DavidEsq:

Afro, A.K.A finest and freshest boy. I came to take my call-up letter, when Chux told me our friend was killed! Chai! I cry dat nite. The guy no even be confra. He beat up a confra guy's chic.

Ebayray:



Am good too.
100level constituency

Oliviaarims:



Lol.. Of course, it's the same Uniben.. And those things she said are very true.

martineverest:
haha.. Very popular in uniben fellowships

Jamean:

Alumni for all I care

rudyislife:
#lifeinuniben When Ur coursemates would hide all the important materials to get good grades,until the night to the exam

martineverest:
Who remember CYRIL STEINER? uniben most popular/ greatest student. The student with the longest stay in uniben.

Dmillz:
#lifeInUniben, where gals faint during ELAs..
Boys celebrates an E in mechanical courses,
Where gals go gaga once dy hear ur studyin petroleum engr.....

martineverest:
Who remember CYRIL STEINER? uniben most popular/ greatest student. The student with the longest stay in uniben.

Neroski:

Ecostat department is very good at this.your own good,u still saw it a night to.na when exam don finish u go see am

Jamean:
When a fresher thinks that Ofolawbasement is one place

When buying corner A bed space is like buying a house in Banana Island

Where 3 girls are gathered, 2 is a makeup artist

#lifeinuniben#

martineverest:
that was his problem. He was always having quarrel with people in classes.. His death made me cry bitterly... Was my primary school and university classmate.
R.i.p ikechukwu Daniel

Ebayray:


Huh?

@hw do we feel as if we're private school students

Dmillz:
lol.... of course!

horexy:

These tweets are as dry as d desert wind
Them wan copy OAU but dem no fit...Greatest Ife! There's only one Great Ife in d universe

DeRay98:
Greatest UNIBEST! Can anybody currently studying in UNIBEN, confirm this for me? Is "Obey God" Bread still being baked there? Obey God bread and moi moi was the best sandwich dinner for guys those days (18yrs ago)

Letsgoandfuck:
na wa o. May Dasuki visit that school

mcpat:

With your black and white!!

Sermwell:
i tink av seen ur face b4 in faculty. #ireplaw#500l

Deejavuu:


Lool. .

Naijaboiy answer the highlighted. Hwo many you don "toast"?

The one that got me, Uniben boy buying you mat ice and meat pie. Taking kada pizza from your body. Lmfao

Hehehe....

Funny enough I dey hardly toast law babes. Na just recently I start that one with some freshers.

I can totally relate to that Gospel pillars method of winning members to their fellowship. In my first year that was how one fine babe approached me and I was thinking she came to toast me,not knowing she was one of the pastors in that fellowship.

Some bad guys still dey chop those girls wey dey come preach to them sha. Those ones their matter dey God hand.


#iRepUniben
#iRepLaw

horexy:

These tweets are as dry as d desert wind
Them wan copy OAU but dem no fit...Greatest Ife! There's only one Great Ife in d universe

How can it not be dry as fùck to you?

It was the same fûcking way I felt when I saw the OAU trend on Twitter. Boring as hell.

Doesn't it take simple common sense to realize that it can't be fun to you because that's not your school,hence you can't relate with most of the things they are tweeting.

You all will just come here and type trash like these schools are in a competition of some sort.

Don't go and bother about the incessant strikes your school authorities always punish you people with and your annoyingly fùcking slow calendar. Be there making noise about inconsequential proclivities that won't add anything to your school name.

Copy kor,printing ni.

naijaboiy:

Hehehe....

Funny enough I dey hardly toast law babes. Na just recently I start that one with some freshers.

I can totally relate to that Gospel pillars method of winning members to their fellowship. In my first year that was how one fine babe approached me and I was thinking she came to toast me,not knowing she was one of the pastors in that fellowship.

Some bad guys still dey chop those girls wey dey come preach to them sha. Those ones their matter dey God hand.


#iRepUniben
#iRepLaw

Abudu2000:
#Proudly an Alumni #proudly ". Engineering graduate #proudly " ekosodin resident and lastly . . . . . #Proudly AN AXEMAN!

uchennamani:
Very, very dry.