building Materials. by Kaptainemeka(op): 11:45am On Jul 24, 2023

I created a whatsapp community for dealers and suppliers of building materials. This is to enhance synergy between facilitators, buyers and sellers.. If you are interested, kindly join by clicking on the whataspp link invite https:///CmK4DF3zaejBjhIayCt2rb

Please note that cordiality in chat and behavior will be enforced at all times.

Romance › Re: What Happened To The Relationship You Were Building? by Kaptainemeka(m): 1:31pm On Jan 29, 2023

Hahahahha

2ndchildhood:
After reaching lintel level.
The small tight space where I leave before I go NYSC come back, them don help me drill borehole..

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Politics › Re: Protest Rocks Katsina As Buhari Commissions Overhead Bridge Project by Kaptainemeka(m): 7:07pm On Jan 26, 2023

You are a stupid mindless b**stard... Reta*rd!

KingKO22:
The same cabal that cause Buhari failure are the same that are using Emefiele to sneak Atiku into Aso-Rock

Asiwaju is ahead of them all

Emefiele and his baby factory families should get ready for their everlasting life in jail

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Politics › Re: Lawal Musa Daura And His Many Controversies By Salihu Usman by Kaptainemeka(m): 6:55am On Jan 16, 2023

Shut the Bleep up.. What he said is right.. Tinubu is an animal that should be kept from the highest seat at all cost. Even if he can not come out to vote, it is because your self-service master made the nation unsafe.. Bleep you all apc and urchin supporters.. �

Wickedfact:
You keep shouting Tinubu up and down as if he's the one who made your father unable to bear sensible children.

You're shouting Tinubu must go to the polls.
Shidiewure, let me even ask you sef. If they say election is today, can you come out to vote?
You that you're hiding under the ground like cocoyam.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Free Sex Is Not Really Free by Kaptainemeka(m): 11:53am On Jun 05, 2022

I will recommend the book of Enoch for you to read so that you can gain clarity on this question.. You can download it from playstore; and yes it is an authentic text and very valid.

AntiChristian:
Illegal sex is forbidden truly!

But why was the biblical God unable to stop his sons coming to earth to have sex with humans in Genesis 6:1-4?

And the copulation was even granted amen to fertilization to produce giant sons of Godmen.

I still can't believe sons of God could have sex organs that can copulate, produce sperms and the sperms gingered to fertilize a human ovum despite the mitochondrial difference!

And God permitted all these to happen only to regret it later!

Crime › Re: Two Ghanaian Lovers Flogged For Leaking Their Sex Tape (Video, Photo) by Kaptainemeka(m): 5:59pm On Jun 01, 2022

The thing about assumed intelligence is that you feel you can argue aimlessly and still make sense.. I stopped at "no society is sane..." you clearly lack knowledge in sociology and psychology.. Now let me school you; firstly, a society can be said to be sane when their moralistic view is inclined; in such a society, the offsprings are left to come of age before educating them on sexual inference(reasons being that a certain degree of maturity is required for such knowledge. I understand this knowledge may be strange to charlatans like you who swim in cankerworm-infested ignorance and exude occasional drowning breaths because you choose to scream your way out of the filth rather than swim with the aid of knowledge.. You see, rare fools like you dont know that for new knowledge to be imbued( as in the case of civilization) , one must be careful not to thwart the norms of the society because a new subculture is created and values are lost(especially in negative learning) .. But an aggressive self-servicer like you will rather opt for a devalued society so that you can lay waste to lubricants using filthy fingers that would rather scroll through immoral pages than the pages of true academia. My friend, you are an ignoramus and a proud one at that.. What a waste of time! ,

Flamemignon1:
No society is a sane society because it's a subjective term. You lot are the poster child for hypocrisy, "strong influence on child rearing" my ass. They posted it on internet which is a platform already filled with porn,any child who's gonna watch porn will do it so that use that as a silly excuse. You must be part of the puberty blockers keeping teens from exploring their sexuality and making them think it's dirty to have sex when it's Human besides they are adults and take your conservative ass back to the stone age, acting holier than thou for society platitudes

Crime › Re: Two Ghanaian Lovers Flogged For Leaking Their Sex Tape (Video, Photo) by Kaptainemeka(m): 1:40pm On Jun 01, 2022

You are an imbecilic degenerate, a stupid excuse for human existence and an offspring of immoral dejects.. What your myopic brain cannot comprehend is that in a sane society, the accepted norms of a society has a strong influence on child rearing.. You want to form one stupid "woke" and allow immorality excel in a community with cherished morals(you think they are descendants of low budget charlatans like you?) .. Go and arrest them now, animal!!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Most Africans especially Nigerians need their head checked..you think this is the Stone age or what?
Do you folks actually understand what the law was created for?
I mean the Constitution..

