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Plz Rumpelstiltskin, which of the MDA's is best fit for an Engineering graduate (Chemical).

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[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo.... [/b]

I can relate wit dis, was Once in ur shoes back den during my 100L days after i used my last card to cook dis delicious rice n beans; based on d fact i was going for nite class (TDB) i jst quickly tasted it, hmmm hw delicious i Said to myself, unknowing to me that i wuldnt eat d delicious meal i had prepared. Fast forward to mornin i jst rushed back to my room after reminising on how i would enjoy my meal dat morning, mehn i was mistaken as this once delicious meal jst became poison barely 10hrs after cooking, I was pained to the bone as per say it was my last card.
Lesson Learnt :Dnt close ur food immediately after cooking especially beans as dis wuld allow for the vapour to condense n provide a moist environment for bacteria to act on. Sorry bro

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Nice Job u doing ma'am, would be glad if entry level Job for fresh graduate Engineers (Chemical) available in Abuja are posted.

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My guy i don dey observe u tey tey, U nor dey carry last.

We are our own problem, maybe dats y employers feel dey can exploit us, a B.sc holder being offered a 30k Job its reli pathetic to say the least and not smtin one should encourage but shuld frown @ considering d high rate of how things are, from transport, feeding, clothing , e.t.c.
Im nt an advocate of sitting @ home doing nothing but we shuldnt settle for less so employers wuldnt take us for a ride. #TeamNevergiveup.

eremy:
Urgent Massive recruitment going on at Sheriff Deputies No 49, Ayodele Okeowo Street Gbagada, Lagos state.

Address Description : Opposite Apostolic Church, Gbagada , Lagos.

Position: Security Operative

Qualification: Minimum of SSCE,must be able to read,write and communicate fluently in English Language.

Salary : #40,000

Look @ this Job, a security operative wit a minimum of SSCE wuld collect 40k salary bt a graduate would be asked to manage 20k. Talk of double standard. 9ja i hail ooo.

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Mr, calm down and set your priorities right.. Since you said you in your finals ur main priority nw shuld be you graduating sucessful with a good grade and getting something tangible doing afterwards , after then you can talk of marrying.

Bigmarx:
Those that have successfully applied, did you receive a confirmation mail? Also did you have to input your class of degree or your final CGPA?

Yes, I received a confirmation mail after applying successfully.. Didnt include my class of degree or final CGPA besides there wasnt any column for such.

Great Job you guys are doing here..... More grease to ur elbows.

Op bia, dis ur mathematical proof is null & void, infact non-sequitor. How can money be root of all problems! Abeg try another proof.

Lemme share my own experience.
Once went to a public library where i was opportuned to meet a very pretty damsel, so as a sharp guy i made my moves, we got talking and i collected her digits. As one fellow with little patience i called her the next day to come over my crib she bluntly refused saying she doesnt visit guys. I tried to persuade her but all to no avail so i restrategized another technique of meeting her in a more neutral ground and build some form of connection with her mind. 5 days later i called her to show up this time around she didnt decline my invite,she came, I made her comfortable and all the normal talks ladies are suppose to hear were rightly served..In no time this girl was all over me and I was shocked thou because of wat she told me initially of her not visiting guys. Make I pause here jare..
Bottom line no time ooo.... Anytin that rocks your boat.
So Op, its no fault of we guys its the generation we are in.. Every thing seems to happen very fast.

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