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Nairaland General › Re: Is This A House Snake? by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:59am On Jun 01, 2022

Venymen:
No this one is self-contain snake �

Politics › Re: Shehu Sani To Wike: Southern Governors Didn’t Betray You by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:57am On Jun 01, 2022

Yet he went to a state controlled by an APC big wig(oshiomole) and reinstalled an incumbent governor (obaseki) when he was summoned. All this happened outside rivers state.

peepydelano:
Bitter truth, Wike is just deceiving himself to think he’s a big figure in the Nigeria politics, he does not have any strength outside Rivers state.

Food › Re: Lady Shares Picture Of Food She Bought For N3800 by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:53am On Jun 01, 2022

Eye no pain you o.. It is what it is!!��

YeyeGbami:
Shey me eyes dey pain me ni....abi na eba nd egg be this.

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Education › Re: Students' Car Park vs Lecturers' Car Park In a Tertiary Institution In Nigeria by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:02am On Jun 01, 2022

This is very possible. At 8 i had 2 ships i used in transporting crude oil from bonny to china.

mannasseh:
at 14, i owned a car and a motorcycle. lol

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Best Wishes To ‘Bad Belle’ People Waiting To See Us Arrested By FBI by Kaptainemeka(m): 6:28pm On Jul 31, 2021

your analysis is quite baseless i must say.

Monogamy:
See headline ooo

They are indeed bad belles, enemies of progress/success

There are so many flops in the documents released.

To start with, if Hush puppy is accused of being a fraudster, that means he must have been lying to the people he has been collecting money from fraudulently.. Can't Hush lied in the statement he made to FBI?

Secondly, Which street guy/guy man would keep the records of such deal involving a policeman on his phone?

If the case that Kyari is being indicted involved $1.1m deal which Kyari was claimed to have received N8m equivalent to $20k, would Kyari have had prior knowledge about the money involved, and still collect $20k to be his share if he and Hush are working together, infact the amount was sent like 4 times to different account.

Is Hush being accused of only $1.1m deal or there are still more deals that involved others, cos the one Kyari was involved according to the statement which made him to detain/arrest hush old friend is $500k, that's one transaction..

I never said Kyari didn't have any deal with Hush, I never said Kyari never received money from Hush (Proofs only to argue on that)..

If Kyari received $20k out of $1.1m, how logical is it for him to be person of interest to FBI, oh he collaborate/facilitate with Hush.

Is Hush being charged for only $1.1m deal? Or there are more deals with other people mentioned? If the latter is the case, why are the media not shedding light about other deals that they shifted all their energy on the one indicting Kyari only?

Shun tantrums, quote only if you have answers to the questions

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Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Kaptainemeka(m): 7:11pm On Jan 24, 2021

Ifthere is one thing history has taught, it is that there is no peace without war.. One needs to be beaten for supremacy and true negotiations to reign.

helinues:
Ask yourself who are the real traitors? Those suggesting a peaceful solution or those who are clamouring for war?

Christianity Etc › “you Are Evil”, Apostle Suleman Fires Back At Don Davis Mother. by Kaptainemeka(op): 4:59am On Jan 24, 2021

The General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministry, Apostle Johnson Suleman has again spoken. This time around he decided to speak directly to the mother of the molested Deeper Life schoolboy, Don Davis. The mother of the little had alleged that Reno Omokri and Deeper Life Bible Church have been threatening her life.

Based on that, Johnson Suleman decided to speak. In a tweet he recently made, he stated it clearly that he just saw a video where the woman said that Reno Omokri called her for accusing Deeper Life Church and also threatened her life.

The man of God made it clear that the Reno Omokri he knows can’t do such. He went ahead and made it known that many people thrive in blackmail and because of that, anything should be expected. He ended his tweet by stating it clearly that he knows the pains of a mother, but for the woman to add lies is bad and evil.

It should also be noted that Reno Omokri has pledged to pay millions of Naira to the woman if she can prove that he has threatened her life. Let’s wait and see if she has any proof as it regards to the allegation he levelled against Reno Omokri.

Christianity Etc › The 6 Bishops Who Left Winners Chapel and their new Ministries by Kaptainemeka(op): 4:48am On Jan 24, 2021

Here are the 6 Bishops that left and their new ministerial calling:

1. Dayo Olutayo

By the virtue of being a brother to Faith Oyedepo, he is an in-law to Bishop David Oyedepo. Olutayo Dayo Olutayo served the church in various capacities, including as the resident pastor of the Winners Chapel of Maiduguri and Nairobi Kenya Branch, before being transferred to the ministry of Abuja Branch and later consecrated as a Bishop.

The church ‘s decision to transfer him to Porthacourt did not go well with him in 2004. He later rejected the posting, denounced the bishop ‘s office, and consequently broke away and set up his church not too far from the Durumi, Abuja Church’s location. The upheaval caused by his resignation almost tore apart the former church. It was reported in some quarters that he had previously informed Bishop Oyedepo that he wanted to be released to start his ministry but was asked to hold on to it, the transfer now served as a good opportunity for him to fulfill his intention.

Today Dayo Olutayo is the Senior Pastor of Good Tidings Bible Church International (GTBCI), one of Abuja ‘s thriving ministry and his ministry has exhibited characteristics that qualify him as addresses with an apostolic dimension of divine favor.

2. Bishop George Adjeman

Bishop Adjman a Ghanian was one of Bishop David Oyedepo ‘s trusted disciples who worked in the ministry for many years and was ordained bishop. He was promoted to head Winners Chapel Ghana consisting of 14 churches distributed across Ghana. Later Monsignor Adjeman re-registered the church under his own name.

In 2004, after headquarters in Canaanland Ota, Nigeria attempted to transfer him to winner chapel Ibadan, Bishop Adjeman staged a takeover of Winners Chapel’s Ghanian branch after headquarters in Canaanland Ota. The Ghanian branch of Winners Chapel Ghana was started in 1996 and had already 14 branches, while Adjeman was transferred to Ghana in 2002. When Govt authorities in Ghana called for churches to be licensed as corporations, Bishop Adjeman outfoxed winners chapel went ahead to re-register the church under a new name, Winners Ghana chapel, omitted the names of all Nigerian trustees and took over the properties of their employers.

All attempts were made by the Pentecostal Pentecostal Council to address the ownership issue, eventually, two parties emerged and the church was spilled down in the center. The faction of Oyedepo (now known as Winners Chapel Intl, Ghana), and the faction of the Adjeman, known as Winners Chapel Ghana. The Oyedepo faction(WCI), which started again in the crisis of 2004, now has a network of more than 200 churches. However chapel of winners Ghana led by Adjeman has plunged from 14,000 members to 1,000 members.

3. Bishop Joseph Okoruwa Ebhohimen

The 62-year-old Bishop is part of Edo State’s Esan Central Local Government. He was admitted to Ilorin University in October 1977 for reading Physics. He graduated from Physics with B.Sc (Hons), August 1982. He served as Secretary of Prayer, Vice President and President of the University Fellowship at Ilorin, where he met Bishop Olaniyi Oyedepo and was a member of the fellowship springboarding to Winners Chapel.

He picked up an appointment after NYSC with a Federal Institution, National Center for Technology in Education (NETC) Kaduna September 1983. While he was a founding member of the Living Faith Church Power House Worldwide, it was during his work in Kaduna that the church came to Kaduna on November 21-28, 1983 for a program. He was among the first few members who started the 11th December 1983 Ungwa-rimi Church of Leaving Faith Church. He became Living Faith’s full-time minister in November 1988 and served with merit and rose to the post of Chairman, National Church Committee in 1998/1999 and 2006. He was a member of the ministry’s executive council. He was the church’s Benin region’s regional overseer before he left in 2008. He is the Chief Bishop of the Christian Assembly of Speed Setter with headquarters in Port Harcourt today.

4. Bishop Bolu Martins

The bishop of Kogi State Born served God meritoriously under the Living Faith Church for 2 decades, until God called him to lead the new mission. He was inaugurated at the Bishop ‘s office in Ilorin ‘s northern central area on 21 February 2007. Among the branches he served were Ibadan and Kano. In 2007, he resigned as president of the Treasured Life Family Church, headquarters in Nomansland in Kano and branches in Abuja and Ibadan.

5. Bishop Mike Afolabi

In 1984, the 64-year-old bishop entered the ministry and four years later became a full-time minister in the minister concerned with church ventures. He was posted to the Ministry Branch of Bauchi in 1990. He subsequently worked in the church’s branches Ilorin, Ibadan, Warri, Democratic Republic of Congo, and Ikorodu. After 25 years of service with the Ministry, he resigned on 15 November 2013. Today he is the presiding bishop of Hand of Grace Christian Center, Ibadan The church ‘s focus is to empower people with God’s love and to make people concentrate on God.

6. Bishop Dickson Olorunda

In 1981, when the then Brother David “was given the liberation mandate to start the ministry, his mother, Faith Abiola Akano, along with Brother David Abioye, Emmanuel Oset, Joseph Ebrohimen, and Dickson Olorunda were the people he shared the dream with. By this, Dickson Olorunda was one of the Power House that was gathered to pray and fast to make the celestial vision a reality. He was one of the first eight ministry members who began the Kaduna church. He served the church in many different capacities until he left to begin his ministry. Today, he is Royal Destiny Church’s presiding bishop, Benin City, which he started in May 2007.

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Politics › Re: UN Withdraws Claim That 110 Farmers Died In Borno Boko Haram Attack by Kaptainemeka(m): 5:51am On Dec 01, 2020

Tire for what?? Whether it's 110 or 43,the fact is that people were killed; Rather than debate the number of casaulties the stupid GCfR should either come up with a counter offensive measure or employ service men who know how to do so... The fact remains that the president has failed and he is still failing, only God will save us from his worst.

Cyberterror:
Buhari's enemies go tire.

Politics › Re: Sunday Dare: We Need N81 Million To Cut Abuja Stadium Grass by Kaptainemeka(m): 8:20pm On Nov 29, 2020

I make bold to say that Nigerian politicians have reached the stage where they should not be taken to prison for corrupt practices, they should rather be put In museum showglasses and displayed to oncoming generation. the future generation need to see and study the structure, function and brain capacity of a homo sapien thief.

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Events › Re: Beautiful Mermaid Celebrates Her Birthday In Beach Water In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Kaptainemeka(m): 10:30am On Nov 29, 2020

Look at this premature bred talking about childish nature.. Son, when I was writing my final exams your father was still gathering money to buy fancy roses to woo your mum. Ignoramus.

danyero:
Your childish stupidity is called out and now you want to hide under sarcasm

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Events › Re: Beautiful Mermaid Celebrates Her Birthday In Beach Water In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Kaptainemeka(m): 10:16am On Nov 29, 2020

The narrow minded nature of your lackluster brain will not see the sarcasm attached to the quote.
You remind me of the proverbial grass cutter, always daring to dash into the wild not knowing if a tiv man lurks around the corner.. Buffoon!

danyero:
If you are going to make silly comments on the internet, at least make yourself anonymous, now we can put a face to your not so bright mentality.

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Events › Re: Beautiful Mermaid Celebrates Her Birthday In Beach Water In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Kaptainemeka(m): 10:07am On Nov 29, 2020

Before you assume it's bolkocks experinent on it.. Go to any known ocean at 12 midnight and shout "Mami water" if you exist slap me.. Do it 3 times.. If you come back the same then we will believe it's false. Make sure you video the encounter Sha.

doggedfighter:
Some people are are already afraid because they heard mermaid

They have been fed with stories that there are people that live in the water

Pastors feeding people bullshits called marine kingdom.

She's beautiful with a nice concept and having fun.

Mermaid tales are bollocks !

For those already running amok on my mention, you are wasting your time

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Events › Re: Beautiful Mermaid Celebrates Her Birthday In Beach Water In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Kaptainemeka(m): 10:03am On Nov 29, 2020

Don't assume it's a lie yet, buy peppersoup ingredients and pour on her, if she doesn't change to fish you can assume it's a lie. If she does, kuku make peppersoup.. It's a win win situation for you.

MIRACOOD1:
All this girls will just be making tales to make themselves feel special..

I have a girl in my sch that believes that she's a mermaid.. Bleep that shit.

Hit my signature for awoof airtime

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Politics › Re: ‘Nigeria Borders Will Remain Closed’ - Mohammed Sabo Nanono, Agric Minister by Kaptainemeka(m): 9:56am On Nov 29, 2020

Mohammed Sabo of hisbah, descendant of the bastard son of bayajidda (biran).. You call me kid?? Pretty sure your dad was still asking your mum out when I was writing my final exams...

blacknp:
Irredeemable Peasant of Biafra, Captain Emeka Of intelligence unit, I see you, your presence has been affirmed, I love when you kids quote me.

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